818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

After Peng Yu left, no one came here again, Xiao He has been waiting here for Feng Qi, as Peng Yu said, besides eating, sleeping and wandering around Kunlun Mountain, all he can do is wait.

Xiao He has long understood the gap between mortals and gods. If he has a little bit of magic, he can leave here. Even if he can't help Feng Xie, he can at least go to Tianshan to find his parents' corpses and bury them.

Xiao He had nothing to do, so he wandered out from the Nixiao Palace, and arrived at the forest where Feng Xie had taken him before. There was no one around, so he simply found a flat place to lie down.The sunlight fell mottled on his face through the transparent tree trunk, Xiao He stared at the tall tree and thought silently, whether it is feasible to climb up by his own strength.

These trees are too tall, the trunk alone is three stories high, and the fruits grow on the branches, and those fruits cannot be reached without flying.

Xiao He thought about it, and gradually became sleepy.

In fact, it is quite good to live in this place for the elderly, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant... In short, he is alone now, with nothing to worry about, so he just stays here.

... I don't know what happened to the people in the laboratory. His boss hasn't paid his salary for a long time, and he can't be contacted. Maybe all the people will run away.

"Hey! Little thief!"

Xiao He was squinting his eyes and thinking about things, when a shadow suddenly cast over his head, he opened his eyes, and a tender bun gradually appeared in his sight.

He stretched his upper body and looked at the tender bun expressionlessly, and the bun also looked at him expressionlessly.After a long time, Xiao He waved his hand in embarrassment: "Uh... good?"

Shan Yuan rolled her eyes angrily: "Zhuzi can't be taught, I am Shan Yuan!"

Xiao He responded, getting up from the ground, only to hear Shan Yuan say again: "But you mortals need to respect my master Shan Yuan, hum, you little thief."

Xiao He looked at the kid, who was not even taller than his waist, with a funny face: "Little thief? I didn't steal anything from you, how can I be a little thief?"

Shanyuan folded his arms, and said with a grumpy face: "You are here, why are you not a thief? The melon field and Li Xia should avoid suspicion! What's more, Zhuzi once stole the orchid musk fruit from my garden! I saw it with my own eyes, and there are fake ones. ?!"

Xiao He was dizzy from his strange tone, and hurriedly stopped: "Wait, wait... Let me tell you, Master Shanyuan, can you speak normally, in vernacular, otherwise I can't understand."

The only thing I can understand is that Li Xia in the melon field should avoid suspicion, and I am still thinking about how he, a big man, should avoid suspicion with a little kid, and understand a musk deer fruit, presumably this guy is because Feng Xie took him to eat a fruit, and bear grudges on him.

Shan Yuan's face changed, but when he opened his mouth again, he stumbled a little: "I...Of course I will, you mortals can't even know this kind of grammar, you really are a country bumpkin."

"Okay, okay, I'm a country bumpkin... But, who told you that people in the city talk like that?"

Shanyuan raised her chin and said proudly: "What city people, it's God Nixiao talking like that!"

Xiao He remembered that when he met that phoenix for the first time, he sometimes popped out some ancient Chinese words indecently, and always called himself my ah my, so he couldn't help but smile: "Then you are an admirer of Nixiao Shenjun ? Learned from him?"

Look, this proud little girl looks very much like Feng Xie, so she must have imitated him on purpose.

Shanyuan didn't expect Xiao He to break his small thoughts suddenly, she was a little embarrassed, her tender face was slightly pink, and her speech became stuttering: "I, I, I...how can...you, you mortal! I I read it from a book!"

He snorted and strengthened his courage: "Besides, who on Kunlun Mountain is not a worshiper of God Nixiao? He is powerful and beautiful. When the phoenix sings, a hundred birds come to worship... Tsk, you are a mortal, you know What!"

Xiao He agreed very much in his heart, but he wanted to say a few words of humility for his little Fenghuang arrogantly: "He is not as good as you said, he is so-so..."

"Shenjun Nixiao is so good!"

"Okay, okay...he's so good, put your sharp beak away." Haoduan held a tender bun, and the petal-like mouth suddenly elongated into a bird's beak...it's scary!

Seeing his cowardly look, Shan Yuan sneered with disdain: "Okay, leave as soon as you have nothing to do, don't come near here again, and let me see you next time, my master is not polite to you."

Xiao He rolled his eyes and stopped him: "Master Shanyuan, looking at the fruit trees is so hard, you can't be free all day? So, I want to thank you for God Nixiao, and give you something to try. I don't know if you would like it." Are you willing to give me face?"

When Shan Yuan heard that it was the reward from God Nixiao, his eyes sparkled immediately: "What is it... Wait, why can you thank me instead of God Nixiao? Who are you?"

Xiao He took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and put it in Shanyuan's palm: "Don't care who I am, you should try it first."

Shanyuan accepted the chocolate, and then looked at him cautiously: "Do you have any purpose? My grandfather told me that ordinary people are very cunning, and they will not benefit others innocently. He gets more benefits from there!"

Xiao He's paralyzed expression fluttered slightly—the birds in Kunlun Mountains are not fuel-efficient lamps.

He silently looked at Shan Yuan, then silently raised his head to look at the crystal-clear fruit of the tree—that needle was exhausted, and Feng Xie was not around, Xiao He's experiment was forced to run aground again, he thought about it Go, I can only play the idea of ​​​​the milk powder tree of the young phoenixes.

Although Feng Xie told him that there are other things to eat on Kunlun Mountain, which are also rich in spiritual power, but Xiao He didn't dare to act rashly, he was worried that something bad would happen if he ate it.And the powdered milk tree... no, the orchid musk fruit, it hurts the throat after eating it, but at least he has tried it, and he won't eat himself to death for no apparent reason.

Seeing Xiao He's expression, Shan Yuan understood what he was thinking, and he himself was very nervous about the fruit of the tree, so he became angry immediately, and threw the chocolate into Xiao He's arms: "I don't want your things, you go!"

"Etc., etc!"

Xiao He put the chocolate back into Shan Yuan's hands, coaxing earnestly: "I want blue musk fruit for its usefulness. Do you remember the last time Feng Xie brought me here? He even allowed me to eat these fruits, and you gave them to him again?" Look at the fruit tree, why don't you give it to me?"

Although Shan Yuan's IQ is higher than that of ordinary four or five-year-old children, he can't beat Xiao He, so he asked suspiciously: "It also makes sense... Then tell me, what is your relationship with God Nixiao!"

"Oh...cough, I belong to Lord Nixiao, um..." Xiao He searched his brains to find a word to describe his relationship with Feng Xie, so that he could pretend to be a tiger more easily, but after thinking about it a few times, he felt that it was too shameful. Big, too embarrassed to say it.

"I'm close to him anyway."

Shan Yuan blinked and blinked: "How close is it?"

"So close...to sleep in the same bed at night."

Shan Yuan suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are the concubine who warms the bed of God Ni Xiao."

"..." Wait, what kind of books does this child usually read.

He finally looked straight at Xiao He, and focused on his waist and buttocks: "Then you have to hurry up and give birth to a little phoenix for Shenjun, otherwise, you will definitely be abandoned. Look at you, you are so ugly, and you are a mortal." , still as thin as a flatworm, tsk, there is no bright spot, no competitiveness... Do you know how many suitors there are for Nixiao Shenjun, from Kunlun Mountain to Nantianmen! Hurry up, young man."

Hearing a steamed stuffed bun call him a young man in a childish tone, Xiao He's throat tightened in embarrassment, and he could only reply dryly: "Hey, I would like to follow Master Shanyuan's teachings... no, I...why should I?" Give birth to a little Phoenix?"

What about viviparous?oviparous?Or... half-born?No, he is a man!

Shanyuan Baozi suddenly had a fierce look on his face: "So you can't give birth?"

"...With the development of science and technology, it may be born in the future. It's all uncertain. Don't get excited." When Feng Xie was not by his side, Xiao He was cowardly to everyone.

Shanyuan finally heard a satisfactory answer, and raised the corners of her lips: "That's fine, since you are used to give birth to the little phoenix, it is not impossible to give you the orchid musk fruit, but you can't eat it yourself, you have to feed it to the young phoenix. Yes, you know?"

"Hey...I see."

After Xiao He answered, he felt that his life had dropped several levels.

Shanyuan was not careful about Fenghuang at all, and went to the tree to pick up big, red and ripe musk berries and picked five of them. Each one was as big as a baby's fist. Xiao He reckoned the weight and thought it was enough. , I thanked the good fate, and left the woods with a few fruits in my lapel.

He didn't go back to Nixiao Palace, he was afraid of bumping into Peng Yu when he went back, Xiao He figured it out, people here, except Feng Xuan, seemed to not welcome him.It's fine if you don't welcome him, and he didn't want to rush to make people dislike him, so he found a bluestone board outside the woods and sat down, picked up a blue musk fruit and stuffed it into his mouth.

This time, the burning pain flowed from the mouth to the throat. Xiao He frowned, closed his eyes and chewed desperately, while comforting himself - great scientific experiments require sacrifices, and sacrificing taste buds is nothing.

The orchid musk fruit contains rich spiritual power. The reason why it is used to feed young phoenixes is because the spiritual power in it is the closest to the overbearing and strong divine power of the divine phoenix. After Xiao He swallowed this fruit, the It was as if a cluster of flames burned immediately, burning all over his body along the meridians of his limbs and bones.

The meridian spiritual power flow that he saw that day came back to his mind. Xiao He didn't know how to control these spiritual powers. He only saw the red spiritual power rushing out from the dantian and moving quickly in his body.Xiao He felt pain all over his body, sweat oozing from his forehead, he had to bend down and curl up into a shrimp, so as to relieve his physical discomfort a little.

But the burning sensation did not disappear, it became more and more intense, wisps of steam rose from Xiao He's head, and his whole body was red and hot as if it had been scalded.His consciousness began to lose consciousness, and everything he saw was blurred, and the circles in front of his eyes were fragmented light and shadows.

Xiao He stuffed his fingers into his mouth, thinking silently, just bear it a little longer, just bear it a little longer.

When he was almost reaching the limit, Xiao He suddenly felt that someone poked him hard on the back, and then heard a grandma's shout: "Are you stupid! Lead spiritual power into the Niwan Palace!" !"

"Mud... what..."

What is Niwan Palace...

The little milk sounded angrily and scolded him for being an idiot, and Xiao He was pulled up from the ground, and hung upside down on the branch.

A little finger poked hard on his stomach: "Here! Okay, okay, you read to me! Calm down!"

When Xiao He was poked by him, he felt a little relieved. He hung upside down on the tree branch in a daze, and followed the little milk voice to recite those incomprehensible formulas, subconsciously thinking about "Tianqiao", "Gutter"... these are some nouns.

As if knowing that Xiao He didn't understand, every time the little milk voice uttered a word, it would ruthlessly poke somewhere on Xiao He's body to attract his attention. Gradually being guided to flow there.

After a long time, the heat on Xiao He's body finally subsided, and the fiery red spiritual energy flowed slowly in his body, making his whole body comfortable.

Xiao He closed his eyes and slowly guided the spiritual power to flow for a few weeks, then opened his eyes, and a white and tender slap came towards him—"Pa!"

The small slap slapped Xiao He hard on the face, knocking him directly from the branch to the ground!

Xiao He was already hanging upside down with his head upside down, and when he landed, his head fell first. He was so frightened when he saw the ground bumping into him that his soul flew out—he was about to fall to his death!

"What are you doing? Why don't you get up and pretend to be dead, you little thief! Are you waiting for your master to beat you up? Ah? How dare you lie to me to eat the orchid musk fruit? See if I won't beat you to death today!" thief!"

Xiao He was lying on the ground and heard baby-like yelling and cursing from above his head. He immediately got up from the ground, and he didn't forget to reach out and touch his head—it didn't break! !

Xiao He touched his head for a long time before he came back to his senses and turned his attention to Shanyuan. Xiaobai Baozi was cursing with his hips on his hips. Xiao He just listened in a daze. After listening for a long time, he suddenly asked: "I Why didn't you fall to your death? You saved me?"

"Damn! It's a good idea! I killed your heart!"

Shanyuan rushed up and pulled Xiao He's clothes: "Where's my orchid musk fruit?! You won't eat all of it! You greedy little thief! Why don't you make you die...you give it back to me!"

There was a small red slap on Xiao He's face, and he allowed him to paw and pull himself. He was so dazed that he couldn't react: "It's so high... how can I be fine if I fall?"

Shan Yuan finally found a blue musk fruit from Xiao He's pocket, and went to another pocket: "Tsk, how can a cultivator fall to his death so easily."

"A cultivator?"

Seeing that Xiao He was still a little stupid, Shan Yuan sat down beside him: "Are you really stupid or fake, I really don't understand?"

Xiao He shook his head sincerely: "I really don't understand, I don't believe in Buddhism and I don't believe in it. I'm a person who cultivates the Tao... Didn't you also see that I am a mortal."

"This Dao is not the Dao of your mortals, but the Dao of the Immortal Dao, the Dao of Immortals, the Dao of becoming a God...Are you stupid? I think you have practiced it for at least two or three hundred years. Why don't you understand this? .”

Xiao He's heart skipped a beat when he heard this—two...two 300 years? !

Shanyuan looked him up and down again: "At the beginning, you are indeed a mortal, but now you look at it, but it is different from just now. I didn't realize that you have spiritual power before. Could it be that the spiritual power was exhausted before, so that you can't get rid of it?" Come to lie to me about the orchid musk fruit?"

——The reason why Shanyuan is called Shanyuan is not without reason. No matter what shape, appearance, or personality they have... only one characteristic will not change. These birds will not just watch someone die in front of them, Forging good karma leads to good fruit, the "good karma" that Xiao He formed today will of course get good fruit.

Hearing what Shan Yuan said, Xiao He swallowed nervously: "You mean... I have spiritual power?"

Shan Yuan rolled his eyes when he asked repeatedly: "Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Xiao He stared at Shan Yuan, and suddenly raised a hand: "If I have spiritual power, can I shoot fire out of my palm like Feng Xuan?"

Shan Yuan looked at him with idiot eyes.

Xiao He felt that his palm was a little hot.

...

……

"...There really are!!"

He hurriedly extinguished the flame in his palm with shaking hands. After the flame was extinguished, Xiao He felt obviously tired, as if the lighter had been emptied a little.

He tried to raise his hand again: "God said... let there be fire!"

"Clap!"

A small cluster of pure red flames spewed out from Xiao He's palm, Xiao He's heart was in full bloom, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily lifted up.

"Crack..."

Before he could smile, the flame in his palm went out again.

Xiao He felt obviously tired this time, he lay down on the ground and felt that he was about to die.

"Shan...Master Shanyuan...then why do I feel so tired now..."

Shanyuan looked indifferently at Xiao He who was lying on the ground, and said, "Because your spiritual power is exhausted again... Are you stupid? Why are you mortals practicing Taoism so rudely? Does it count if you run out of energy?"

Xiao He couldn't understand, he said angrily, "I'm so hungry..."

"Hungry? Haven't you fasted?"

Xiao Hexin said that bigu is not a trick used by little girls to toss themselves to lose weight. He stretched out his hand tremblingly: "I want to eat... By the way, have you finished eating the chocolate I gave you just now? Hurry up... Give me a bite, I have hypoglycemia..."

"..." Shanyuan has never seen such a thick-skinned mortal who actually wants to return the things he gave away!

Xiao He took a mouthful of chocolate and finally recovered. He felt as if his body was exhausted, just playing with a lighter, like running for two miles.

Shanyuan squatted aside with her arms folded and looked at him curiously. Seeing that Xiao He's face recovered a little, she asked, "I've never seen the way you practice Taoism. Generally speaking, you will die when your spiritual power is exhausted. You Although there is still weak spiritual power in the body, it should not be far from death, why are you still alive and kicking?"

"I do not know either……"

After Xiao He finished speaking in a daze, he suddenly figured out, could it be that he accidentally succeeded?

"I seem to know something!"

Xiao He suddenly yelled, hugged Shan Yuan into his arms, and kissed his tender and tender face: "You are such a little angel!"

Shan Yuan was stunned by the kiss, Xiao He was still excited, he hugged Shan Yuan and circled around: "I may have succeeded... No, I succeeded! Although I don't know if it will be completely successful, but I must have succeeded !"

After turning around for a while, he rubbed his head vigorously a few times: "Thank you for your kindness!"

Shanyuan, with her chicken coop hairstyle, hadn't recovered from it. After a long time, she pointed at Xiao He, then at himself, and burst into tears.

Xiao He was taken aback, quickly withdrew his hand, and asked anxiously: "You...what's the matter with you? Why are you crying suddenly? Did I hurt you?"

The white and tender steamed stuffed bun has turned into tearful steamed stuffed bun, a pair of big eyes are black, but the eye circles are red.Xiao He tried to coax him, but he couldn't coax him no matter how hard he tried, finally Shanyuan choked and said something, pushed Xiao He away, stomped his feet hard, and flew away like a big snow-white bird up.

Even the orchid musk fruit found on Xiao He's body rolled on the ground before taking it away.

Xiao He looked at the white bird that disappeared into the leaves, Monk Zhang Er couldn't figure it out, he thought for a long time and thought it might be a child throwing a temper tantrum, although Feng Xie said that he was much older than himself, but he still looked like a child look like...

Xiao He sighed, picked up a few fruits on the ground, and stuffed them back into his pocket: "Forget it, bring chocolates to see him tomorrow."

Xiao He was immersed in the joy of the successful experiment and couldn't extricate himself from it. Now he finds everything pleasing to the eye, the grass is green, the sky is blue, and even the air smells particularly good.

Xiao He thought, it would be better to hide it from Feng Xie first, or to tell him as soon as he came back... But Feng Xie is so impulsive now, if he waits in a hurry, maybe he will really go to find the gods he listed in the past few days They force people to teach him the method of immortality, and he still doesn't know that he is doing this kind of experiment in private... Sigh, it's safer to tell him directly.

Xiao He found another hidden corner and secretly ate an orchid musk fruit. This time, he gained experience and let the spiritual power run by itself according to the method taught to him by the good fate in the dimness. Marumiya.Although the process was bumpy, but fortunately it was a success.

Xiao He stretched out two fingers and rubbed them lightly, and whispered, "God said, let there be fire."

"Clap!"

A cluster of small flames sprang up from his fingers, staggeringly, reflecting Xiao He's bright eyes.He used to read the moves aloud when listening to TV heroes fighting, but now it was his turn, Xiao He felt both happy and shy.

He himself wanted to give this move a name, and it was called "God Said There Be Fire", but... it's better to recite it in private, it's too embarrassing for others to hear it.

Of course, Feng Xuan knows it's okay, anyway, no matter how hard she hits the second, she can't beat him.

When Xiao He dawdled back to Nixiao Palace, it was already dark and it was time to make dinner.It's just that Xiao He felt that the atmosphere was not right as soon as he opened the door. The hall, which had been empty and deserted, was full of people. There were some people around that he didn't know, and the one in the middle was wearing a black robe, showing a murderous look.

Xiao He saw the man clearly, and called him from a distance: "Feng Qi! You're back!"

In an instant, everyone's eyes in the hall were focused on Xiao He, Feng Xuan slowly turned his head, his eyes were red, and he stared at Xiao He closely: "Xiao He..."

——One question and one answer, two calls, the emotions contained are completely opposite. The former is surprised and happy, as if wanting to pounce on it, while the latter is gnashing its teeth, full of... hatred.