Fumiya Dazai

There is a saying that goes, "The only one who can really defeat you is yourself".

This sentence is the same for Dazai, the only one who can defeat him is himself from another world.

In other words, he is the only one who can green him :)

Cough cough, just kidding, don't take it seriously.

But it is undeniable that the sudden appearance of the self in another world really made Dazai feel very uncomfortable - of course it is also because of his stomach, no, the reason for that little guy in his body.But bumping into another self or something, saying nothing will make Dazai feel happy.

Dazai glanced at Atsushi Nakajima, who seemed still shocked by "Bunya-kun's parents are here" "So it's really Mr. Dazai!" I am very happy, especially when I know that my other self is quite good, I am afraid that I will also feel admiration.

A certain little tiger is really easy to understand~

"Speaking of which, what's the matter with you guys here?" Dazai asked, didn't he think traveling through time and space would be a very simple matter? Said it was caused by an accident, but what did I and Zhong in another world say?

Looking at this posture, I am afraid that Yokohama in another world can come here every minute, right?He didn't believe that he had spent so much effort to come here for no purpose, how could he, Dazai Osamu, do something without purpose out of the mind of fishing.

However, to Dazai's surprise, Dazai really spoke out his purpose without any purpose: "It's nothing, it's just that the troubles on my side have been solved, and I'm just here to pick up my son. It’s not impossible to take a vacation~”

Dazai: "..." These are all lies and nonsense.

This is not over yet, Nakahara Chuya, who has been standing beside him and seems to have been observing him (the eyes are still very strange), also spoke at this time: "It was originally for no purpose, but now——I still want to take a photo with you. "

"After all, something like 'Osamu Dazai is pregnant' is really rare in a thousand years!"

Dazai, who didn't react for a while: "Ah...?"

I thought that my lover was just joking, but when he heard this, Dazai Osamu's face changed drastically: "chuuya!"

"Why?" Nakahara asked angrily, don't think that because this matter pleased him so much, he would forget what Osamu Dazai did during this period, this matter is endless!

"Chuya! You can't do this!" Osamu Dazai jumped anxiously, "If it really hangs in the lobby! I'll be ashamed to see people!"

"Huh? Who cares about you! It's fine if I'm happy." Nakahara Chuya ruthlessly rejected Dazai Osamu's request. Seeing this guy's pitiful appearance, he felt happy.

"Nakaya~" Dazai Osamu's tone is really like a mountain road with eighteen bends. Hearing it, Dazai Wen, who has decided to be the background board from the beginning, also has goose bumps all over his body. By the way, he feels that his father's skills have improved.

By the way, let's experience it with Ryunosuke. I don't know how long I will experience the life of eating dog food.

Of course Osamu Dazai knew that, and he would definitely not hang up a photo of himself in the hall, which can be called a dark history. What he is doing now is just a means to appease his little dwarf.

Osamu Dazai knew very well that the things he did to Nakahara Chuya because of the overlap of time and space before had really bullied him too much.

But there is no other way!

Osamu Dazai had no intention of knowing his mistake at all.

After all, opportunities are rare. There may never be a second chance in this rare situation, so how could he not seize the opportunity?

But this has also led to the current situation. If he doesn't let his little dwarf vent to him now, I'm afraid the next thing that will be unlucky is his few nightlife.

How could such a thing be allowed?

Osamu Dazai is the kind of person who, when you say "you can't have both fish and bear's paw", he insists on fish and bear's paw.

Osamu Dazai, who was able to distinguish the priorities of the matter, resolutely gave in: "Okay, don't look like this, okay? Are you really willing to let others see your husband like this?"

"...Why am I so reluctant?" Nakahara Nakaya looked away, not intending to look at Dazai Osamu's shining eyes at all, no, I mean some pitiful eyes.

It can be seen that Osamu Dazai, who has been obviously shaken in the Central Plains, is planning to win and pursue, when Dazai heard the word "husband" at the side, his whole body exploded:

"Are you kidding me, husband? How could I be with this black and slimy slug like MCC?"

Osamu Dazai, who was about to coax his wife well soon: "..."

Chuya Nakahara, who was about to be coaxed almost immediately, felt very angry because of this sentence: "Osamu Dazai! Get lost!"

"Chuya! I was wronged! I never said such a thing!"

"If I believe you, I've been kicked in the head by a donkey!"

Always keeping dead fish eyes, Fumiya Dazai, who even pulled Ryunosuke to secretly leave the Armed Detective Agency at any time, looked indifferently at Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu.

He looked at the Armed Detective Agency over there, which was obviously surrounded by two people.

Hmm... this kind of thing, just get used to it.

Facts have proved that Dazai didn't need Nakahara Chuya to do it, because because of Dazai's other reasons, he had been enduring Dazai's bad temper and finally couldn't take it anymore, so he slapped Dazai on the head.Although it is not as good as 1/10 of Dazai's usual fight, it is still enough for this guy to feel what pain is?

"You bastard! Shut up! Don't think I won't beat you because you're pregnant!" Zhong also said angrily.

He was also exhausted by Dazai during this period, wanting this and that, or dissatisfied with this, dissatisfied with that, it's like something - although he has never seen a real pregnant woman , but I finally believe that those pregnant women will never die like Dazai.

And how does this guy look a little bit pregnant?Now he is not alive and kicking every day, and Zhong also has a hunch that even if he beats this guy severely now, it will not do any harm to the child in this guy's stomach.

As for this thick-skinned guy, he won't, and it's impossible, to get hurt.

But if he does, this guy will give blabla a lot of nonsense, proving that he is a weak pregnant woman.

Nonsence!

Just wait, wait until the ten months are over, and see if Dazai can still see the sun tomorrow.

"Chuya is really too much, I have to be taken care of now." Dazai really admired himself who said this to Chuya, "Aren't you afraid of affecting the baby if you are so rough? —— and , I am now a weak pregnant woman!"

Although Dazai really doesn't want this child, but things have come to this point, not to mention Fumi Dazai has made it very clear that this child will not be solved so easily.

Dazai, who didn't believe it, secretly tried the suicide activity that hadn't been carried out for a long time behind the backs of everyone in the Armed Detective Agency. Facts have proved that it is indeed... not so easy to get rid of.

Now that certain facts have been proven and he can't change them, it wouldn't be his style if he didn't take this opportunity to make some benefits for himself.

"You are weak and weak!" Zhong Ye was impatient.

"Actually, you don't have to be so angry." Looking at the extraordinarily young self in this world, who is surrounded by the Dazai of this world, you can't help but give instructions.

"This situation is also easy to solve-you just ignore him." The experienced Zhong Yuanzhong also taught his other self experience.

This method is indeed very useful. This kind of provocation from Osamu Dazai unilaterally, as long as Nakahara Chu does not respond, Osamu Dazai will generally find it boring and give up the provocation.

In addition to dealing with unilateral provocations, this method is as easy to use after marriage as ever. However, Nakahara Chuzai rarely used this method after he married Dazai Osamu-after all, this trick is the legendary cold war.

After getting married, Osamu Dazai had a legitimate reason to cry to him. Even, because most people in the port mafia did not know him because this guy defected, Nakahara was even misunderstood as someone who left his wife at home and fooled around outside. bad man.

Chuya Nakahara was in a bad mood when he first heard this rumor.

Later, the method was revised. If one day Osamu Dazai did something that made Nakahara Chuya feel particularly angry, Osamu Dazai would find out that his lover would soon be on an assignment that lasted half a year... or even a year or two La!

With two kids

However, it cannot be denied that the original form of this method is just right here.

"Ah~ This... Chuya is right to say that." Osamu Dazai, who had indeed experienced the cold war of expatriation for half a year, was afraid that Chuya would not believe it, "I remember that I really liked to provoke Chuya when I was young~ but it was all on a whim. ~"

"If Zhong ignores me, maybe I won't be able to continue."

What a joke, how can such a disgusting strategy be the only one who has tried it?Since both are Osamu Dazai, of course they have to feel the same pain!

In other words, who was the guy who first thought of this disgusting strategy of expatriation?I'm afraid it's not Mr. Mori... Besides Mr. Mori, who else can say that he will also be sent abroad.No, the longer you get, the angrier you get. When you go back, let’s go to the port mafia to meet Mr. Mori. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen him.

By the way, do you want to bring gifts when you meet the elders...

"Is that so?" Chuuya glanced suspiciously at Osamu Dazai, he didn't think that Dazai from another world would kindly remind him, but... the self in another world would never lie to himself, would he?

Poor Dazai, he still doesn't know what he will face in the future.

If he knew, he would definitely jump up and have a mafia-style contest with Osamu Dazai right now.

It really is me!What a fucking lack of heart!