Fumiya Dazai

Yokohama at night.

Ordinary people dare not go out casually at night, for fear of being involved in the mafia's fight and becoming a corpse of the city tomorrow.

Of course, everyone in the Armed Detective Agency is definitely not on this list.

"So, why do you have to go to that bar called Lupin?" Kunikida Doppo frowned and looked at Dazai Fumiya who was bouncing in front of him. Ever since he agreed to take him there, the kid looked overexcited.

It's just going to a bar. Is there any need to be so happy?

Dazai was also uncharacteristically, and actually asked to go with them, and even brought Atsushi Nakajima, who had just joined the company, with him.

What to say to ensure safety, you can let Atsushi Nakajima beat them away when you encounter the mafia.But pull it down, it would be great if that kid didn't hold back, and he's still being wanted!Is it really okay?

In fact, he didn't want to agree to Dazai Fumiya at first, but Wenye swore that he would not drink a drop of alcohol, and said that he had already promised him that if he didn't accompany him, he would go alone.

"Ah~ The night in Yokohama is so scary~ What if there is an accident in the mafia fight?..." Fumiya Dazai secretly looked at Kunikida with a troubled expression, "Are some adults to be blamed? No Do you know if he will feel bad conscience?..."

Kunikida Doppo, KO.

So Kunikida Doppo had to take on the role of nanny/bodyguard, and went to Lupin with Dazai Fumiya.

Besides, the bars are always open at night, even in a chaotic night like Yokohama, Kunikida Doppo can't let Dazai Fumiya sneak over behind his back.

If something really happened, I couldn't absolve myself of the blame, and I really said that this kind of thing can be said anywhere in the past.

Be careful what you say in the future.

Now I have to bring two oil bottles of Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima.

I hope that tonight will be safe and sound, and there must be no accidents.

"I really want to go, Kunikida-san."

Kunikida, who already knew that he was in his 30s, would no longer be angry because of this title, so he stared at Fumiya Dazai to see what he could explain.

"My family doesn't allow me to go, and, uncle, you have been informed in advance, and you won't allow it."

"Besides, I'm an obedient and good boy. Since I promised not to go, I won't go without my parents' permission~"

"Why can't you wait until you're an adult to come to this bar again? It has to be now?" Kunikida Doppo suppressed his anger, and really couldn't understand Dazai Fumiya's brain circuit.

"How can this be the same? Being an adult and being a minor are two completely different experiences!" Dazai Fumura also shook his head, looking at Kunikida with dissatisfaction, "It would be meaningless to come back as an adult."

"So let Mr. Kunikida take you?" Atsushi Nakajima, who was arrested by Osamu Dazai, complained helplessly.

"However, I have obtained permission now, and I was brought here by my parents," Fumi Dazai also motioned to Osamu Dazai who came along with him, "Isn't there no problem then?"

"Hey, there's nothing wrong with that." Osamu Dazai replied.

Osamu Dazai understood very well that the other party was saying that in this world, they are his elders, as long as they get their consent here.

As for the other world's...?

It's a world away, so I can't control it for the time being.

Well~ Although this logic has the meaning of replacing concepts, after all, who can prove the problem of "the self in the parallel world is oneself"?In the case of not being able to clearly perceive the other party's thoughts, it is already an independent individual.

It cannot be called "I" myself.

Besides, this kid didn't really regard him as his father.

If the child were to choose him and him from another world to give him a shot, the child would definitely give him that bullet without hesitation.

This kid has a very clear understanding.

The parents, family members, and lovers he identifies with are only them in their own world.

Instead of them in any parallel time and space.

Dazai Wen can also call out his father to him without much obstacle, but let him call out sincerely?Sorry, I'm afraid it's not possible.

Everything here has nothing to do with him, even if he is asked to help destroy this place, as long as the benefits are sufficient, he will do it.

Intellectual callousness.

These, Osamu Dazai saw very clearly.

Should it be said that it is his own child?

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Lupine's Bar, outside the door.

"Wow~ This bar is exactly the same as mine~" Dazai Fumi exclaimed as if he had discovered a new world, "It's incredible."

So far, Fumiya Dazai has met many people who are not of the right age.

For example, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and his father, who are only two years apart in age, Tachihara Michizo and Akutagawa Gin, who are already adults, and Mori Ogai who is much younger and not bald.

Even if we don’t talk about people, there are many changes in shops and the like. For example, there are products in this world that are not available in other worlds, and commodity stores that have been opened for a long time in that world but have just opened.

Now there is a bar that is no different from my own, what does this mean?

This place is very important, so important that even if it is a parallel world, the world is unwilling to change him.

"Let's go kid, don't you really want to go in and have a look?" Kunikida Doppo said, pushing the door open first.

"Here we come." Fumi Dazai, who was not thinking about this bar, also responded, and ran in with a rattling sound.

Atsushi Nakajima followed closely behind, but when he was about to push the door, he turned his head and looked at Osamu Dazai who stood still at the door of the bar without speaking: "Dazai-san?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai raised his head and smiled.

"Let's go, Azixi, we can't keep them waiting for long."

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"Ah! Teacher Cat!" Dazai Fumiya saw the three-flowered cat combing its hair on the bar chair as soon as he entered the door, and his eyes lit up instantly.

"Meow?!" The three-flowered cat who was suddenly called raised its head to meow.

Dazai Wen also quickly rushed to Sanhuamao, his eyes lit up: "It's really a cat teacher~ It's unbelievable, there are also cat teachers in this world~"

"mum?"

"Teacher, please, let me hug you! This is my lifelong request!"

"Meow!" The three-flowered cat waved its paw, signaling to go away quickly.

What's going on with the kids now!How dare you make such a request!The old man is a mature man!

Originally wanted to leave directly, but couldn't bear to hurt a child's young heart (?), Teacher Mao had no choice but to squat on the chair entangled.

"Teacher?" As soon as he entered the door, he saw Fumiya Dazai twitching the corners of Atsushi Nakajima's eyes at a three-colored cat, Atsushi Nakajima, who couldn't understand, "Why did you call the cat teacher?"

"Because Mr. Cat is very smart, and he even helps others to occupy seats." Dazai Osamu stepped forward, came to Dazai Fumiya, and leaned down, "What a coincidence, teacher, I don't care about Saxi~"

Teacher Cat didn't meow, and didn't even want to be perfunctory, turned around and jumped off the chair.

go away.

It's better for the old man to stay away from this bandaged boy.

For some reason, Osamu Dazai was ruthlessly resisted: "Huh?"

"Mr. Kitty!" Dazai Fumiya was chasing after the cat.

Doppo Kunikida/Atsushi Nakajima: "..." What's going on with these two people?

Dazai Wen also sat on the chair in front of Mr. Cat on the bar counter, put his arms on the table, lowered his head on his arms, stared at the Sanhua cat, his eyes sparkled:

"Hey~ Teacher~ Please, let me hug you, okay~ Don't play with your father, can you play with me? I really like (xiang) like (xi) teacher~"

"Please~Ms. Kitty~"

Can someone say no to Dazai's acting like a baby?

No.

The stressed cat teacher who started to sweat: "..."

Slowly raise the cat's paw...

Fumiya Dazai's eyes also brightened.

Slowly lower the cat's paw.

stunned.

"Ah—?! Teacher, how bad are you!" Dazai Wen, who realized that he was molested by the cat, also wailed, "How could this be possible! Even the cat's claws won't let me pinch it! It's too much!"

Teacher Cat felt a dull pang of conscience.

It can be seen that this is a good boy, at most he is a little naughty, but this is a common characteristic of children, so there is no need to be harsh.

So he quickly raised the cat's paw, and patted the back of Dazai Fumiya's hand twice.

"Oh!" Fumiya Dazai, who was revived with full blood, had a blinding light in his eyes: "It's the cat's pad!"

"In this case, it won't be far from being able to hug the teacher, right?"

Teacher Cat: Did the old man do something wrong?

"...This cat is very smart, and there is nothing you can do if you don't want to be hugged... But, it must not be annoying." The store manager who has noticed the four of them since they entered said helplessly. It was the guest who hadn't been here for a long time that caught his attention.

"Mr. Dazai, it's been a long time since you came."

"Ah, store manager, long time no see." Dazai Osamu raised his hand and greeted.

silence.

The sudden silence, even Fumi Dazai, who wanted to hug the cat, didn't say another word.

Atsushi Nakajima swallowed: What, what's the matter?Why did you stop talking all of a sudden?

Doppo Kunikida who is writing down plans for tomorrow: ...

In the end, the store manager broke the silence: "...Do you want something to drink?"

"Then, let's have a glass of beer." Osamu Dazai replied.

"Me too!" Dazai Wen also raised his hand to signal.

"Da Mai Da~" Dazai Osamu looked like a father at this time, and refused the request from his son, "Did you say you didn't know how to drink when you came here? You wouldn't drink a drop."

"But you can't get drunk with beer...?" Fumiya Dazai said more and more quietly, because Kunikida Doppo also looked over.

"Please give each of these two children a glass of milk," Kunikida Doppo put away the notepad in his hand, "For me, I would like a glass of whiskey."

"Come to the bar to drink milk, what a shame..." Fumiya Dazai muttered softly, poking the cat eagerly...but the cat wouldn't let me touch it.

Fumiya Dazai: QAQ woo...bullying people...