Fumiya Dazai

There is always such a thing as accidents, and I talk about avoiding light bulbs, but the light bulbs always bump into each other.

"Alice-chan~ Let's try this little dress~ This pink one is definitely suitable for Alice-chan~" The doctor in a white coat pointed to the pink dress in the window and said to the long blonde hair beside him. * said.

His eyes were full of yearning for the girl to wear this little foreign dress, although it looked very obscene to the onlookers, and even looked like a criminal who wanted to abduct a gangster.

"No! Stupid Rintaro! There are several foreign dress shops here, didn't they promise to eat cake?" The blonde girl folded her arms in dissatisfaction, turned around, and didn't want to pay attention to this addicted to dress-up game. Self-extricating middle-aged man.

Hey~ A middle-aged uncle who is addicted to dress-up games!

"Please, come here once! This is the last one!" The decadent uncle doctor with stubble on his face clasped his hands together and pleaded very spinelessly, "After the trial, we will go to your favorite cake shop How about your cake? Please! This will be my life's wish!"

Seeing the leader of the port mafia flirting with his own humanoid powers outside a foreign dress shop, Zhongyuan Zhong unnaturally turned around and pretended not to know him.

Anyway, this is not the leader of his own world, so there is nothing wrong with him doing this - after all, he can swear to God that he has nothing to do with the leader of the port mafia in another world.

"Sure enough, no matter which world Mr. Mori is in, he looks like this." Osamu Dazai didn't think anything of it, and even smiled and teased with great interest.

"What nonsense are you talking about, hurry up and hide!" Central Plains, who didn't want to meet the leader in this situation, also rarely softened his tone, and pulled Dazai Osamu.

Although no one familiar with what happened in this world will remember it when we go back, but the feeling of being forced to watch is really terrible. Sure enough, it's better to pretend that you don't know Mr. Sun?

"Don't be so excited~" Osamu Dazai smiled and took his lover's hand, walking towards Mori Ogai.

"Hey! Don't make trouble, let me go!" Nakahara Chuya struggled symbolically. After all, if he tried to struggle seriously, Osamu Dazai would probably be thrown flying.

Osamu Dazai was in high spirits, and he couldn't get what Zhongyuan Zhongya was struggling with: "Don't be so shy, MCC~ Isn't it just to say hello to the leader of this world? What's the matter?"

He waved his hand and said hello: "Ah, Mr. Mori, long time no see."

Mori Ogai raised his head, he had noticed Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya who had been standing there for a long time, and he could see that these two were not the Dazai and Chuya he knew at all.

After all, these two people looked about the same age as him.

"It's been a long time. Is it Dazai-kun and Nakahara-kun? Fumiya-kun's father and... father?" asked Mori Ogai who guessed the identities of the two in a short time.

However, there is no need to ask two people this kind of question at all. The identities of the two people have already been guessed, so asking such a question is just a symbolic greeting.

After all, greetings between strangers always start with a start.

"Hey, it seems that Wen has already told Mr. Mori about it? But it doesn't seem to be surprising." Osamu Dazai waved his hand indifferently, and was not surprised at all that his son would be exposed by Mori Ou's coat .

"You say that like I'm a bad guy." Mori Ogai doesn't look like an idiot uncle just now, and looks particularly reliable as a mature man, "I also provided a lot of help , is something he himself does not want to accept.”

This is because Mori Ogai doesn't think he is lying. After all, he also thought about letting Dazai Fumi live in the port mafia, but he didn't want to!

"I don't know why, this child always looks like I'll eat it later." Mori Ogai said with a smile, rather helpless.

Zhong Yuanzhong on the side was also a little speechless. Sure enough, no matter what time it was, he didn't really like these two people saying some inexplicable things in a cloud.

Although he knew that most of what they were talking about now was about Mr. Mori's ignorance, but they said these words in such a way that he felt that he couldn't put them into his mouth.

At this time, Chuya Nakahara's thoughts rarely coincided with Fumiya Dazai's: keep it simple, keep the way of speaking simple, don't be so convoluted, okay?

"Maybe it's because Mr. Mori and Dazai are not good people?" Zhong Yuanzhong also said a little unhappy,

Yeah?You said that this appearance is not good for your leader?

But the person on the opposite side is not his own leader. The leader of his own family is already over 50. It is estimated that he is about to retire, right?But not necessarily, after all, this is a real model worker.

Mori Ou looked outside, and sure enough, there was still a difference between Nakahara Chuya and Chuya in another world: "You two look... pretty good now?"

Mori Ogai decisively changed the subject.

"Of course." Osamu Dazai seemed in a good mood, after all, this kind of scene where we can go to other worlds to show our affection is rare. , if some unscrupulous leaders can stop making people work overtime all the time, that would be even better."

"I'm afraid this won't work. After all, I'm really busy at work." Morio said with a half-smile, obviously rejecting Osamu Dazai's proposal.

"Rin Taro!" Alice, who had been ignored all this time, kicked Mori Ogai's calf angrily, "How long are you going to chat? Didn't you say you were going to eat cake? You bastard!"

"It's too much to leave people aside like this!"

"Ah~Alice-chan~" Mori Ogai finally noticed Alice who was ignored by him, "I'm sorry, it's my fault, I ignored my cutest Alice-chan~"

"Dazai-kun, Chuya-kun, if you don't mind, would you like to eat cake together? After all, it doesn't seem too good to be discussing these issues here." As expected of the leader of the port mafia, he said this In other words, without blushing at all.

"Of course there is no problem!" Dazai Osamu said with a smile, and then changed into a dead fish-eyed look, the speed is amazing: "But people who have been talking about this kind of thing in public, Isn't it you, Mr. Sen?"

"Oh, no, it's just because Alice-chan is so cute, I can't help but want him to change clothes." Mori Ogai scratched his head in embarrassment, but obviously, as mafia's Chief, it's not certain if Mori Ogai is really embarrassed.

By the way, his behavior really looks like a perverted slut!

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Perhaps the greatest joy of meeting parallel time and space is... playing tricks on people who are acquainted in another world.

This kind of feeling that people who are supposed to be familiar, but in fact they are strangers is really quite interesting-especially when these people are actually acquaintances with themselves in another world, the feeling is even more interesting .

All in all, there is a subtle sense of disarray.

"I really didn't expect..." Zhong Yuan covered his face.

You said that you have come to eat the cake and forget it, why did you come to a dessert shop in the end after talking about the cake?It's still this kind of store, it looks like a girl's heart is bursting, and only girls will come to this kind of shop...

Don't you two big men feel that something is wrong?

Speaking of Mr. Mori, don't you worry that your subordinates will see you eating girly desserts here?Didn't you consider the irreversible damage to your image as a mafia leader?

"Chuya, don't be so uncomfortable~" Osamu Dazai comforted him, although he didn't feel that he was comforted at all when Nakahara appeared.

After all, there are some things, even at the age of 34 to 56, you will not feel that your sense of shame will diminish, such as letting a macho go to a place where girls are full of hearts, or desserts.

After all, most men will think that desserts are something that girls only like!

"Shut up, I just hope that I won't meet acquaintances." Zhongya Nakahara just wants to put the hat on his face and pretend that he doesn't exist. The posture of doing so is cheating.

Zhongya Nakahara could only lower the brim of his hat now, trying to keep the onlookers from seeing him.

After all, in this kind of dessert shop full of girlish hearts, most of them are women. At least Nakahara Chuyachu didn't see any men living in other seats except for the three boys at their table.

Of course I came with my girlfriend, that doesn't count.

Are men with girlfriends still men?That's called a boyfriend. It's not the same species as men, understand?Although there is a male character.

After all... If a boy comes alone, he will feel very awkward, but if he comes with his girlfriend, it will not be awkward in an instant!

If you have to say it, maybe Nakahara Chuya himself will feel awkward among the three of them, after all, Mr. Mori has Alice by his side.I don't know, I thought it was my father bringing his daughter to eat dessert.As for Osamu Dazai... Excuse me, do you think he has such a thing as shame?

"So why do we have to come to this kind of place?" Nakahara Chuya whispered.

"Chuya-kun from another world, you don't have to be so restrained." Mori Ogai, who was in a good mood outside and ordered some of Alice's favorite desserts, gave out his exclusive leader-style comforting smile (￣▽ ￣): "The desserts here are really delicious, you will know after a taste~"

Please don't say any more, if I say any more, I will only have the urge to change jobs immediately!

Zhongyuan Zhong also pressed the brim of his hat, and now he is thinking about whether to consider changing jobs.I have worked in the port mafia for more than ten years, and I still have to prepare for retirement.

After all, this kind of problem has actually involved his family happiness.

After all, both the husband and the son are somewhat dissatisfied~

Of course, what they were dissatisfied with was not Nakahara Chuya, but Mori Ogai who oppressed people.

Oh, black hearted boss.