ABO happy to be a father
Chapter 11
After Zhou Zekai regained his senses, the first thing he did was turn over the powerful inhibitor and swallow it; the second thing was to open the window for ventilation.
Even first-grade elementary school students know that the ventilation effect is better if the doors and windows are opened together for air convection.
Zhou Zekai opened the door.
When he saw his team members gathered in front of the door in an unscientific posture, his first reaction was to be inexplicable.
The second reaction... those pheromone detectors!
——Where's his empathetic deputy?
At this time, pretending to be asleep is not acceptable, deputy team!
——Sun Xiang's face was flushed, did he get excited?
At this time, pretending to be asleep is enough, Xiangxiang!
Those who should sleep do not sleep, those who should wake up do not wake up, and there are onlookers around who don't know the truth.
Zhou Zekai resolutely decided that he should support himself.
But when he wrote down the doubts in his heart, he felt... even more confused.
That's right, it is the doubt about the pillow pattern.
You know, the face of Senior Han Wenqing is the well-known innate skill shock, the skill has no cooldown, ignores any overlord body, triggers it whenever you want, and triggers it as you want.
Even he can be scared soberly, why isn't Xiao Zhou Hui afraid?
Zhou Zekai cast his eyes on the bed.
Xiao Zhouhui was still hugging the pillow and babbling happily, and a small wet mark was clearly left on Han Wenqing's face.
The place is in people.
It seems to have a runny nose... Zhou Zekai smiled, and quickly took a tissue to wipe the baby's saliva.
In fact, it was just to wipe the nose of Senior Han, right?
Thinking of this, his perennial steady hands couldn't help shaking.
How can you make fun of seniors!
——However, Xiao Zhouhui is really not afraid of Senior Han at all!
I like the pastor, and I am not afraid of Senior Han. The swaddle is in the shape of a gold and red tiger, and the color of the sports belt and waist stool is also very aggressive.
Will the child's mother be related to Tyranny?
Zhou Zekai desperately remembered who he met on New Year's Day last year.
Of course, he was not idle under his hands. After wiping his nose... After the saliva mark, he carefully checked whether there was a fourth layer of pattern hidden under Han Wenqing's pillowcase, and whether it would bring other shocks, such as clothing covering Korean seniors with a rate of less than 50.00%.
The answer is that there is no pattern, just a normal throw pillow insert under the pillowcase.
However, there are several dull marks on the surface of the pillow insert.I do not know how it is.
——Is it the bloody handprint?Horror novel?
Zhou Zekai thought for a while, and gestured with his hand. It was the place he was holding onto when he took off Zhang Xinjie's vest... and took off the pillowcase.
And the taste of almond milk also quietly grew from that time.
Almond flavor, and, milk flavor.
It smells good when mixed together, but it doesn't make him feel very comfortable.
——Feeling that foreigners broke into his own territory, Zhou Zekai was a little restless.
Obviously, these are different pheromones.
One A and one O.
So, what does this have to do with the two seniors Zhang Han?
The second gender of the two seniors has been kept secret, could it be because...
Zhou Zekai looked at Han Wenqing's face and imagined that this senior was a "weak omega"...
——According to Senior Han's character, he did indeed do the thing of throwing the child over.
——It's cold, baby, how about giving Dad some warmth?
In order to verify his guess, Zhou Zekai conducted an experiment.
Both pillowcases lay flat on the bed.
Xiao Zhou hugged back between the two.
Zhou Zekai planned to see how the baby would be chosen.
The baby is moving!
Baby chooses!
The baby is laughing happily!
……
Zhou Zekai thought, he really can't handle this matter by himself.
Zhou Hui's choice ended in failure.
The matter of choosing one from the other didn't come to fruition, Zhou Zekai himself was mainly to blame.
If he hadn't been afraid that the baby's buttocks would get prickly heat, so he unbuttoned the diapers on his own initiative to let the air out, the baby would not "splash" - water flooded the sheets, and the two pillowcases flooded together.
Looking at the "two seniors" who were soaked in urine, Zhou Zekai deeply felt that Tyranny must be fighting a psychological battle with him!
To make matters worse, when he went out to the laundry room with the sheets and pillowcases, he saw the "knowledgeable" expressions of the team members, even if he explained "the baby...is wet", it would not help.
Zhou Zekai changed the sheets sadly, went to a certain treasure in sorrow, placed an order in sorrow, bought a mini automatic washing machine, and prepared to use it in the bathroom.
At the same moment, Ye Xiu also wiped his sweat bitterly.
He can't handle changing the baby's diaper by himself.
Since Wang Jiexi insisted on "considering personal issues after retirement", even though Ye Xiu knew about Xiao Shisan's background, he still had to cover him.
Ye Xiu didn't say who the child's biological mother was.
But Ye Qiu took a peek at Ye Xiu's penguin dialog box.
——Zhang Xinjie?very good.
He secretly tipped off his parents.
Mama Ye was going to buy a plane ticket immediately, and went to her in-laws' house to propose marriage. Papa Ye was still thinking about the identity of the other party.
It is conceivable that when Ye Xiu returned home, he was really surprised when he faced "his and Zhang Xinjie's child".
"Really?"
"Not really."
"Who is that?"
"Dad, career is the most important thing for young people. You said that."
"Career is the most important thing? So, is he still a person with a reputation?"
"Dad... In short, I will definitely get him done."
"I don't think you can handle it." Mother Ye said beside her.
"Mom, have some confidence in your son."
"After you came back tonight, you haven't smoked a single cigarette." Mother Ye said, "If you quit smoking after meeting my daughter-in-law, and he can make you quit smoking, I believe you can't handle him."
"Then what, am I not thinking about my health?"
"Thinking about your size, you still smelled of cigarettes this morning. Look, the smell of cigarettes has faded tonight. Xiao Shisan hasn't smoked you much, has he?"
"He also smoked Ye Qiu yesterday."
"Little Yezi is in a meeting, and you can't smell it because you are covered in smoke. Our little Shisan has a good nose!"
"You are right, you are right..."
From now on, Ye Xiu lived at the lowest end of the food chain.
However, he was more than happy to do so.
Now he is very happy to study: how to wrap a baby in a diaper.
Then he was almost irrigated with a face full of child urine.
I was just terrified.
It's the first time in life to spawn a boss like a baby. Land reclamation is a job that places equal emphasis on courage and wisdom.
The road is long...
The camera captured the movements of Ye Xiu and the baby to their heart's content.
Ye Xiu spread his hands towards the camera, expressing that this urination is like a fairy flying from the sky, and the baby must be a little magician in the future.
Wang Jiexi, who was sitting on the other side of the screen, took a sip of tea calmly.
There is a smile on the corner of the lips.
Ye Xiu, who turned off the camera, tapped on Qiao Yifan's Q: "Yifan."
"Good evening, senior!"
"Hello, hello, what, Xiao Gao's Q number, can you give me it?"
When Gao Yingjie received Ye Xiu's friend request, he was both nervous and at a loss.
Fortunately, his friend introduced that Ye Shen is usually a very kind person, please rest assured.
Gao Yingjie expressed tremblingly, he couldn't rest assured, the look of the captain and Ye Shen with red eyes is too scary, okay?
However, having said that, God Ye was really kind when serving food to the captain...
Gao Yingjie thought about it, added friends, and then...accepted Ye Xiu's invitation, logged in to the arena's [-]v[-] room with the trumpet.
Ye Xiuqiao Yifan VS Gao Yingjie.
Open fight.
Hit again.
Agreed to continue playing when free.
……
——This kid, the sooner he takes over Tiny Herb's burden, Lao Wang can retire sooner.
Ye Xiu reached out to touch the cigarette case, but found nothing, so he had no choice but to chew his gum and take a shower.
And, check Xiao Yexiu.
Now that I have a son, when is Xiao Yexiu going to have a dick... Do you want to have a night attack?
If you want to attack at night, you must first have a place to live.
So the next morning, Ye Qiu was tucked into bed by Ye Xiu.
"What are you doing here?" Ye Qiu asked sleepily.
"Come, come, give your uncle a shoulder massage." Ye Xiu hugged Xiao Shisan to Ye Qiu's arms.
Ye Qiu watched vigilantly: "What are you planning to do?"
"You see, I have seniors and juniors, but at thirty, it's not appropriate to stay at home all the time."
"so what?"
"So..." Ye Xiu began to say.
Ye Qiu was a little dumbfounded after hearing this: "...Hey, are you really my brother? You have been possessed by something and be honest!"
Ye Xiu: "Forget it, anyway, you all recognize Zhang Xinjie. His old captain and him are brothers, you know Han Wenqing..." He said, looking Ye Qiu up and down, "Do you think, let's move!" Who has a better chance of winning?"
Ye Qiu burst into tears.
Yes, Ye Xiu is not at the bottom of the Ye family's food chain, he is the best.
Although Ye Xiu's side is not particularly perfect, the future is extremely bright.
Although Zhou Zekai said the plot was like a wild dog running loose, after a long night, Zhou Zekai finally made a decision.
"Ask for leave?"
"Yes." Zhou Zekai said that he was going to find the child's mother.
The manager looked at the schedule: "Xiao Zhou, let's make an agreement, we won't waste the public for personal reasons."
Zhou Zekai was very firm: "Absolutely not." After a pause, he added, "Go...to engage in psychological warfare."
Manager: "...I will grant you leave."
Uncle Wang in the reception room watched Zhou Zekai walk out with the baby in his arms and the suitcase, and said hello.
Then, pick up the phone.
"Hey, big nephew, tell your brother, I watched Team Zhou take Xiao Hui on a long trip... Oh, it was last night, there was a courier for him... Yes, you asked your brother to prepare Well, I guess it will arrive at noon... Hmm, I think we were also Chaoyang people back then... No thanks, no thanks, I can't write two characters... Okay, you bring your children during the Chinese New Year, and I will give you the New Year's money... All right, get busy, get busy."
Uncle Wang, a former villager in Chaoyang District, hung up the phone and hummed a little tune.
Hidden strength and name.
Wang Jiexi looked at his phone and sent Zhang Xinjie a WeChat message.
Zhang Xinjie looked at his phone and replied a WeChat message.
Teamwork is good.
Even first-grade elementary school students know that the ventilation effect is better if the doors and windows are opened together for air convection.
Zhou Zekai opened the door.
When he saw his team members gathered in front of the door in an unscientific posture, his first reaction was to be inexplicable.
The second reaction... those pheromone detectors!
——Where's his empathetic deputy?
At this time, pretending to be asleep is not acceptable, deputy team!
——Sun Xiang's face was flushed, did he get excited?
At this time, pretending to be asleep is enough, Xiangxiang!
Those who should sleep do not sleep, those who should wake up do not wake up, and there are onlookers around who don't know the truth.
Zhou Zekai resolutely decided that he should support himself.
But when he wrote down the doubts in his heart, he felt... even more confused.
That's right, it is the doubt about the pillow pattern.
You know, the face of Senior Han Wenqing is the well-known innate skill shock, the skill has no cooldown, ignores any overlord body, triggers it whenever you want, and triggers it as you want.
Even he can be scared soberly, why isn't Xiao Zhou Hui afraid?
Zhou Zekai cast his eyes on the bed.
Xiao Zhouhui was still hugging the pillow and babbling happily, and a small wet mark was clearly left on Han Wenqing's face.
The place is in people.
It seems to have a runny nose... Zhou Zekai smiled, and quickly took a tissue to wipe the baby's saliva.
In fact, it was just to wipe the nose of Senior Han, right?
Thinking of this, his perennial steady hands couldn't help shaking.
How can you make fun of seniors!
——However, Xiao Zhouhui is really not afraid of Senior Han at all!
I like the pastor, and I am not afraid of Senior Han. The swaddle is in the shape of a gold and red tiger, and the color of the sports belt and waist stool is also very aggressive.
Will the child's mother be related to Tyranny?
Zhou Zekai desperately remembered who he met on New Year's Day last year.
Of course, he was not idle under his hands. After wiping his nose... After the saliva mark, he carefully checked whether there was a fourth layer of pattern hidden under Han Wenqing's pillowcase, and whether it would bring other shocks, such as clothing covering Korean seniors with a rate of less than 50.00%.
The answer is that there is no pattern, just a normal throw pillow insert under the pillowcase.
However, there are several dull marks on the surface of the pillow insert.I do not know how it is.
——Is it the bloody handprint?Horror novel?
Zhou Zekai thought for a while, and gestured with his hand. It was the place he was holding onto when he took off Zhang Xinjie's vest... and took off the pillowcase.
And the taste of almond milk also quietly grew from that time.
Almond flavor, and, milk flavor.
It smells good when mixed together, but it doesn't make him feel very comfortable.
——Feeling that foreigners broke into his own territory, Zhou Zekai was a little restless.
Obviously, these are different pheromones.
One A and one O.
So, what does this have to do with the two seniors Zhang Han?
The second gender of the two seniors has been kept secret, could it be because...
Zhou Zekai looked at Han Wenqing's face and imagined that this senior was a "weak omega"...
——According to Senior Han's character, he did indeed do the thing of throwing the child over.
——It's cold, baby, how about giving Dad some warmth?
In order to verify his guess, Zhou Zekai conducted an experiment.
Both pillowcases lay flat on the bed.
Xiao Zhou hugged back between the two.
Zhou Zekai planned to see how the baby would be chosen.
The baby is moving!
Baby chooses!
The baby is laughing happily!
……
Zhou Zekai thought, he really can't handle this matter by himself.
Zhou Hui's choice ended in failure.
The matter of choosing one from the other didn't come to fruition, Zhou Zekai himself was mainly to blame.
If he hadn't been afraid that the baby's buttocks would get prickly heat, so he unbuttoned the diapers on his own initiative to let the air out, the baby would not "splash" - water flooded the sheets, and the two pillowcases flooded together.
Looking at the "two seniors" who were soaked in urine, Zhou Zekai deeply felt that Tyranny must be fighting a psychological battle with him!
To make matters worse, when he went out to the laundry room with the sheets and pillowcases, he saw the "knowledgeable" expressions of the team members, even if he explained "the baby...is wet", it would not help.
Zhou Zekai changed the sheets sadly, went to a certain treasure in sorrow, placed an order in sorrow, bought a mini automatic washing machine, and prepared to use it in the bathroom.
At the same moment, Ye Xiu also wiped his sweat bitterly.
He can't handle changing the baby's diaper by himself.
Since Wang Jiexi insisted on "considering personal issues after retirement", even though Ye Xiu knew about Xiao Shisan's background, he still had to cover him.
Ye Xiu didn't say who the child's biological mother was.
But Ye Qiu took a peek at Ye Xiu's penguin dialog box.
——Zhang Xinjie?very good.
He secretly tipped off his parents.
Mama Ye was going to buy a plane ticket immediately, and went to her in-laws' house to propose marriage. Papa Ye was still thinking about the identity of the other party.
It is conceivable that when Ye Xiu returned home, he was really surprised when he faced "his and Zhang Xinjie's child".
"Really?"
"Not really."
"Who is that?"
"Dad, career is the most important thing for young people. You said that."
"Career is the most important thing? So, is he still a person with a reputation?"
"Dad... In short, I will definitely get him done."
"I don't think you can handle it." Mother Ye said beside her.
"Mom, have some confidence in your son."
"After you came back tonight, you haven't smoked a single cigarette." Mother Ye said, "If you quit smoking after meeting my daughter-in-law, and he can make you quit smoking, I believe you can't handle him."
"Then what, am I not thinking about my health?"
"Thinking about your size, you still smelled of cigarettes this morning. Look, the smell of cigarettes has faded tonight. Xiao Shisan hasn't smoked you much, has he?"
"He also smoked Ye Qiu yesterday."
"Little Yezi is in a meeting, and you can't smell it because you are covered in smoke. Our little Shisan has a good nose!"
"You are right, you are right..."
From now on, Ye Xiu lived at the lowest end of the food chain.
However, he was more than happy to do so.
Now he is very happy to study: how to wrap a baby in a diaper.
Then he was almost irrigated with a face full of child urine.
I was just terrified.
It's the first time in life to spawn a boss like a baby. Land reclamation is a job that places equal emphasis on courage and wisdom.
The road is long...
The camera captured the movements of Ye Xiu and the baby to their heart's content.
Ye Xiu spread his hands towards the camera, expressing that this urination is like a fairy flying from the sky, and the baby must be a little magician in the future.
Wang Jiexi, who was sitting on the other side of the screen, took a sip of tea calmly.
There is a smile on the corner of the lips.
Ye Xiu, who turned off the camera, tapped on Qiao Yifan's Q: "Yifan."
"Good evening, senior!"
"Hello, hello, what, Xiao Gao's Q number, can you give me it?"
When Gao Yingjie received Ye Xiu's friend request, he was both nervous and at a loss.
Fortunately, his friend introduced that Ye Shen is usually a very kind person, please rest assured.
Gao Yingjie expressed tremblingly, he couldn't rest assured, the look of the captain and Ye Shen with red eyes is too scary, okay?
However, having said that, God Ye was really kind when serving food to the captain...
Gao Yingjie thought about it, added friends, and then...accepted Ye Xiu's invitation, logged in to the arena's [-]v[-] room with the trumpet.
Ye Xiuqiao Yifan VS Gao Yingjie.
Open fight.
Hit again.
Agreed to continue playing when free.
……
——This kid, the sooner he takes over Tiny Herb's burden, Lao Wang can retire sooner.
Ye Xiu reached out to touch the cigarette case, but found nothing, so he had no choice but to chew his gum and take a shower.
And, check Xiao Yexiu.
Now that I have a son, when is Xiao Yexiu going to have a dick... Do you want to have a night attack?
If you want to attack at night, you must first have a place to live.
So the next morning, Ye Qiu was tucked into bed by Ye Xiu.
"What are you doing here?" Ye Qiu asked sleepily.
"Come, come, give your uncle a shoulder massage." Ye Xiu hugged Xiao Shisan to Ye Qiu's arms.
Ye Qiu watched vigilantly: "What are you planning to do?"
"You see, I have seniors and juniors, but at thirty, it's not appropriate to stay at home all the time."
"so what?"
"So..." Ye Xiu began to say.
Ye Qiu was a little dumbfounded after hearing this: "...Hey, are you really my brother? You have been possessed by something and be honest!"
Ye Xiu: "Forget it, anyway, you all recognize Zhang Xinjie. His old captain and him are brothers, you know Han Wenqing..." He said, looking Ye Qiu up and down, "Do you think, let's move!" Who has a better chance of winning?"
Ye Qiu burst into tears.
Yes, Ye Xiu is not at the bottom of the Ye family's food chain, he is the best.
Although Ye Xiu's side is not particularly perfect, the future is extremely bright.
Although Zhou Zekai said the plot was like a wild dog running loose, after a long night, Zhou Zekai finally made a decision.
"Ask for leave?"
"Yes." Zhou Zekai said that he was going to find the child's mother.
The manager looked at the schedule: "Xiao Zhou, let's make an agreement, we won't waste the public for personal reasons."
Zhou Zekai was very firm: "Absolutely not." After a pause, he added, "Go...to engage in psychological warfare."
Manager: "...I will grant you leave."
Uncle Wang in the reception room watched Zhou Zekai walk out with the baby in his arms and the suitcase, and said hello.
Then, pick up the phone.
"Hey, big nephew, tell your brother, I watched Team Zhou take Xiao Hui on a long trip... Oh, it was last night, there was a courier for him... Yes, you asked your brother to prepare Well, I guess it will arrive at noon... Hmm, I think we were also Chaoyang people back then... No thanks, no thanks, I can't write two characters... Okay, you bring your children during the Chinese New Year, and I will give you the New Year's money... All right, get busy, get busy."
Uncle Wang, a former villager in Chaoyang District, hung up the phone and hummed a little tune.
Hidden strength and name.
Wang Jiexi looked at his phone and sent Zhang Xinjie a WeChat message.
Zhang Xinjie looked at his phone and replied a WeChat message.
Teamwork is good.
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