Junior, do you want to fall in love?

Above the clouds, the Nine Heavens.

Qi Simu's eyelids moved and he opened his eyes.

It is a piece of white in the eyes, filled with fairy air.

He froze, then pinched himself.

Hey, it hurts, isn't it a dream?

If I'm not dreaming, what kind of place is this place?How does he feel that he has never seen it?

He propped his hand aside, it was limp, as if he had touched a plush toy.

He stood up with some difficulty, and there was a white ball of hair on his body. He patted it, and the ball of hair floated in the air.

Qi Simu, "..." Why is this place so mysterious?

There was white everywhere, and he looked around, frowning.

He didn't know where he was going, and he didn't have a clear route at all.

Fortunately, someone came to lead the way soon - a white light lit up, and an old man with a long white beard and a cane appeared in front of him, with a smile on his face, "Welcome to Jiuchongtian."

Qi Simu, "..."

WTF?Empyrean?God damn Nine Heavens?Where are you filming?

But Qi Simu's expression was very cold, his expression didn't change at all, and his voice was very calm, "What do you mean?"

The God of Land wanted to play tricks on Qi Simu at first, but he calmed down a lot, and he widened his eyes, "Aren't you surprised? Don't you scream? Don't you cry to find your parents?"

Qi Simu asked back, "Why should I be surprised? To scream? To cry and look for Mom and Dad?"

Lord of the Earth, "..." Yes!

but!So don't follow the routine!It still made him very uncomfortable!

After finally meeting a mortal who can play tricks, I don't know when the next time will be!

Qi Simu looked at the land boy scratching his head and scratching his head, very irritable, and gave him a caring look for mentally handicapped children very cooperatively.

He can be sure that he is definitely not dreaming.

Because there would never be such a stupid person in his dream.

Qi Simu, "What's going on now?"

The Earth Lord plucked out one of his beards. The pain reminded him of what the Queen Mother had told him. He coughed, "Follow me."

Qi Simu's eyes darkened.

He was thinking about the authenticity in the land publicity.

Although the old man looked like a low-collared child,... the possibility that the old man would cheat him was not ruled out.

The land lord walked a few steps, and seeing that Qi Simu didn't follow, he seemed to know what Qi Simu was thinking, and he stomped his feet, "Is the little old man still going to lie to you? Come quickly! Could it be?" Don't you want to see your lover?"

Qi Simu narrowed his eyes, and his eyes turned cold in an instant, "What do you mean?"

Stared at by this stare, Duke Tudi felt frightened and stuttered, "I, I don't mean anything... I'm just, I'm just sent by the Queen Mother to welcome you. I don't know anything..."

QAQ wondered how much he was respected when he showed up, why now he has fallen to the point where even ordinary people are afraid of him.

Qi Simu was led into the hall by the land lord, and he realized that he was not the only one here, Lu Jinshen, Xu Lin, and Qin Shuyang were also in the hall.

"Young Master Qi/Si Mu, why are you here?" the three asked in unison.

Qi Simu sighed, "I want to know too."

Lu Jinshen, "I heard that the Queen Mother wants to see us."

Xu Lin, "Damn it? What the hell is the Queen Mother? I'm a good atheist socialist young man!"

Qin Shuyang, "What a silly thing."

Qi Simu ignored the two complainers behind him, he looked at Lu Jinshen, "Young Master Lu, what do you know?"

Lu Jinshen smiled at Qi Simu, "The one who brought me to the palace was Taishang Laojun. I asked some questions from him, and he told me that the Queen Mother thinks that our four pairs of dogs (beep——) men Being together with men is really spicy (heart) and pleasing (eye) (eye) (eye) (eye), and we have experienced too little ordeal, so she decided to give us some punishment (test)."

Qi Simu, "I separated from Fang Baixiao for half a year."

Xu Lin, "Qi Yan and I knelt in the rain for a long time."

Qin Shuyang, "It took me a lot of effort to break Jiang Wenshu's other personality. What the hell are you telling me that I have experienced few hardships?"

Lu Jinshen opened his mouth. Just as he was about to speak, the other three looked over in unison, "You don't need to say anything! We all understand!"

Qiao Yannan and Lu Jinshen's relationship history is so insane that it has made headlines many times, and made so many fans wipe their tears with tissues.

They don't want to know anymore!

On the other side, the four attackers stood together. Except for Qiao Yannan, the other three had a pleasant chat.

Qi Yan, "I miss my daughter-in-law so much, she will cry if she wakes up and doesn't see me (?)."

Fang Baixiao, "The Heavenly Soldiers here are very friendly to seniors. I don't know if seniors will make a lot of love again."

Jiang Wenshu, "Shuyang has a violent temper. I'm worried that he will fight with the Heavenly Soldiers."

Qiao Yannan lowered his eyes coldly, staring at the outside of the hall.

Brother Lu, where are you...

Just when the two sides were about to run away, the queen mother finally appeared, and the barrier between her and the two sides was removed.

Fang, Qi, and Jiang, when they saw their daughter-in-law, ran over quickly, hugged her in their arms, and added a meme.

Qiao Yannan stood on the spot, blinking his eyes non-stop, watching Lu Jinshen's figure approaching from far to near, and made sure that he hadn't left, so he pulled him into his arms and hugged him hard, with a hoarse voice. Wronged, "I thought you didn't want me anymore."

Lu Jinshen put his hand into his hair, and smoothed it out, "How could it be. I promised to stay with you for the rest of my life, and I won't leave halfway."

Qiao Yannan, "That's what you said."

The Queen Mother was almost blinded by their love, she coughed heavily, "Okay, please don't flirt with me, I've come to you because I have something to tell you."

Then the queen mother explained the motives for inviting them, which was almost the same as what Lu Jinshen understood.

"It just so happens that today is Qixi Festival, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have gone to take care of their babies separately, so there is no time to meet again at the Magpie Bridge." The Queen Mother said, "But the magpies are not happy to be in the sky for nothing, so let me find a loving couple. And the lovers agree to get together on the magpie bridge, so they are willing to leave."

"Then they gave some tests. Only couples who pass the test can be regarded as true love."

The words have come to this point, and there are so many people present, how can they not understand the meaning?

Well, it turned out that they were approached for this matter.

The Queen Mother thought, they were already in love, and this test just made them love each other more, and they could go to the Magpie Bridge for a stroll and unlock a dating place. Such a good job, these people should not refuse.

However, fantasy is beautiful, reality is very skinny.

Qi Simu, "Love is not for testing."

Fang Baixiao, "We are very affectionate, we don't need it."

Lu Jinshen & Qiao Yannan, "Boring."

Xu Lin, "I made a whole table of dishes...it will be cold if I don't eat them."

Qi Yan, "Come on, let's go back to eat."

Jiang Wenshu, "The two of us, our two hearts, belong to him now."

Qin Shuyang, "Test a hammer, I'm going to sleep."

Then the four couples turned around and walked out of the hall in a tacit understanding.

"Hey!" The Queen Mother didn't expect such a scene, she waved her sleeves quickly, and a wall appeared in front of them.

"Take it as a favor for me. Without the magpie bridge, this Qixi Festival would not be Qixi Festival." The queen mother was anxious, "Well, when it's over, I promise each of you one condition, any condition is fine, and you can change your fate against the sky. also!"

Change your life against the sky!How many people can't ask for opportunities!

"Boring." The eight people said in unison.

Queen Mother, "..." Damn it!I have never seen such a difficult mortal!Don't force her to make a big move!

A white light condensed on her finger, hitting Qi Simu and the others.

The light dissipated, and at some point in front of Qi Simu, an abyss appeared.

If it falls down accidentally, there will be no bones left.

He looked around, frowning tightly.

The remaining three people standing on his side are all of the same attribute as him.

So... He raised his head and looked to the other side of the abyss.

Are Fang Baixiao and the others over there?

Qi Simu settled down, and he said in a deep voice, "I don't know what your empress means?"

"It means, whether you are interested or not, you have to participate in this test." The Queen Mother no longer made jokes like before, and her voice was much more serious, "If the test fails, then your fate will not be as good as that of Cowherd and Weaver Girl. I It will make you live forever, and you will never see the above."

"I hate your mother!" Tan Shuyang scolded angrily, "You are buying and selling by force."

"Yes." The Queen Mother said, "The limit is three hours. If you cannot complete the test after three hours, it will be considered a failure."

Tan Shuyang wanted to swear again, but the Queen Mother directly used a spell to harmonize all his swear words.

Qi Simu held him back and shook his head at him.

The matter has come to this point, it is useless to resist any more, the plan for now is to think about how to pass the test.

Lu Jinshen put his hand into his trouser pocket, looked at the other side of the abyss, half-closed his eyes, "The test? It's nothing more than to see if the two understand each other, whether they have a good heart, and whether they must have each other."

It has to be said that Mr. Lu's probability of getting the questions is really accurate.

"The first test, please tell... the biggest lie that the other party told you."

The faces of the four of them froze for a moment.

They do know that each other has lied to them, but the biggest one...

Qi Simu's eyes trembled.

He thought there would be a sand sculpture question like "please list the other person's favorite things", but he didn't expect it to be this.

So, in Fang Baixiao's heart, what kind of lies would make him feel unpardonable?

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