prince and farmer

"Brother, give me five catties of fresh meat! Fresh meat is the best. It's best if you just killed it today. Give me five catties, not counting five catties. After all, there are three people... ten catties is fine, um... come again Five catties of the best short ribs, three catties of the best ribs."

"Auntie, let's get a black-bone chicken, um, the biggest one, it doesn't cost money...Little rabbit? No problem! Wrap it on me, and you can make as many litters as you want."

"Uncle, that...you...I need some medicine...don't scold me...my wife is pregnant...what kind of daughter-in-law? Just...the one before..."

The farmer held the medicine and meat in his left hand, and pushed the big and small bags in his right hand. He stared at the bag and muttered, "Sour jujube, sour plum, meat, pork ribs, big bone, medicine, old hen, what else is there?" What? Let me think about it... Right! There is still a sour candied haws that I haven’t bought. Hey, how disgusting! How can I catch up with something today! I hope Anu won’t be too disappointed.” He sighed.

"Hey! Brother! You bought so many things. You are... a sour girl. Is my sister-in-law pregnant? Is it a son? Congratulations! Let me go with you, happy, my daughter-in-law just gave birth It's a pity that it's a daughter."

"What are you screaming for!" What kind of sister-in-law is a man calling?The narrow-minded Anu heard about it and wanted to get angry with me again. The farmer rolled his eyes at the acquaintance, but the corner of his mouth couldn't hide his joy, "It's cold, where are you going?"

"Scary! I was also instructed by my wife to buy things, but I didn't buy them, hehe. That woman gave birth to a daughter for me, and she has a big temper! Lying on the bed with nothing to do, she just tosses me every day." The man scratched his head and smiled hehe.

"The daughter is also good, like the one who is angry with her! Cute!" The farmer thought of Anu, and a smile slowly rippling from the corner of his mouth, "I hope he will have a daughter, she must be like him."

"Haha! I don't think so, women who have no skills have daughters! My daughter-in-law didn't live up to it this time, so I can only count on the next time." The man flattened his mouth.

"Why do you think so?" The farmer curled his lips in disapproval.

"Hey! Brother, I can't keep my daughter! It's destined to belong to someone else! You will be sad when you get married in the future, why not have a son! Then marry a daughter-in-law! Give birth to a bunch of grandchildren, let you I can’t even hug you.” The man winked and smiled, “There’s a three-way intersection ahead, which direction are you going? It’s best if you go the same way! It’s so cold, and the time passes quickly when there are multiple people talking!”

"..." The farmer stared at the man with strange eyes, his smile gradually faded, and his face gradually became serious, "You and I are not traveling together, so let's go separately."

"..." The man was a little embarrassed, scratched his head, curled his lips, and walked in the opposite direction.

"Anu!" The farmer pushed open the door, and the cold wind rushed into the house. He was so frightened that he quickly turned around and put his back against the door, then put his things down on the spot, and fastened the door with both hands free.

"Is it cold at home? Is little Anu good-looking, did you bully you?" The farmer was trembling, rubbing his hands and asked, he picked up his things and walked towards Anu.

"It's not cold outside, thank you for your hard work." Anu poked his little head out of the bed, showing half a smiling face, stretched out his hand, holding something on it, "here, here you are, warm Warm your hands."

"Thank you, daughter-in-law." The farmer took the hand warmer, opened his mouth and narrowed his eyes into a smile, and didn't care that the water bottle was taken out from somewhere under the quilt, so he put it directly on his face, "Really Warm, you are really thoughtful."

After the hot and cold change, the farmer was so cold that his teeth were grinning, and he still looked up to tease people, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you answer my words."

Anu rolled his eyes at him, his eyebrows and eyes clearly showing the strange and charming style that belongs to his mother, "I'm lying in bed, how can I be cold? But you, a fool, don't know how to add clothes when you go out, so you just rely on it." Be young yourself, huh, anyway, I don’t feel sorry for you! As for that stinky boy, I won’t deal with him until he comes out! As soon as you’re not around, just toss me hard!”

"Yes! What a heartless little thing! When he comes out, I will take care of him."

In exchange for a bigger white eye, "How dare you!"

"Hey, I really don't dare. The sky is big, the parents are the biggest, and the daughter-in-law is the second oldest. Without parents, the daughter-in-law will be the biggest. You can do whatever you say!"

"Damn it! It's like I'm fierce and evil!"

"Where is there?" The farmer's eyes were full of smiles, and he went to get a coat and put it on. He divided the things in his hands into two batches. One batch was placed on the table casually, and the other was carried in his hand. Seeing that the snow on his body had turned into water, and the cold was almost gone, he was warmed by the body temperature, so he walked over and casually sent the things over, "Try it? I bought a lot, just eat it, don't worry about it, I'm not afraid of trouble, I’ll go buy it again when I’m done eating.”

Anu took it over, and said strangely, "how can I have such delicious food? It's still cold! I thought it would be warm when spring came, but I didn't know...the wind is so strong! If I knew it, I wouldn't have asked you to go! Come to bed Keep it warm, hard work."

"No, no, my clothes are half-wet. Let's go change together. Shall I touch him?" After getting permission, the farmer rubbed his hands vigorously, and when they were hot, he stuffed them into the bed, groped around, and He found the position with ease, carefully arched his clothes, and slowly put his hands on his huge bulging stomach, "Little Anu, why are you so misbehaving? Bullying your father while your father is away? That's terrible." That's not the behavior a good kid should have."

He waited patiently for a while, and couldn't help but said again, "Did you hear that? There won't be a next time. Be obedient in your belly, and move gently if you want to move. Don't make your father feel uncomfortable. Do you hear me?" ? Did you hear a promise to Dad?"

After waiting for a while, under the smiling eyes of Anu, the farmer felt a little embarrassed, "Stinky boy! Hurry up, otherwise..."

"Otherwise what?" Anu narrowed his eyes, his eyes were dangerous.

"Otherwise... I'll kiss his father." The farmer smiled flatteringly.

"Abba refused." Anu said blankly.

The farmer pulled out his hand, stood up and bent down again, put his head and Anu's together, and pressed their foreheads together, and complained miserably, "Daughter-in-law, our daughter, really...is really disrespectful to her father. "

"Maybe you are relatively unimportant, and daughter? Wasn't it a son at first?" Anu raised his face, "Do you want him to become like me? A monster who is neither male nor female?"

"What nonsense? What kind of monster is neither male nor female? I hope he is all like you, so I like him more. As for boys and girls or like you, I don't care, the important thing is that you were born for me."

"Tell me, did you go out and buy honey secretly?" Anu gave the farmer a white look with resentment, and stretched out his index finger to poke the farmer's forehead warningly, "You can only say that in front of me."

"Yes! Yes! Hey, I said, I'm so pitiful, my daughter-in-law doesn't care, my daughter doesn't love..."

Anu retorted unhappily, "When will I..."

"No?" The farmer leaned forward and kissed quickly, "Really not?"

Anu was embarrassed and didn't speak.The farmer looked at it for a while, then kissed Anu's lips.It took a while to stop breathing heavily, "Anu, do you like me? Even a little bit, for a while, like I like you? Tell me."

"Only for a while? Not more?" Anu lowered his head so that the other party could not see his expression clearly, "I thought you were so ambitious."

He squinted his eyes and said with a sneer, "I didn't know until this moment that I actually fell in love with a man without a seed. Just for a moment? Huh? Say it again if you have the ability? If you say it, it's really only the last moment."

"I was wrong." The farmer said awkwardly, arching his hands in a bow, like a big dog wagging his tail after mischievously begging his master to be angry, "Say it again? I don't dare to repeat it halfway."

The farmer watched Anu's expression nervously. As soon as he noticed that Anu's expression had loosened, he rushed over enthusiastically, kissed Anu's face and lips excitedly, and clasped his hands tightly on Anu's shoulder, "Just now What I said is all false, do you want to listen to the truth? Every moment, all the time, if you can like me as much as I like you, I will be satisfied after I die. "

"Heh." Anu was in a hurry, and felt that iron could not be made into steel. He struggled away, opened his angry eyes and lightly slapped him across the face, angrily said, "Then you should die now!"

"I was wrong again!" The farmer was pushed away, not annoyed, leaned over like a piece of brown sugar, licked his face and said, "I can't talk, it's not like you don't know, forgive me, I really care about you , the thought that you might not care about me at all is driving me crazy."

"Yes, I don't care at all." Anu glared at him.

"I see." The farmer was downcast, Anu stared at him with a headache, but the farmer raised his head again and winked at him, "You actually care about me, but you just don't like to put it on your lips, right? I know. "

"I'm hungry." Anu admits defeat with helpless eyes.

The one who got the benefit quickly accepted it, "Go, go right away!"

After the figure of the farmer disappeared, Anu half-lyed down comfortably, picked up a sour apricot and put it in his mouth.The bed is too hot, that guy has been hypersensitive since he had a child, three layers of quilts were piled up on one bed, there is no such thing in winter, it covered his sweat!Thinking of this, he sneaked a peek at the door, then sneaked a snow-white foot out of the quilt with a sneaky smile, shaking it gently in the cold air.

That idiot, he spoiled himself before, and when he had a child, he became even more... hmph, what a idiot, I was a little scared, hehe... what is he doing now?The tip of his nose moved, and he sat up vigilantly, smelling like meat? !

The beautiful sour taste of plums in his mouth trembled and pungent, the tip of Anu's nose turned red, his hands climbed up his stomach, and his stomach moved as if responding immediately.

"Look! He always said that you only like me and don't like him. But he likes you more eccentrically! In order to keep you full, he...will be murdering me again soon, and will force me I ate meat. I hate it! You know I can’t eat a piece, but you still force me.”

After speaking, he was so wronged that he was about to cry.There was a faint smell of food in the kitchen, Anu sniffed, picked up a piece of snack and threw it into his mouth, and began to reflect on himself again, "Actually...it must be because I think too much. Baby, don't you think so? You Daddy said he likes you the most, Dad! The reason why he forced me to eat meat must be because he was afraid that I would lose weight because I was pregnant with you. My baby, what do you think is wrong with me... suddenly became so hateful, Lying in bed with nothing to do, growing a lot of flesh, nothing to do but thinking about, unreasonable and annoying."

Anu paused, sniffed, "Baby, your father is so stupid, don't be like him. Your father, let me be his wife willingly as a man, and let me be your wife willingly." Mother, you also said that I don't care about him at all. Do you think he is stupid? You, born in the future, dare to imitate your father and say that I don't care about you, I will die."

"What is a person talking about? Tell me too?" The farmer poked his head out and wiped his hands with a towel. Anu could smell a bit of blood. With a forced smile, "It's nothing, you heard wrong."

"Then... how about some soup later? Vegetable and radish soup, just add a little lard, appetizing, I tasted it, it tastes good, it will definitely taste better after a while."

"..." Huh, I can smell it!Still trying to lie to me!Am I a fool?Can't taste the meat?Anu complained angrily in his heart, but his appearance changed when he spoke, "Okay, I'll drink a little, just a little..."

"Good boy!" The farmer smiled with satisfaction, rolled his eyes, walked over and stretched out his hand as if he wanted to pinch his face, but he quickly took it back as if he was worried about something, "You sleep for a while, and you'll be fine when you wake up." .”

Why sleep? I've been sleeping all day, and I'm almost turning into a pig... Anu wanted to complain, but swallowed the words silently when he saw the glistening sweat on the farmer's face.He is also working very hard, starting to drive so far, and now he is busy cooking...

"Do it slowly, I'm not hungry yet." Anu raised his head, put his face under the man's hand, then raised his sleeve to wipe the sweat off his face, his voice was very soft, as if pity The mother of the child is also like a tender lover.

"Okay." The farmer touched Anu's face, "It's up to you."

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