I Worship the Handlebars with the School God [Transmigration Book]

In the dimly lit room, Cen Xingyi sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, frowning and staring at the phone screen.

The matter of Ye Yeye had been discussed in their personal group for a long time, and it was said that she was asked out by a girl named Wei Mansen.

The girls from the next class who went with her were also frightened, but fortunately they did not suffer any serious injuries.It's just that Ye Yeye was not so lucky. He heard that he had a broken arm and was sent to the hospital.

The homeroom teacher also went to the hospital with him, and Hei Zhang scolded them, saying that they would go out and cause trouble when the competition was about to be played tomorrow.

"What happened?" Zhu Chengyan didn't bother to take out his mobile phone to look at it, turned sideways, walked to him and sat down, put his head on Cen Xingyi's shoulder and watched them chat, "Is it serious? Should we go and have a look?"

Seeing him, Cen Xingyi looked tired, and felt that he had spent too much time looking at the computer just now. "Old Ban has followed, so there should be nothing wrong. Let's talk about it when she comes back."

During their discussion, the old class called them one by one to let them rest in the room and prepare for tomorrow's competition.

It is estimated that there is a lot of noise over there now. If they also pass by, it may just be more trouble for the old class to look after them.

"That's right, we won't go over there to cause trouble." Zhu Chengyan nodded in agreement, "If you're worried, I'll go over and have a look."

Speaking of which, he is also a classmate, he will not have any competition tomorrow, and he can do it in the past.

Hearing what he said, Cen Xingyi suddenly raised his head, looked at Zhu Chengyan and blinked.I couldn't help but guess in my heart, maybe this is the charm of the plot.

Once the heroine is in danger, the hero will run to her side without stopping?Cen Xingyi couldn't help but be speechless, "System, look at what character design has collapsed, how can the plot be adjusted?"

[System check information: let me see. 】

After a while, the two small leaves on the top of the pomelo essence's head rotated rapidly, at an extremely fast speed, constantly changing angles as if receiving signals.

[The system raises the voice very happily: I found it. 】

Cen Xingyi's eyes lit up, and he immediately listened to its analysis with all his attention.The hand holding the mobile phone dropped to the side and involuntarily fell on Zhu Chengyan's lap.

For this armrest pillow, he used it very smoothly and was very satisfied.

Seeing Cen Xingyi staring at a certain place in front of him again, Zhu Chengyan became dazed with dull eyes, and couldn't help frowning.

This happens frequently recently, and the little pig seems to be listening to something talking.Following Cen Xingyi's gaze, he fixed his gaze.

Nothing at all.

"What's wrong with him?" Zhu Chengyan thought for so many years, Xiaozhu had never behaved so abnormally.A flash of light flashed through his mind, and Dongfang Jing's smile appeared in front of him.

His face turned black suddenly.

Could it be that he is playing tricks again?

[The system felt guilty when it was seen, and it took courage to think that only the host would see it: the character design of the heroine in the original text is second only to the hero's high IQ, and she is an exceptionally well-behaved school goddess, with colorful and dazzling hair ...]

Countless personalities threw at Cen Xingyi, making him feel dizzy.Sure enough, not everyone can be a heroine. Listen to this character design, it is really as big as a mountain.

Cen Xingyi covered his head, and the faint pain in his temple made him feel a lot of pressure.I don't know what kind of character design is broken this time, but it has such a big impact.

[The system flipped through the notebook: First of all, it goes without saying that the hair is colorful and dazzling, but it collapsed from the very beginning. 】

Listening to the resentment in the words, Cen Xingyi also felt guilty.It really wasn't his fault.Turning his head suddenly, he looked at Zhu Chengyan, who was propping up the bed with both hands, and leaned back to relax his body.

Gritting his teeth, it was his words at the beginning that made his rainbow farts all in vain.

[The system continued to read out the small book: Look at this time the two most important people are set to collapse.What really happened, it collapsed so badly. 】

The two most important ones?Upon hearing this, Cen Xingyi involuntarily squeezed his "human pillow", the heroine must not be disfigured.

As a straight man, Cen Xingyi's biggest understanding of the heroine of Mary Su's romance novels is her beautiful face, and the other is Su Shuang's personality.

Immediately, her face twisted, why did Ye Yeye go here, how could she still disfigure her face.You let Dad how can I save you. ,

Xi Jingzhu clutched his heart in pain, almost bursting into tears to express his inner pain and ache.

Zhu Chengyan, who had been pinched for a long time, looked at the hands he kept clenching on his thighs.He let out a long sigh.

He couldn't bear the hurt.He stretched out his hand to cover the back of Cen Xingyi's hand, a hand that was one size smaller than his was really powerful. "Little pig, what's wrong with you?"

"No, it's okay." Cen Xingyi woke up suddenly, looking at Zhu Chengyan's deep eyes, his face was full of guilt.Cub, dad failed to protect your heroine well, so don't blame dad.

[The system mercilessly exposes: Host, you are wrong. The most important character design is the heroine's IQ and the hero's love for her. 】

Piggy was shocked.Ai? ?

[The system continued: This time the plot was originally about the female lead and the male lead discussing the topic of tomorrow's competition while swimming in the lake.Then the heroine acted bravely to help a grandma robbed her wallet. 】

Cen Xingyi exposed it mercilessly: Ye Yeye is so warm-hearted, I think she can't even finish the two laps of jogging in the morning, can she chase her wallet?In this regard, Cen Xingyi expressed doubts about the rationality of this plot.

[The system choked and continued: Afterwards, the hero found out that the heroine was so innocent and warm-hearted, so he looked at her differently.So some feelings gradually developed. 】

Cen Xingyi couldn't help but blah again, and sneered mercilessly. "Just kidding, Yan Yan is not such a superficial person, just catching a thief."

"I have also caught the bus idiot with Yanyan several times, why don't I see that he has a secret affection for me."

[The system rolled its eyes Cen Xingyi: But this time the hero is sleeping with you in the room and not with the heroine, the plot collapsed. 】

【Before Cen Xingyi opened his mouth, the system immediately followed up with his own words: The heroine caught the thief alone, and then fell on the ground and broke her hand, so she can't participate in the competition tomorrow. 】

[The system sighs: Without competition, the heroine's high-IQ personality is collapsing, and more importantly, the relationship between her and the hero is gone. 】

At the end of the talk, Cen Xingyi licked his ears helplessly when he heard the accusation and irritability in its tone.

"Speak well, what do you mean sleeping with me?" Cen Xingyi was helpless, and couldn't help wondering if the system was really a bug, "I can't control falling on the ground."

The little pig was wronged, and the little pig didn't take the blame.

Thinking about it, he glanced at Zhu Chengyan, the curiosity in his heart couldn't be suppressed.Leaning close to his ear, he asked in a low voice.

"I'll catch you a thief, what will you do?"

Zhu Chengyan;? ?There are burglars in the room?No wonder you looked at the room for a long time.

He immediately looked around the whole room vigilantly, the small room had no place to hide other than some cabinets.Zhu Chengyan protected Cen Xingyi behind him with a serious expression, grabbed the small blanket beside him and hugged it in his arms, got up and walked towards the cabinet.

Walk lightly, raise your hands slightly, with a look of complete defense.

Cen Xingyi:? ?

Brother, are you bewitched?Don't be like this. I'm afraid.

Thinking that there might be a ghost in this room, he suddenly shuddered, a shiver slipped from head to toe, and his whole body shivered.

Yan Yan is bewitched?I can't abandon my good brother because I'm afraid.

Cen Xingyi's brain circuit made a strange turn, and immediately turned to an unknown place.Following Zhu Chengyan's example, he grabbed the quilt and tiptoed over with two horns in his hands.

In the front is Zhu Chengyan gently opening the cabinet, and in the back is Cen Xingyi eager to try.

"boom."

"Wow."

"Ouch."

Zhu Chengyan opened the cabinet and found that no one was hiding in the room. Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was covered by a thick quilt.

A huge impact rushed towards him. Fortunately, he reacted very quickly and immediately protected the boy who suddenly made trouble.It's just a pity that this kid recently ate too much and gained a lot of weight.

Zhu Chengyan lost control of one, and the two of them stopped and fell into the cabinet behind them.

The culprit, Cen Zhutou, reaped the fruit of his own accord, hitting his head on the closet and forming a big bag.Immediately the pain brought tears to my eyes.

"Hey." Zhu Chengyan sighed, stretched out his hand to help him gently rub his head and smiled helplessly, "You, how old are you and still so reckless."

He threw the person into the cabinet with his arms full. Fortunately, there was a spare quilt inside, so it didn't hurt to fall.

The words that I wanted to blame, but when I saw Cen Xing's painful tears streaming down, I swallowed them back immediately, "Does it still hurt?"

The pain I felt was only momentary, and I didn't feel much after the pain subsided. It can be said that it came and went quickly. "It doesn't hurt, Yanyan, you are not bewitched."

"?" When did I become bewitched?Zhu Chengyan opened his eyes with a puzzled look on his face.

"It's okay, you didn't hurt from the fall, did you?" Cen Xingyi held his head and checked it for a long time, and he was relieved when he saw that there was no swelling.Fortunately, my son, Dad didn't hurt you.

Seeing the concern in his eyes, Zhu Chengyan felt choked up in his heart, like the loving eyes of some elders.What a kind look.

His face turned dark, and he raised his hand to push, "I didn't fall, but I was about to faint from the heat."

It's just autumn, and the autumn tiger's Weilik is not built.

After covering him with the quilt for a while, he felt a faint sweat, and the heat all over his body suddenly rose.Looking at Cen Xingyi's clear eyes, his heart burned even more.

"Go out first, it's too hot for two people to squeeze into the cabinet."

Cen Xingyi got up first, and got out of the cabinet without the restraint of the quilt.He looked at Zhu Chengyan, a tall man with long hands and long feet, hugging the quilt, with messy hair, curled up in the cabinet aggrievedly.

Immediately couldn't help laughing out loud. "Hahahahaha, come out quickly, it's so funny."

Zhu Chengyan: ...

Who is to blame for my appearance.

The author has something to say: Zhu Chengyan: Hello everyone, I will show you a come out.

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One day, Lin Qingyan, a popular male star who acted in a TV series, was discovered by netizens that the phone screensaver was the young but already wealthy business tycoon Xing Shuyan.

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The vast number of netizens had an epiphany and followed them one after another. With the same screensaver, I will be as successful as the big guys.

One day, the screensavers of their mobile phones were photographed again.This time it turned out to be an intimate photo of Xing Shuyan and Lin Qingyan, but they just changed their poses.

Now the netizens slapped the table angrily, how can we copy homework with you like this! !

Netizens realized later: Wait, are you guys together? ?

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