[Tomb Raiders Notes] Otaku Strange Records

Xie Ziyang slowly raised his right hand, which was originally placed on Wu Xie's waist, and gestured with a lapel.

That night, Xie Ziyang squeezed into bedroom [-].

It is said that he once mentioned to his mother that there was a man with the same surname Xie who lived next door to him. After asking, he found out that he and Xie Yuchen were cousins, but they lived in the same family. They had never met each other since they were young. very.

But what Xie Ziyang said was that he refused to go back to sleep in his own room.

"Little cousin misses brother?" Xie Yuchen smiled softly at Xie Ziyang, his slightly hooked peach eyes seemed to be firing at him, narrowed, and the smile on his face provoked Xie Ziyang all over cold sweat.

The corners of Xie Ziyang's mouth twitched, and his whole back was pressed against the door, only when he realized that Yuchen's roommate asked him not to bully his brother, Xie Yuchen laughed out loud and compared his bed.

"Look at whether you want to sleep on the floor tonight or sleep on my bed and squeeze me."

"...I'll go back to the room and bring the quilt here." Xie Ziyang replied without thinking.

"Little cousin actually sees you like this, brother, I'm so sad──"

"I'll fuck you!" Without saying a word, he slammed the door and ran out.

"Hey, isn't your cousin going to seek refuge with others?" Xie Yuchen's roommate No. [-] said.

Xie Yuchen brushed his slightly long hair, crossed his arms and turned his body sideways to look at the person who spoke, "That kid is afraid of being born, I'm sorry he can't find anyone else to turn to." Curving the corners of his mouth, Xie Yuchen smiled quite confidence.

Sure enough, two minutes later there was a knock on the door, and as soon as the door opened, Xie Ziyang was seen standing outside holding his quilt.

"Actually..." Xie Yuchen put away the joking attitude just now, and pointed to the upper bunk of the bed in the middle of the bedroom with a smile, "Today, someone in our bedroom has gone home, you can sleep in his bed."

Xie Ziyang was taken aback, and looked in the direction where Xie Yuchen's hand was pointing. There was indeed a bed with neatly folded quilts, and there were only five people in the room. Upper bunk, climbed onto the bed.

Eleventh, holding ashes is a witness of adultery

The next morning, as soon as Wu Xie woke up, he felt as if there was a villain in his head, stabbing it desperately with a needle. The headache was so painful that he even frowned.Originally planned to lie down for a while, to see if the situation would get better, but after lying down for a few minutes, his head was still extremely uncomfortable, so he had to give up and let himself escape from reality like an ostrich, planning to get out of bed Drink a glass of water to moisturize your throat before looking for painkillers.

Living outside, some necessary proprietary medicines are absolutely indispensable, such as gastrointestinal medicines, anti-mosquito bite medicines, and painkillers are always placed in their dormitories. Pan Zi even prepared a jar of his own. It is said that it is a very effective ointment for massage. After all, the department he is studying has physical collisions at every turn. If he is sprained or his muscles and bones are sore, it is quite comfortable to massage with that ointment.Previously, Wu Xie was in physical education class. Because he hadn't exercised for too long, his whole body was so sore on the second day of the physical fitness test that he almost couldn't get out of bed. It was only after a round of massaging with Pan Zi's ointment that he got better.

At the moment, Wu Xie only thought about getting out of bed to find the painkillers in the desk drawer.

Who knew, he just rolled over, and immediately there was a force hugging him around the waist, and his body slammed backwards into a wall of flesh completely out of his control.This collision was like holding a steel bowl with tofu in his hand and smashing it against the wall. The steel bowl was fine, but the tofu inside was all broken, which can almost describe the condition of his head now. .

"Hmm..." Wu Xie frowned even tighter, and reached out to rub his temples to relieve the pain, but the next second, another hand pressed his forehead faster, the slightly cool body temperature, everyone The strength of the thumb was not light or heavy, and it was drawn in a circle, which made Wu Xie's body tensed up in pain relax.

It's just that something doesn't seem right?

Wu Xie didn't fully open his eyes until this time, and was shocked to realize that the height he was at was very strange.If he remembers correctly - there is no reason to remember wrongly, he has been sleeping for more than a month - he is clearly sleeping on the lower bunk, why is it that from this perspective, it feels like someone else is on the upper bunk?Whose bed is he in?

Turning around suddenly, the people behind also withdrew their hands, and Wu Xie's forehead hit the opponent's chin hard.

"Damn! It hurts, hurts, hurts..." With headache and forehead pain, Wu Xie's hands were so busy that he didn't know whether to press his temple or rub his bumped forehead. In short, when he looked up, he saw Zhang Qiling looking at him calmly. look at yourself.

Looking down again, the hand that was holding her just now is also Zhang Qiling's.

Looking to the side again, it was only then that he realized that the bed he was on was indeed the same bed that made the bed next to the wall.

"...Brother, why am I in your bed?" Wu Xie asked, twitching the corners of her mouth.

Zhang Qiling was silent, but he probably found it troublesome to explain.

Wu Xie, who didn't get the answer, didn't expect the other party to answer his own question, and awkwardly grabbed Zhang Qiling's hand that was still resting on his waist. That hand kept wrapping around his waist, which made him feel very embarrassed.He just got up and was about to get out of bed, so he was pushed back on the bed. Zhang Qiling didn't know when he sat on the edge of the bed, and after flipping out of the bed handsomely, he walked to Wu Xie's desk, took out the painkiller from the drawer, and After pouring Wu Xie a glass of water, he walked back and handed Wu Xie medicine and water.

Wu Xie was a little dumbfounded, so he could only take the water and medicine and swallow them in one go. After returning them to Zhang Qiling, he subconsciously wanted to fall back on the pillow and continue to rest, and then bounced up again, wanting to get out of bed.At that time, Zhang Qiling was turning around to put the cup back on the table. Looking back, he saw that Wu Xie had already climbed off the bed ladder. Before his feet touched the floor, he fled back to his own bed by stepping on the fat man's bed, and then wrapped himself up in the comforter.

Looking at this scene, Zhang Qiling didn't say anything, pulled out his chair and sat down, turned on the computer, and put on the earphones.

Wu Xie had no memory of how she lost consciousness last night.He only remembered that after ten o'clock last night, almost the entire floor crowded into their dormitory to drink.Of course, it is impossible to squeeze in a hundred people in one go, but at any rate, several groups of people came one after another, and they all brought their own beer and appetizers.

He knew that those people had received the "favor" from the fat man, so he took advantage of this time to "pay tribute" to express their gratitude.At first, Wu Xie was happy to share the dorm with the fat man and eat some free late-night snacks, but later everyone drank and played, and I don’t know who brought Wuliangye, which is stronger than beer. Ah, vodka, and someone brought some sorghum wine specially sent by the family.

Wu Xie remembered that while gnawing on the chicken feet, he thought to himself, what kind of family does the guy who brought sorghum have, and he actually sent sorghum wine to his son who was studying in university.

At that time, bottles and cans were placed all over the floor, and some of them were too drunk to drink, and those who were paralyzed first were carried back to their dormitories.Wu Xie is not a person who is particularly good at drinking, he just drinks moderately, and for more than half an hour, he didn't even drink up the can of beer, so he just ate those side dishes. It's all the oil stains left by eating chicken feet.

Later, when I was full and almost had enough to drink, Wu Xie was thinking about finding clothes to take a bath, and when he slipped to another quieter bedroom to find an acquaintance to squeeze a bed to sleep together, he was pulled over by the fat man for no reason to make up the number of people. Personally say what kind of truth or dare you want to play.At that time, he didn't think too much, he just thought that the atmosphere would be so warm, so that he wouldn't spoil other people's interest, and continued to play together.

Who knows that those guys who don't look drunk, but actually have lost their minds for a long time, made some strange requests, like going to the door of the dormitory room and shouting "I love you to the dormitory", or stripping naked to the pool in the campus swim around.Wu Xie lost a few times, and he refused to do such stupid things even if he was beaten to death, so he was asked to drink a large glass mixed with beer, vodka, Wuliangye... Anyway, all the wine in the room was poured down at that time, The color looks like a disgusting wine.

At first, Wu Xie was naturally unwilling, and said that he would only drink this stuff when his brain was burned out, and he wasn't kidding about his stomach.

As a result, Wu Xie also forgot which guy started the booing, saying that punishment is inevitable, but he can have other choices——Hearing this, Wu Xie's eyes lit up, and the others also urged him to put another option condition speak out.

The other party hiccupped, and casually pointed at some students in the dormitory. The person pointed at was not very sober, and his whole body smelled strongly of alcohol.The person who proposed said that he could either drink the glass of comprehensive wine, or kiss that classmate lip-to-mouth.Wu Xie immediately turned pale, and the others yelled for him to drink, and yelled for him to kiss him, so he simply lost his mind, grabbed the cup and drank it all in one go.

What happened next is out of his memory.

The only thing he remembered was that as soon as he drank the glass of mixed-flavored wine, the smell of the wine was so weird and choking that his throat seemed to be on fire, and he felt dizzy and sweaty all over his body. I suddenly felt that the floor was very cold, and when I lay down on the floor, I really lost consciousness completely.

...Then why did he crawl into Zhang Qiling's bed and sleep with him all night?Wu Xie, who was nestled in the quilt, asked herself this question.Although he was in a hurry to hide under his bed just now, he still noticed for a while, there was really no third person in the dormitory except him and Zhang Qiling.The other four probably felt that the room was too noisy last night, so they went to other places, and then slept there by the way, Wu Xie was not worried.

He is only wondering now, how did he crawl onto Zhang Qiling's bed?Zhang Qiling has no reason to put him on the upper bunk, right?Wu Xie is still a little self-aware.