I Worship the Handlebars with the School God [Transmigration Book]

Time flies, half a year has passed.

Cen Xingyi still decided to skip a grade with Zhu Chengyan and take the college entrance examination, which became the talk of countless people at that time.

With Zhu Chengyan's tutoring, Cen Xingyi learned about the content of the entire second year of high school in one winter vacation, and spent another semester consolidating it.

While others were in a daze, Cen Xingyi was doing the test paper.

While others were chasing and fighting, Cen Xingyi was doing the test paper.

While others were busy grieving, Cen Xingyi was still working on the test paper.

In the eyes of everyone, Cen Xingyi has become a test paper machine without emotion.It seemed that in his eyes, there was nothing else that interested him except the test papers.

Oh, no, he still has a god of learning.

As soon as the god of learning was mentioned, everyone suddenly felt bitter in their hearts, why did the god of learning like to play with the master of learning.They also want someone to help with their homework, woo woo woo...

However, Cen Xingyi didn't have the extra energy to pay attention to all this.He has to be busy compressing time to study quickly, and also has to guard against the mastermind behind his back. It can be said that this is the most tiring half year for him.

But today, he finally waited for the result.

I don't know what method Dongfang Jing used to actually block many opportunities for the mastermind to attack.The number of times the main brain appears can be counted on two hands.

Cen Xingyi raised his head and looked at the mastermind who did not know when he began to have more facial features, his forehead twitched.Suppressing the smile in his heart, he held his breath and said: "Master Brain, long time no see, you seem to be...more rounded."

The mastermind in front of him, apart from the addition of a pair of facial features, the whole person... has a bigger brain.In the past, it could be said to be braised eggs, but now it is ostrich eggs.It can be seen at a glance that it has been eating well for the past six months.

Hearing what he said, the mastermind rolled his small round eyes, revealing a row of sharp white teeth.Grinding his teeth, he threatened Cen Xingyi, "Hmph, you actually want to end the plot early, what a beautiful idea."

It didn't care about the obstruction of the eastern scene behind it, and the whole person took a deep breath and swelled to the height of a person.A big mouth is deep and bottomless, but it's just black. Looking at it makes people feel horrible, and they can't stop trembling.

"No, you don't want to eat people."

Under Cen Xingyi's shocked and admiring eyes, Dongfang Jing rushed forward and hugged the mastermind in his arms and softly comforted him, "Don't eat people, okay? No matter where you go in the end, I will accompany you. Can you not eat him?"

He stretched out his hand and stroked the back of the main brain, coaxing it softly, "How about you and I go home and eat chicken? I specially made chicken soup today, and I also want braised pork...all of your favorite food , it must taste better than this person."

Now, Cen Xingyi could fit an egg in his mouth.He crossed his arms, leaning on Zhu Chengyan leaning on him, and sighed in a lively tone.

"No wonder it looks a lot bigger, and I don't know if it's because of food that it conjures up such a set of facial features."

When he thought that in order to eat, the mastermind forgot to trouble him, and even made himself fat, Cen Xingyi couldn't help laughing.

He shook his head helplessly, with a relaxed expression on his head, without the slightest hint of fear.

"Ham, this isn't supposed to be a thrilling scene, why is it so joyful to watch?"

Perhaps after writing the test paper for more than half a year, Cen Xingyi's entire soul was purified by knowledge.Now, unless there is a problem in front of him that he can't solve no matter what, otherwise he can't get excited about anything.

"Well, it's quite a joy." Zhu Chengyan lowered his eyes, and his eyes fell on him.I couldn't help but reached out and rubbed it, "It's almost time, why don't we go first and let them have a chat alone?"

The mastermind on the opposite side immediately became anxious when he heard it, and was about to explode immediately.He opened his mouth and roared angrily, "Damn Dongfang Jing, you dare to betray me, I'm going to eat you too."

A flash of bright light flashed, and Dongfang Jing hit the wall with a "bang" like a broken kite and let out a muffled groan.He stretched out his hand to wipe the blood foam from the corner of his mouth, his gaze paused, and he raised his head gloomyly, with a fierce look.

"Do it!" Dongfang Jing reminded with a bruised vein on his forehead.He has added a lot of medicine powder produced by the system market to the main brain's food.

As long as the main brain touches it, the powder will swell in its body, making it extremely uncomfortable.

Dongfang Jing and the mastermind have tortured each other for more than half a year, and they developed an inexplicable feeling.But seeing this look of turning his face and denying anyone, he still felt a chill in his heart.

I couldn't help laughing at myself, "It's a joke that I actually think a system has emotions."

"Whoosh."

A cyan figure flew over immediately, it was the pomelo essence back then.It's just that compared to the youthful one at the beginning, he is now more rounded and smooth, except for the fluff on the top of his head.At first glance, it really looks a bit like the mastermind on the opposite side.

[System 123yz, are you going to betray the mastermind? 】

The magic sound of male and female voices surrounded him, shaking the ceiling above his head and the tiles on the wall into countless cracks.The sharp and piercing sound hit the eardrum directly.

The mastermind of this meeting has already rioted, it doesn't care about the world's restrictions, and the whole "bang bang bang" swells to countless times, revealing the green skin inside.

Cen Xingyi's eyes quickly caught the touch of green, and before he could react, Zhu Chengyan pulled him to avoid a piece of cement that fell from his head.

All of a sudden, the dust splashed everywhere, and the grayness made people feel uncomfortable.

"Be careful." At this moment, Zhu Chengyan had a stern expression, and this was the first time he had seen such an expression on his face.

Together, the two nimbly put on protective shields on themselves, and flexibly dodged the disinfecting rays shot at them by the mastermind.Between jumping and rolling, the distance between Cen Xingyi and Zhu Chengyan was getting longer and longer from the main brain.

On the contrary, the pomelo essence flew closer and closer, and the fluff on the top of its head was too fast to stick to the scalp, so it didn't care.Its eyes locked on the main brain tightly, and it pulled out a big hammer from the space.

Killing a chicken with a sledgehammer, it will learn from the host today, peeling eggs with a walnut hammer!

Seeing the big hammer in its hand, the mastermind seemed to remember something.The destructive movement stopped abruptly, and Yuanyuan's eyes were filled with shock, "You...how did you have this, you managed to get this? Your hair is stretched!"

At this time, it forced itself to remain rational, and it fixedly looked up at the pomelo spirit and finally found a layer of fluff from its bald head.

"Aren't you moldy and hairy?"

"Pfft." Cen Xingyi covered his mouth and smirked in the eyes of everyone, and waved his hands, "Go on, go on."

When they confronted each other again, Cen Xingyi stepped close to Zhu Chengyan's ear, and couldn't help muttering, "I said that the grapefruit essence is moldy and hairy, let it take a good bath and it keeps on, I have to say it's my own hair... "

Regarding his snickering, Zhu Chengyan patted his head lovingly, leading the person to take a step back to avoid a small stone.

Otherwise, wouldn't it be worth the loss to see the blood because of the onlookers.

[The system complained faintly: I can hear...]

Ever since the main brain found out that the pomelo essence has hair, it didn't know what it was thinking of, and the whole brain became in a trance.Even the pomelo essence flying over with a big hammer on its shoulder didn't know how to hide.

Just when everyone thought that the main brain would be crushed by a hammer, no one expected that Yuzu Jing's whole body would suddenly become hundreds of times bigger, and he swallowed the main brain in one gulp.

Then he quickly changed back to his original figure, smacking his mouth to reminisce about the taste of the mastermind.

Cen Xingyi: ...

"I thought I would be the protagonist who saved the world, but I didn't expect that I was just a witness to history."

Cen Xingyi shrugged, with a bit of disappointment in his tone.Whoever prepared for more than half a year to participate in a battle, but the opponent was killed by a fart.Anyone who does it will feel a little disappointed.

"It's okay, you are a superhero in my world."

Zhu Chengyan immediately comforted softly, trying to prove that Cen Xingyi is very important to him, he attached Cen Xingyi's hand to his heart.

"Did you feel it? My world is beating for you..."

Cen Xingyi was so coaxed by these words, his face was flushed and he was steaming all over, "You...don't talk nonsense. Yes, let's go and see the situation."

After all, he walked over with the same hands and feet, one foot deep and the other shallow, looking like a clumsy penguin from the back.

"Pfft..." Zhu Chengyan chuckled, shook his head and followed quickly.

Dongfang Jing here, seeing the main brain being swallowed by the pomelo essence, trembled violently.A pair of eyes were bloodshot, and suddenly, water vapor filled the entire eye socket.

"Where is it? Where is it!"

"You spit it out for me! Spit it out!"

Dongfang Jing rushed forward in a daze, grabbing the pomelo essence and shaking it.The blue veins on the back of the hand arched, and because of the force, the skin that supported the joints turned white.

"Dongfang Jing, calm down." Cen Xingyi couldn't bear it, seeing his gaffe, he couldn't help helping him up, "Speak slowly if you have anything to say."

I saw Dongfang Jinghong staring, gnashing her teeth and shaking off his hand.When Cen Xingyi thought he was going to hit someone, he suddenly knelt down and sobbed, covering his face, "Give it back to me."

Cen Xingyi: ...

I don't understand, sorry.

The pomelo spirit wiped the corner of her mouth with the small blade on the top of her head, and glanced at him with disdain, her expression very much like the previous mastermind.

Now the strange feeling in Cen Xingyi's heart became stronger, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.

[System Leng Ran: Host, I have absorbed the ability of the previous mastermind and now I have become the new mastermind, and Ma Shan will send me to a new world. 】

[The system is a little bit reluctant: Thank you for telling me the meaning of life, otherwise I wouldn't be able to upgrade so quickly.I have nothing to give away, so I will leave everything in the mall to you. 】

[The system is disappointed and slightly reluctant: When I leave this world, you can be with Zhu Chengyan and don't have to worry about the life of the plot anymore. I will take everything with me.Making this world an ordinary world is no longer restricted by the plot. 】

[The system suddenly thought of something: As for the mastermind, it will become the system again for upgrading.But that doesn't mean you'll never see it again in your lifetime so don't worry. 】

Just after Yuzu Jing finished speaking, Dongfang Jing, who was lying on the ground, suddenly stopped crying, not knowing what he was thinking.

Cen Xingyi: "Grapefruit spirit, you..." The sadness came so suddenly that he was a little at a loss.

When the pomelo essence was about to leave, Dongfang Jing suddenly got up and grabbed it, begging in a low voice, "Where will it go? Can I... can I go with you?"

"I promised it that I will prepare countless delicious things for it in the future. As long as it wants, I will always be with him."

"It doesn't matter if you're not human..."

Grapefruit essence just thought he was talking crazy and didn't want to pay attention.Unexpectedly, Dongfang Jing became obsessed with it, and he would not let it go even if he died, and insisted on not letting it go.

Grapefruit essence: ...

【Have you really thought about it? 】

Seeing Dongfang Jing's burning eyes, Yuzu Jing shook her head helplessly.The blade cut off all the fluff on the top of its head, and spit out a ball of data from its mouth.

Knead it knead it.

In less than a moment, a small pomelo essence suddenly appeared.I also saw that the pomelo essence gradually shrunk with a wave of his big hand, and his whole body slowly condensed into a shiny green thing.

Take a closer look, isn't this the grapefruit bullet that hurts people? !

The corners of Cen Xingyi's eyes twitched, as if he had discovered some unspeakable truth.

Before he could say anything more, the pomelo essence waved his hand and disappeared into the air.

With his disappearance, Cen Xingyi noticed that the whole world seemed to be a little different.It's as if a green plant has finally been transplanted from a small pot to a vast forest.

No longer being constrained to ask what kind of growth to look like, it is entirely up to it to grow freely and freely.

Looking at the clear sky, he felt for a moment that he seemed to have forgotten something.Looking back, he admitted that he really lost when he looked at the mess on the ground.

"Oops... Yanyan, let's run, I don't know how to repair houses!!"

——End of the text.

The author has something to say: Heck, that's the end of the main text, thank you, little cuties, okay~ There are still a few episodes I haven't figured out yet, if you want to see something, you can tell me.love you~

Finally, shamelessly recommend my pre-received article: "I heard that my photos can ward off evil spirits" and you can read it by clicking the column, hehe.

Copywriter:

One day, the male name Lin Qingyan who became popular in a TV series was discovered by netizens. The screen saver of his mobile phone was the young but already wealthy business tycoon Xing Shuyan.

Lin Qingyan smiled slightly at this: "Well, to attract money."

The majority of netizens had an epiphany and followed suit one after another. In order to get rich overnight, so what if they put on the photo of Xing's father.

One day, business tycoon Xing Shuyan was photographed as the screensaver of his mobile phone was Lin Qingyan who was so frightened that he hiccupped while participating in a horror variety show.

Xing Shuyan frowned at this: "Well, to ward off evil spirits."

The vast number of netizens had an epiphany and followed them one after another. With the same screensaver, I will be as successful as the big guys.

One day, the screensavers of their mobile phones were photographed again.This time it turned out to be an intimate photo of Xing Shuyan and Lin Qingyan, but they just changed their poses.

Now the netizens slapped the table angrily, how can we copy homework with you like this! !

Netizens realized later: Wait, are you guys together? ?