818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Yama couldn't remember how old he was, but he was sure that this year must be his birth year.

This place of Hell... How do you evaluate it?In the past 800 years, no one came to the underworld to disturb his cleanliness. What happened recently, someone came to see the sky.

A few days ago, the demon king forced his way in and was beaten away. Today, two gods came down directly.

Are they all restless?

Yan Wang sat aside and listened to Feng Xuan and Ying Lin's heated discussion, his face twitched for a while, and his sullen face became more and more livid-these people want to snatch one or two souls, which is the second priority, but this is also blatantly in front of his A face-to-face discussion, isn't it a bit too arrogant.

It takes a little dignity back.

"Ahem, two gods..."

Ying Lin and Feng Xie stopped their quarrel for the time being, and looked at King Yama. The latter was sitting on the Eight Immortals Chair, slightly raising his right hand: "Since we are brothers, please stop arguing. It will hurt your peace, why don't you just sit down and sit down?" Discuss slowly."

Ying Lin pulled Yao Jin to sit on the chair on the left, and Feng Yu pulled Xiao He to sit on the right. When they saw the mortal standing next to each other, their expressions twisted at the same time—Xian Fan Lian, Xian Fanlian, it would be embarrassing enough to quarrel in front of Hades for such things.

As the perpetrator, Ying Lin spoke first: "I just want to ask one thing, when will Yao Jin's punishment end."

"The Divine Lord asked this question just now, and I have ordered the ghost to notify the judge to take the life and death book for verification, but..." He deliberately glanced at Yao Jin's face: "This ghost looks familiar."

Yao Jin felt that the other party was talking about his trespassing in the Palace of the King of Hell, so he was so frightened that he moved to Ying Lin's side.The soul is afraid of Hades, this is normal, no matter how arrogant Yao Jin was in the world, he has to be obedient here.

Ying Lin didn't speak. Yao Jin prevented himself from getting close to the Palace of the King of Hades before, presumably because he had suffered at the hands of the King of Hades, so he continued: "When will the judge come?"

Before King Hades could speak, Feng Xie interrupted: "Why are you in a hurry, this time Father God specially ordered me to come to the underworld to arrest you, there are many affairs in the God Realm, and you have to deal with them, you have to think about some things before It’s a good thing to think a little bit more about making a decision.”

——Don't talk about resigning or anything, if Ying Lin doesn't do these things, it will fall on him.

Ying Lin silently glanced at Feng Xie: "You have never been in charge of supervision, and you will never be in charge of it in the future. As for Father God, I have my own account."

He paused when he said this: "Shenjun Nixiao, don't talk about our God Realm with Hades, it's inappropriate."

Feng Qi couldn't help being choked by him, and Xiao He almost burst into laughter watching from the side. He thought to himself, usually he couldn't see that Ying Lin's eloquence was actually quite beautiful when he didn't cooperate.Naturally, Feng Xie knew that it was not good to talk about family affairs in front of outsiders, so he changed to a secret voice transmission, and his voice broke down and roared in Ying Lin's head: "I don't want to take care of the chaos in the God Realm! But now you have to pick someone up again! We don't care about it now, who is in charge! Did you let Father God return to the supervisory position?!"

Feng Yu felt that something strange must have happened to his younger brother. Ying Lin had always been more obedient than him, and was more valued by the Father God than him. Today is... a sudden rebellion?

Ying Lin was shocked by his roar mixed with divine power, and there was a "buzz" in his head. Fortunately, his face was paralyzed, even if he was stunned by the roar, he couldn't tell from his face.After he regained his senses, he replied in his mind: "Ying Chao will be back soon, and I will persuade Father God to give him the seat."

Feng Xi was stunned, and murmured in a low voice: "Ying Chao is back..."

Xiao He heard him suddenly say this, and looked over suspiciously: "Huh? Yingzhao? Divine Beast Yingzhao?"

Only then did Feng Xie wake up and said out loud, shaking his head at Xiao He: "It's okay."

Xiao He leaned over to Fengqi silently: "Isn't the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva called Di Ting? You want to find it from it?"

In fact, his central meaning was to ask them if they could leave here first. Even if he had acquired an immortal body now, Xiao He still had a human body after all, and the underworld was filled with gloom. After staying for a long time, he would feel chilled to the bone.

Xiao He reminded Fengxuan Jing that they finally remembered that they had another mission in the underworld this time, to find the whereabouts of helpless—of course, the real purpose was to take the opportunity to win over Buddhist disciples, but Ying Linqi was so confused that they almost forgot the business .So he straightened his face and asked Hades: "Speaking of which, I have one more thing to do when I go to the Underworld this time. We want to see Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."

King Yama was relieved after hearing this. Compared with taking a soul out, this request is not so difficult to accept. Although Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva lives in the underworld, according to the organization, the other party should belong to the Buddhist world. No problem can be considered on the head of Hades, and Hades readily agreed.

"It's simple, when will God Lord Nixiao go? I'll ask the ghost to lead you the way."

Feng Xuan originally wanted to say that he would wait until Ying Lin's matter was dealt with, but Xiao He suddenly tugged at his cuff and nodded slightly, Feng Xuan cast a dignified glance at Ying Lin: "Now, Ying Lin, If you want to leave after finishing your work, remember to tell me the result."

The growl that didn't match his image in the sound transmission secret entry shouted again: "It's best not to scare me!"

Ying Lin nodded expressionlessly.

The ghost in the underworld acts like a doll, it doesn't speak or chat, it just leads the way.They were walking on a dark road, and occasionally a few dark red flowers could be seen on the side of the road. The ghost was dressed in white clothes, and it looked very strange from behind.Xiao He involuntarily approached Feng Yu, and he comforted himself that the aesthetic standard of people in the underworld might be the same. He, a human being, would not agree with it. Wouldn’t it be possible that Hades would not suffer from indigestion with such an attendant?

...Obviously King Hades looks quite normal, except for his gloomy face, he is actually quite handsome.

"What are you thinking?"

Xiao He was stunned, then shook his head towards Fengqiu: "It's nothing, I was wondering if it would really be with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."

Feng Xi was also not quite sure, but he comforted him: "If we're not there, we'll look elsewhere. Anyway, it's the Demon King who's looking for someone, not us, so what's the rush."

Xiao He nodded his head: "The heroic move you mentioned earlier shouldn't be the heroic move of a beast, right? You and Ying Lin are using brain waves to communicate?"

With a boyish face on her face, Feng Xi tilted her head in doubt: "Brain waves?"

"It's that little trick. Didn't you use it with me before, in court... Only the two of us can hear what we say, but no one else can hear it."

Feng Xuan let out a groan, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips: "Just now you clearly knew that what I said was not about Yingzhao, but you deliberately said it wrong, playing such tricks, and thought you really didn't notice."

Xiao He pretended to keep a straight face: "I'm not so easy to lie, if you don't tell me the truth in the future, I'll see it right away."

"Tsk, it's just hard to say it in front of outsiders, otherwise Ying Lin will blame me for talking too much." Feng Xie was full of resentment for this, he felt that Ying Lin had put a hat on him for not being serious, but he himself was not like that of.

"That guy is not a beast, Yingzhao, his name is Ying Chao, Chaoyang's Chao."

As soon as Xiao He heard the surname, he immediately thought of Ying Lin and Ying Jie, and asked tentatively, "You still have brothers?"

Feng Xuan snorted softly: "Yes, but I don't have much memory of him, I only met him a few times when he was very young. He is too different from Ying Lin and me. When he hatches, we will They have all gone their separate ways as adults. I only heard Father God occasionally mentioning that he is extremely talented, but he is not suitable for practicing the magic of Shenlong, so he was sent out to study since he was a child. I don’t know the details, so I didn’t ask.”

Xiao He smacked his lips and said with emotion: "Your god father really... likes hatching eggs."

"Although it is true, I want to clarify one thing for him. Sometimes he transforms creatures to save people. It's like Yingchao. When he was pushed down from the eagle's nest and fell on a rock, his shell cracked a few pieces. If God Father didn’t happen to pass by and feed him a drop of dragon’s blood, he would have died.”

Seeing that Xiao He liked to listen to the stories between them, Feng Xuan said a few more words: "Ying Chao was originally the egg of the blue-winged eagle and lived on the cliff. Relatively close. But the egg was not so bad after receiving a drop of blood from the father god. He is different from me. His ancestral blood is not pure and will not fight against dragon blood, so the gap heals well, except for the long incubation time. It’s a little bit better, but other things are normal, he hatched with a silvery light, and his rank is second only to the golden dragon, but... he accidentally ate a dzi bead before he was transformed, and he was forced to transform.”

Feng Xi didn't know what picture came to mind when he said this, and laughed out loud: "As I was talking, I remembered some past events. I vaguely remembered that he was forced to turn into a naked baby, hahahahaha, but he turned into a naked baby. Ruined, there is no hair on the body, no eyebrows, no eyelashes, no hair at all."

Xiao He couldn't help but glance at him and then again, thinking that you're still smiling, naked baby... isn't that you?Who asked him to feed him with a needle a while ago.

"Godfather always thinks that he is very talented. Have you ever seen the bamboo forest in Kunlun Mountain? Each one is as thick as a floor-standing vase. Godfather likes the taste of bamboo in Kunlun Mountain. He once built a pavilion with bamboo on the East China Sea. Once when he carried Ying Chao up to play, he missed it, and the supporting bamboo was crushed by Ying Chao's claws, causing Father God to almost fall into the water."

Of course he remembered the bamboo forest on the Kunlun Mountains. Bamboo belongs to the Gramineae family, has no cambium, and is generally not thick.The first time he saw a bamboo as thick as the one on Kunlun Mountain, he felt that it might have become a fine bamboo.Xiao He has stayed with Feng Xie for a long time, and after seeing more, he also knows that God is not omnipotent since he was a child. It is amazing to hear him describe it like this: "Wow... I read a book before and saw records, saying that there is a practice of eagle boxing. A monk who has reached the pinnacle can break bamboo with one hand, does your brother use the Eagle Fist?"

Feng Xie was a little speechless: "His ancestral blood is the Blue Wing Condor..."

"Oh."

"I don't know what method God Father used—maybe he picked out the dzi beads in his stomach—to change him back to his original shape. But since then, he has been very arrogant, and his hair hasn't even grown. That kid... ..."

Feng Xie actually ground his teeth while talking: "I really deserved to be beaten, and was sent away by Father God later."

Xiao He was speechless: "Is there anyone more arrogant than you in this world?" Send him away, not to mention that Feng Xie always fights with him, Ying Jie has no choice but to send him away.

Xiao He couldn't help but despise Feng Xie while thinking about it—what's the matter? It's fine for him to bully young and middle-aged people, but even the old and weak, women and children?Is it fair to bully everyone who is being bullied?

"Nonsense, I didn't bully him."

"Did I say it?"

Feng Xuan was dissatisfied: "It's written on your face."

Xiao He touched his paralyzed face, wondering if his skills had declined recently?

"In short, he never came back after he left. I forgot where he sent it to. Either Si Ming Xingjun or Emperor Ziwei, um... and Donghuang Taiyi, but according to his personality, he will not be happy to accept apprentices, father. There are not many friends of gods, and the places to go are roughly like this.”

Xiao He didn't say a word, these Shen Guang felt awesome just hearing his name, so he, a little mortal, should keep silent.

After Feng Yu finished speaking, he frowned worriedly. Xiao He asked him what he was worried about, and he said, "I don't know how he is doing. Ying Lin finally got tired of being a supervisor for so many years, and he wanted to quit. Tell me Ying Chao wants to come back, maybe he will push the seat to him."

"Are you worried that he is not qualified for the priesthood?"

There were two pimples between Feng Xie's eyebrows: "I'm a little worried. If he is too incompetent, what will happen to me if this person falls on me in the end."

Xiao He seemed to hear him say, what should I do if I want to eat this pot of shit in the end.

As for what, with Ying Jie having so many sons, the dragon position can't be passed on?

Xiao He asked again: "Then... why did Ying Lin quit?"

"Let's talk about love."

"..." Xiao He suddenly remembered the soul standing beside Ying Lin.

Feng Qi coughed: "Use our words, Si Fan."

"...that sounds about right."

They were chatting, the ghost leading the way in front stopped suddenly, Xiao He saw a bridge stretching out in front of him, under the bridge was a dark green lake, with a few black lotus flowers floating on the water surface.But they couldn't see clearly at the end of the bridge, and there was no light in the underworld, so they could barely see the road under their feet.

The ghost didn't leave when he got here. He didn't seem to dare to go up the bridge. He stood there and faced them both with a face without facial features, then suddenly tilted his head and looked over the bridge. The hairs all over Xiao He's body stood up.Xiao He took Feng Xie's hand and walked quickly up to the bridge. The ghost saw them going to the other side of the bridge, and then left in a flickering manner.

Feng Yu patted the back of Xiao He's hand: "Don't be afraid, ghosts are very low-level."

Xiao Hemu said with a straight face, "I'm not afraid."

"Your palms are sweaty..."

"..."

The place where Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva lives is indeed different from other places in the underworld. Although it is still haunted by yin, it is no longer haunted by ghosts, and there are more flowers and plants on the roadside.In addition to the black lotus that I saw just now, there are also lotus flowers the size of a small spoon growing in the puddle, and the color is actually transparent.

"Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is quite good at enjoying it."

"This kind of ghost place, if you don't learn to enjoy it, it will become a ghost sooner or later."

Xiao He and Feng Xie did not see Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, but after entering a large courtyard, they found a huge beast with strange appearance, tiger head, one horn, dog ears, dragon body, lion tail , Kirin feet.Xiao He took a closer look and found that there was a man next to the beast, wearing a gray monk robe, tall and bald, brushing its fur with his back to them.

Xiao He motioned Feng Xuan to watch, Feng Xuan nodded, "That's true listening."

"No, I let you see that person, it seems to be a master of nowhere."

The person in the monk's robe turned his head when he heard the noise, and smiled at Xiao He and made a Buddhist salute: "Amitabha, benefactor Xiao, please come and be safe."

"Master Unable, it's really you!"

The old man was very happy to reunite with Xiao He, but reuniting in this kind of place...is a bit weird.Xiao He didn't know whether he should go forward to shake hands with him, but in the end he just twitched the corners of his mouth in embarrassment: "You don't seem surprised to see us."

But there was a calm smile on his evil, charming and wild face: "It's still very surprising, but I knew it after you got on the bridge, it heard it."

He pointed to the giant beast behind him: "It's called Di Ting, you came here neither early nor late, I just finished bathing him."

Xiao He glanced at Di Ting expressionlessly, as a way of saying hello to him.

Di Ting looks rather scary, but it seems to have a good temper. It is said that it is a divine beast that sits and listens to Buddhist scriptures in Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva all the year round, and can distinguish between good and evil.Perhaps listening to the Buddhist scriptures can make the beast become kind-hearted.

Di Ting walked slowly to Xiao He's side and listened carefully, then walked around to Feng Qiu's side to listen, and finally walked around them slowly and went out from the courtyard gate.

Xiao He didn't quite get used to the etiquette among their gods and beasts, and felt even more embarrassed.

Unable to invite them to sit down in a pavilion, picked up the teapot and poured a cup for each of them, and then asked: "Benefactor Xiao, I don't know what is the purpose of looking for the poor monk? I found the underworld."

Xiao He glanced at Feng Xie, who took out a pearl as white as jade from the Qiankun bag and put it on the stone table: "It's not us looking for you, someone is looking for you. We are just entrusted to deliver samples thing."

This prayer bead suddenly appeared on the counter one night after Jiu Jiu left. Along with the bead was a piece of paper that said, if they were lucky enough to find the monk, they would give this to him.Because it came from Jiu Jiu, Feng Qi dared not let Xiao He touch it, and he always carried it with him.

Seeing that Xiao He couldn't frown, he obviously recognized the thing, so he said, "He seems to have something to say to you."

Unable to look down at the Buddha beads for a long time, he sighed softly: "It's the demon king..."

"Tsk, it's long gone. With his current appearance, how can he be a demon king?"

Xiao He tugged Feng Xuan's sleeve hard, looked at Feng Xuan without any doubts, and glanced at Xiao He again: "Benefactor Xiao said that men may also be pregnant, but it is true? This is the child of you and God Ni Xiao Right? They've grown so big."

"puff--!"

Feng Xie couldn't help but sprayed the tea on the ground, Xiao He's face darkened by half: "Master, when did I say that..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Feng Jue patted his legs and burst out laughing. After laughing for a long time, he leaned beside Xiao He wiping away his tears. He squeezed Xiao He's legs from under his sleeves. Xiao He pushed him, and Feng Jue winked at him.

"I can't see that you still have such thoughts."

Feng Qi teased Xiao He by using the method of voice transmission, which made the remaining half of his face black with embarrassment.

Forget it...the matter of Feng Qi's rebirth from the ashes does not have to be explained clearly to everyone.

"Master... let's talk about the demon king. He will go back to Mount Yiyi on the first and fifteenth day of each month. If you want to see him, you can go there to find him. By the way, he has been to the underworld before." One trip, but he went to the Palace of the King of Hades and the Judge, so you must not have seen each other."

Unable to be startled, shook his head and said, "No."

——It's over?

Xiao He is very dissatisfied with this level of gossip, how could he not become so taciturn when we meet again, and what if there is no future?Nothing else?But he couldn't seem to fall into some kind of contemplation, he reached out and took the Buddhist bead and twisted it gently.

Xiao He glanced at Feng Xuan, who showed a helpless expression.

"The things are brought, and the words are brought, we will not disturb the master's practice, and leave."

Xiao He pulled Feng Xuan up to leave, unable to say suddenly: "Benefactor Xiao, please stay."

Xiao He stopped and waited for him to continue.

"Poor monk... Maybe I won't be able to see the demon king again. If Master Xiao meets him, can you say something to the poor monk, just say that I have... I have attained the fruit of cultivation and am ranked among the Arhats."

Xiao He couldn't take a look, he didn't know what an Arhat should look like, but he wouldn't be like this, wearing a coarse gray monk robe, right?

"Well, if he comes to Cegu again, I'll tell him."

He couldn't help but smile, but held the Buddhist bead in his hand.

Xiao He and Feng Xie left Ksitigarbha's place afterward, and they were going to meet with Ying Lin again, but the other party directly sent a voice transmission to Feng Xie, saying that Yao Jin's punishment is not over yet, he wants to stay here, Father God Leave him alone there.

Feng Yi responded to Jie with an indifferent attitude, so he went back to Cegu with Xiao He.

On the way, Xiao He was quite emotional: "Why do I feel that I won't get anything out of it, as if I sent a message to Jiu Jiu."

"No, that monk can wash the mount of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, which shows that they have a good relationship. According to his qualifications, he may have been accepted by Ksitigarbha as an apprentice. We helped his apprentice today, and we will meet him in the future." When it comes to matters that require the help of Buddhism, he can't refuse."

Xiao He asked amusedly: "You never thought about asking anyone to help you before. You have become smaller and less courageous?"

Feng Xie's bright golden eyes turned slightly: "That's not true. I can't do something like getting a man pregnant. There is always one of the gods and Buddhas who can do it. So, I have to think about it."

"..."

Seeing that Xiao He was successfully captured by him, Feng Xi laughed and ran towards the office: "Xiao He! I will definitely help you realize your wish!"

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