The big guy dressed as a waste of wood [System]

Song Chaoyan opened his eyes in the chaos, staring blankly at the blank ceiling.

Until now, his mind is still a little stuffy, like a half bottle of water, dangling in his head, dangling again.

"Wake up~"

A song of unknown tune whizzed past his mind like a snow mountain collapsing.My day!What is this song that kills people invisible.

Song Chaoyan's sluggish eyes finally wavered a bit: They are all his own people, why should he be so cruel to him!

Song Chaoyan's memories were intertwined. He felt that he was a toilet repairer for a while, and remembered that he often ran around in the streets and alleys in slippers.

After a while, there will be a picture of rubbing fireballs with bare hands, and sometimes there will be a long tail, flicking back and forth.

Just when he was about to fall into the ancient philosophical question of who am I, the ear-piercing magic sound was like an alarm bell, pulling him back from the chaos to the present world.

Song Chaoyan's slack eyes gradually focused, and he became a little more energetic. After passing through thousands of pictures, he said hesitantly, "Is it... the system?"

This is like the joyful singing of a mentally handicapped child, no matter how you listen to it, it sounds like the voice of his system.

Wanjie game system.

He vaguely remembered that after he achieved the achievement of conferring a god, the system's reward was to bring him, a dead man, back to life.

I don't know how many years ago, he got into a car accident on the road and was pulled into the Wanjie game, becoming the first beta player of the game, automatically numbered 1001.

Later, after the nickname was released, he did not change his name, and continued to play with 1001 to reach the top of the leaderboard.

Wanjie Game is a real-life infinite fast travel game. You can get points by completing tasks, and the points can be exchanged for props.

After becoming a god in the game, he not only got the chance to be resurrected, but also retained the system.

The sound of the system is very similar to this howling voice in his head.

Just after he asked this question, the unpleasant noise suddenly stopped.

After a while, it exploded in my mind like thunder.

"Fuck! You dogecoin!"

"I finally remembered my father!"

Song Chaoyan: "...What's the situation, have you been beaten by society?" He still hasn't fully recovered from his consciousness, and the retrieved memories are still in the year when he first met the system.

In that year, his system brother was still an emotional electronic voice system who could use honorifics. For a long time, he always said: Di-Hello, your task has been completed, would you like to transfer to the next one? ?

The rest of the time, I won't even reply to chatter.

Rough guy system: "Day, you still have the fucking face to ask me what's going on. Why didn't you tell me when your mental power was damaged? Do you know that if I didn't have enough energy, you would have been so cold."

Song Chaoyan's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't tell which one was his tuba and which one was his task number.After he sorted it out calmly, he finally remembered what happened at that time.

At that time, he had just got the chance to be resurrected and leave the game, but when his soul returned to Earth, he saw that many years had passed, his body had been cremated long ago, and his parents had a new child.

Song Chaoyan has been to various worlds, those of cultivating immortals, science fiction, and martial arts. It is his parents who have supported him until now. Now that his parents have gradually recovered from the shadow of his death in a car accident, he will not go back. Seems like it doesn't make sense either.

So I told the system to find a high-tech world to retire.Unexpectedly, he encountered a space storm on the way and crash-landed in the current world randomly.

The system originally wanted to use the reincarnation mode in the Ten Thousand Realms game to make Song Chaoyan reborn, and use the money ability to help him fill up the money, choosing the best root, appearance, and family background.

As a result, something went wrong halfway.Song Chaoyan was mentally exhausted, unable to use the reincarnation mode that comes with the system, and almost lost his mind.The system could only stuff him into a stillborn nearby.

The stillborn had been dead for a while, and the spiritual energy gradually dispersed. The system spent most of its energy to keep Song Chaoyan's sea of ​​consciousness and several main veins, so that he would not fall into a box.

But the difficulty of future cultivation suddenly dropped from the heaven mode to the hell mode.

The stillborn had a soul and began to grow and develop. The system fell into a dormant charging state due to excessive energy consumption.

From here, things have changed for many years.

After the system had been dormant for several months, he barely woke up once. At that time, Song Chaoyan had been born for several months. He heard the voice, but did not give any response.

The system thought that he was just mentally injured and stunted, and he hadn't recovered yet, and he would be fine after a while.As a result, the system sleeps for a few more months before waking up.As soon as he shouted, Song Chaoyan began to cry.

Cry like a baby.

Acts like a baby too.

One day, the system finally realized, Fuck!How the hell is this just like, Song Chaoyan just lost his memory and dementia again, and really turned into a baby!

And because of mental impairment, he is also a mentally handicapped child with developmental delay.

After the system coaxed him for four years, Song Chaoyan finally learned to speak, and the first sentence was: "Father, there is a ghost."

System: ... I'll fuck you!

In this comprehension world full of gods, ghosts and ghosts, his father immediately took his son to the master's gate. The master couldn't see it, so he called the master's master. Later, even the old ancestor invited him out, but he didn't see it. What to order.

No one discovered the existence of the system.

Some people thought it was just children talking nonsense, and some gods thought for a long time that it might be the children's psychological effects, and they didn't know what they regarded as dirty things.

These little clever ghosts created their own psychological comfort therapy and gave the sealing technique to Song Chaoyan. They didn't intend to let him really seal anything, but let him read it by himself, and then told him that the dirty things had been sealed. Maybe the disease will heal itself.

But Song Chaoyan was not an ordinary child, even though he was mentally incomplete, he used this sealing technique smoothly, and since then, the system has been completely blocked by him.

The system fell asleep in a rage.

When he woke up again, he found Song Chaoyan, who looked only eight or nine years old, wandering the streets.

There is no sense of disobedience among a group of ragged little beggars.

System: ... My day, where are your parents and sects?

The system has sometimes been awake and sometimes asleep over the years. During the awake time, he often sees Song Chaoyan sneaking around to give him extra meals.

Once when he saw Song Chaoyan was starving to death, a crazy woman picked him up and brought him home.