Cannon fodder is always forced to become a group favorite

After the appalling brotherhood photoshoot, the host began to take a second screenshot with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"The ID drawn for the second time is..." The host couldn't help but want to laugh when he saw this ID, but his professionalism kept him from laughing. "This lucky audience is 'Overbearing Rainbow Dash and his The Autistic Wife', the number drawn is 10, let's see what it is."

Yunyou couldn't help laughing out loud.

Ling Xiaoxing suspected that his ears were hallucinating, so he frowned and asked, "What?"

Yun You was so happy that he slapped Ling Xiaoxing's thigh, "This fan's name is 'Overbearing Yun Bao and his autistic wife', he said you are autistic!"

[Holy shit hahahahahaha sisters are talented, this name is too spiritual! 】

[00 is a real autistic wife hahahahaha]

[Wait, shouldn't the focus be on the beautiful wife instead of the autistic one?Rainbow Dash, isn't your focus a bit crooked? ? ? 】

The host coughed twice to attract their attention, "Fan names are very interesting, let's get back to the topic and see what the tenth question is..."

Yunyou tore open the tenth article, and read: "Please Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing tell the meaning of the following abbreviations, xyyszd, sdl, kswl."

As soon as Yunyou finished reading, the barrage burst into flames.

[This sister is so lucky!Actually turned to this question! 】

[Girls on a free and easy tour must have a ranking, the big flag is waving ahhhhhhhh! ! 】

[It's not ky, this is not good, cp dances in front of steaming cook? 】

[I also think that this is a bit too much... It's good to enclose the land and be cute, don't dance on the steaming head]

[Sisters, the tag of Happy Travels has been trending on the top. If you find it convenient, please go down the trending search. It's really not good for the two gentlemen who have no intention of speculating on CP! 】

Yunyou didn't know what happened in the barrage, he stared at the string of letters in bewilderment for a while, then looked at Ling Xiaoxing: "Do you know what it means?"

Ling Xiaoxing's eyelids twitched involuntarily: "I don't know."

"I've seen this 'xyyszd' before, but I didn't find out what it means...Xiao Yangyang is Zhang...Is it true?" Yun You tried to arrange and combine.

Ling Xiaoxing's eyelids twitched again when he heard the words "it's true".

"No, since this question must be related to us," Yunyou denied the direction of his guess just now, and according to the practice of using abbreviations for fan circle names, he began to piece together.

"X... There are two x's in your name, Xiao? Or is it okay? Y should be my name, Yunyou." Yunyou arranged his guesses.

[Fuck, is this the legendary scientific deciphering method? 】

[Yunyou's mind is flexible enough, I'm the kind of person who only knows how to smash lambs and laugh orz]

Ling Xiaoxing's expression was calm and calm, but a drop of sweat was imperceptibly oozing from his forehead.

"I know!" Yun You punched the palm of the other hand, as if uncovering a military secret.

Ling Xiaoxing's jaw tightened immediately, and he stared at Yunyou tightly.

【Guess it? Guess it? 】

[Grass, isn't today the anniversary of my cp's collapsed house? ! 】

【Don't, don't, don't! ! 】

Thousands of eyes stared at Yunyou, Yunyou raised a finger, excitedly asked, "Is it true that xyyszd is traveling in Yunyou!?"

Moderator: "emmmmmm"

Ling Xiaoxing: "...um..."

CP fan: [Ha!I knew, our cp name is so cultured, it's not so easy to guess! 】

Rational fan: [Well, in fact, whether he can guess it or not, the host will announce the correct answer...]

CP fan: [... Grass. 】

Seeing their expressions, Yunyou knew the answer was wrong, so he asked the host with a little frustration: "What does xyyszd mean?"

Seeing his listless look, the host suddenly wanted to touch his cat head and stroke his fur, but when his eyes accidentally glanced at Ling Xiaoxing, the other party seemed to have insight into his thoughts, his gaze was like a knife Came over.

The host withdrew his hand as quickly as if he had been stabbed, and said with a guilty conscience, "Well, let me reveal the answer. xyyszd means 'getaway is real'."

"Happy Tour?" Yunyou asked curiously, "Isn't that from "Zhuangzi"?"

"Xiaoyaoyou is the cp name of the combination of you and Ling Xiaoxing." The host patiently explained.

"Ah, I seem to understand. What they meant was that our cp is..." Yunyou paused a bit and elongated his voice.

The hearts of CP fans were all lifted, and they were swinging back and forth on the swing, for fear that he would say "Our CP is a real couple" and then turn his face and collapse the house.

"Our cp is really a good brother, right?" Yun You said confidently.

CP fan: "..."

I don't know whether to cry or laugh.jpg

Ling Xiaoxing's expression remained unchanged, but the line of his lips moved, as if he held back when he wanted to say something.

The host next to him laughed twice, but did not correct him, "Then Yunyou, what do you think of this CP?"

Ling Xiaoxing couldn't help turning his head to look at Yunyou, staring at him closely.

Not only Ling Xiaoxing, even CP fans are also very nervous.

Yunyou has been emphasizing that he is a straight man, and now that he was stabbed in front of the rightful owner, he might be forced to disband on the spot.

It's scary to think about it! !

"Me?" Yunyou smiled and said, "Fortunately, this is the freedom of CP fans, and I have no right to interfere."

Before all the cp fans beat the gongs and drums and set up the water table, Yunyou continued: "However, I still hope that the cp fans can grasp the speed well."

There was a piece of [Thank you Yun Bao for not demolishing the house!] 】

"What about Ling Ling?" The host turned to Ling Xiaoxing again.

The heart that the CP fan had just let go was lifted again.

Ling Xiaoxing has always been aloof to the outside world, and rarely expresses his views clearly. If he really hates the group cp, how can he break it! !

Ling Xiaoxing glanced at Yunyou, and said concisely: "Me too."

The Yazi who vowed to set the lazy cancer person through to the end.

So far, cp fans can watch the live broadcast with peace of mind.

"Alright, alright, let's draw the next lucky viewer!" The host cheerfully continued to screenshot the lucky draw.

The atmosphere became lively again, but the smile on Yunyou's lips gradually faded away.

The clock on the wall was ticking. Half an hour later, the third round of lottery draw was ushered in. After the lottery draw, today's live broadcast was over.

Fans reluctantly leave messages on the bullet screen looking forward to the next live broadcast, and those who came late and failed to grab it cried and cried.

This live broadcast was a great success. Not only did the lipstick series run out, but the sales of other products also increased by tens or hundreds of times.After the live broadcast, the executives with red lips even came to express their desire for the next cooperation, and they valued them very much.

"Okay, okay, thank you Mr. Li, and look forward to our next cooperation." After a few words of pleasantries, Yunyou smiled and shook hands with Mr. Li, expressing his desire to leave tactfully.

Mr. Li, however, seemed to turn a deaf ear, and continued to express his love for the two of them, rainbow fart after wave after wave.

Ling Xiaoxing hinted several times that Yunyou was going to leave, but Yunyou ignored him and listened patiently to Mr. Li.

Finally, the smile on Yunyou's face couldn't hold back anymore, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, Yunyou and Ling Xiaoxing hadn't eaten yet, their stomachs were empty, their stomach acid was churning, and they felt like vomiting.After talking for so long, Li Li felt a dull pain in his waist.

"Mr. Li." Ling Xiaoxing interrupted Mr. Li's fancy rainbow fart, with a smile, but his tone was very cold, "It's getting late, we have other arrangements, let's go first."

Boss Li was driven away so bluntly, he couldn't help but rubbed his hands together: "It's not too late, is it? That's all right, you guys walk slowly, we can talk again when we have time! We must have a drink together some other day!"

Yun You still thought of saying some perfunctory words, but Ling Xiaoxing pulled him away with a dark face and put him in the nanny's car.

As soon as he sat on the comfortable seat, Yunyou slid down like a noodle, letting out a contented sigh.

Ling Xiaoxing originally wanted to say a few words about him, but he didn't need to be so polite to a small person like Mr. Li, but he couldn't bear it anymore when he saw his pitiful appearance, so he said angrily, "Come here."

Yun You said weakly, "I'm so miserable, so don't talk about me..."

"I'm not talking about you," Ling Xiaoxing said helplessly, "Come here, I'll rub your waist."

Dou Qin and Zhang Siqi who were sitting in front suddenly showed expressions of "he's here, he's here, they're coming with dog food".

"How do you rub it?" Yun You couldn't help complaining in a low voice, pressing down on his waist.

"You lay on my lap."

Yun You raised his head in astonishment, and unexpectedly bumped into a pair of pitch-black eyes, with lowered eyelashes, lingering eyes, rippling water, enveloping him silk by thread.

There was a warmth on his waist.

Yunyou lowered his head and saw Ling Xiaoxing's hand touching his waist through the t-shirt seemingly without a trace, it would not be too close to make Yunyou feel uncomfortable, nor too far away to maintain politeness, but a small gesture on the edge of ambiguity .

"...This way you can knead."

In the quiet carriage, Yunyou heard his low voice softly, and it was crisp and itchy in his ears.

The current climbed up from Yunyou's spine, like a snake, and jumped to the brain in an instant.

His heart suddenly accelerated a little.