I Worship the Handlebars with the School God [Transmigration Book]

If I could do it all over again, I would choose Li Bai.No, absolutely don't run under the grapefruit tree!

Cen Xingyi covered his bulging head and sighed weakly.There should be no one like him who wants to hide and stand under a tree for shade.

Who knew that the grapefruit tree couldn't stand it, the grapefruit fell from the sky, and severely punished him, a lazy guy.The big grapefruit that fell from the sky directly smashed Cen Xingyi to death under the eyes of everyone.

This smash not only smashed Cen Xingyi's reputation of being weaker than girls, but also shattered his worldview for the past 17 years.

As if someone is playing a movie at 32x speed in front of you, Cen Xingyi has to go through the content quickly.I don't know if I can see it clearly, but there is a strange memory in my mind.

It turned out that the world in which he lived for 17 years was just a novel.It was also a Mary Sue romance novel that he discarded and despised.The heroine in the book has colorful hair and is born to speak eighteen languages.

It rains petals when you are happy, snow when you are sad, and rain when you are thirsty... It can be called a new generation of weather management personnel.What is even more enviable is that she has a boyfriend who loves her very much, loves her to death, life to death.

A boyfriend who has a superhuman IQ and is as cold as a humanoid ice cube.He is as rich as the enemy, he is cold-blooded and ruthless, and he is unattainable.He is like the flower of Gaoling, which no one can match, but he is only bent for one person.That is Mistress Mary Sue.

The two were soul-stirring, and the epic love story made several people cry.

What are these? !

Cen Xingyi stared blankly at this inexplicable memory for half an hour, and finally uttered: You must be sick!

What colorful hair, sure it's not unorthodox?

What flower petal rain, is it okay to violate the natural climate?

The most important thing is, isn't the hero here, Zhu Chengyan, his childhood sweetheart's student god!

He admitted that he has an extraordinary IQ. After all, it is not a day or two before he is crushed academically by the god of learning.What's the matter with being rich but rivaling the country?As far as he knew, Zhu Chengyan's assets were only the New Year's money for so many years (he was tricked into buying a lot of snacks), how could he be so rich?And what is cold-blooded, ruthless and unattainable?Is that person who goes to school with him every day a ghost?

Cen Xingyi pouted, feeling extremely ridiculous.Only when all this was a hallucination after he was injured by a grapefruit.

But as soon as he thought about it, his whole head hurt like being hit by thousands of grapefruits in turn.

Line up, stretch your claws, and take turns diving.Listen to the password, one, two, three, jump!

Somewhere, Cen Xingyi realized that only when he admitted that these were true, could the pain go away.Immediately begged for mercy and shouted: "It's okay, it's all true, it's all true."

If you smash it down again, your head will be flat!

It was miraculous to say that the pain disappeared the instant he yelled out, as if it had never happened before.

"It's weird." Cen Xingyi muttered, and before he could react, he was shivered by the coldness.When he opened his eyes, he saw a white object approaching with a cold voice.

Huh? ! !

He was so frightened that he was like a big grasshopper with extraordinary jumping ability.He had to turn over and dodge, and was extremely flexible.

But this action was too subconscious and unexpected, and the feeling of dizziness hit his head again.

Oh, dizzy.

"Okay, can't you just lie down?" The clear voice was like a gurgling spring, and the gurgling entered from the left ear, and the gurgling came out from the right ear, taking away the entire chaos.

Feeling like gossamer, Cen Xingyi tremblingly waved away the overlaid towel, "Yanyan, I..."

"Huh?" Zhu Chengyan grabbed his waving paw and pressed it aside, then mercilessly covered his head with a towel. "Don't take it, cool it down."

The resistance failed, Cen Xingyi resigned himself to his fate with the cold towel that was so stupid that he couldn't love it, "Yanyan, isn't it...does everyone in the school...know..."

"Well, everyone is queuing up to get the books." The implication is that everyone saw him being lazy and being knocked unconscious by a grapefruit.

Boo! ! ! !

Cen Xingyi was so ashamed and indignant that he had no face to face Jiang Dong's elders.Slowly and slowly shrink down the blanket.It's too embarrassing, it's too embarrassing, what should I do!

Just as he was thinking, he wanted to go back to say that he wanted to pick grapefruits to add a different color to the classroom, but he was plotted against by grapefruits.Or when he was about to become the second generation of Newton - Cen Youzi, Zhu Chengyan couldn't help laughing out loud.

This immediately made him glared at Cen Xingyi.Your dear neighbor, cute little deskmate is humiliated in front of the whole school, and you still laugh at it.

Sure enough, the usual love and affection are all fake, only the ridicule is real.Little cabbage, yellow in the ground; weak and pitiful, no one loves; smashed by grapefruit, and laughed at...

"Okay, don't be angry." Zhu Chengyan raised a smirk, and Cen Xingyi subconsciously felt that this person was going to say something that made him angry again.

really.

"Look, I brought the culprit who bullied our little pig." Zhu Chengyan motioned him to look at the table at the side, and joked: "This pomelo dared to hit our little pig Cen, it's so audacious, it should be divided into five horses punishment..."

With a gloomy face, Cen Xingyi said that slashing grapefruits by hand would not make him happy.Moreover, why did he call him by his nickname at school again!

Cen Xiaozhu is the pet name of the Cen family for Cen Xingyi.Since childhood, Cen Xingyi has lived up to the title of "little pig". He can eat, drink and sleep, and successfully raised himself into a baby pig.

And people always have a good impression of round and soft children, and Cen Xingyi successfully captured the hearts of the neighbors with his "round and smooth" good figure and small meaty face.

Since then, there have been five more people calling him Little Pig.

This shout has been shouted until now.Every time Cen Xingyi heard this pet name, his whole face flushed with embarrassment.However, Zhu Chengyan always used "You call me by my nickname, why can't I call you by your nickname?" He blocked the words that came to his lips.

The resentment in his heart is even worse, can Yan Yan and Xiao Zhu be the same? ? ! ! ! !

"No matter, don't call me piggy at school!!"

Regarding this, Zhu Chengyan raised his eyebrows and didn't say much.

When Cen Xingyi wanted to say something more, the door of the school doctor's room was pushed open.The two moved in unison and looked over there, and suddenly felt that the eyes were shining brightly.

Ah, going blind, going blind, going blind.

The person who came was the heroine with colorful hair in the book—Ye Yeye, nicknamed Grandpa.

Seeing her, Cen Xingyi immediately thought of the absurd content of the novel.For a moment, the whole person became psychedelic. It turned out that there really was rainbow hair.

That's great! !

Cen Xingyi was full of emotion in his heart, but Zhu Chengyan naturally became fascinated by this appearance.He calmly pushed Cen Xingyi back, and seeing the latter's dazed little eyes, Zhu Chengyan said frankly: "If you lie down for a while, your brain will not work. If you don't lie down, you will be even more stupid."

Cen Xingyi:? ? ? ?

Could this be the aura of mutual attraction between the legendary male and female protagonists? ?As soon as he saw the heroine, Zhu Chengyan started to slander and attack the weak and helpless innocent people around him? !

What a dog!

Cen Xingyi couldn't help grinding his teeth, wanting to hit the thief in front of him hard.

"Good boy." Zhu Chengyan automatically blocked his shark eyes, "Close your eyes and rest, I'll cut grapefruit for you to eat."

Didn't you agree to let me cut the grapefruit with my hands, Cen Xingyi sharpened his knife in his heart and said to Zhu Chengyan.

"Hello, I'm Ye Yeye." Ye Yeye pushed back the purple hair hanging from his ears, showing a confident and charming smile, "You are Zhu Chengyan and Cen Xingyi, the teacher asked me to see how are you all?" ?”

Yeah yeah yeah?

"Well, Xingyi needs to rest for a while." Zhu Chengyan pursed his lips and asked, "Is there anything else?"

Cen Xingyi, who was covered with a blanket over his head, couldn't help moving around to see what the legendary heroine looked like again.But before he could take another look, Zhu Chengyan's warm paws covered his eyes.

Blindfolding your eyes is my claw.

"Then Zhu Chengyan, do you want to go back to the classroom with me?" Ye Yeye took two steps towards them, and said softly, "Or can you come out? I have something to tell you."

Ye Yeye originally wanted to let Cen Xingyi stay here alone, but when he saw Zhu Chengyan's cold gaze, he was startled and immediately changed the subject.As soon as the words fell, she was also stunned.

Hearing this, Zhu Chengyan frowned slightly.Looking back, he saw Cen Xingyi staring at him playfully and curiously.For some reason, I always felt suffocated in my heart, so I went out first.

"Come out and talk."

The bloated school trousers couldn't cover the slender legs inside. Cen Xingyi watched Zhu Chengyan go out first, and just wanted to get up and eavesdrop on what the legendary hero and heroine would say when they first met.

"Shua" a white light flashed, and a big grapefruit fell from the sky and blocked his way.Cen Xingyi was startled, and shrank back.Watching without any resistance, the big grapefruit defied the gravity of the earth and floated steadily in the air.

Yanyan, come and see, Newton's coffin can't be held down anymore! !

Cen Xingyi shouted silently from the bottom of his heart, but his face was extraordinarily calm and composed.It seemed that what appeared in front of my eyes was just a big grapefruit that could be eaten normally.

[System: System task 48 is now released. Keep the heroine's special colorful hair color, and the time limit is [-] hours.Punishment for mission failure: a pile of failing test papers. 】

Cen Xingyi:? ? ? ! ! !

WTF? ? ?

What is this? ?

He rubbed his eyes hard, it must be the illusion of being hit by a grapefruit.As a result, after rubbing and pulling off three or four eyelashes, he wanted to cry but had no tears.

I was blackmailed by non-human creatures, Yan Yan, come and save me! !

[System: Host, don't scream, all you need to do is accept all of this calmly. —.—]

Cen Xingyi covered his mouth and almost screamed: Oh my god!Grapefruit has become fine.

[System: Don't make noise!By the way, shoot a pomelo bullet at you. 】

Here Cen Xingyi had just listened to the indifferent electronic sound coming from his ear, before he could react, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head and passed out.

Hey, sooner or later, I will kill grapefruit with my hands! !

【system:………】

[System: Enough, the strike is too heavy.Can you wake up by smashing another grapefruit bullet? 0^0】

[System: ...Forget it, I'm leaving...]

When Zhu Chengyan came back, he saw Cen Xingyi, who was sleeping sprawled, scratching his belly with one hand, and the blanket that was about to fall with the other, shaking his head helplessly.

Little pig, sleep so fast.

The author has something to say: Cen Xingyi: I didn’t fall asleep, I just fainted, QAQ of being knocked unconscious by a grapefruit

small theater:

New year money

Six-year-old pig: Yan Yan, Yan Yan, I want a spicy grilled mushroom.

Seven-year-old Yan Yan: Buy it.

Seven-year-old pig: Yan Yan, Yan Yan, I want a small plane.

Eight-year-old Yan Yan: Buy it.

Taking out the freshly warmed New Year's money casually, he has the temperament of a domineering president at a young age.

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Everyone should pay attention recently, wear a mask when going out!