ABO happy to be a father

Knock on the blackboard and learn Shanghainese with Team Zhou:

Ah/ah=also, I=me, Lennon=you, 倷=you, Allah=us, a=this, eye=some

old = very

big belly = pregnant woman

Mommy=Mom

Hong Kong = speak

cutting = no / no

Chenguang = time

Silver = people

Little silver = child

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Between the 15-minute parent-child video every night and countless Taobao express packages, the time flies to the end of the month.

Mrs. Zhou called Zhou Zekai: "Mimi."

——Zhou Zekai's nickname is Mimi.When he was born, he was in poor health and quiet, so he took such a nickname for peace.

Zhou Zekai greeted: "Mom."

Mrs. Zhou is from the local gang in S City, and Zhou Zekai naturally switched to the local dialect.

"Is it cut well?"

"Pretty good."

"Is work going well?"

"Wrong."

"What is there to cut down?"

"What."

"Have you been busy recently?"

"Fortunately."

The above is a normal conversation between mother and child.

The following is Mrs. Zhou's focus this time.

"Have you made an appointment for the Youth League?" Mrs. Zhou asked.

Xinghualou salted egg yolk meat floss green dumplings are sold in limited quantities. Some people don't hesitate to ask for annual leave and queue up for five or six hours to buy them.Zhou Zekai promised his team members that if Samsara wins against Tyranny, they will pay the Youth League as a bonus. It seems that this temptation is really powerful.

Zhou Zekai: "It's already made an appointment. I'll go to the store to pick it up and send it to the house. Mommy is going to line up to buy it again."

Mrs. Zhou asked: "How many appointments did Lennon make?"

Zhou Zekai replied obediently: "Twenty boxes."

Mrs. Zhou was surprised: "It's a lot? Is it the best way to get a box?"

Zhou Zekai said: "Die agreed to set up the quota and benefits for the team, and the vice captain Ah helped to set the quota."

Mrs. Zhou: "Oh, I see, Nong is the captain."

It is quite natural for the captain to distribute benefits to the team members, even if he pays out of his own pocket.

Mrs. Zhou knew a little bit about the team, so she did the math and said, "There are eleven silver boxes in the team, plus the manager, twenty-two, and the eight boxes in the room are all worth it."

Zhou Zekai corrected: "It's eight boxes, three boxes, two boxes for mom and dad, one box for grandpa and mom, is it enough?"

It's not that he's stingy, grandparents have poor digestive systems and can't eat too much.

Mrs. Zhou: "Do you still have five boxes?"

Zhou Zekai said, "Send it off."

Mrs. Zhou: "To whom?"

Zhou Zekai: "Uncle Wang, the team doctor, my partner, and my partner's elders..."

The eardrums were knocked over.

Mrs. Zhou screamed: "Old man, hurry up! There is something wrong with Wuni Duoa! Alamimi has a partner!"

Zhou Zekai: "Mumma is contemptuous, Ala Aimao gets the certificate."

Mrs. Zhou continued to scream: "What, how can I get my eyesight after getting the certificate! How can I recognize it, how can I recognize it, how can the other party look old, how old is it, what kind of money is in the house, what kind of life do I see? I've been a parent, I've marked it, I'll come to where to buy a house in the future, what time do you want a little silver?!"

Zhou Zekai: "Five months... almost six months."

Mrs. Zhou: "What? Have you been talking for six months?" Why did this child talk about friends for six months without saying a word.

Zhou Zekai: "Little Silver..."

——Not talking about six months but pregnant with the baby for six months?

Mrs. Zhou was surprised: "Hey, Yi has already had six months! Miminon is here to compete! I knew that Aramimi was the best. Yi has a good appetite and a good mood. She wants money to accompany her. I want to What to eat, I don’t care about Hong Kong, I’m going to go shopping and I’m going to race. I have to go to work now, I need to rest more and take care of her, the world is big and my belly is the biggest, no matter how busy I am, I have to take time to take care of it, pregnancy test It's so little, ah, really, the confinement lady is ready, the delivery package is ready, the card is built in Ali's hospital, and the baby's things are well-prepared? Nongbang Yigang, don't have any psychological burden, Ala There are boys and girls in the room, A and O, they are all sweethearts, and they are all happy!"

Zhou Zekai: "Two."

Mrs. Zhou exclaimed: "What, they are still twins!"

Zhou Zekai: "Yes."

Mrs. Zhou was incoherent: "Ah, ah, ah... Miminong is here to say! It's even harder to be pregnant with two, and you have to take good care of the silver family. It's much easier to have a big belly if you don't like Diego. Thinking, in case there is something to make me happy, let me ask you, do you want me to take care of you?"

Zhou Zekai looked at a room full of baby supplies—Zhang Xinjie roughly estimated that the quintuplets might not be able to use them up, so he remained calm: "Mommy."

Mrs. Zhou agreed: "Nonggang!"

Zhou Zekai: "Don't ask Nong to take care of her, Xiaoyin has already taken care of her, Lu Yuetou."

Mrs. Zhou spoke too fast, and he didn't tell the fact that he was not pregnant but gave birth until now.

There was a jingle on the other end of the phone and it was cut off.

Zhou Zekai dialed back: "Mom?"

Mrs. Zhou: "My little ancestor, it's such a big deal, how can I cut my eyes and make a noise!"

Zhou Zekai: "...forgot to be anxious."

Mrs. Zhou: "...What time will you bring me to see?"

Zhou Zekai: "Xia Xiu... I'll ask Yi."

Mrs. Zhou: "Little silver has been six months old, how can I return the certificate?"

Zhou Zekai: "Yi still comes to work, and the unit prohibits marriage, so..."

Before he finished speaking, Mrs. Zhou interrupted: "Come to work? Male Omega?"

Zhou Zekai: "Yes."

Mrs. Zhou sighed: "It's the fault of Fa De Nong Fa Hong Kong. What's the matter, tell Mom, is it Sun Xiang or Jiang Botao?"

Zhou Zekai was taken aback by Mrs. Zhou's guess, and he paused before answering: "...Furthermore."

Mrs. Zhou: "What kind of silver is this one?"

Zhou Zekai: "It must be kept secret. Now it can be made public."

Mrs. Zhou: "My mother wants to keep it a secret?"

Zhou Zekai: "Yes."

Mrs. Zhou became worried: "Farewell, I'm sure I'll be fine tonight in my heart. I'm going to the office to have a look."

Zhou Zekai: "Fat is the unit of Allah."

Mrs. Zhou: "Fadden one? Oh, it's even harder. You have to treat the silver family well."

Zhou Zekai: "Yes."

Mrs. Zhou: "I want to ask Dr. Zhang, male omega food and what to nourish the body, buy it quickly at Chenguang Nong, and send it over on weekends."

Zhou Zekai was very happy in his heart, but remembering Zhang Xinjie's promise, he had no choice but to say: "There is a game on the weekend, my name is Express."

Mrs. Zhou: "Ah, it's really against the banker..."

She sighed again: "Really, I still wanted to win over Dr. Zhang Nongbang at the beginning. Ai is a young man who is old and elegant, and Ah is single. It's a pity."

Zhou Zekai knew Mrs. Zhou had a very good Wangnian friend, Dr. Zhang, who he met a few years ago when he was queuing up to buy the Youth League.

Mrs. Zhou was not feeling well when she got up early that day. When queuing up, her eyes went dark for some reason, and she fainted directly on the people behind.The person behind happened to be a doctor, so he immediately rescued him and bought an extra box of Youth League for the upset Mrs. Zhou.

This is how Dr. Zhang and Mrs. Zhou got to know each other.

It was also from then on that Zhou Zekai knew that he had to book the green dumplings in advance to save his mother from queuing up.

This is not the first time Mrs. Zhou has played the side drum. She has a very good opinion of Dr. Zhang. In the past few years, she will bring it out to Zhou Zekai when she thinks about it, and she doesn't even care that Dr. Zhang is a man.

But Zhou Zekai, who used to be able to cope with the past, can finally feel proud today: "Mom, I have a partner, Mr. Yi."

Mrs. Zhou: "How can there be a good way?"

Zhou Zekai: "Old and independent, old and strong, old and cute, old... good-looking, I am very happy when I am old."

Mrs. Zhou joked: "...Okay son, I know you want to get a certificate, so you can bring your money to the room as soon as possible."

Zhou Zekai: "Hmm..."

Mrs. Zhou continued to babble, and the topic turned to Xiao Maotou again. She missed the birth of her grandchildren, the three dynasties, the full moon and the centenary, which is simply unforgivable!

This kind of dissatisfaction, under her strong request, saw the photos of the two daughters, and the anger level rose to the peak, and the runaway mode was activated.

An hour later, Mrs. Zhou raised her eyebrows and entered the Samsara Club aggressively.

Half an hour later, Mrs. Zhou came out of the club with a smile on her face and a happy heart, holding her baby in her arms, and walked away.

--he!At once!Know!road!meeting!this!Sample!

Zhou Zekai watched the people go to the empty house pitifully, and felt a little heartbroken.

Still did not hide.

I won't see the baby in the afternoon, I miss him.

I couldn't see my baby for a whole afternoon, and I missed him.

What if the mother refuses to send the baby back at night?miss him miss him miss him...

What to do, wait online, ask for help, once it is effective, send out-of-print autographed photos immediately!

——If the plan is particularly effective, Zhou Zekai's real voice alarm clock ringtone will be given for 30 seconds!

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[Attachment: Mandarin version of mother-child dialogue]

Mrs. Zhou: Mimi.

Zhou Zekai: Mom.

: How is the food?

:very good.

:How is work?

:good.

: Is there anything I need?

:No.

:busy lately?

:good.

Mrs. Zhou: Have you made an appointment for Qingtuanzi?

Zhou Zekai: I have already made an appointment. I will go to the store to pick it up and deliver it to my family. Mom, don't wait in line to buy it.

Mrs. Zhou asked: How many appointments have you made?

Zhou Zekai answered obediently: Twenty boxes.

Zhou was too surprised: so many?The order is not up to ten boxes?

Zhou Zekai said: Promise to give benefits to the team members.The deputy team also helped to book.

Mrs. Zhou: Oh, I see. You are the captain.

She knew a little bit about the team, so she did the math and said: You have eleven people in the team, including the manager, and twelve boxes, you can't finish eating even eight boxes for the family.

Correction by Zhou Zekai: Not eight boxes, but three boxes, two boxes for parents, one box for grandparents, is that enough?

Mrs. Zhou: How about five more boxes?

Zhou Zekai said: Give it away.

Mrs. Zhou: To whom?

Zhou Zekai: The messenger king, the team doctor, my partner, and my partner's elders...

The eardrums were knocked over.

Mrs. Zhou screamed: Come and listen, old man!There must be something wrong with my ears!Our Mimi has a date!

Zhou Zekai: Mom, keep your voice down, we haven't received the certificate yet.

Mrs. Zhou continued to scream: You have to get a certificate for everything, you didn't say it earlier!When did you meet and how did you meet each other? !

Zhou Zekai: Five months... almost six months.

Mrs. Zhou: What?Have been dating for six months?

Zhou Zekai: My child...

Mrs. Zhou: My God, are you six months pregnant?Mimi really has you!I knew that Mimi in our family was the most powerful. Is she not happy?How's the mood?Do you want to accompany me to eat whatever you want? Just tell me to do it and buy it!Are people still working?Take more rest and take care of the world. Pregnant women are the biggest, no matter how busy you are, you have to spare time to take care of them!Pregnancy checkups are absolutely indispensable, ouch, have you hired the confinement lady and made the delivery package? Has the hospital inquired about it? Is the baby's stuff ready?You tell her that you must not have any psychological burden. Our family has boys and girls, A and O, and all babies are spoiled!

Zhou Zekai: Two.

Mrs. Zhou exclaimed: What are twins!

Zhou Zekai: Yes.

Mrs. Zhou was incoherent: oh, oh, oh... Mimi, you are amazing!It's even harder to be pregnant with twins. You have to take good care of them... No, you're just a sullen person. Pregnant women are sensitive. It would be terrible if something unpleasant happens. Ask her, do you want me to take care of her?

Zhou Zekai looked at a room full of baby products: Mom.

Mrs. Zhou agreed: Hey!

Zhou Zekai: No need to take care of her. The baby is already born, six months old.

There was a jingle on the other end of the phone and it was cut off.

Zhou Zekai dialed back: Mom?

Mrs. Zhou: My little ancestor, why didn't you say something about such a big thing earlier!

Zhou Zekai: ...forgot.

Mrs. Zhou: ... When will you bring me to meet you?

Zhou Zekai: Xia Xiu... Let me ask him.

Mrs. Zhou: The child is six months old, why haven't you received the certificate yet?

Zhou Zekai: He is still in the military and is forbidden to marry, so...

Before he finished speaking, Mrs. Zhou interrupted: In service?Is it a male omega?

Zhou Zekai: Yes.

Mrs. Zhou sighed: No wonder you didn't say it, it doesn't matter, tell mom, is it Sun Xiang or Jiang Botao?

Zhou Zekai: ...Neither of them.

Mrs. Zhou: Who is that?

Zhou Zekai: Keep it a secret.Can't make it public right now.

Mrs. Zhou: My mother also wants to keep it a secret?

Zhou Zekai: Yes.

Mrs. Zhou became worried: No, I don't know if I will sleep well tonight.I'm going to visit your unit.

Zhou Zekai: Not our unit.

Mrs. Zhou: Long-distance relationship?Oops, it's even harder, you have to treat others well.

Zhou Zekai: Yes.

Mrs. Zhou: I want to ask Dr. Zhang what male O eats to nourish his body after giving birth. You can buy it quickly and send it over on weekends.

Zhou Zekai: There will be a game on the weekend, so I will express it.

Mrs. Zhou: Oh, I really owe her...

He sighed again: Really, I have always wanted to match up Dr. Zhang for you, that guy is very elegant and single, what a pity.

Zhou Zekai: Mom.I have a partner, he is very good.

Mrs. Zhou: What is a good way?

Zhou Zekai: Very independent, very strong, very cute, very...beautiful, I like it very much.

Mrs. Zhou: ...Okay, son, I know your urgency to get the certificate.Bring people home as soon as possible.

Zhou Zekai: Hmm...