[Tomb Raiders Notes] Otaku Strange Records

To the building manager.

The people in bedroom [-] were arranged in front of and behind Wu Xie.

The result of the lottery can be said to be happy and sad for some families, and the gifts they get in exchange are good or bad, and everyone's definition is different.Some people feel that they have won a lottery when they get a small item that happens to be needed; some people feel that they are really unlucky even if they get something that they are not interested in, even if it is expensive.

Wu Xie's concern about gains and losses was not so serious, anyway, he himself felt that the gift he picked was really insincere.A few days ago, when he was worrying about what to buy, he asked Jie Ziyang for advice, and it happened that Xie Ziyang was also thinking about what he wanted to buy (even though Xie Ziyang's reaction to this activity was greater than Wu Xie's), the two discussed it and decided Decided to go to the gift department in the school that sells campus souvenirs.

In the end, Wu Xiedong picked things out for a long time, bought a pair of cups with the school badge printed on them, and asked the clerk to pack them.Xie Ziyang chose very simply, picked the right price, and took it to checkout regardless of whether it was practical or not.Xie Ziyang said that he didn't want to use the things himself, so it's useless to pick carefully.

When it was almost the fat man's turn to draw the lottery, the person who got the gift had already unwrapped the wrapping paper in his hand, and the people next to him immediately rushed forward to watch, and then some laughed that the unlucky guy actually won a box of sanitary condoms , and that unlucky guy is still single.When the fat man heard it, he burst out laughing unceremoniously. Wu Xie smiled more reservedly. He looked back at the reactions of Zhang Qiling, black glasses, and Xie Ziyang who were standing behind him. They were still expressionless and smiling from beginning to end. I don't know what I'm laughing at and have a stinky face.

When it was time for the fat man, he scoured the lottery box for a long time with his hand, until even the dormitory supervisor told him not to waste time, and there were hundreds of people waiting for him, finally the fat man pulled out a piece of paper and slammed it openly. There is a word "one" written on it.

"Fuck, this will allow you to draw the first prize, your mother's luck is so unnatural!" Wu Xie said in surprise.

Fatty proudly exchanged the paper with the dormitory supervisor for a prize, but what he got in exchange was a long strip.He walked to the side, unwrapping presents while humming a song, just getting "No. [-]" made Fatty feel very good.

It's just that the bigger the expectation, the harder the fall.

When the fat man pulled out a toilet brush, his face turned green.

Wu Xie laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and even Zhang Qiling, who had always had a dead face, couldn't help but hold back his laughter, and the black glasses laughed unceremoniously, only Xie Ziyang still held his hands to cover his mouth , the whole body is shaking.

What's more, it was the overwhelming laughter of other people in the dormitory. The fat man felt uncomfortable when he heard it. He grabbed the toilet brush and yelled that he wanted to find out the bastard who prepared this gift, and wiped his face with the toilet brush.

Wu Xie drew out a number for herself while laughing, more than 300 numbers.When exchanging gifts with the dormitory supervisor, the student who helped behind found a very large object. Wu Xie was shocked and a little nervous. Did he also get some big prizes?

When the student walked out of the office with the things and handed them to Wu Xie, Wu Xie felt a little strange. The size of the gift was so large, why was it so light?

"I think this thing is a little light...it's not normal." With the example of Fatty, Wu Xie's nervousness turned into uneasiness. He didn't want to be the laughing stock of hundreds of people present like Fatty.But Fatty, it is estimated that for a long time, others will call him a toilet brush.

"Take it apart!" The fat man pointed at Wu Xie with a toilet brush in his hand and gave orders. The picture was as funny as it said it was.

Wu Xie hesitated for a while before tearing off the wrapping paper slowly.

The things presented in front of Wu Xie made Wu Xie feel that he probably wouldn't have to worry about running out of toilet paper by the end of the semester.

After returning to bedroom [-], Wu Xie held two big bags of toilet paper in his hand, and put them under his desk in desperation.The fat man threw his toilet brush into the toilet.

After that, everyone does their own thing.

The fat man went to another dormitory to reclaim his loot.Xie Ziyang said that he was going to the library to find materials.Pan Zi, who was in the room originally, said that he still had practice in the evening, and he also went to the sports field.As soon as the black glasses put down their things, they ran away without seeing anyone.

In bed [-], only Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling were left.

Having nothing to do, Wu Xie clicked on the game that Zhang Qiling had installed on the CD that he had given him before. He played it for two or three days, but he still couldn't play it very smoothly. The level was always with Zhang Qiling's help, which made him confused Confusedly rushed to level [-], which is already the highest level open in the game.

After playing many dungeons, Wu Xie's only job was to die on the ground and watch Zhang Qiling's character show off his might, and grind the monster to death by himself, and then wait for Zhang Qiling to come to rescue him.

Just after Wu Xie logged into the character, a paper bag suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, he looked at Zhang Qiling a little confused, and Zhang Qiling just looked at Wu Xie like this, without saying a word.

After a while, Wu Xie guessed that it was something Zhang Qiling wanted to give him, "For me?"

Zhang Qiling nodded.His character is also logged in.

After Wu Xie opened the paper bag in confusion, there was only one music album inside.At this time, Wu Xie became nervous, and his hands trembled a little. When he carefully pulled out the music album from the paper bag, his heart was like a galloping horse. He looked at Zhang Qiling excitedly, and even his voice was trembling: " Little, little brother, how did you get this limited edition album? I searched for a long time but couldn’t find it, I can’t even buy second-hand ones on Taobao!”

Zhang Qiling still looked at Wu Xie without saying a word.

"And how do you know I like the music of this band?" Wu Xie asked.

Zhang Qiling's fingers clicked and typed a line of words quickly on the keyboard, Wu Xie heard his character receive the voice of the secret language, turned his head, and Zhang Qiling's character said: "I saw you went to Taobao to find it." .”

Suddenly, Wu Xie felt a warm feeling in his heart, making his eyes slightly hot and his nose sore, "Brother, how can I thank you for such a great gift? I can't even pay it back with my body!"

Wu Xie just wanted to express his gratitude in an exaggerated way.

"Okay." Zhang Qiling spoke.

"Promise with your body." Zhang Qiling replied with the keyboard.

"What?" There was one more question mark on Wu Xie's head, and he felt a little more uneasy.

Even if Zhang Qiling ignored him next, he typed a lot of words on the keyboard quickly, as if he was talking to someone.It didn't take long for Wu Xie's character to receive a team invitation notice from Zhang Qiling.

"What is this?" Wu Xie asked Zhang Qiling, pointing at the screen.

"Pioneering lacks people."

Pioneering, as it literally means, is to open up a wasteland, extending it to online games, which means to raid a newly opened dungeon, which has always been done by looking for people with equipment and skills that belong to the elite level thing.

Wu Xie never thought that he, who is still a rookie in online games, would have the opportunity to pioneer?

"Brother, are you kidding me?" Seeing that the number of people in the team slowly increased to the upper limit of the system, Wu Xie looked anxiously at Zhang Qiling, who had already put all his energy into the game and was currently talking to the team. The small partners explain what everyone should do after entering the dungeon.

Wu Xie was extremely terrified in his heart.Should I quit the team?Zhang Qiling even assigned Wu Xie's work, if he quit the team now, Zhang Qiling and the others would have to spend more time finding another person to take their place.Wu Xie's nature is that he doesn't like to cause trouble for others, and he has come to this point, so he can only bite the bullet.

Since Zhang Qiling agrees that he can participate in this pioneering effort, then he must be fine, right?Wu Xie convinced himself so optimistically.

As for how Wu Xie made Zhang Qiling's dog-like teammate so frightening, that's another story.

Seventh, listen to your mother

Wu Xie's new year started with a headache that almost made his head explode.

Because of the cold weather the night before, some people who originally wanted to go to the street for the New Year's Eve were overwhelmed by the temperature. In the end, they went to the snack street next to the school, which is always open until late, to bring a bunch of late-night snacks. A small amount of beer entered the dormitory, and in the name of celebrating the passing of the old year and the arrival of the new year, there was a lot of noise throughout the night.

It's rare that the meeting place this time is not in bedroom [-], but Wu Xie didn't miss a few bottles of beer.Because the group of alcoholics who always find excuses to drink are making trouble along the dormitories.

At that time, Wu Xie was using Fatty's computer to watch Japanese red and white, and now he can't remember which group of singers came on stage to sing. Zhang Qiling was outside, everyone in room [-] stuffed a bottle of beer in their hands, and said domineeringly that if they lost with punching, they would drink all the wine in their hands in one gulp.

The first one to be targeted was Black Glasses, who grinned and won three punches in a row.

Then there was Xie Ziyang, but Xie Ziyang didn't want to make a fuss with those people at all, he just refused to cooperate with them, but he was held back by three or four people and poured two bottles of beer.That horrifying scene happened before Wu Xie got drunk, and he was particularly impressed.He still remembers a sentence that came to his mind at that time: In broad daylight, women from good families were forced to drink.

When it came to Pan Zi, those drunks hesitated.After all, although Pan Zi is not tall, but has a strong physique, he is like a mini version of a muscle stick, not everyone can afford it.On the contrary, Pan Zi is very straightforward, saying that the New Year's Eve is very exciting