Junior, do you want to fall in love?

Fang Baixiao lost his horse.

The reason was that when he was going to take a shower, Lin Yuan just sent him a message, and Qi Simu saw that Fang Baixiao's was always on, and there was a pile of [poke one] on it.

Qi Simu raised his eyebrows, put his index finger on the fingerprint sensor, and unlocked the phone.

He clicked into QQ, and saw that Lin Yuan's news was displayed in "My other QQ accounts".

Yoho, when did Fang Baixiao get a trumpet without telling him?Could it be that he found another wild man behind his back?

He clicked on the little red dot, and the familiar Q name came into his eyes.

——Bai Yao.

Bai Yao?Qi Simu raised his eyebrows, is it the Bai Yao he knew?

He knew that he shouldn't pry into other people's privacy casually, but he was a little curious.

Well, they're a couple anyway, so it should be... nothing.

Qi Simu coughed lightly, and clicked on the message from Lin Yuan.

[Master Lin: Bai Xiao, have you used up my account yet?I took it when I ran out, ok? 】

[Mr. Lin: I promised a girl that I will take her to the top tonight]

[Mr. Lin: After tonight, your brother and I will leave the order. 】

Qi Simu raised his eyebrows again.

He clicked on the keyboard and started typing.

[Bai Yao: What is your account name? 】

[Mr. Lin: Lonely, empty, and cold!What's wrong?What's the problem? 】

【Bai Yao: Nothing. 】

[Bai Yao: I've run out of account, you can use it. 】

【Mr. Lin: [OK] I love you, okay~】

Qi Simu ignored Lin Yuan's "show of love" behind him, he stared at the screen of Fang Baixiao's phone, thoughtful.

To be honest, he really didn't think of Fang Baixiao on Bai Yao.

Now that he knows the truth, he just wants to scold himself "mdzz".

Bai Yao, isn't it because Bai Xiao removed the radical?

No wonder Fang Baixiao knew that he was singing in the gay bar during the summer vacation, that he was charming.

He also wondered if Fang Baixiao had been monitoring his phone, and even found a device to test it when he came back.

Looking at it now, Fang Baixiao actually knew that Qi Mu was him, because he remembered that the account "Lonely, Empty, Cold" had been with him for a long time.

Thinking of his flirting with Bai Yao on Q over the past four years, and sending his favorite male celebrity to guess the size with others, his ears turned red.

#把赵 The netizen who has been with me for many years is actually my old gong, what should I do?Urgent, wait online#

Qi Simu silently swiped Lin Yuan's message to the right, clicked the red "Delete", then switched the account back, and put the phone back where it was.

After Fang Baixiao took a shower, he felt that the atmosphere in the whole room had changed.

He looked at someone, and that familiar bewildered smile appeared again.

Fang Baixiao, "..."

He stopped the movement of his hair, put the towel on the rack next to the clothes, then turned and walked out the door.

When I came back, I had a washboard in my hand.

Qi Simu bought these at some point... They have always been used as sex toys.

For example, when he was kneeling on it, Qi Simu coughed...

At this moment, Fang Baixiao knew that the real purpose of the washboard had to be revealed.

Qi Simu was taken aback when he saw someone coming back with a washboard, "What's wrong?"

Fang Baixiao took a deep breath and decided to take the initiative to admit his mistake, "Senior, I know I was wrong, I'm kneeling on the washboard right now, don't get angry, okay?"

Qi Simu laughed, "Where did you go wrong?"

Fang Baixiao, "..." Of course he didn't know where he was wrong, if he knew, he wouldn't be so flustered.

Of course, this is absolutely unacceptable.

He cleared his throat, "I made you angry."

Qi Simu blinked, "Who said I was angry?"

Fang Baixiao was stunned for a while, Qi Simu didn't hold the corners of his mouth tight when he saw him like this, and smiled, "Okay, it's okay, I just want to play games suddenly."

"Oh." Fang Baixiao heaved a sigh of relief, "Should we fight now?"

"Yeah." Qi Simu nodded, "Put the washboard away first, I'm online now."

It turns out that the senior's sweet smile just now wanted to play games with him, didn't he want it because he did something wrong?

Happiness comes too suddenly.

Qi Simu really wanted to ask the teacher for the crime.

But he thought about it again, doesn't his old Gong like to pretend?Then cooperate with him so that he can't pretend.

Then I will settle the old and new accounts together.

Fang Baixiao came back, picked up his phone and logged into the game, but was told that he had logged in on other devices and needed to re-authenticate.

He entered the QQ password again and was told it was wrong.

Fang Baixiao, "..."

He logged onto QQ and asked Lin Yuan, "Have you changed your password?"

[Mr. Lin: Well, it's changed.I won't tell you any more, it's the beginning, and I'm going to lead my sister to the top. 】

Fang Baixiao, "..."

A game takes at least ten minutes.

Wait until Lin Yuan finishes playing before borrowing, the day lily is cold.

"Huh? You started?" Qi Simu looked at Fang Baixiao suspiciously, "Why did you suddenly start?"

"I..." Fang Baixiao choked.

How should he explain it?

Could it be that his vest can no longer hide it?

Oh, a cool song for myself.

"I didn't open it." Fang Baixiao's heart broke, thinking that his confession might anger Qi Simu, he gritted his teeth, "You leave the room first, I'll pull you."

After half a minute, Qi Simu received the invitation message.

Looking at the familiar name above, a smile flashed across Qi Simu's eyes, "Your name... looks like the netizen who often plays games with me. Let me check the list and show you..."

Qi Simu was about to swipe his finger down when someone grabbed his wrist. He raised his head in confusion and met Fang Baixiao's eyes.

Fang Baixiao managed to squeeze out a sentence, "Don't look for it, I am."

"I'm Bai Yao."

The expression on Qi Simu's face froze at first, then he smiled, "Stop joking."

"Did you see that I chatted with Bai Yao every day, so you got jealous and came up with this trick of pretending to be him?" Qi Simu had a smile on his lips, but there was no wavering in his eyes, "Bai Yao and I both We've known each other for almost five years, if anything happens, it's already happened, so don't be jealous."

When he met Bai Yao, there was no king yet, and they were playing LOL.

Fang Baixiao didn't expect Qi Simu not to believe him, he said, "I'm really Bai Yao."

"Look, isn't Bai Yao the same as Bai Xiao who removed the radicals?" Fang Baixiao analyzed with Qi Simu seriously, after analyzing and analyzing, his mind gradually cleared up.

No, with the senior's IQ, he should have thought of this when he said he was Bai Yao.

and so……

His voice paused, and he sighed, "Senior, do you know?"

Qi Simu looked at him with a half-smile, "Stop acting?"

Fang Baixiao, "No more acting."

"Actually, I didn't suspect it at all." Qi Simu said, "But paper balls can't contain fire. Just now Lin Yuan sent you a message, and I couldn't help but touch your phone... Well, I'll report this matter to you first. You apologize, I shouldn't invade your privacy casually, even if we are a couple."

"Then, I want you to explain to me... about Bai Yao." Qi Simu narrowed his eyes, "I'm quite angry now, you'd better give me a proper explanation."

If you are willing to listen to the explanation, you will not be angry.

Fang Baixiao knew this truth well, so he obediently explained everything, and finally touched his nose, "Because senior, you are too..."

He paused, and it took him a long time to come up with an adjective, "It's too bohemian, so I'm worried that after you find out that I am Bai Yao, you will... Cough, become angry from embarrassment."

Qi Simu, "Oh? So you've been hiding it from me?"

"Of course I also have selfish intentions." Fang Baixiao said, "I'm worried that after you know my identity, you will treat me badly on the Internet..."

Qi Simu lowered his head with a smile, then found out the side profile that Fang Baixiao had secretly photographed while he was sleeping, and sent it to him, with the words underneath.

【Qi Mu: His nose bridge is quite high, and his sex drive must be particularly strong, and his size may also be very impressive. 】

Fang Baixiao turned on the phone and looked at it, and was startled.

【Qi Mu: If I knew you were Bai Yao, I would indeed become angry from embarrassment, but I wouldn't treat you very badly, because molesting you has a special sense of presence. 】

【Qi Mu: And there are some things that I can't say in reality... well, I want to say it to you online. 】

For example, poses and the like, how many times do you want tonight.

This kind of him is a bit... shy in reality.

After all, he was the one who was hit by the sun!

[Qi Mu: Don't hide anything from me in the future. I don't like you hiding it from me. It makes me feel a little far away from you. 】

[Bai Yao: Good. 】

Then the two played the "game" happily, still solo.

At the end of the fight, Qi Simu was hoarse from crying because he lost so badly, while Fang Baixiao was refreshed after winning, and he couldn't wait to play another game with Qi Simu.

……

Afterwards, Fang Baixiao went to Lin Yuan to settle the score.

If this person hadn't [poked] while he was taking a shower, how would Qi Simu know about it!

It's all Lin Yuan's fault!It's all his fault!

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Seeing Fang Baixiao's aggressiveness, Lin Yuan was a little scared, "You, what are you doing... Let me tell you, I have no money, and I have some health problems. If you touch me, you will regret it!"

Fang Baixiao gave him a cold look, and then said, "The King, I'll solo with you."

Lin Yuan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, "Why do you want to solo with me all of a sudden, do you know that your appearance... makes me think you are here to rob me!"

Fang Baixiao looked him up and down, raised his eyebrows, "Is there anything about you that is worth my robbery?"

Let's steal money, Lin Yuan is poor, and his family property is hundreds of millions.

Let's be seductive... He might as well go back and hug his senior and make love to me.

Lin Yuan, "...if you think we are still brothers, then stop looking at me like this, okay?"

He knew that what he said just now was very stupid, but it was also true.

It's really similar... He didn't say anything wrong, huh.

Fang Baixiao raised his eyebrows, "Since when are we brothers?"

Seeing Lin Yuan's look as if he had been stabbed in the heart, the corners of his eyes twitched, "Don't be poor, hurry up and choose a character to fight alone."

Lin Yuan, "I don't know why, I won't pick with you."

"Take me a round, and I'll give you 100 yuan." Fang Baixiao said, "By the way, I'll introduce Zhao Ling to you."

Lin Yuan's eyes lit up.

Fang Baixiao, "Are you coming?"

Lin Yuan, "Come here!!"

After a few rounds...

Lin Yuan cried, and he threw the phone aside, "No, no, no, you f*ck are you fighting me one-on-one, don't you just want to abuse me, a rookie?"

It is simply massacre!

Fang Baixiao's manipulations made his scalp tingle!

He doesn't know how to use some heroes like this!

Fang Baixiao smiled, "Remember the lesson from this time, and manage your mouth and hands next time."

Fortunately, his senior is understanding, otherwise he probably wouldn't be able to get up last night if he didn't kneel for two hours.

Lin Yuan, "???" What did he do wrong?He really didn't seem to get involved with Qi Simu, did he?

I wanted to ask why, but Fang Baixiao had already left, leaving only his back.

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