Get rid of the crumb boss and go back to your hometown to get married

Armed Detective Agency.

Regarding the fact that the president ended his single status so quickly within an unbelievable period of time... everyone is looking at it with a very optimistic attitude.

——Since even Mr. Ranpo didn't think anything was inappropriate, other people naturally had no opinion.

Especially after a general understanding of the past, in addition to lamenting the ruthlessness of time, I am more grateful for my elders that the lovers will finally get married, and I also respect Saito Kaoru, who is too young.

Until one day, Kaoru got up in the morning to be lazy, turned into a three-flowered cat, and was taken to the detective agency by Fukuzawa Yukichi...

Mr. Fukuzawa is notorious for his cat-hating physique, even his junior brother and rival can laugh at him for a while.Such a person suddenly held a cat in his arms one day... The degree of shock is no less than that he solved his single problem within three days, okay?

The first one to scream was the secretary, Ms. Haruno Qiluozi. As a standard cat slave, she always couldn't move her legs when she saw a cat.Not to mention the rare male Sanhua raised at home, but I dare to say one, two, three when I see the new Sanhua in the boss's arms.

"Kawaii! Are you injured?" Any cat that doesn't lack legs can only be hugged by Fukuzawa Yukichi obediently?

The doctor on duty in the office and Ms. Xie Ye rolled up their sleeves and said that they could act as a veterinarian if necessary.

As a result, Mr. Fukuzawa entered the office with a black face and hugged the cat, shutting out all the people who reached out to pet them--just kidding, Madam, can anyone pet it casually?

Sanhua Mao let out a lazily "meow~" with a hint of sleepiness in the ending.

"Sleep again?" He touched the cat's ears very gently, and the cat responded by forming a fluffy cat ball on the desk.

Before noon, the government suddenly had something to do, and the president had to go anyway. Fukuzawa Yukichi, who could neither bring his wife nor the cat with him, could only tell Ms. Kirako to take good care of her and was still sleeping soundly. Sanhua left the office in a hurry.

Not long after he left, Kaoru woke up. A place without Mr. Fukuzawa was a strange place to her, and it was only ghostly if she could sleep.

The cat swaggered open the door of the president's office, swaggered around and then jumped up on the reception sofa, arched its back and stretched its waist, and spread it out into a piece of cat cake.Miss Qi Luozi, who had been watching for a long time, stretched out her hand to touch it, but Sanhua who turned her head at some point pushed her away with her front paws—no, I won’t touch it.

"Touch it~ I will give you food if you touch it

Yangpao and dried fish~"

The cat slave could see everything in his face, but he was still rejected indifferently.

Sanhua jumped onto Edogawa Ranbu's table a few times, walked around a few times around the dozing young man who was also covering his head, and lay down not far from him, raised his paws and groomed his fur.

The detective opened one eye to look at the cat, and turned to scratch his ear subconsciously: "It's so boring... Hey, Tanizaki, do you have any new and interesting cases or commissions?"

"There are a lot of cases, but..." Unfortunately, there are not, Junichiro Tanizaki spread his hands out of embarrassment: "I'm afraid there are none that meet Mr. Ranpo's definition of interesting."

"It's really... I'm bored walking around, I want to find something interesting!" As he spoke, he put his eyes on the cat that was carefully grooming its fur. After looking at her for a while, he suddenly thought of something and took out his glasses and put them on: Is it the supernatural ability of a cat?"

"What what? There is such a cute and harmless superpower?"

The one who spoke was Osamu Dazai who was forced to keep quiet.He tried his best to open his eyes and reach out to touch the cat's paw, but he was naturally avoided, but the other hidden hand precisely pinched towards the ear - he didn't pinch it, but at least rubbed it.

A cat is still a cat, it has not become something else under [Disqualification].

"Huh? It's not a supernatural power!" He only denied the cause, but did not admit the result: "Cat monster?"

"There are no monsters in this world!"

Kunikida Doppo threw a stack of reports across the desk: "The places that need to be revised have been circled, give me work hard, Dazai!"

"do not want!"

The young man put his finger in front of the cat's paw: "Lovely lady, is there anything I can do for you?"

The cat jumped off the table, and halfway turned into "too young senior" Saito Kaoru: "Speaking of embarrassing things... there are indeed some."

Everyone in the office was taken aback, except Edogawa Ranpo and Dazai Osamu who were not surprised.Kaoru said with a little distress: "My father bought a piece of beach in Yokohama as a dowry for me before he was alive. Due to various reasons, I didn't bother to take care of the land under my name. After returning to Yokohama, I found out... Someone built a building. It was probably occupied as an unoccupied land."

"It's easy to solve, as long as you prove that the land belongs to you by filing with the government, you can come to the door and ask for the land use fee."

For the detectives, this is not an incident, but Kaoru continued: "The certification procedures have already been done, and I have also sent a letter to the other party about the land use fee. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing to come to the door? Aggie said it's okay to go, but you have to

It would be better to bring more talents..."

Hearing this, Dazai suddenly showed an indescribable expression: "Is the beach you mentioned next to the port, and now five black buildings have been built on it?"

"Yes, yes, it's really a headache. There are too many buildings, and I don't know where to look."

She really has a headache. She is not familiar with the details of the other party. Will she give it away for nothing if she rushes to the door?

Luanbu lacked interest in work like debt collection, so he changed sides.But Dazai expressed that he was very interested in it: "I can go with you! Don't look at me like this, I am quite good at debt collection."

Saying that "comparative" is good at is all modesty, who is this looking down on?

So the former mafia cadre and now the detective agency detective Osamu Dazai happily planned how to persecute the former boss.

After calculating the specific amount, he said that as a "filial son", he would prepare quick-acting heart-relief pills before coming to the door.

Kaoru thought about it, and it was okay.If you really want to do it, she alone is enough, and you don't want to cause trouble, and it will be cumbersome to bring too many people.

Speaking of the port mafia, doesn't Mori Ogai know that this debt cannot be escaped?Of course he knows, so he has been looking for fat sheep all over Yokohama recently.If you don't want to bleed yourself, you can only sacrifice fat sheep, right?

When the guards informed Mr. Dazai that he was visiting with a young lady, he probably knew it.

——He doesn't know the state of other people's □□, but he seems to have raised a professional family of dismantling.

Soon Kaoru came to the top floor of one of the five buildings, and encountered no obstacles along the way.

The main reason is that almost all the surveillance videos that should have been leaked were leaked. All major forces in Yokohama know that a group of outsiders from the Buddhist family with particularly high combat effectiveness have recently come.Mafia can also be a polite gentleman when he understands that he can't beat the opponent, and actively tries to solve the problem in a peaceful way through reasoning.

When she entered the living room, she saw four "persons" sitting here—two of which she was sure were human beings, and the other two were...a little uncertain.

"Ah, what a beauty!"

The oiran in red raised her sleeve and covered her lips with a smile, "Dazai, long time no see."

"Long time no see, sister Hongye? You are still so young and beautiful."

The young man casually raised his hand and introduced to Ah Xun: "This is Sister Hongye, the person sitting behind the desk is the one who should pay the debt."

Beside him was a small young man wearing a hat, and a blond girl in a red dress was sitting on the carpet and drawing.

"This lady is now PortMafia's

Creditors, land use fees, not a dime less~"

He took the rhythm happily, but Kaoru felt something was wrong: "Did you see the two people sitting over there and over there?"

Not sure if it's human, but it seems to be...

Why not introduce it?

In fact, the little young man's face turned blue and he was obviously about to be blown up, Dazai continued to add fuel to the fire: "It's okay, that little black thing is a slug, just ignore it."

Today's topic is not watching old partners quarreling, Mr. Mori saved the topic in time: "Ms. Can installment repayment be allowed?"

Then he complained about the economic downturn, the lack of motivation of the employees, and the difficulty in doing business. In general, the central idea was two words - "no money!"

Yeah hey?Is this the first time someone dares not to pay back the money owed to Uchiha?Do you know the consequences of the last person who failed to repay the debt?

Kaoru narrowed her eyes, the beauty in red on the left and the young man in black became alert, and Dazai laughed in the middle: "If you don't have money, you can pay with your body!"

Then he was glared at by several people present: "No!"

Instead, he said happily and arrogantly: "Ah, you have been rejected, Mr. Sen!"

At that moment, Kaoru felt a cheap whizzing light radiating from Dazai's body.

Mr. Sen thought so too.

Traitor!Evil son!

Turn your elbows outward!

It was better for me to adopt a piece of char siu than to adopt you!

Dazai is very happy - I just like the aggrieved expressions when you don't like me and you can't kill me.

"It's absolutely impossible not to make up the debt. I can't do such a heartless thing to thank you for leaving..." While talking, Kaoru suddenly remembered why the blonde girl looked so familiar—"Aren't you the one who said The uncle who does garbage collection by himself? It's the pervert who has endless dealings with the spirit behind him!"

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Dazai almost died of laughter: "Excellent explanation, hahahahaha!

Everyone else was expressionless.

Among them, the beauty in red, Ozaki Momiji, gritted her teeth to look at the leader—you bastard!Even outsiders know that the leader of PortMafia is a pervert, how can you be so good!

The author has something to say: I didn’t watch it, the author and Mr. Shu vomited blood together.