Cannon fodder is always forced to become a group favorite

If there is a fog blocking the way forward, others may leave if they don't know how to get around, but Yunyou must set up a large electric fan used in the factory to blow away the fog.

He doesn't like hazy and ambiguous things and attitudes. He has always been straightforward and straightforward, and the straight ball is straighter than a ruler.

A week ago, after Yunyou got off the high-speed train, he decided to get a bunch of samples to analyze his relationship with Ling Xiaoxing.

Where did so many samples come from?

Soon, Yunyou thought of an excellent method.

That's watching j... No, watching him and Ling Xiaoxing's cp talk.

There are a large number of CP fans in it, and they are very concerned about their usual relationship.

So Yunyou decided to go deep into the enemy camp.

He also entered by chance once before, but he only took a cursory glance, and found that there were a lot of obscenities in it. He had an affair with Ling Xiaoxing, and immediately scared him away as a straight man.

But tonight, Yunyou will venture into the world!

That night, Yunyou secretly registered a trumpet.

Lying on the bed in the hotel, he held up his mobile phone, took two deep breaths, and resolutely clicked on the icon to follow Xiaoyaoyou Chaochao.

A small pop-up window popped up: [Successful follow, congratulations for becoming the 317419th reptile and earning the title of junior fan].

There are actually 30 people following him and Ling Xiaoxing's cp talk?

And what are reptiles?

Why is the CP fan of Getaway called a reptile?

Before Yunyou could figure it out by himself, their fans soon answered by themselves.

[Stand firm in the Lingyun flag: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHiss, hiss, I'm the happiest little snake tonight! ! ! [video]】

Yunyou opened the video curiously.

It was the post-match interview of their "Star Making Project" debut night. Ling Xiaoxing was still glistening with sweat on his forehead, sitting on a small sofa, leaning forward, with his left elbow resting on his left leg and knee, holding his hand weakly. microphone.

Due to his body leaning forward, when he looks at people, he has to raise his eyes, his eyebrows are lowered, a drop of sweat seeps from his temples, and slides down his angular cheeks. Ling Xiaoxing stares at the camera intently, and occasionally responds with an "um". , Adam's apple twitches slightly, terribly sexy.

Yunyou remembers his interview, and it was on the hot search because it was too sexy, and the tag he still remembers is still fresh: #虫王陵晓行#.

The staff members were also obviously bewitched to the point that they had to ask a simple question several times before they made it clear: "May I ask what, uh, do you have any plans in the entertainment industry in the future?"

Ling Xiaoxing lifted the hand that was hanging down while holding the microphone, and the microphone quickly brushed against his lips and then put it down, with four concise words: "I have no plans."

"No, no plan?" The staff didn't expect it to be such a plan at all, staring at the few questions that had been set in advance and didn't know what to do.

"Well, if there are no special circumstances, I may rarely appear in public."

"Then, then why did you participate in this talent show in the first place?" He participated in the talent show but didn't want to debut or become popular, so why did he come here?The staff were puzzled.

"Come to find someone, and join in with the mentality of giving it a try." Ling Xiaoxing was like squeezing toothpaste, the staff would only answer a question, and would not speak unless asked.

"Who are you looking for?" The staff member smelled gossip and asked, "Did you find it in the end?"

Ling Xiaoxing rolled his eyes to the side, looked at the air for a while, as if he was thinking, and after a while, he said: "I guess I found it, half and half."

The staff asked a few more questions about this person but nothing came out, so they had to change the subject again: "You said that unless there are special circumstances, you will not develop in the entertainment industry anymore, so what special circumstances are you talking about? what?"

"The special situation is..." He suddenly silenced himself when he said this, but moved his lips twice, and continued as if nothing had happened, "If you need me, I will come back."

The staff was even more confused: "You are the second in your debut, and you have millions of fans on Weibo, how can no one want you?"

Ling Xiaoxing just smiled and didn't answer.

As soon as the screen changed, it became another interview venue.

This is the interview at the airport when Ling Xiaoxing went abroad after the game and just returned to China. The media swarmed up, carrying the machine and chirping with Ling Xiaoxing.

"Ling Xiaoxing, does your return to China mean that you will continue to develop in the entertainment industry?" A man asked hurriedly.

"Yes." Amidst the sound of flashing lights that clicked and clicked one after another, Ling Xiaoxing answered in a concise and concise manner.

"May I ask what Ling Xiao Xing made you go back to China?" A female entertainment reporter also quickly asked, "I remember you said in an interview after the game that you would not come back unless there were special circumstances."

"Because special circumstances have arisen." Ling Xiaoxing smiled.

"Can you elaborate on the special circumstances?" Female Entertainment Reporter asked.

Ling Xiaoxing pushed down his sunglasses, but didn't speak.

The agent next to him, He Wei, immediately stepped forward and separated Yu Ji: "Sorry, I have no comment."

The video ends here.

So?

What does this mean? ?

Confused, Yunyou clicked on the comment again.

【Chief Missionary of the Happy Tour: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】

[Yunling no one stands, I stand: Are there any sisters here who have a lip language level ten! Within 1 minute, I want to hear Lingling's automatic silence! ! 】

[Tenth-level reptile in lip language: I'm coming, I'm coming!In fact, I deciphered this when the interview first came out. It is estimated that the sister did not make up lessons later. According to my all-night research, the sentence Ling Xiaoxing said should be "The special situation is that if he needs me, I will come back. "As for who this "he" is, everyone can guess freely~~~】

[Getaway doi record bot: Let's say his name out loud! ! ! 】

【Yunyou! 】

【Yunyou! ! 】

【Of course it's our baby boy, hehehe! ~~】

Regarding this, Yunyou himself: "?"

Why is he?

[Did you get together today on the getaway: What kind of love is this that moves the world! !I guess yy must have been very sad when she knew that 00 was leaving the entertainment industry, she cried and wiped her tears and said please stay for me, 00's determination to leave was suddenly shaken, and she decided to leave for a while after being hesitant. After staying abroad for a short time, he came back, after all, he was still worried about his little wife! 】

Yun You: "I was really sad at the time, but I definitely didn't hide in his arms and cry!!!"

[Solving the equation: After learning that he was leaving, Yunyou huddled in Ling Xiaoxing's arms, a small one, clutching his tie, with red eyes, pouted, and said aggrievedly: "Do you want me?" If you want to go, can you take me with you?" Ling Xiao said with embarrassment: "But you are too big, I can't take you on the plane." Yun You hugged his neck, fingers lightly Scratching the back of his neck, she whispered next to his ear, "You can make me into your body."]

【Lying trough】

【Fuck me】

[Fucking sister, hello! 】

[Fuck it!Do it hard! ! ! 】

[I'll give you a pen to solve the equation, lof is still ao3!Ah no, my granary seems to be gone? [goodbye]】

【Solving equations!Solution!Solve the boss! !don't go!You have disappeared for almost half a month, why are you there! ! ! 】

Yunyou regained his energy and bounced off the bed all of a sudden.

Wow, so you are the legendary solver of the equation! !

If I hadn't read your Weibo, I wouldn't have seen so many weird words, and I wouldn't have made jokes like "sail the navel orange" and "evenly matched each other"!

Yunyou rolled his eyes, wanting to know how to solve the equation, but couldn't find the reason for a while, so he had to put it aside and continue to look at other posts aggrieved.

After browsing Chaochao for an hour or two, watching various short essays and edited videos, he can be regarded as a creature that understands cp fans.

In the eyes of CP fans, Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing's frowns and smiles are filled with pink bubbles all over the screen. They look at each other, and they have a tacit understanding; because of the announcement of the itinerary, they are separated and reunited. further.

Screaming chicken?No, that is a token of love.Double material?That's the official declaration of sugar.in one place at the same time?It was not a coincidence, but a deliberate and basic operation.The two passed by without saying a word?No, that's shyness and timidity.

Anyway, no matter what kind of body or eye contact they have, CP fans can make up a [-]-word short composition in minutes.

Even if you have such a little energy to write a thesis, how about crying and howling in front of ddl?

Yunyou watched all the way, and the three views of straight men were shattered.

He no longer believes that there is pure friendship in the world.

It turns out that he and Ling Xiaoxing get along so gay? He was so gay that he couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Yunyou's eyebrows were fighting. After a long time, he took a deep breath, as if he was comforting himself or clarifying something. He posted the first post on Chaohua.

[Yunyou is a straight man: Am I the only one who thinks they are just brothers?Isn't that how straight men date each other?Are you thinking too much? 】

Although it was one o'clock in the morning, this post was quickly answered.

Yunyou nervously opened the comment.

There is a high probability that you will be scolded, but maybe there are heroes who see the same thing!

[Yes, only you, only you in the whole world think so [eat melon]]

[If you don’t want your eyes, you can donate them to those who need them. Kiss, everyone can tell that they have an affair. Kiss~]

[Where did this sunspot come from? @很遥游证人超话 host quickly get rid of this sunspot! 】

[You can think about brotherhood by yourself, but we think they have an affair, even Yunyou said not to interfere with our cp fans, what are you pointing fingers at?Please roll away roundly]

Yunyou himself: "?"

That was before I knew that you guys were so obsessed with my brotherhood with Ling Xiaoxing!

I want to know that I have been masturbated into a weak 0 who can only cry under Ling Xiaoxing's body, how could I allow you to masturbate! !

How can you make me face my brother like this! ! !

Yunyou became angry, and wanted to use the keyboard to seek justice for himself, but found that he was blocked by Chaohua.

Gan!

After being angry for a while, he was about to turn off his phone and go to sleep. At this moment, the phone suddenly rang, and a new private message popped up.

Could it be that someone scolded him?

Yun You hesitated and opened a private message.

[Solving the equation: Actually, I also think they are just brothers. 】

Yun You couldn't help but let out a "Huh".

Isn't this solution equation cp Chaohua Tongren Juju, a little expert in Huanghuang?Why did she actually think that the getaway is a brotherhood?

Yun You, who had just thought this way, quickly felt something was wrong: Why did he use the word "unexpectedly"?

Did he subconsciously feel that they were not brothers? ?

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