Get rid of the crumb boss and go back to your hometown to get married

In early September, a expectant mother who was hospitalized in advance and prepared to give birth came to Yiqi private hospital.She listed her age as 24 on the registration form but the front desk lady expressed reasonable suspicion that the young mother-to-be might have lied.

She doesn't look like a 24-year-old at all. It looks... Is she really an adult?

If it wasn't for the fact that the man who sent her here was so nervous that he was about to pass out that he couldn't fake it, maybe the police call had already been made.

Forget it, for the family members to pay the hospitalization fee in full, the private hospital is not incapable of accommodating, so just pretend you didn't see anything!

"Private hospitals are good for this, less talk and less trouble. I really don't want to explain to others... It's just that I look young!" Kaoru hugged her belly and grabbed Fukuzawa Yukichi's haori collar and whispered at him complain.The silver-haired young man pursed his lips and carefully placed his wife, who had been carrying him all the way into the ward, on the bed, and covered the quilt before he tried his best to control the trembling hands behind his back so that she wouldn't see him: "What do you want to eat? I'll go in with Xie Ye later to accompany you for the last meal." If you feel uncomfortable, tell me in time.”

She looked at the chandelier inlaid on the ceiling and thought about it carefully, then smacked her lips and said, "Little fish in honey sauce."

"...Okay." In the past few months, she has never been lazy to use the transformation technique to become a cat, saying that she is afraid that the baby will become a cat baby, and so on. Thinking of the young Mr. Fukuzawa here, she feels a little lack of oxygen.

She doesn't like to eat dried fish, but... what the hell is dried fish in honey sauce!

With a calm expression on his face and slander in his stomach, he chose to call and ask Luanbu, who has a lot of research on snacks.Because the guide, bodyguard and mascot asked for leave, the famous detective had to bid farewell to Sanhuamao temporarily, and chose the red-haired Sakunosuke Oda from a group of colleagues as a new carry.

In addition to the American Edgar Allan Poe who is always carrying a raccoon, it seems that he is not a good detective who does not bring some strange things to the scene of the crime!

"nia~ Small dried fish in honey sauce? It's dried fish baked with honey, right? I haven't tried it, it sounds very interesting. Oda and Dazai are here, Oda will go buy it, and Dazai will drop by to deliver it!"

As a result, the boy in a black suit and black coat wrapped in a bandage, who was suspected of being seriously injured, saw a mess when he delivered the "takeaway" outside the ward. Mr. Fukuzawa, who was in the way, was pushed out by the midwives, looking like a mess. I really want to smash the door of the ward with a knife.

Is it unnecessary...?

The boy Dazai, who was used to watching life fall from the sidelines, leaned against the wall with small dried fishes in honey sauce and was bored. He couldn't help opening the plastic bags and squeezed them one by one to his mouth.

It's quite sweet, there are no bones that can't be chewed, and it's just right for molars.

He stood for a long time, shifting the weight from his left foot to his right foot and then from his right foot to his left foot. He waited for a long time and didn't know when it would end.This is much less interesting than fighting wits and courage with the captives in the torture room, although those miscellaneous fish have no "wisdom" at all... Generally speaking, it can still provide him with some jokes.

But a fetus still in the womb waiting for life to begin... what can you do with him?The only thing he could give back was unintelligible murmurs and unreasonable wailing.

There is no doubt that the Fukuzawa couple are the kind of rare good people who abide by the rules and act in the direction guided by "correctness".Honest and decent, try to make yourself fit the meaning of "ordinary".They don’t cause trouble to anyone, and they are willing to lend a helping hand to anyone. They are just like the kind people in fairy tales who are bound to get good rewards... Dazai is very envious of that vigorous vitality, but he is a little afraid of being burned. .

There were bursts of painful breathing in the ward. Mr. Fukuzawa walked around anxiously outside the ward, holding his knuckles so hard that they turned white.

Dazai suddenly felt a little terrified—this baby, all babies, was born so hard, why?For the pain that may last for a long time, he did not hesitate to tear up his mother's body and eat her flesh and blood. Why do people expect such a selfish life to come?

has no meaning?

Why came into the world, what is the meaning?

After a long time, maybe soon, loud crying came from the ward.The silver-haired young man clung to the door of the ward with a flashing speed, just blocking the nurse who was about to come out in swaddling clothes.

"Mr. Fukuzawa? Mother and child are safe. Take a look, your son is very cute!" The nurse sent the baby forward with a happy face, and he probably glanced at the ward with his neck stretched: "Where is Kaoru? Can you get better?"

You didn't even listen to my phrase "mother and child are safe"!

Accustomed to seeing such family members, the nurse was not angry with him, and still said beamingly: "Mrs. Zun has to wait for a while, she is in good health, and will be able to take a little walk at home tomorrow with help."

He was relieved after hearing these words, and looked back at the black-haired boy who had been waiting with him all this time: "Dazai, I will leave it to you to guard."

After speaking, the doctor and midwife also withdrew from the ward, smiling and congratulating the young man who had become a father.Fukuzawa Yukichi hurriedly nodded and dealt with it casually, walked into the ward, knelt in front of the hospital bed, held Kaoru's hand tightly and buried her head in her quilt.

To be honest, he was very afraid to see her pale and haggard lying on the hospital bed, as if she would leave him the next moment.

"It's great that you're fine. One child is fine, not too many."

The voice was muffled, with a panic that no one could understand.

The slender fingers with a slightly lower temperature ran along the hair and gently stroked it. Akaor suddenly asked him a question: "What color is the hair?"

"?" My father was at a loss for words.

Too nervous to pay attention.He immediately made amends: "Give it to Dazai to take care of it temporarily, and I'll call him in."

The young man was sweating profusely when the nurse stuffed a baby into her arms and congratulated him for being "elder brother", his face was as pale as if he had seen a ghost.Hearing the call, he moved step by step trembling with the sleeping newborn into the ward, looking around but couldn't find a suitable place to put him down.

too terrifying!This life is very light, yet so heavy, it belongs to the gods and will be taken away at any time.

When he felt more weight in his arms, he suddenly understood that as long as he was still alive, it would have extraordinary meaning to others.Living itself is the answer to living.

He wanted this child to live more strongly than he wanted to say goodbye to the world.

"President! Where should I put him!" The big boy rarely asked for help with a baby-like sobbing voice, and Fukuzawa Yukichi stepped aside to let him put the baby next to his mother.

At this moment, the parents were able to unwrap the swaddling clothes and observe this little thing carefully - black hair, probably also black eyes, Uchiha's genes are so powerful.

Standing beside him, Dazai was more nervous than anyone else, for fear that he would be blown to pieces: "Is it cold? Is it hungry? What are you going to prepare? Are you ready? Where are you putting it? Are you going to use it?"

The Fukuzawa couple: "..."

May I ask what terrible attribute you have awakened?

Soon they fully saw the young man's ability to act. Osamu Dazai, who didn't paddle, touch fish or die, there was nothing he couldn't do except not being able to give birth to a child.As soon as he heard that the baby and the mother would be discharged from the hospital tomorrow morning, he immediately ran out to look for it, and when he came back, he carried a comfortable, warm and strong basket, and stayed up all night with his eyes open, daring not to sleep. .

Mrs. Fukuzawa has President Fukuzawa, so he doesn't need to worry about it.

The newborn of the president's family has become the new mascot of the Armed Detective Agency. The little baby who learns to frown before opening his eyes is always used to make fun of his father.Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't say anything about it, as long as he didn't take up Kaoru's time, he could always maintain a peaceful expression.

The dark-haired teenager, who had a new look and removed the old bandages, walked around the baby more diligently than anyone else, and even quit his job with a former boss to make time for observation.This situation has obviously eased as the baby grew up over time, and it suddenly broke out again after three years-this time the Fuze couple added a girl, born with silver-white hair, emerald green eyes, and a smile. It tastes sweet and soft.

The little girl quickly replaced her elder brother as the new mascot. Dr. Mori next door sent a congratulatory message and expressed her close attention to the growth of the daughter of the Fukuzawa family.Then, after a big death, he was raised in rent, and he was crying and biting a small handkerchief in the office.

……

years later.

"Where's my sister?" Mrs. Fuze was asked when she picked up her son from school, and she took the little one's hand and answered as she walked, "I was taken out to play by Luanbu."

"So, can you really rest assured?"

The little boy was skeptical.Ah Xun stroked his hair: "Don't worry, Youzhong will follow."

The little guy nodded solemnly, and when asked about his dinner preference, he said solemnly, "I want bear curry."

The so-called bear curry is curry rice with rice balls shaped like bear cubs. My sister’s plate can be in the shape of a bunny, and the curry is the same sweet curry.

The biggest difference between this child and other children is that he can eat delicious and sweet vegetables that other children don't want to see.Although the small face is still expressionless, but the whole body can't stop the pink flowers radiating outward.

Carrots, green peppers, onions, broccoli, all comers are welcome, and no one has ever dared to ask him to share the bento - Fukuzawa's lunch bento is terrible!too terrifying!

At eight o'clock in the evening, Luanbu Hezhong also sent the little girl back. She was wearing a fluffy skirt, and when she saw her mother, she happily stretched out her fat white arms like lotus root to hug her, and her mint green eyes sparkled cheerfully. of light.

"Thank you for your hard work. Dinner is sweet curry. Let's sit down and eat together!" Kaoru took two more plates and put them on the table. Mr. Fukuzawa tried his best to grab his mother's arm and asked to hug his sister: wash your hands and eat!

He couldn't hug his sister who was like a cream ball, but in the end he could only hold hands and line up into the bathroom.

Before the meal, Mr. Fukuzawa came back, taking Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke who went out to complete the commission.Without waiting for someone to quarrel with someone, Kaoru quickly arranged Oda to sit among them: "Sweet curry, whoever wants to eat spicy food can add spicy sauce by himself."

After speaking, she went into the kitchen and took out a tightly wrapped furo bag and placed it in front of Ranpo, who was counting carrots one by one: "This is for Akiko and Kunikida, don't forget."

"Yeah, yum!" The young man who was still childish smiled and said, "Got it!"

If you look at it from the outside, there are people moving back and forth in front of this orange-lit window, accompanied by the clear laughter of children and conversations with adults, all who pass by by chance can’t help but sigh—it’s really a lively place Big family.