818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Feng Qi found out that Xiao He was abnormal again when he was shopping for clothes.

As soon as the two entered the door, they attracted the attention of the shopping guide lady. There was no other reason. One wore a summer suit and leather shoes and wore a white coat, with a cold face full of abstinence. The face and figure are so perfect that they don't look like real people. Such a weird but eye-catching combination will become the focus no matter where it goes!

The shopping guide hurried up to greet her: "Hello, what do you need?"

Xiao He glanced at the clothes around him, looking a bit embarrassed, so he pointed to Feng Xuan and said, "Choose clothes for him."

Feng Xie clasped both hands in front of her chest, as if she had nothing to do with her.

"Ah, okay, there's a new men's clothing line recently, I'll go get it, what size do you wear?"

Feng Xie's face was naturally smiling, and when asked by the shopping guide, he glanced at her. He didn't feel it, but others felt that it was a charming look.

Xiao He, the only "bystander" at the scene, frowned.

Feng Xi didn't notice it, she lowered her head and asked him, "What size do I wear?"

He didn't think it was weird when he said this kind of thing, but it was unavoidably subtle for two big men to ask each other such a question, and the expression on the shopping guide's face became subtle along with it.

Although Xiao He thought about it, he was in a bad mood now, and he didn't bother to talk to this ostentatious bird, so he said to the shopping guide with a cold face: "You can choose some clothes for him. The vision of the figure should be very accurate."

The shopping guide hurriedly said where it was, and came over with a bunch of men's clothes in a short while: "I personally think that these styles are very suitable for this gentleman. Would you like to have a look first?"

Xiao He glanced at the pile of clothes, turned his head and said to Feng Xie, "You can choose it yourself, pick whichever you like, and buy everything you like."

Feng Xie raised his eyebrows and said nothing - what do you mean, he didn't even glance at it, if it were normal, this mortal would definitely pick it himself first, and then Blabla would say a bunch of things about how he thought he would fit in this dress.

Well, speaking calmly, as if without substituting any personal subjective opinions, it is inexplicably convinced that the one he chose is the best.

Feng Xie felt weird in his heart, so his temper came up, and he laughed so hard that the world was pale and the sun and the moon were dark: "Just look at it, let's try it on."

The shopping guide replied with a smile: "Yes, the fitting room is over there."

As soon as Xiao He heard his tone, he knew that this phoenix was going to be a demon. Before the shopping guide finished speaking, he saw him raise his right hand--that gesture is very familiar to Xiao He, after all, he also met Phoenix this morning. Change clothes with one click.

As soon as Xiao He grasped Feng Xie's hand, he casually grabbed those clothes and dragged him to the fitting room: "Okay, okay, try it on, try it on one by one!"

The tone is like an elder brother doting on his mischievous younger brother.

After entering the fitting room and closing the door, Xiao He's expression changed: "Using spells here will cause commotion, please stop making trouble."

Feng Xie turned his back to Xiao He, grabbed the edge of the T-shirt with both hands and lifted it up from the top of his head forcefully, threw it on the ground after taking it off, he used a spell to lock the door of the fitting room, turned around and approached Xiao He : "Am I making trouble? Or are you making trouble."

Xiao He took a step back, and was immediately lifted by the other party's chin: "My patience is limited, what's going on, tell me!"

Xiao He has never seen Feng Qi's naked body, at most he has seen him in messy clothes. Now that the other party is naked and pushes him into the corner of the wall, Xiao He feels that white flowers are shining in front of him, so he doesn't know where to put his eyes.

Up - is the sexy Adam's apple.

Forward—the well-proportioned pectorals.

Down the line - six pack abs are pretty complete...

Xiao He simply closed his eyes and took a deep breath: "It's nothing, I may have an operation tomorrow, I'm a little nervous."

— Lie, he was never nervous before the operation, only excited.

Feng Qi didn't know, he didn't have those convoluted thoughts, he hesitated to let go of his hand, Xiao He quickly took a step back.

"Really?"

"Well...you try on your clothes quickly, I'll go out and wait for you."

Xiao He took a step towards the door, Feng Xuan stretched out his arms to block him, and said with a smile: "How can I try when you go out, I don't know how to wear your clothes."

"..." Fart, who changed clothes with one click this morning!

"Help me dress."

"..."

Xiao He patiently took out a shirt and put it on Feng Yu: "Can you button it?"

"will not."

"..."

Xiao He buttoned him up patiently.

Feng Xuan stood upright, and Xiao He stood in front of him to tie him. The fitting room is not very big, and it would be a bit crowded for two people standing vertically, so they were very close.Feng Xuan lowered his eyes and could see the hair twirling on the top of Xiao He's head—there were two of them. In the traditional impression of mortals, it is bad behavior to think that a person with two hair twirls is not good.

Fenghuang suddenly felt that this silent scene made him feel very comfortable. Tranquility and silence have always been the words Feng Xuan hates most in his long life. He is too lonely.

But it's good to be quiet like now, Feng Xuan thinks it's good...

Xiao He finished fastening the buttons and said, "Okay, take a look...!"

Feng Xie took a step forward, stretched out his hands, supported the pole behind Xiao He, and circled him in the middle.Xiao He couldn't retreat, so he could only raise his head helplessly, Feng Xuan smiled, his brows and eyes were so gentle that they almost turned into water.

"They said that you are like a slutty, slutty, abstinent person in a dry, dead, old, boss, and abstinence on the surface, and a slutty heart inside."

"..."

Xiao He was taken aback for a moment: "What?"

"There were two mortals whispering behind us, but you didn't hear it. What does lewdness and abstinence mean?"

"..."

Is it really okay to ask him such a question from such a close distance, there are really rotten girls everywhere.

Xiao He has studied the issue of sexual orientation, so he has inevitably come into contact with a lot... small culture.

He lied calmly: "They said I was cold-hearted."

Feng Xie asked viciously: "Slutty?"

"...abstinence."

"Oh, what about accepting?"

"...Describe the degree of indifference."

"Oh."

Feng Qi raised his eyebrows: "What are dry, dead, old, and old?"

"..." Xiao He's heart was a little broken. This kind of word doesn't have any interesting meaning when you listen to it literally.

He sighed: "I don't know, maybe it's... some kind of culture that is popular among themselves. Human culture is very complicated, and I don't know everything... Ugh!"

Xiao He stared wide-eyed at Fenghuang who was kissing his lips, the latter simply hooked him into his arms, pressed his head and bit down hard.

It was a bite, Feng Xie used so much force that Xiao He almost burst into tears from the pain of being bitten by him.Feng Qi ignored him, and began to lick and suck after biting, tasted the bloody smell in Xiao He's mouth, and drove his tongue straight in.

These two lips bumping up and down are really annoying to watch, they obviously look cute, and they don't blink when they tell lies.Feng Xi licked his mouth endlessly, Xiao He didn't know when he was going to stop.And he noticed that compared to kissing, this kiss paid more attention to punishment, and there was no such considerate move to let him take a breath last night. Xiao He felt that the air in his lungs was about to be sucked dry.

He struggled and pushed hard on Feng Xi's chest - he expected to push the bird away.

However, the reality was much skinnier than the ideal, Feng Xi grabbed Xiao He's wrist and pressed it on the top of his head, and then rolled on Xiao He's lips, until he kissed him until his legs were weak and he couldn't stand still before letting go.

"Did I tell you?"

Blood was dripping from Xiao He's mouth, and he slumped on the railing in embarrassment and leaned against the wall behind him, panting, as if he had run 800 meters.

"God has a spell called Soul Search."

Xiao He lowered his eyes and ignored him.

"When the two mortals were discussing just now, I searched their souls, because it was only a superficial memory, and it was easy to understand the meaning."

As he spoke, he moved his face closer to Xiao He, his eyes narrowed beautifully: "I trust you so much, yet you actually lied to me."

"You know and ask me."

"How will you know you're lying if you don't test it!"

Xiao He was expressionless: "You actually tested me."

"..." It was obvious that he was ignoring him, but now he is ignoring him.

The veins on Feng Xie's forehead were about to jump up again: "Stop rambling, let me ask again, why are you unhappy?"

Before Xiao He could speak, Feng Xie added: "If you don't tell the truth, I will be rude to you."

"..."

Xiao He's face was muffled, his expression seemed to be flying, but in fact his heart was quite broken - how could he say such words? !Is this phoenix sick? Who would keep asking about such a trivial matter!

Xiao He was speechless, in Feng Xuan's eyes he was being dishonest, he was so angry that he poked his finger on Xiao He's forehead, the golden light shone, and rushed into Xiao He's body with a ray of spiritual consciousness in an instant.

Xiao He just felt that time seemed to stand still, he couldn't move, and someone touched the depths of his soul gently, and then slowly pulled away.

After the soul search was over, Xiao He came back to his senses, and saw Feng Xie looking at him strangely.Xiao He's heart skipped a beat, and his face immediately became hot—really... really let him see his little thoughts clearly?

"You envy Lord Qingcang?"

Xiao He became angry from embarrassment, pushed Feng Qi away and walked out.Feng Xi grabbed him and pulled him back: "Why do you envy him?"

"Didn't you see it all!"

Feng Xie looked puzzled: "I can't understand it until I see it."

Xiao He pursed his lips and did not speak.

"He later offended me, and somehow he learned some indiscriminate means. He actually administered medicine. I broke his two hind legs, stripped off the scales on his tail, and threw him into the Erhai Lake. He simply hid in the Erhai Lake and could not come out. over 500 years. Do you envy him?"

As he spoke, he slipped his eyes on Xiao He's lap: "Want to try?"

"I don't want to." This phoenix is ​​too cruel!

Feng Xi smiled and hugged Xiao He's neck, lowered her head and pecked and rubbed his face a few times before letting him go - the way birds express their affection is much gentler than that of humans.

Most of the depression in Xiao He's heart dissipated, and he leaned on the railing: "Isn't 500 years too long, after all, I am your admirer."

Feng Xie gave Xiao He a funny look, turned around and straightened his clothes in the mirror: "I think it's too short. Qingcang was originally a unicorn, and healed quickly, but the scales grew slowly, and I was embarrassed to come out with a bare tail. When I see people, I just keep saying I’m sick and don’t see any customers.”

"..."

Xiao He was silent for a while, seeing Feng Yu looking in the mirror with his back turned to himself, he asked tentatively, "Then, among the other admirers, you didn't accept one or two?"

Born in the spirit of Wan Nian Ji, so long and so lonely.

Feng Xuan's answer was very vague: "Sometimes... I will reward them for a night, or I can't get rid of the favor..."

"..." Why do you think it's weird, does he think he is the emperor, is he a public relations person, is it a favor to sleep with him? ? ?

Feng Xie didn't feel uncomfortable at all: "Speaking of this, it is difficult for ordinary people to understand. The essence of the ancient gods is very helpful for cultivation. After using someone's body, something must be left behind."

"..." It turned out to be Tang Monk meat, and it sounded like a whoring-prostitution transaction.

Feng Xie lost himself in memories, he tilted his head slightly, with a confused look on his face: "When I was young, my old troubles would always... Tsk, it was tens of thousands of years ago that I told you what to do so much."

Xiao He had a deeper understanding of the integrity of God, and asked with a wooden face, "Are you from above or below."

"..."

"..."

Feng Xi reacted and gritted his teeth: "Do you want to try?"

"..."

Feng Xi pulled him over, held Xiao He's hand and pressed it between his legs, the golden light in his eyes almost flowed out.Feeling the exaggerated state of the hard object between his legs, Xiao He's face turned red and then white - he looked so normal, it didn't match the state at this moment... at all.

"Provoke me again, and I will kill you on the spot."

Xiao He lowered his eyes, and his habitual pretentiousness had already shrunk his neck like a quail in his consciousness.Seeing that he was nervous, Feng Xiong let go of his hand, snorted coldly and continued to straighten his clothes.

Xiao He didn't speak for a long time, the proud Feng squinted at him, and comforted him unskillfully: "Why are you in a daze, you don't have to envy Qing Cang, I'm much better than him, you might as well envy me."

Xiao He came back to his senses, and covered his forehead with some headache: "It's alright if you don't talk about it."

"Oh...does this look good on me?"

"Cool colors don't suit you, green like a turtle."

Feng Xi pinched Xiao He's face sadly and pulled hard: "Say it sooner!"

"Let go...you are the one who wants to try one by one! Also, you are not allowed to search for my soul in the future."

"Hmph, if you don't lie, I don't need to."

Feng Xie took off his clothes, Xiao He picked out a black shirt embroidered with red plums and handed it to him: "Try this one."

The red plums bloomed alluringly along the bottom of the shirt, and it looked like a half-red and half-black dress, only Feng Xie's majestic and majestic complexion could hold it back.

...I always feel like I said two words to describe the young lady in the feudal society.

After trying on all the clothes in the store, Feng Xie came out of the fitting room contentedly, Xiao He followed behind, although his expression was still cold, his face was still flushed, and his lips were covered by the The bird was bitten like that, and it took too long for the two of them to go in, the eyes of the shopping guide lady looking at them became more and more strange.

——I really want to rush into the fitting room to see if there are any suspicious marks left behind.

When leaving, Feng Xie wore a dark red wide-sleeved crane-patterned modified crane cloak, with a black tight vest inside, narrow-leg pants and casual leather shoes.He sighed in the mirror that his feathers were beautiful, but he happily asked Xiao He to buy them all for him.

Could this be a bird written as phoenix and read as peacock?

Xiao He looked at the bird's body almost covered with Jinsong Crane embroidery, and sighed in his heart—some people just can't wear low-key clothes.

After swiping the card to pay, Xiao He suddenly thought of a question, pulled Feng Yu aside and asked in a low voice, "You...are you not wearing underwear?"

Feng Xie asked curiously, "What are underwear?"

Xiao He bought a roll of underwear with a dark face, and pushed him to the men's room to change: "Put it on the inside."

Doesn't this guy feel panicked? !

The author has something to say: Xiao He: How is it?

phoenix:?

Xiao He: Underpants.

Feng: Le...

Xiao He: ...

Feng: Too tight.

Xiao He: Well, I know you're old enough to shut up