[Tomb Raiders Notes] Otaku Strange Records

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"Why, I don't know how to wear clothes, do you need brother Hei's help?"

"Fuck you, I want to ask if this dress must be worn? Can I not change it?" Wu Xie picked up the dress and looked at it again, asking him to wear such a pink dress as a big man, so that others can know , should he still live?

"You have to ask Ah Ning whether you want to change it or not." The black glasses replied.

However, when Wu Xie was wondering whether to tell Aning that he didn't want to change the clothes at all, he heard the sound of the door lock of the changing room next to him being opened, and he realized that Zhang Qiling was also inexplicably forced to change the clothes. Promising Aning to change into the clothes made by Xiaohua, he opened his mouth through the door: "Brother, you won't really change, will you?"

But he didn't hear Zhang Qiling's reply, so he opened the door of his changing room, and saw Zhang Qiling standing aside, looking at him with no expression on his face, which made Wu Xie feel a little guilty.How can Zhang Qiling be forced to change into this suit, it seems to have something to do with him... Wu Xie laughed dryly at Zhang Qiling.

"Brother, you changed really fast, wait for me, I will come out in a while."

Seeing Zhang Qiling nodding his head, Wu Xie immediately closed the door, and took out the pink clothes that disgusted him from the bag. He took a deep breath and thought, isn't his mother's just a dress!Just wear it, I will go all out──

When Wu Xie, who had changed his clothes, finally plucked up the courage to walk out of the changing room (Zhang Qiling obviously didn't have the slightest psychological barrier), when he saw a petite and cute girl standing next to the black glasses, his shame It popped up immediately, and retracted directly into the changing room.

"Why didn't anyone tell me that there are girls I don't know outside!" Wu Xie yelled inside, and he felt that his whole face was so hot that it was about to burn.Damn, where does this make his face go?

"Are you a man? What's there to be ashamed of?"

The girl went straight into the boys' changing room, and Wu Xie cried, "Why did you come in? This is the boys' changing room, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" It also attracted many people who joined in the fun.

"Naive, if you keep shouting, people all over the world will think you were raped by a girl." The black glasses said with a grin.

"Hey, blind man, what are you talking about, don't spoil my innocence!" Huo Xiuxiu rolled her eyes at the black glasses, and she still grabbed Wu Xie's hand until she pulled him out of the changing room. After reading Wu Xie from the beginning to the end, "I thought that Xiao Hua had retired from the mountain, what method did you use to get him out of the mountain again? I asked him to help me make a suit a while ago, but he refused." After finishing speaking, she first said He pouted, and then started to stare at Wu Xie, which made Wu Xie's heart go cold.

"Okay, Miss Xiu, don't scare Xiaotian, I'll ask you later what method Sister Ning used to get him out of the mountain." The black glasses continued to laugh as if they had nothing to do with themselves.

Seeing that the black glasses just dismissed herself casually, Huo Xiuxiu felt unhappy, but since she had accepted other people's entrustment first, she still had to get things done first, but she still snorted, pulled Wu Xie, and the crowd was already crowded. After leaving the waiting room, she didn't forget to turn her head and call Zhang Qiling, "Hey! That dead-faced man over there still hasn't followed!"

Hearing Huo Xiuxiu call Zhang Qiling like that, Wu Xie couldn't help laughing, but he immediately realized that he was being rude, so he covered his mouth with his hand as if nothing happened.Zhang Qiling followed with a nonchalant expression.

Wu Xie looked at Huo Xiuxiu who was walking in front of him and dragged her arm, and remembered the conversation she had with the black glasses just now, "Do you know Xiaohua?"

Huo Xiuxiu looked back at Wu Xie, raised her slender eyebrows, then turned her head again, "Hmph."

...It seems that Xiaohua doesn't help her make clothes, which makes the bond between the two of them quite deep?Wu Xie suddenly felt that he had to explain to the girl in front of him that he did not ask Xiaohua to make this dress for him. I thought it was his homework to make the clothes..."

"From your reaction, I can tell with your toes that you asked Xiaohua to do it." Huo Xiuxiu replied angrily. They had already arrived at the lounge. He took her suitcase, "Find me an empty space to sit down, I'm going to help you put on your makeup."

"what?"

"I don't allow people to appear in front of me in COS costumes without even makeup!" Huo Xiuxiu said firmly, causing Wu Xie to sit upright under her imposing manner unconsciously.Only then did Huo Xiuxiu let her suitcase lie down, and opened her cosmetic case, which contained almost all the props that should be used for makeup.

Huo Xiuxiu said that she would charge 100 (rmb) for one makeup session

Twenty-one, it's scary, don't ask.

Wu Xie never thought that he would sacrifice the first time in his life in such a situation—the first time he wore such a smudged suit, and was daubed on his face by a little girl make up.He sat stiffly on the ground without daring to move. Huo Xiuxiu's face was so close to him that he didn't know where to place his eyes. The snickering made Wu Xie want to beat him to death with a board.

But whenever Wu Xie made any movement, he would hear Huo Xiuxiu telling him to sit still, the volume was not loud, and the tone was a bit harsh, but the breath he blew directly hit his face when he spoke, making him The whole person was even more confused, and a deer started to bump in his heart. He had never been so close to a girl before.

At this moment, Wu Xie noticed that there seemed to be more people inside.At first he didn't pay much attention, but he suddenly found that those people seemed to be discussing him, but there were too many voices, and he couldn't hear exactly what those people were talking about, which made him feel uneasy. Zhang Qiling turned to the side, who remained calm.

Compared with the black glasses who only sniggered from the sidelines, Wu Xie still felt that even if he didn't care at all, Zhang Qiling, who was forced to change into this suit like him, was more like a partner who advanced and retreated with him.He kept throwing help-seeking looks at Zhang Qiling, but Zhang Qiling didn't respond at all. I don't know if he didn't understand his meaning at all, or he didn't plan to help him.But at this moment, Huo Xiuxiu told him to look down again, saying that he wanted to stick false eyelashes on for him.

Now Wu Xie was so focused on only one thing left to think about, if his family saw him like this, he would definitely have his leg broken by his third uncle.

In fact, Huo Xiuxiu is very skilled in applying makeup to people, and it didn't take her long to help Wu Xie put on makeup.After helping to put on the wig, Xiuxiu stared at Wu Xie's face for a long time before taking out her camera with satisfaction.

"You you you you you, what are you doing with the camera?" Wu Xie asked with a look of horror, and he found that there were more people around him, and he wished he could find a hole to bury himself.

"To commemorate." Xiuxiu adjusted the lens of the camera in her hand with a nonchalant face, then stood up and asked Wu Xie to stop showing a ghostly expression, "Can you have a more natural expression?"

"Naturally you... I said, how can it be natural to be stared at by so many people!" Wu Xie swallowed the swearing that almost burst out, and shouted in more elegant words. He heard someone next to him guessing that he was It wasn't because they were driven to the shelves that they were picked to death.Damn it, what the hell is it? Why didn't he understand it?

"It's quite natural to look at Brother Zhang, he has completely grasped the essence of the character." Xiuxiu turned her head and pointed to Zhang Qiling who was standing aside, and gave Zhang Qiling a sweet smile.

For a moment, Wu Xie thought, "It's nice to be handsome", but in the next second, he told that the current point is not at all──

Suddenly there was music playing, which interrupted Wu Xie's desire to refute. Hei Glasses took out his mobile phone and began to talk on the phone, "When will it be better? Um... Xiao Tianzhen is talking to Xiu right now. The girl is losing her temper, do you want to come over and see for yourself? What?" Black Glasses raised his eyebrows, and then asked Zhang Qiling to take over the phone.

Taking the mobile phone from the black glasses, Zhang Qiling looked at the black glasses thoughtfully, and then held the phone close to his ear, "Hello?"

Except for the two parties involved, no one knows exactly what Aning said to Zhang Qiling, and no one has a way to deduce what the other end of the phone said from Zhang Qiling's expression--Wu Xie said that it is not a person--but When the phone call ended, Zhang Qiling returned the phone to the black glasses, and he walked in front of Wu Xie. Xiuxiu stepped aside for Zhang Qiling, and he squatted on one knee in front of Wu Xie, looked at Wu Xie and said, "Wu Xie, You don't have to be too nervous, just relax."

Wu Xie looked at Zhang Qiling for a long time before reluctantly saying yes.

Unexpectedly, with Wu Xie's head nod, the other people present began to commotion, screaming endlessly, and almost everyone pointed their mobile phones at the two people desperately to take pictures. Wu Xie was frightened by the battle and leaned on Zhang Qiling's body He also grabbed Zhang Qiling's clothes, "Slow, wait, who can explain to me what's going on now?" He looked terrified, almost in a panic.

After people surrounded Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling for several minutes, Xiuxiu started to drive away the other people surrounding them, and asked Wu Xie not to block her way at all, so Wu Xie could only look innocent. He stepped back and stood next to the black glasses, and he also saw some people who hadn't left taking photos of him with their mobile phones and cameras.

He wondered what was the point of this, but he