Anyone who mocks me will be transmigrated

The protagonist of "Wooden Bridge" is named Muqiaosheng, because his mother conceived him after passing a wooden bridge.

The wooden bridge is a new bridge built by the two villages. The design is quite exquisite. Many young girls rushed to cross the bridge on the first day after the wooden bridge was opened. Muqiaosheng's mother was the first girl to cross the bridge.

Strange to say, the well-built wooden bridge broke down on the first night when the girls crossed the bridge.People in the village said that there were too many girls and the wooden bridge was broken, and the bridge was not considered well enough when it was built. In the end, a new bridge was built, and no one talked about the previous bridge.

Mu Qiaosheng's mother began to experience morning sickness the night the bridge was broken, and she was found pregnant the next day.

But Mu Qiaosheng's mother wasn't married yet, and she didn't even set eyes on other boys.This incident caused a commotion at the time, but soon it was rumored that his mother fell in love with an unknown man from other places and was abandoned. She could no longer hide her pregnancy before she decided to tell the truth—Mu Qiaosheng’s mother Just came back from working in the city some time ago.No matter how people felt that Muqiaosheng's mother was not good at getting pregnant before marriage, they also sighed for her because she was the girl who grew up in their own village, and they usually took care of her a lot.

Even Muqiaosheng's mother's parents believed that the rumors were true, and only Muqiaosheng's mother knew the truth.

Mu Qiaosheng's mother is very smart, knowing that people will not believe weird things if she tells them, and she is unwilling to kill the child, so she simply tells others the "truth".Her family is not poor, and one child can still be supported.

Mu Qiaosheng has grown up like this. He has a quick mind and excellent grades since he was a child, and his appearance is getting more and more handsome every day.People said that he was sent to Mu Qiaosheng's mother by God to make up for her.

Mu Qiaosheng also thinks so, and is constantly trying to prove himself.He was admitted to the famous N University in the country and made a beautiful girlfriend. Everything about him seemed so enviable.

Until one day, his girlfriend was killed inexplicably, but he found the tools of the crime in his closet.

Seeing this, Luvia took the hot milk tea that Neil handed him and drank some in small sips.

The stomach was warmed by the warm liquid, and the whole person felt much better.

After receiving Luvia’s instructions, Neil searched the Internet for the method of making milk tea early in the morning, found out the milk powder that was already in the spaceship, and then found out the materials that could be used, and used one of the robot bodies to toss out Ordered milk tea.

"It's better than the one from Earth." Luvia nodded. "Make more and store it in the refrigerator. I want to try the iced one...and give that Earth man a cup of hot one. It's about time for him to get up."

Neil nodded obediently, and another robot that controlled it brought a cup of milk tea from the kitchen to Lin Xiaozhai's room.

It perfectly closed its cold eyes, and the corners of its mouth curled up into a gentle arc just right. The handsome young man knocked on the door of the earthling's room with a gentle smile.

Luvia continued to watch "The Wooden Bridge", sorting out the plot in his heart.

It turned out that there was something wrong with the first wooden bridge built.The person in charge of the construction of the wooden bridge is the head of another village. This bridge was built on a small river, connecting two villages by the river.The village chief's son had a conflict with someone and accidentally killed that person.The village chief gritted his teeth and simply threw the dead man into the river. Who knew that the clothes of the dead body were hooked to the foundation that had already been laid, and the foundation happened to be unchecked during this period of time, and the dead body was not released from the water until the bridge broke Float to be found.

There are two souls in Muqiaosheng's body, one is Muqiaosheng himself, and the other is the deceased.But Mu Qiaosheng didn't know this, and the deceased also hid himself very well.Mu Qiaosheng has been tracking down the murderer who killed his girlfriend. It was not until the article finally revealed the truth that readers and Mu Qiaosheng knew that the person who killed her was himself.

Judging from the general plot, this article is not that outstanding, it is nothing more than a routine of two souls in one body and the murderer is his own stalk.However, every case of Lin Xiaozhai is designed very delicately. When readers are worried about the case, they only think that the murderer is a clever murderer, but they don't know that the murderer is always by the protagonist's side.Therefore, when the truth is revealed, the impact is quite large.

What's more, Mu Qiaosheng was portrayed quite well in the article. In the end, he chose to commit suicide to end the karma, which won a good impression in the readers' hearts and made them regard him as the most distressed male god.

but……

Luvia was not interested in this article.

At the beginning, the setting of getting pregnant after passing the wooden bridge made him very interested. He asked the system to check Du Niang briefly and found many legends about feeling pregnant.He thought that a story would start from the wooden bridge, but he didn't expect the wooden bridge to be broken so soon, and after that, all the stories revolved around the wooden bridge. Without the foreshadowing about the wooden bridge at the beginning, this article is like a suspense novel. The routine, as a whole, is new wine in old bottles, using old-fashioned routines to describe the fresh case process, and finally returning to the old-fashioned ending.

So... the wooden bridge in the title refers to the birth of the protagonist Muqiao?

Luvia observed the popularity of Lin Xiaozhai's author account, then looked at the article popularity of "Wooden Bridge", and finally clicked on the article popularity of "Snake" and the author popularity of Chang'an, and nodded.

The popularity of Lin Xiaozhai's author is relatively high, and the popularity of the article will naturally increase.

The popularity of Chang'an's author is not so much. It has only been a year and a half since he started writing his first novel, and he only has two novels under his command.

Compared with Lin Xiaozhai, most of Chang'an's popularity comes from articles, and it is not enough to use the author's popularity to feed back the popularity of articles.But Chang'an's Wen is obviously better than Lin Xiaozhai, so he is far ahead of him in the ranking.

"drop--"

The system's prompt sounded, and Luvia checked the communication request, which was sent by Lin Xiaozhai.

After accepting the request, a communication screen composed of data opened instantly, and on the screen was Lin Xiaozhai's energetic smile: "Morning!"

Luvia: "Good morning."

The current time is 10:30 in the morning, and it will be the standard noon time in one hour. In fact... it is already late.

Luvia thought to himself and asked him, "Is the milk tea delicious?"

Lin Xiaozhai nodded sharply: "It's delicious! But how do you know about milk tea? I also want to introduce you to the delicious, delicious, and fun things on Earth. Milk tea is one of my favorite drinks."

Luvia was still holding a white porcelain cup with beautiful silver patterns in his hand. The temperature of the hot milk tea passed through the cup to his palm, warming his hand.

"When I went out... a person from Earth bought me a drink."

Omitting the cause and effect of taking pictures, Luvia briefly summed it up in one sentence.

Lin Xiaozhai looked confused: "... I invite you to drink milk tea? Did you do something? Or did you just get treated without doing anything? ... Did he ask you for your contact information? You can contact him Is there a way? Let me tell you, there is a kind of earthlings who are particularly hateful. When they see someone they like, they will go up and strike up a conversation. This kind of person specializes in robbing single dogs... Wait, the person who invites you to drink milk tea is a man Or a girl?"

Lin Xiaozhai's speech was too long, Luvia took another sip of milk tea slowly after listening, and said, "Man, I did him a favor and said it was a thank you gift. Yes, but I didn't give you the contact information."

Lin Xiaozhai looked at Luvia's face and nodded with lingering fear.

"I know you are an alien, stronger than the people on Earth, but don't underestimate the people on Earth, and be careful outside, for example, don't go with strangers casually, in case the boat capsizes in the gutter."

Oh my god, these hungry wolves don't even let men go, and they use their help as an excuse to ask for their contact information. It's really embarrassing.

Luvia smiled and said, "Yes."

This topic was brought to light, Lin Xiaozhai asked him: "Luvia, are you free now?"

"If you want me to help you code, you can do it anytime, don't ask me if I'm free." Luvia put down the glass, put one hand on the armrest of the water chair, and opened a software with the other.

Lin Xiaozhai noticed that it was the coding software he had opened in front of Neil.

Luvia said: "If I agree to your request, it will definitely be completed. You don't need to worry about it."

Lin Xiaozhai said yes, and couldn't help asking: "Are you reading "Wooden Bridge"? The one I wrote?"

When the screen scans Luvia's optical brain, in addition to the coding software, you can also see the miniaturized window, and the word "wooden bridge" is particularly conspicuous.

"Looked it over."

"I read it so quickly?! I thought I wrote it very long, and I couldn't finish it in a few days..."

"I read text relatively quickly," Luvia said.

With a sigh, Lin Xiaozhai said: "Let's write a side story of "Wooden Bridge" first to practice. I haven't mentioned any interest in updating other pits yet. I will slowly prepare to fill in the pits... The pits to be filled are The "Miracle" that is about to be completed is a Western fiction, if you want to read it, you can read what I wrote before."

Well, with the help of the connection established by Neil and Lin Xiaozhai in the small system, what Lin Xiaozhai was thinking in his heart emerged in Luvia's mind.Lin Xiaozhai was shocked to see the words that were quickly entered in the coding software on Luvia's optical brain on the screen, and his brain was working faster.

Luvia's typing speed is very fast. It is not so much the words that are typed out by typing on the keyboard, but the words that are rolled out by rolling the keyboard. What Lin Xiaozhai couldn't understand was the characters. After inputting into the computer, it turned into the Huaguo characters that Lin Xiaozhai thought in his heart. Not only that, even the characters and punctuation marks were very accurate, and even the usage of Dide was very accurate. Nothing wrong!

This is really... amazing!

With this speed, Lin Xiaozhai completed a [-]-word side story in just one hour.When Luvia hit the last period and asked him if he was sure the chapter was over, Lin Xiaozhai was panting.

My mind couldn't stop like it was on fire, and I lay down on the bed like a salted fish, and it wasn't until the afternoon that Lin Xiaozhai recovered.

During this period of time, Luvia saved the words he had typed just now and uploaded them after Lin Xiaozhai regained his senses. Then he dug out the "Miracle" he said and read it.

"...It feels like I'm squeezing brain cells and life..." Lin Xiaozhai said quietly.

"Considering the speed of your brain, my hand speed has slowed down." Luvia said.

Lin Xiaozhai didn't speak.

Thirty thousand words in one hour!What a concept!Calculated as the number of keystrokes, how many times did Luvia type on the keyboard!

With the keyboard that Lin Xiaozhai noticed, the number of times Luvia tapped the alien keyboard on the optical brain was definitely no less than the number of times he tapped the earth keyboard, and even a little more.

Lin Xiaozhai didn't even need to think about it, if it were him, he would definitely not be able to do it.

"I'm an alien, don't compare with me."

Luvia said that he helped him upload the side story, and then asked him to reply to the mountains of reader comments.Watching Lin Xiaozhai typing on the computer through the screen, he said: "Du Niang told me that Mateshkova, the fastest typewriter among the people on earth, can accurately type [-] keys per minute. Lin Xiaozhai, you can also It’s ok, let’s try the speed of [-] per hour.”

10 words in an hour, about 1 words in 170 minutes, [-] words in [-] minute, and there may be overflowing words after writing.

Lin Xiaozhai was silent.

"...Mateshkova typed in English, and the amount of Chinese characters typed on the keyboard is far behind the number of words entered."

"Excuse."

Luvia smiled.

The author has something to say:

Calculated like this, it seems really easy to run at [-] per hour (dreaming)