Fumiya Dazai

Regardless of whether Dazai Wenya was wronged or not, he had already ordered this meal.

Because Dazai Fumiya's actions have brought great mental loss and physical loss to everyone, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency decided to give Dazai Fumiya a hard meal.

The port mafia could not accept the apology from Fumiya Dazai, so Fumiya Dazai suggested that Nakahara Chuya go with everyone, as a representative of the port mafia to accept his apology.

After all, as the implicated party, although the port mafia did not suffer any material losses, it was indeed busy for a long time.

Physical loss and time loss are also calculated!

Fumiya Dazai took Chuya Nakahara's hand pitifully: "Mr. Nakahara, if you don't go with me, I will feel bad conscience-I'm really sorry, I didn't expect that the port mafia would also be arrested. Pull it in."

"Please, please accept my apology as a representative of the Port Mafia!"

Seeing how pitiful Dazai Fumiya was, whether he wanted to cry or not, Zhongyuan Zhong agreed uncomfortably.

Anyway, it's just to have a meal. It's okay to let the child express his apology and appease him.

It's really strange, it's obvious that Dazai Fumi did something wrong, why should he worry about his grievance?What is wrong with him?

Central Plains was also caught in doubts.

Because he agreed to invite everyone to eat to make amends, Fumiya Dazai also specially found a restaurant that is very comprehensive and can satisfy most people's tastes.

Whether it's the ochazuke that Atsushi Nakajima wants to eat, or the yudofu that Izumi Kyoka wants to eat, as long as it's what you want, you can basically order it.

It was during this period of time that Quan Jinghua joined the Armed Detective Agency. Who would have thought that such a terrible thing would happen as soon as she joined the agency.

Also, I don't know if it's because of previous experience, Izumi Kyoka seems to be hostile to Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

But what does this have to do with Ryunosuke?

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"This restaurant has very good reviews, and I recommend the fried noodles with sesame oil chicken. It's so delicious that I can cry~" Fumiya Dazai recommended it to everyone with affection.

However, Kunikida Doppo, who was so angry with Dazai Fumiya, didn't mean to give Dazai Fumiya face, and asked angrily, "Yeah, what if you can't cry?"

"Well..." Dazai Wen also pondered for a moment, "Then..."

"Mr. Chuya, please beat him until he cried!" Dazai Fumiya's eyes were shining, and he looked at Chuya Nakahara expectantly, as if seeing a savior.

What should I do if I encounter a bully?beat him!

"Hey!" Kunikida Doppo was out of breath. He was really blind at the beginning, so he felt that this little guy Dazai Fumiya was a pure and innocent young boy, completely different from Dazai Osamu, a troublesome guy.

Now it seems that he was naive.

Can you still say that he is the son of Osamu Dazai?It's so easy to mobilize other people's anger.

"Ah, ah, ah~ it's just a joke~" Fumiya Dazai also waved his hand, signaling Kunikida Doppo not to get excited.

"But, if I really want to do this, Mr. Chuya will definitely help me, right!" Fumiya Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara expectantly.

Nakahara Chuya, who was looked at with such expectant eyes, was really not easy to refuse: "...this..."

"Okay, let's stop here." Dazai Osamu stopped Fumiya Dazai's death, "Since you have to make amends, you should make amends. It's not good to tease others like this."

"Ahem... I didn't expect such words to come from Mr. Dazai's mouth." Ryunosuke, who had been silently reading the menu, opened his mouth and it was a fatal blow.

Osamu Dazai couldn't help looking at this with condemning eyes, he was not obedient at all, an apprentice from another world.

"Ahem, everyone, please listen to me." Dazai Wen also coughed twice, drawing everyone's attention to himself, "To express my apology, I will cover all expenses for this meal from now on. Already!"

"Please don't be polite, besides, after this meal, you can't hold on to the previous things~"

Wen Dazai has also talked about this, what else can he do, wouldn't it be good to have a good meal of apology?

By the way, this meal is really quite hearty compared to the ones everyone usually eats.

It was simply too rich. When the service staff brought up all the food, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency paused for a moment.

Even Zhong Yuanzhong was shaken by the value of this meal for a moment: "Are you sure you have the money to buy this meal?"

This kid, won't follow the example of a bastard mackerel to pay on credit, will he?Sure enough, mackerel doesn't know how to take care of children, and just teaches some bad habits that corrupt people's character.

I don't know if the child's mother knows or not.

"No~" Dazai Fumi said with a smile.

Everyone who had already moved their chopsticks instantly pressed the pause button, and looked at Fumiya Dazai who said this in unison: "..."

"You don't have any money, why are you still entertaining guests?" Nakahara Nakaya looked at Dazai Fumiya who said this, with a feeling of hating iron but not steel, as well as venting his anger at Dazai Osamu.

"It's okay, whoever said that you have to be rich to treat guests ~ we can wash the dishes and pay together ~" Dazai Fumi smiled cutely, and didn't feel that he said anything excessive.

Zhong Yuan was also taken aback, and began to think seriously about the possibility of educating children in this way.

It seems more acceptable to avoid credit or something and use physical strength to pay for the corresponding money.

However, not everyone has the same idea as Zhongyuan Zhongye.

Facts have proved that Fumi Dazai deserves to be named Dazai, and he successfully provoked Kunikida Doppo's anger: "I say you bastard! It's okay to cause trouble to others! Unexpectedly! Now you still have the face to say such a thing. talk!"

"Hahahaha, Uncle Kunikida, don't be so angry~ it will accelerate aging~" Dazai?Wen also hid behind Ryunosuke in fear, poked his head out, and said in a small (?) voice.

"Huh? It will accelerate aging, is it true?" Kunikida Doppo was stunned.

"But really, isn't this kind of thing common sense?" Dazai Wen also conducted a knowledge popularization for Kunikida Doppo without hesitation,

"Taken together, this is what causes people to age quickly!"

Looking at Kunikida Doppo who was taking notes by Pasha Pasha, Dazai Fumi added without hesitation: "Of course, I made up all of the above."

"You bastard..." Kunikida Doppo was so angry that he even broke his own pen.

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Kunikida Doppo discovered that Fumiya Dazai was actually the same as his father Osamu Dazai in that they both liked to play tricks.

This scene is really familiar!

Atsushi Nakajima watched Kunikida's proficient process of being cheated, breaking the pen, and losing his temper, and couldn't help complaining in his heart.

Really, this scene is so familiar, isn't this the scene where Mr. Kunikida has been played by Mr. Dazai all the time?

"Although those theories are all made up by Wen Ye, anger will lead to accelerated aging. This is really not a lie." Ryunosuke defended his lover who was hiding behind him and was dying.

"Really? But this kind of thing, what's there to be proud of?!" Kunikida Doppo really couldn't understand the brain circuits of these two people, "Besides, this guy doesn't have any money, so maybe he still expects me to pay him?" Can’t make money? Don’t be like that guy Dazai!”

"Tch, no, I'll just pay for it." Zhong Yuanzhong also said angrily.

"Ah~? Chuya pays? Are you worthy of being a rich mafia?" Dazai Osamu said eccentrically, the air seemed to smell of lemons, "This is Bunya's apology feast~ If Chuya pays If so, it has nothing to do with Wen, right?"

"It's long-winded! Whoever spends my money has nothing to do with you!"

"Don't worry, guests, you don't need money for this meal." Before Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakaya had a childish fight that lasted half an hour, the characteristic male voice interrupted Osamu Dazai's unspoken words. discourse.

"!!" Everyone in the Armed Detective Agency was startled, and looked at the speaker in unison.

Yu Yuefeng came to the dining place of the Armed Detective Agency at some point, and said with a smile: "Please feel free to eat, this meal is free."

"Wen Yejun can be regarded as my great benefactor, this meal should be an expression of my gratitude."

"Oh, thank you so much, Mr. Yuzuki." Dazai Wen also sweetly talked sweetly without hesitation, "I wish you a beautiful home soon, and remember to send invitations when you get married~"

"Of course, and then, thanks to your good words." Apparently Dazai Fumiya's words pleased Yu Yuefeng very well.

Can you not please him? After all, no one will dislike this kind of wishing that you are with someone who is in love with you.

Seeing the performance of Dazai Fumiya and Uzuki Kaede, is there anyone present who can't understand that the relationship between the two is extraordinary.

"Well, Mr. Uzuki seems to be very rich~" Dazai Osamu said with a pale face, "The previous dessert shop seems to be yours, right?" Although it is not a very serious dessert shop.

"Yes, although I'm not a rich person, I still have the money to buy a few stores." Yu Yuefeng smiled and said words that wanted someone to strangle him to death.

At least everyone in the Armed Detective Agency really felt that Yu Yuefeng's words really attracted hatred. You must know that the salary of the Armed Detective Agency can be said to be the lowest in the entire three-hour concept.Not to mention buying a house, they are already very happy to live in a dormitory.

"Then I won't bother you, I wish you a pleasant meal." Yu Yuefeng said as he was about to leave, then turned around thinking of something, "Almost forgot, Mizunoko heard that you are going to have dinner here tonight, and said I also want to be with you, and I am rushing over here."

As for who to listen to, of course Fumiya Dazai!

"Of course it's fine, we'll wait for her to be with me." Dazai Wen also waved his hand, signaling Yu Yuefeng to rest assured.

The conversation between the two embarrassed Doppo Kunikida, who maintained an angry and accusatory posture. So, is this meal free?But how?There is always a very strange feeling, but he can't tell, where is the sense of disobedience?

After all, this is someone else's Dazai Wen, who can avoid the order by his own ability, so he can't say anything.But making an apology without spending a penny... I always think it's weird?

But after all, this is someone else's ability, isn't it?He can't seem to say anything.

However, since it is free, is it too much to tease yourself like this?

Kunikida stared at Dazai Fumiya with eyes like dead fish eyes, trying to see if he felt a little bit guilty: "Don't you think you're going too far?"

"What am I doing? It's Uncle Kunikida, you can't take a joke." Knowing what Kunikida Doppo was talking about, Dazai Fumura also decisively splashed water.

Are you kidding, I never said that I didn't invite this meal from beginning to end, I just said that it doesn't cost money, did I say that I didn't invite this meal?no?

Kunikida Doppo was impatient. On the one hand, he felt that the other party had really tricked him, and on the other hand, he felt that what the other party said was very reasonable.

Osamu Dazai on the side laughed amusedly by the interaction between the two: "Speaking of which, Wenya, I don't think your meal alone can make up for my wounded heart~"

"Look at what I've become because of your prank. I've been really miserable these days..."

"My compensation, say something more, right?"

"Hey, bastard Dazai, don't push yourself!" Nakahara gave Dazai an angry look.

Dazai Wen was also silent for a long time: "Well, if this is the case, then I will take care of your meal before I leave-but I hope you won't be angry with me for my prank this time, can you?"

Just treat it as an apology in advance for the next thing to do.

"Really, are you so kind?"

"So do you want this or not?"

"Of course!"

Osamu Dazai, who didn't think Fumi Dazai could have any follow-up actions, agreed without hesitation.

"Really? Then I'm relieved."

This matter can't be regarded as cheating, can it?After all, to experience the feeling of being a mother for myself, I think there shouldn't be any major problems...

Well, I hope the reaction during pregnancy will not be too violent.

Fumiya Dazai also thought without any psychological burden.

What's more, Osamu Dazai promised himself that he would not be angry with this prank.

The "mischief" is not over yet.