Fumiya Dazai

The supernatural ability that made Yu Yuefeng feel extremely ashamed finally... changed her name.

There's a second time for this sweet (damn) message delay!When Yu Yuefeng received the feedback of the supernatural ability again after a few months, Yu Yuefeng knew that Osamu Dazai was probably... giving birth.

Otherwise, how did this damn ability trigger the feedback mechanism.

Staring at someone who is pregnant: From today on, please call someone a "miracle of life" to know

Well, the new name sounds very nice, even Yu Yuefeng, who was a bit mentally broken by the superpower, had to feel a little bit of relief: his superpower name is finally normal.

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The dormitory for members of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Don't pretend to be dead there, come and have a look at the two children." Zhong Yuanzhong also put the two newborn babies in his arms into the stroller he had prepared earlier, and kicked them on the ground in an indecent position. Osamu Dazai's buttocks on the tatami.

"Don't... as expected, let me die..." Osamu Dazai said weakly.

The process of giving birth is extremely hard-core, whether it is Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuya, or other onlookers, they can only see the blinding white light covering the room, and then...the child is born.

Isn't the production process of Two-dimensional all the same?

It is indeed a comforting thing not to be surrounded by people watching the production process, but this does not mean that Osamu Dazai did not feel the legendary ten-level pain...

Moreover, this pain also means that he... has returned to normal.

Thinking about what he has done in the past ten months, Osamu Dazai said why not just kill him directly.

At least without having to face the dire reality.

Do you see what he has been doing during this time?

Hugging the little slug?oh--!My God, that bastard is definitely not his Dazai!How could it be?What's more, it is still facing the Central Plains.

Anyone come and kill him... He will never resist, Osamu Dazai can swear to God.

Life without love jpg.

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The child's name was thought of long before birth. If it was a boy, it would be called Masaki, and if it was a girl, it would be called Lizi.

This made Nakahara Nakahara, who had just become a father, not too blind, but he didn't expect... Osamu Dazai gave birth to as many babies as two.

Twins are rare, let alone twins?Coupled with the fact that their "mother" is the male Dazai Osamu, this makes these two little guys even more amazing-it's a miracle!

When Zhong Ye saw the two children, for a moment, he had the idea of ​​"Dazai will be able to give birth".

Ahem, I suddenly feel a little sorry for Dazai.

"Have you figured out who these two children will be with us?" Nakahara Nakaya glanced at Osamu Dazai, who was lying on the tatami, listless and completely lacking in the usual vigor, and then looked at the spirit in the stroller. Radiant two little babies.

Nakahara Chuya: I’m quite uncomfortable. Could it be that these two children gave Dazai Osamu’s energy to uh...

"Ah!" The newborn baby couldn't open his eyes, but Masaki seemed to feel that his father was thinking about something bad, so he waved his little hand vigorously.

"Oh." However, the worst thing is that his little hand accidentally touched Lizi's mouth next to him, and he was bitten down mercilessly. Fortunately, there is no such thing as teeth in a baby's mouth of.

"...Wow——!!!" Masaki was stunned for a moment, as if he just thought that he should cry after being bitten, and made a deafening sound in the next second.

I can't believe this is what a newborn baby can do.

"Yeah!" Lizi patted Masaki who was lying beside her with her fleshy little hands mercilessly, Masaki stopped crying immediately after being frightened, and even hiccupped.

Masaki: "Hi..."

QAQ, my sister is a bully.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Touching the sparse orange fluff on Linzi's head, he carefully took Masaki's hand out of her mouth.

However, the interaction between the children did not bother the parents over there who were discussing the issue of "whose surname is it".

"The child really has to have my surname no matter what?" Osamu Dazai turned over from the bed and sat up excitedly: "I have suffered so much, it would be too unreasonable not to have my surname!"

"Besides, Chuya, you have taken advantage of me for so long, are you ashamed to rob me of this surname?"

"You bastard, you are really unreasonable, obviously you insist on pestering me!" For ten months, Nakahara, who was almost out of breath by Osamu Dazai, was also very dissatisfied.You listen!Is this speaking human language?

"It's all Chuuya's fault! If Zhongye didn't make me angry, how could I let you leave me for a week--if Zhongbu didn't leave me for a week, how could I Shi Lezhi want to pester you!" Osamu Dazai said dissatisfiedly that this natural attitude even made Nakahara wonder for a moment if he really wanted to leave Dazai Osamu for a week, which led to the current situation.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who reacted, was obviously also angry, but he reminded this guy that it is best not to do some bad things: "Please show some face! This is clearly proposed by you, okay? I I have warned you a long time ago, and you are also responsible for not listening to the class well!"

He has clearly reminded him, but this guy is unwilling to die, what can he do?

Even Osamu Dazai felt that Nakahara Chu, who kindly advised him, was simply greedy for his body!

I don't know where his face came from, and I feel that I have the charm that Nakahara Chuya likes him.

"If you don't need to provoke Yu Yuefeng, wouldn't there be so many things!" In the end, it was because of all this, or because Dazai Osamu let Yu Yuefeng use supernatural powers on him. Once it comes out, there will be no subsequent series of events, and there will be no Lizi and Masaki now.

I don't know at the moment whether it is a good thing or a bad thing.

"How can you blame me for this kind of thing?" Dazai Zhizhi said bluntly, "The reason for all this is because of Wen Ye, right? It's everything Wen Ye planned!"

"And who gave birth to Wen? It's obviously Zhongye, right? So all of this is Zhongye wrong. Is there any problem?"

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ? ? ?

What the fuck is this heresy?

In the end, because Osamu Dazai's fallacies were too reasonable, Nakahara Nakaya, who was forcibly brainwashed, actually nodded and agreed to let the two children have the surname of Osamu Dazai.

Chuya Nakahara: After all, Dazai did suffer a lot for his two children.

Perhaps because the brainwashing was too successful, Zhong Yuanzhong completely forgot that he had suffered a lot in the past ten months. The most important thing is...

Mr. Zhongye, do you still remember Wen Ye's last name?