ABO happy to be a father

"I haven't studied the physical problems in detail," Ye Xiu expressed his surrender, and then asked questions, "But Lao Wang, why didn't you just push me down at that time? Did you really do it?"

"It's too difficult, you sleep like you're dead. It's okay to put a sack and sell it." Wang Jiexi said that he is not a masochist, and there is no reason for him to increase the difficulty of defeating the boss.

Ye Xiuhan.

"But that's not the main reason." Wang Jiexi explained, "Test tubes are used to increase the pregnancy rate, [-]%, one hit kills."

He seemed to think of something, and smiled: "Fortunately, it's a test tube, with your small body, thirteen times...haha."

"Uh..." Ye Xiu said blackly, "A normal person can be crippled thirteen times a day, okay?"

"He's still a smoker, and his sperm has no vitality." Wang Jiexi continued to be picky.

"Are you so sure that you have no vitality?" Other casual, questioning a certain aspect of male function, can not be casual.

"Otherwise, why did it take thirteen times to succeed? Hmm? Do you want to read the medical report?"

Ye Xiu coughed twice: "Then what, you are not such a conservative person to come up with such a 100% perfect method."

"You know quite well."

Ye Xiu patted his head: "I suddenly had an idea that I thought about carefully and terribly."

"Tell me?"

"I remember, you were in the same room as Zhang Xinjie?"

"Completely correct."

"If there is his plan, he is fully capable of realizing such a wild and unconstrained idea, and strictly finishing it... Yes, I remembered Zhang Xinjie. Thirteen and Xiao Zhou's son have the same birthday, and Xiao Zhou's son likes pastors! So the two of you conspired to cover each other—”

The corner of Wang Jiexi's mouth twitched slightly: "As expected of God Ye."

"It's crazy." Ye Xiu sighed.

"Is there anything else you want to say?" Wang Jiexi asked.

"Uh, you two are sure that the sperm is not confused, right? I think Shisan has symmetrical eyes, could it be Zhang Xinjie..."

"You can live with Zhang Xinjie for the rest of your life." Wang Jiexi walked out, "It's nothing, I'm going back."

"Don't," Ye Xiu knew Wang Jiexi was holding back his anger just by looking at him, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong."

"Oh? What's wrong?"

"You shouldn't doubt Thirteen."

"That's it?"

"and also?"

"I'm off to training."

"No, no, no." Ye Xiu hugged Wang Jiexi sternly and did not let go.

——Is this the mother of the child, or the mother of the child he likes? He even handed in his salary card, so why is there something wrong?

"Let go."

"Don't let it go."

"You are the one who is ashamed."

"I'm afraid you're threatening?"

"Hehe, try it?"

"Just try it, I won't believe it, you dare to drag me to Tiny Herb's training room!"

……

In the Tiny Herb Club, the players couldn't make it through intensive training. Manager Zhang of the Tiny Herb team still attaches great importance to the people coming from the alliance, especially the ancient god who came.Even though the great master asked the captain to talk alone, it didn't mean he wasn't curious, and it didn't mean he couldn't go in and get a file to say hello.

Manager Zhang is about to go in and get a file.

He approached the reception room.

He heard a tugging sound coming from inside.

Manager Zhang knew Wang Jiexi's second gender. No matter what, although Wang Jiexi was about to retire, if an accident happened now, he would have no place to cry.

Manager Zhang pushed the door open and entered.

Half of Wang Jiexi's body fell on the table, his head was slightly tilted back, one hand was propped on the table, and the other was pressing something in front of him.

The lower half of his body was blocked by the table, and he couldn't see anything in front of him—no, he saw it.

Ye Xiu's head protruded from Wang Jiexi's waist, that is, from the level of the table.

"go out!"

The two voices in the reception room shouted together.

Manager Zhang shivered, and reflexively took out the spray that he always had with him.

"呲-"

By the way, he was not wearing a pheromone suppressant spray because it is not clear how resistant everyone is to suppressors.

It's the surefire pepper spray.

That sour...

Usually, when two people put on a posture of standing and squatting, with their heads and waists close together, it is easy to be misunderstood as an exercise that is not suitable for public places.

The reception room is undoubtedly a public place.

As a hard-working team manager, in order to prevent players from accidents, it is a good starting point to carry anti-wolf spray with you.

The results are horrifying—

"Ye Shen made an appointment with the captain, both parties cried bitterly for what reason"

The gossip spread quickly in Tiny Herb Club.

In the ears of the boss, it has become two quite competitive sayings, "Wang Jiexi had three abortions and was abandoned by Ye Xiu" and "Ye Xiu had three abortions and was abandoned by Wang Jiexi". to fight in the arena.

Tiny Herb's team members looked at the captain's red eyes and nose, and Ye Shen's red eyes and nose, and really didn't know what to say.

Both of them are god-level figures, and what they shed tears for is enough to make up N stories.

Ye Xiu calmly said, "Come, let's eat vegetables. The beef tenderloin with black pepper in your cafeteria is pretty good, and the stir-fried shrimp is quite tender."

The hand speed and eyesight of professional players are unparalleled. In a blink of an eye, there is no beef tenderloin in the black pepper but only onions and green peppers, and there is no shrimp in the stir-fried shrimp and only cucumber and ginger slices are left.

Wang Jiexi remained calm: "You eat your own."

"I'm eating, I'm eating." Ye Xiu took a mouthful of rice.

Beef tenderloin and shrimp are in the captain's bowl.

It's really nothing.

The problem is, it was Ye Shen who gave it to the captain.

The team members didn't dare to show their pride. Thinking about how in the online games, Ye Shen even cared about even a single material, and now this generous dogleg... It's really a turn of events, this year he came to my house.

Looking at our captain again, the eight winds do not move, he should eat and drink, his composure is unmatched, he is indeed our respectable and lovely good captain!

……

"After dinner, why don't you leave?" Wang Jiexi hurried away.

"Lunch break."

"I know lunch break, this is my dormitory."

"This is my wife's dormitory."

"Ye Xiu, enough is enough."

"Then I'll pick you up tonight?"

"Huh? At night?"

"Have a light meal with our parents."

"we?"

"It's my parents right now. Of course, it would be even better if I can invite your parents—Old Wang, your parents know you have it. How do you react?"

Wang Jiexi said, "They don't know."

"The baby..."

"You're smart, think about it." Wang Jiexi said, "I'm going to rest, and I have to arrange tactics in the afternoon."

"I said, Old Wang, I felt something was wrong with you this morning, are you sick?"

"No."

"There must be something on my mind."

"I am fine."

"That thing must be on me. The magician is so hard to guess. Can you give me a hint?"

Wang Jiexi: "Hehe."

Then, in front of Ye Xiu, he closed the dormitory door.

Of course, Ye Xiu was locked out.

Ye Xiu stood on the spot and thought for a while, without knocking on the door, he walked out of Tiny Herb and went straight to Ye Qiu's work station.

Ye Qiu was stunned: "What! You found the mother of the child! So fast!"

Ye Xiu said: "I found it after searching, but there is a problem with the finishing touch."

"what is the problem."

"The kid's mother doesn't plan to come back with me."

"Why!"

"If I knew, I wouldn't come."

"No way, brother bastard will learn from me one day!" Ye Qiu exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"No, because your company is the closest to me, and your computer is high-configured and runs fast." Ye Xiu skillfully boarded the penguin and chatted privately.

"..." Sure enough, he was still a bastard brother.

"I've been exposed." Wang Jiexi texted.

"It's faster than I expected. God Ye is indeed a master tactician." Zhang Xinjie replied.

"He even reasoned out about you."

"Oh? Reasoning how many times I let Zhou Zekai cum?"

"This is not."

"That's good."

"How about you? Don't you plan to recognize each other?"

"Xiaohui provided me with the opportunity to get closer to my goal, so I'll give it a try. Success is perfect, but if it doesn't work, forget it."

"come on."

"Thank you."

Zhang Xinjie put down his phone and continued to play around with stones without turning around the out-of-print pillow.

Still humming nursery rhymes gently in the mouth.

Since Zhang Xinjie was very busy, he didn't log into Penguin at this time, so he didn't see Ye Xiu's pop-up window.

Ye Xiu poked Zhang Xinjie privately but nothing happened, so he had to put it aside for the time being and switch to the Internet.

Ten minutes later, Ye Xiu scratched his head at the screen full of love strategies.

Why is Wang Jiexi so cold?

The baby was born, and he was found by himself. The misunderstanding between the two was explained, and the salary card was handed in. He also apologized for making a quick joke on Zhang Xinjie. The next step is to meet his parents. What's wrong?

Why is Zhang Xinjie not online at this time?

Really...

However, at least I didn't do anything excessive.

Ye Xiu lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and then stopped suddenly.

He pressed the half-smoked cigarettes into the ashtray, and took out the remaining half-pack of cigarettes.

He got up and walked to the corner of the room, throwing the cigarette case into the trash can.

Can his next child be named Ye Yi Ye Er Ye San...

Later, Ye Xiu really had a second child.

The second son, Wang Sanqi, said that the name given by his father is really commemorative, haha.

That's another story.

But during the whole lunch break, Zhang Xinjie didn't look at the Q on the computer, it was true.

Oh, and actually, he doesn't have much time to tidy up his surroundings either.

This is for a reason.

Zhou Hui does not eat, does not need to change diapers, and has a normal body temperature.

However, in the swaddling baby, holding Xiaoge Ziruo's little hands on the pillow, and not howling, just crying.

——This kind of sullen personality is almost the same as that of my father.

However, Zhou Zekai looked at his own character and couldn't help it.

No matter how hard he tried to coax him, the novice dad was terrified.

Zhou Zekai rushed into the infirmary with the child in his arms.

Although the team doctor is used to being stared at by a nervous and handsome face, he also feels a lot of pressure at this time.

"...Maybe he misses his mother. It's rare for such a young child to persist in not looking for his mother for a day." The team doctor came to a conclusion cautiously.

Zhou Zekai remained silent.

"Find someone who can get along with children, and distract yourself." The team doctor suggested.

"..."

Reluctantly, Zhou Zekai asked every team member to hug the baby to see if the baby would stop crying.

Fang Minghua is the first choice.

Five minutes passed and the baby was still crying.

Jiang Botao, Sun Xiang, Wu Qi, Lu Boyuan, Du Ming, etc., are all useless.

Even Uncle Wang, the messenger, could only hold on for 10 minutes.

In the reception room, seeing the baby's uncomfortable appearance, Zhou Zekai was even more sad than the baby.

"Did the baby see something that reminded him of his mother?" Jiang Botao asked.

Zhou Zekai shook his head.

"Oh, by the way, Team Zhou, your courier." Uncle Wang pointed to a pile of boxes, "Team Zhou, you suddenly bought so many things."

"……There are a lot more."

It was all yesterday's impulse shopping.

It's just that now Zhou Zekai is not in the mood to take pictures of the baby at all.

——Wait, express!

Express delivery—ask Zhang Xinjie for goods—Zhang Xinjie calls—baby listen to nursery rhymes!

Zhou Zekai dialed Zhang Xinjie's number with his hands faster than his mouth.