818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

Xiao He sat on the window sill all night, feeling a little cold.I don't know if it was because of the freezing all night, but his expression was terrified, as if he was planning some poisonous scheme.

Xiao He jumped down from the window sill. He originally wanted to go to the entrance of the community to buy some breakfast after dawn, but he waited until after seven o’clock, and the stall that often sold buns outside the community was still closed. Xiao He was hungry and irritable, so he decided to go out to buy Eat instant noodles.

He just got up after tidying up Nian Wu, and rubbed his eyes at him behind the door.

While changing his shoes, Xiao He said, "I'm going out to buy food, are you with me?"

Nian Wu shook his head, and said in a childish voice, "We've lived in the mortal world for so long, it's time to go back. I was supposed to stay close to the blue musk fruit. It's an exception to leave for such a long time. Go back quickly." .”

Xiao He paused when he put on his shoes, he felt a little guilty, so this kid has been waiting for him?

Xiao He walked up to him and squatted down, and said softly: "It's like this, I still have some things that I can't get away from in the mortal world, and the affairs behind my parents have to be handled properly... It will probably take a lot of time. Otherwise, you How about going back by yourself first?"

Nian Wu pouted unhappily: "Why, are you not going back and want to send me away."

"..." Xiao He was thankful that he had a paralyzed face, and couldn't show his inner discomfort.

He patiently persuaded: "Of course not... In this way, you go back first, and you can pick me up again after I finish dealing with the matter, okay?"

Nian Wu thought about it, and felt that this reason was acceptable, so he nodded and said yes.

"Are you going back now? Would you like breakfast?"

Nian Wu said disdainfully: "We cultivators don't need to eat, I'm going back now, if there is one fruit missing in the orchard, it will be blamed on you... Huh, I have waited so long, I should have known last night I went back."

"Okay, okay... that's right."

Xiao He hesitated for a moment, then took the feather from his neck and handed it to Nian Wu: "This... please help me bring your god, the god Nixiao."

Nian Wu asked suspiciously: "What is this? Why didn't you give it to him yourself?"

"It's his stuff, I can't go back for now, I'm afraid he needs to use it in a hurry."

Nian Wu nodded, and stuffed the feathers into his chest: "Okay, I'll go back as soon as possible, and I will hand it over to God Nixiao personally."

Xiao He couldn't help but patted his head, he felt that Nian Wu had become more obedient recently, completely different from the violent one when they met for the first time, he was really a loving child.

The white bird flew out of Xiao He's window and gradually disappeared into the distance. Xiao He closed the window and turned around and licked his lips. He thought, Feng Yu, Feng Yu, if you don't come to me like this, then it's really too much up.

Feng Yu told him not to take off the feathers before, but now he sent it back, I believe he understands what it means.

... It doesn't matter if you don't understand, anyway, based on what he knows about this bird, he will probably explode into a hedgehog when he sees the feather.

Xiao He sighed, took his wallet and turned to go out.This guy, Feng Xi, is really tiring for him.

Conspiracy is the enemy of love.

But for Xiao He, love will die faster without conspiracy.

He thought, maybe next time he should change to a more gentle way. He Peiqing once told him, either don't lie to your lover for the rest of your life, or lie to your lover, and don't let the other party know for the rest of your life. result.

But how did Feng Xi know that he was playing tricks on him?

Xiao He walked around the street a few times, didn't see much people, walked two streets before arriving at the convenience store, the strange thing is that there is no one in the convenience store, this time is the rush hour for work, and there are many people who come here to buy things on weekdays .

There was a lazy-looking cashier behind the counter. When Xiao He came in, he ignored him and just played with his phone with his head down.This phenomenon is very strange. Xiao He lives in a high-end residential area, and the service staff are usually very enthusiastic and attentive. They have never taken customers so seriously.

However, Xiao He was too hungry. Although he felt strange, he didn't think too much about it. He just thought it was because the cashier was slacking off because there were few customers.

He took a pack of instant noodles from the shelf, and when he pinched it up, he found that there was a lot of dust on the wrapping paper, and he took another pack and it was still the same.

Xiao He couldn't help frowning, even changing a few bags like this, so he took the instant noodles to the cashier and asked, "Sir, why are your things so dirty? Haven't you changed them for a long time?"

The cashier's attitude was very arrogant, and he gave Xiao He a slanted look: "Would you like to eat or not."

"..." What the hell!This convenience store was never like this before!He's only been away for a few days, has the weather changed? !

Xiao He was suddenly a little angry, and asked under pressure, "Where is your store manager?"

The cashier didn't answer, and squatted down behind the counter, then slammed a kitchen knife on the table, raised his chin and squinted at Xiao He: "I'm the store manager, what's the matter?"

It was only at this time that Xiao He could see clearly that the cashier had a big arm and a round waist, and he didn't look like a good-for-nothing.Xiao He was taken aback, he stepped back cautiously, hugged the instant noodles and shook his head: "It's okay..."

The cashier snorted coldly, lowered his head and continued to play with his mobile phone, making obscene hey sounds from time to time.Xiao He thought this was crazy... No wonder it was so deserted, the store manager was sick.But I have never seen this person when I came to buy things before. Did he just escape from the mental hospital?

He was so hungry that his stomach growled, and when he saw this kind of person, he felt a little needy, and he just wanted to buy something and leave immediately.Xiao He silently returned to the shelf, chose a few more foods, and carried them to the counter to ask for the bill.

The cashier didn't give him a barcode, so he checked it visually and said, "Five hundred."

"..."

Xiao He twitched his mouth: "You don't type barcodes?" No matter how you look at it, these things don't cost five hundred!

The cashier slammed the table hard: "The cash register is broken!! You have no eyes! Are you blind!"

Xiao He was stunned by his scolding, and walked back with his belongings.

"I said five hundred is five hundred! Love to eat or not! Love to buy or not!!!"

After he finished speaking, he snorted and laughed nervously: "Eat it, eat it... Pork, there is no more to eat after this meal, why don't you hurry up and eat it."

Xiao He swallowed nervously, his fingers trembling slightly, counted out 500 yuan from his wallet, threw it on the counter, turned around and left - this man is really sick! !Extortion in broad daylight, and even took out a kitchen knife, just like the old king of the mountain... Forget it, if you can't provoke him, you can hide... Call the police when you get back!

Xiao He didn't go far after leaving the store, when he suddenly saw a group of people walking away from another direction, carrying weapons like wooden sticks and axes, rushing into the convenience store just now, and then, there was a burst of clanging and pounding in the convenience store There was the sound of smashing, and the noise of men, and then there was a scream, Xiao He was stunned - even if the cashier was a bit too much, there was no need to do this, just call the police, why did he do it himself... It's too violent!Is this against the law? !

After a while, a bloody human figure was thrown out of the convenience store. His clothes were stained with blood, but the red color of the clerk's uniform could be vaguely seen. After a while, a round thing was thrown out of the door. Throwing it out, Gulu Gulu rolled to the side of the sewer, Xiao He looked at it from a distance, and was stunned for a long time before he realized what it was - it was a human head! !

The thing stopped, its face was facing Xiao He's side, the cashier stared at Xiao He with his eyes wide open.

The cleaners on the side of the road seem to be used to it, pulling the body by both legs and throwing it into the trash can. Seeing that there is still a head on the side of the road, he shouted into the convenience store very calmly: "Straight mother thief! Die you bastards!" ! Why do you litter!! Do you know how many times I have collected garbage today?!"

——Is this the point? !

Kill...killed!

Xiao He saw that the cleaners also joined the melee, and there were screams from the convenience store from time to time. For a moment, he even thought that he had met those strange non-human beings again. Is this all an illusion?The person who was talking to him just now is... dead? !But he no longer has tourmaline beads in his body, so he shouldn't attract these unclean things anymore... Is this still the legal country in his memory? !

Xiao He leaned against the wall and moved out tremblingly. After moving a certain distance, he ran away: "Crazy...these people are crazy!"

Xiao He ran home in one breath, and felt safer after locking the door firmly.He sat down slowly with his back against the door, panting from exhaustion.Xiao He hugged his arm with trembling hands, the scene he saw just now was too absurd, is it true?But when he closes his eyes, he can still think of the cashier's death...

Xiao He hugged himself and panted for a while, and only got up with trembling legs after he recovered his breath.He reluctantly walked to the phone and dialed 110 to call the police, but the phone beeped for a long time and no one answered it, and then changed to a busy tone.

Xiao He finally realized that something was wrong - no matter what disturbances occur, the army as a state coercive institution will not be in chaos, if even the call to the police cannot be reached...

Xiao He didn't dare to think further.

——No wonder the street was so deserted last night, maybe they were all hacked to death...

"Calm down... eat something first..."

Xiao He picked up the convenience bag that fell on the floor, opened a bag of instant noodles, and didn't know how to cook it, Feng Xie emptied his kitchen!Xiao He searched for a long time in the kitchen and finally found an induction cooker. It had been put aside for a long time, but luckily it still works.

Xiao He finally filled his stomach after stuffing some instant noodles. He suddenly remembered that his community has its own generator. Judging from the power supply status of the building in the distance, his house is only using the electricity stored in the generator. It must have been messed up, and the water and electricity might be cut off in a few days.

Xiao He opened the water storage tank in the basement, filled it with water, and checked the rice grains at home. There was only half a bag of rice piled up in the storage room, and he didn't know how long it would last.

After Xiao He finished all this, he was so tired that he collapsed on the sofa.What the hell is going on here... Why is everything messed up, like in some disaster movies... Is it really zombies?

But he didn't see any strange creatures when he went out today, but everyone seemed more aggressive than usual.

Xiao He didn't expect that this was just the beginning.

Then he called many people, including Uncle Wu and Qu Changfeng, but no one answered at all, and the TV could not receive a signal.Xiao Shi could often see small groups of several people passing by from the window. He didn't dare to make a sound, so he hid behind the curtain and watched silently. Those people had weapons in their hands, and they would fight if they disagreed. Xiao He has seen many fights with weapons.

Later, when someone came to his house and smashed the door, Xiao He hid behind the door and didn't dare to make a sound. Fortunately, his house's anti-theft measures were good, those people couldn't get in, and they left after smashing it for a while.

At night, Xiao He turned off all the lights, leaving only a small light in the bathroom. He slid into the hot water and closed his eyes. Despair and fear slowly expanded in his heart—there was trouble in the mortal world, and the gods in the sky were here. do what?

Also, is Feng Xi really not coming?

-

It's not that Feng Xie won't come, it's that he can't come.

After Nian Wu went back to Kunlun Mountain, he searched for Feng Xie for quite a long time. Originally, ordinary birds like them were not allowed to enter Nixiao Palace casually, but he couldn't find anyone after waiting for a few days. Finding an opportunity to sneak in, Yingjie Guan Fengxi's room is unlocked, as he said, anyone can enter and leave this room, except Fengxi himself.

What Ying Jie did was not so much shutting up Feng Qi, but rather grinding his temper. The more anxious Feng Qi was, the more he couldn't get out.This day, he was sitting in the room in a daze, and the voice of the blood demon in his head rang from time to time, urging him to go out, and Feng Xie was disturbed by him.

"I would have gone out if I could! Shut up!"

[This kind of sealing spell is actually very simple. It is similar to the door god, but it comes in the opposite direction. Outsiders cannot get in where the door god is, and people inside cannot get out here.You just have to let the person outside the door lead you out. 】Feng Xuan snorted coldly: "To put it lightly, who else here is willing to lead me out due to the spell cast by God the Father."

The voice in my head suddenly stopped talking.

At this time, a small round head suddenly came in from the door, with two eyes rolling around, looking at Feng Xie.

He noticed that Feng Qi's face turned pink with excitement when he saw him: "Shen Jun..."

Feng Xuan was slightly taken aback: "You... good fate?"

—Here comes someone who can lure him out!

He stood up and asked, "Why are you here?"

Nian Wu tentatively stretched out his short legs and placed them on the threshold, then carefully glanced at Feng Xie, then retracted his feet, his face became even redder: "I didn't mean to barge in... Yes, there is something wrong Tell the gods."

Feng Xie frowned slightly: "What's the matter? Come in and talk about it."

Nian Wu looked at him with bright eyes: "...is it okay?"

Feng Xuan nodded again before he entered the door.

As he walked towards the door, he said excitedly, "Shenjun, my name is Nian Wu, don't call me Shan Yuan again."

Feng Xuan thought it was funny: "You actually gave yourself a name?"

Nian Wu twisted her fingers in embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "Someone else took it for me."

The first time he came to his idol's room, he was so excited that he didn't know what to say, and he didn't dare to look around casually. He just took out the feather Xiao He gave him from his arms, raised his hand and handed it to Feng Xuan: "Shen Jun ...This, I am here to give this, that mortal asked me to bring it to the god.”

Feng Xie looked at the thing in his hand, and his pupils suddenly shrank to the size of a pinhead: "Where did you get this thing?!"

Feng Yu snatched Ling Yu, and lifted Nian Wu by the collar to the table. The latter had been yelled at Feng Yu so much that he shrunk his neck, and as soon as his feet were off the ground, he was so frightened that he almost showed his original shape.

Birds have an instinctive fear of phoenixes, not to mention that phoenixes are now more terrifying than ordinary phoenixes, a good Shanyuan is so frightened that it almost shrinks into a quail.

"I... I, I, I... I am..." Nian Wu sat on the table with shoulders shrunk and stammered for a long time, unable to utter a complete sentence, and was about to die of fright.

Feng Xuan slightly suppressed the anger in his heart: "Where did you get this thing? Picked it up?"

The Shanyuan family has been guarding the fruit forest for Fenghuang. Feng Xie also grew up eating orchid musk fruit when he was a child, so he is quite tolerant towards them. That's why he has the patience to talk so much with Nian Wu now.

If it's someone else...it doesn't matter so much, let's kill him.

Nian Wu choked up and said, "Yes... Xiao He gave it to me. He asked me to bring it to Shenjun, saying it belonged to you."

Feng Xi hurriedly asked: "Have you met Xiao He?"

Nian Wu hesitated and nodded.

"Where is he now?!"

Nian Wu pointed out the door: "The mortal world."

Feng Xie stepped forward and walked out. After taking a step, she suddenly remembered that she couldn't get out, and retreated.Nian Wu stared at him with wide eyes, curious about what he was going to do.Feng Xuan let out a heavy breath and sat down on the chair: "When he gave it to you, what else did he say?"

Nian Wu thought for a long time and shook his head: "I didn't say anything, I asked him if he would come back, and he said he had to take care of his parents' funeral, and I'll pick him up after I'm done."

After hearing this, Feng Yu was shocked and angry: "His parents' funeral?! How did he get their remains?!" He put them on Tianshan Mountain and sealed them with magic. How could Xiao He, a mortal, take the remains? return?

It's not that he wants to blackmail Xiao He, it's just... Could it be that besides himself, there are other non-human beings around him?

Although Nian Wu was simple, he was not stupid. When he saw Feng Xie's reaction, he immediately felt bad—he didn't do anything strange, did he?But he didn't dare to lie to Feng Xie, so he said cautiously: "He asked me to take him to Tianshan... He said he wanted to find someone, and those two people were put in the ice cave, and then... they were taken out gone."

"..."

"I'll help you move it out and send it to the mortal world..." Nian Wu's voice became smaller and smaller, and his body shrank smaller and smaller, as if he wanted to shrink into his clothes.

Feng Xi stared at Nian Wu's white bun-like face, as if he wanted to eat him alive.

Nian Wu was so frightened that he almost burst into tears: "Shen... Shenjun, I... did I do something wrong? I didn't mean it, but he is my concubine now, please help me, I will help, I didn't know that couldn't move, and then... ouch!!"

Before Nian Wu finished speaking, Feng Xie lifted her from the table with her two wings: "What did you say?! He is your concubine?! You are presumptuous!"

Nian Wu struggled subconsciously in his hand: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"He also took your name?"

Nian Wu nodded.

Feng Xi slapped the table hard: "This mortal!! I'm so mad!!"

Feng Yu couldn't beat Xiao He, and if he could beat him, he probably couldn't bear it. The more he looked at Nian Wu, the more angry he became. For some reason, this bun face became more and more obscene in Feng Yu's eyes, and he was so angry that he pressed Nian Wu in the There was a good fight on the table, and then he was brought to his eyes: "Xiao He is mine, do you know that?!"

This Xiao He, who hadn't seen him for a few days, actually found a new home? !Feng Xie glanced at the little steamed stuffed bun in his hand with distaste—and found such a thing, how big is it!Thanks to him being able to talk!

Nian Wu's ass was in pain from being spanked, and tears were streaming down his face: "I know he used to be...but that was before...don't you want him? If God doesn't want him, just give it to me...I think he's pretty good Oh."

Of course he is good!

"When will I...!"

In the middle of speaking, Feng Xuan stopped suddenly: "Is this what he told you too?"

Nian Wu nodded with tears in his eyes: "I saw him that day as if he was very sad, I asked him, he said that, he seemed to want to jump off the cliff... I just let him be my concubine... let alone..."

Nian Wu pouted, and didn't continue the rest of the sentence - not to mention that he even kissed him!

"He...he wants to jump off a cliff?"

Feng Xie suddenly felt his heart tense, as if his whole heart was being pulled: "No way... Xiao He is not such a fragile person..."

"It's true!! If I hadn't stopped him that day, he would have gone down the mountain! He would have fallen to his death! Was it not jumping off a cliff or something!"

Nian Wu was thumping and thumping in Feng Jue's hands, and Feng Jue had pinched her two small arms back to their original shape long ago, turning them into a pair of wings and carrying them behind her back: "It hurts, hurts... Shenjun, let me go!"

Feng Xi came back to his senses, let go of Nian Wu's hand, and as soon as Xiaobai Tuanzi landed on the ground, he flapped his wings vigorously a few times before turning back into an arm.Nian Wu was full of grievances—how could he be punished by the gods when he helped others.

Nian Wu pouted and looked at Feng Xuan: "The things have been delivered... I'll be leaving first."

He took a step, took a step forward, and found that he couldn't get out.

Nian Wu looked back, and saw Feng Qi hooking a finger around his collar, looking at him expressionlessly.

The back of Nian Wu's neck felt cold, and he blinked his eyes: "Shen Jun...what else can I order?"

Feng Xuan said coldly: "Take me out."