818 The Uncle Feng Who Fell on My Balcony

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In City S of country Z, the typhoon that lasted for three hours had just ended, and the families hadn't put their clothes out again, yet another wave came.

The hurricane this time is different from the last one. There is no eye of the hurricane and the area of ​​the hurricane is small. If you look at it from a high altitude, this hurricane only shrouds the city of S, with thick black clouds rolling in and churning continuously.

Suddenly, a golden light shot from the black cloud to the ground. The golden light disappeared into the city full of tall buildings, and the black cloud rolled angrily. After a long time, Yun Shufeng stopped.

Fate in this world is often not clear. For example, maybe one day I drink coffee in front of my balcony and look at the scenery, and then suddenly "shoot" a pheasant in my arms.

The pheasant is a bit big, the acceleration of gravity, and the coffee drinker is a waste of individual energy. His two legs supported his body and trembled. He couldn't stand still, and fell to the ground with a bang.

The aftermath of the typhoon was blowing in through the shattered glass window, with the pheasant in his arms, he raised his head, the wind made him unable to open his eyes.After a long time, the man sighed, got up and pulled down the other spare glass from the top of his head, and the wind in the room finally stopped—this is the so-called sitting at home behind closed doors, and the disaster comes from the sky?

"Typhoons are so naive and magical that everything falls down."

The moment the pheasant regained consciousness, it realized that a mortal was lifting his tail hair and looking under his stomach.As one of the few ancient gods in the world so far, he was so offended by a mere mortal, the pheasant froze on the spot, his body half the size of a desk was as stiff as a dead chicken.

There is a chrysanthemum under the tail hair, even if he has nine tail feathers, a little more hair, people can't hide their embarrassment by such a lifting method.

The pheasant is not a pheasant, but a phoenix, an ancient god that was born and raised, and it was named Fengqi (que, the same sound).

This phoenix is ​​unlucky.

On the night of the full moon, the old disease relapses, and the weak god is the best food for monsters.Nearly a hundred poisonous dragons that had turned into spirits chased him from the end of the sky to the mortal world, and fought with each other for ten days and ten nights, making him almost the first phoenix in history to be bitten to death by a dragon.

Feng put on his dignity as a divine bird and threw them away, and was seriously injured.

"...Six, seven, eight... Oh, there is one, nine, and nine tails hidden here, and they are shining golden... Could it be that you are the nine-tailed golden phoenix as Baidu said?"

Who is Baidu?Why not "the legendary nine-tailed golden phoenix"?

Fortunately, the mortal was sensible, and after counting the hairs of his tail to himself, he let go of his hand and turned his attention to studying his breed.Feng Xuan wanted to let out a cold snort, but the physical reaction was only to lift his eyelids, the silver-gray nictitating membrane flickered, and then couldn't help but close.

The mortal pinched his slender and soft neck this time, with a professional technique and gentle force. He held his neck carefully in his palm and continued to talk to himself: "Did you get bitten by a poisonous snake with two holes in your teeth? In this kind of place, I hope you don’t insert-into the ascending vein. Hmm...do you have a structure like a vein? Forget it, just to be on the safe side, I’ll give you a serum."

What is serum?

Feng Xuan wanted to ask, but the poison gradually spread, and he couldn't open his mouth.

The mortal's name was Xiao He, and after a rough physical examination of this alien chicken, he put on a white coat.His expression was as indifferent as ice, and the light in his eyes was terribly frenzied, especially in his hand he was holding a disposable sterile needle with half a tube of liquid in it, with a light push, two crystal drops of water came out from the needle tip.

——This world is a fairy tale.

——I don’t know if the body structure of the totem turned into a living creature is the same as that of a bird?

——Does serum work on totems?

—Do they have blood circulation too?

——I really want to dissect it.

With this thought in mind, Xiao He gave him a needle.

There was a small tingling pain in her thigh, Feng Xi kicked her leg reflexively, and then her paw was gently held by a hand, unable to push.

The pain lasted for a while before the little thorn was pulled out from the body, leaving some... unknown fluid in his body.

Feng Yu was furious, he felt that he should wake up, at least he should teach this mortal who dared to offend him a lesson.No, this mortal who has seen his own embarrassment should be directly burned to ashes.

However, the consciousness became more and more sinking, out of control, and finally fell into the vast and boundless sea of ​​consciousness.

When I wake up, I will kill his whole family.

The ancient god, who was ashamed and angry, fell asleep again with this thought.

Xiao He was lying on the rocking chair with a cup of freshly brewed coffee, his eyes were fixed on the computer screen in front of him, and he clicked on the mailbox, which contained the latest gene sequencing results.

After changing several companies, the result is the same. Compared with the existing gene pool, the similarity is 0%.

The biological sample was the blood of the alien phoenix.

The other party occupied his bed for three whole days, during which time he was lethargic and never woke up. He didn't know what the energy source of the totem was, so he didn't dare to feed it at will.Maybe the poisonous snake serum injected in had played a role, maybe it was just the self-healing ability of the totem itself. In the past three days, his vitality has become more and more vigorous, and there is no sign of death.

According to legend, the phenomenon that he would be blown away by the barrier did not happen. Xiao He not only took his blood sample, but also gave him another more thorough body check.After this inspection, Xiao He discovered something novel—for example, it was definitely not a bird.

In order to better adapt to flying, most birds have degenerated genitalia long ago, but Xiao He found a flesh-red cylinder of about the same length from the down feathers under his belly.Anyway, he got a Ph.D. in Biology at Oxford University, so it was easy to recognize what it was.Xiao He carefully measured its length and girth, recorded it on the computer, and noted: not erected.

There is only one biological sample, and it should be used with care, and his life should not be harmed.Xiao He was extremely careful when taking his blood and cells. Except for the first time he used a needle to inject serum successfully, the next few times, ordinary metal needles could not even pierce his skin. Xiao He specially customized a diamond probe, Very few samples were taken.

His body temperature is higher than that of any warm-blooded animal, the surface temperature of his body can reach 65°C, and the blood cools down slowly after being separated from the body for an hour.

Sure enough, after the results of the genetic comparison came out, not only did it prove that the other party was not a bird, but he did not even belong to any living creature on Earth.

Xiao He gulped down the coffee in his mouth, his perennially paralyzed face showed a hint of interest, he turned off the gene sequencing page, then got up, and sat down gently by the bed.Even in a coma, the beautiful big bird never showed signs of fatigue, and the gorgeous feathers covering the bed shone with a faint golden light. He looked so noble and proud that one couldn't help but want to submit.

I couldn't help stroking his feathers lightly, it felt like silk satin.

Xiao He walked to the bookshelf, ran across the spine of the book with his slender and fair fingers, and picked out a copy from the dusty corner - "Shan Hai Jing"

He was taught by his parents since he was a child that there are no ghosts and no monsters in the world, that death is like a lamp being extinguished, and that the dissipation of energy bodies follows the law of conservation, so he never reads such books.But I can't help but think about philosophy - why can I think?Is it the brain or the soul that dominates my thinking?And who is it that makes me ask this question?

As a result, Xiao He became very interested in human beings. If there is no soul, only the body and the brain, then the human brain is really complicated and interesting, even scary. He is going farther and farther on the road of biological research.

But from the moment the phoenix turned into a golden light and fell into his arms, his life was different.

Xiao He is not a rigid person, he is crazy about science, but he does not think that science is paramount, he does not reject religious theology, and it is not difficult for him to accept legendary creatures.Opening the book, a low and indifferent voice sounded, still talking to himself: "The phoenix is ​​noble and pure... You should use a jade bowl to hold dew, eat bamboo roots, it's not a phoenix tree that doesn't live... Well, no wonder you don't eat."

Xiao He put down the book, picked up the unconscious Feng, and put him on the floor.

"There is no sycamore, but the floor is made of sycamore wood, let's just leave it."

During the process of coma, Feng Qi would sometimes regain consciousness for a short time. For example, when Xiao He measured the size of that place for him, he was conscious.Yuanshen was trembling with anger in Niwan Palace, and the fiery red phoenix spread its wings and spewed out a blazing flame, burning off a layer of hard frost wrapped around Yuandan.

Human beings... I want to kill your whole family, I will definitely kill your whole family!

No matter in the God Realm or the Immortal Realm, Feng Xie is well-known as a handsome young man. Although his temper is not good, he has never been rude in front of others. He is good-looking and always smiles. His status is even more precious. , few gods are unkind to him.Now it's really a tiger falling to Pingyang and being bullied by a dog, and falling to the ground as a phoenix is ​​not as good as Ji, this mortal is so rude, Feng Xuan is outraged.

Xiao He didn't know that his behavior had long angered the ancient god, so he ordered a bunch of jade bowls and airlifted them to the countryside to collect dew.The air pollution in the city is too severe, giving him this kind of water is better than pouring tap water directly.

During the coma, Phoenix could not eat. Xiao He could only smash bamboo roots into pulp and mix them in dew, and use a jade needle (also specially made) to shove him into his bird's beak. According to the mass spectrum peaks, except for a large number of impurity microorganisms and water molecules, no special substances were found.Xiao He sighed regretfully—it cannot be synthesized artificially, and it still has to be collected in the countryside every day.

He needs a phoenix breeding manual.