Anyone who mocks me will be transmigrated

"Of course." Luvia said, "What do I need to do?"

"You don't have to do anything, just stand here."

After Qi Changan finished speaking, the three girls who had been waiting eagerly jumped up and almost cheered.

He glanced over.

The three of them were silent, and showed sweet smiles at the same time: "Thank you, little brother! I will take a photo for you, little brother!"

Luvia was amused by them, and obediently let them finish taking pictures, and even cooperated with the requested actions.

When turning his head inadvertently, Luvia saw Qi Changan looking at him intently.Half of his face was blocked by the camera, revealing a pair of eyes that were extraordinarily bright on the flickering street, but had deep blackness.After the two looked at each other, Qi Changan put down the camera.

"It's almost over," he said.

"So fast?" The first girl who approached Luvia felt a little regretful when she heard the words, looked at the two people beside her who were also reluctant to be beautiful, and finally put away the camera helplessly, "Well, well...it's really about the same gone."

Only then did Qi Changan nod his head.

It was late at night, Luvia thought of going back to the spaceship after seeing that they didn't need him.

Seeing that he wanted to leave, Qi Changan pursed his lips and said, "Can I trouble you to wait a moment?"

They were in a section of the busiest pedestrian street in the city. The cyan and white floor tiles were simple and elegant in style. Pedestrians walked on the street and the street lights were bright.Qi Changan walked out of a milk tea shop with a fresh and lovely decoration style, first took out a cup of milk tea from the bag and handed it to Luvia, and then handed the bag to the three girls for them to take the milk tea inside. One cup is his.

The girls obviously said that they wanted to buy milk tea from the very beginning, and they were not surprised at all when they saw Qi Changan's behavior, but they were very excited. It was obvious that they had been waiting for a long time.

Qi Changan said, "Thank you."

Luvia held the paper cup to feel the temperature inside, and glanced at him: "Hot?"

Although it is night, the temperature is not low, not cold at all.

"Cold ones are not good for the stomach." After Qi Changan finished speaking, he frowned slightly, "Milk tea... it's best not to drink it too often."

Luvia had already tasted the first bite.

This was the first drink he drank on earth. As soon as he drank the warm milk tea, the warmth spread from the tip of his tongue along with the sweetness.

"Not bad." Luvia commented.

When Qi Changan heard the words, he replied with an "um".

Milk tea, the name of this beverage.

Luvia can taste some harmful elements in it, but it’s just that you don’t take much in a cup, and people on earth will soon be able to excrete these harmful elements by relying on their metabolism.If you drink it regularly, the harmful elements that are too late to be excreted will accumulate in the body and affect your health. Drinking milk tea often will not only make you fat, but also increase the risk of cardiovascular disease.

But he is not from Earth, so he doesn't need to care about these, so...

Luvia decided to add milk tea to the list of spaceship drinks.

It was getting late, and the milk tea was taken, and Luvia bid farewell to the few people in front of him.

"Thank you for taking pictures with us," Qi Changan said, "Do I need to send you the photos? We will edit the pictures and do some image processing, and we can send them within a week."

"no need."

Luvia shook his head and rejected him.

He doesn't have the usual contact methods used by people on Earth, and he doesn't know what contacts people on Earth use.

Qi Chang'an didn't want to keep him anymore, and said goodbye to Luvia politely.

Luvia's figure quickly disappeared into the crowd, Qi Changan shifted his gaze from watching the other party leave, and immediately met three pairs of sad eyes.

"Brother, why don't you ask his name?"

Qi Changan said in a cool tone: "If you want to know, why don't you ask yourself?"

"It doesn't depend on how well you can chat with him."

After finishing speaking, Qi Yuqing kept sighing.

She was the first girl who rushed up to grab Luvia and asked for a photo. The other two girls were her roommates, freshmen and majors like her.They came out this time to complete the homework assigned by the teacher.

Qi Changan is her elder brother, although they are also their seniors in the same school, but they are not from their department.Qi Changan is from the Chinese Department, and he is already a junior this semester.

The content of their work is portrait photography. Before Luvia appeared, Qi Changan was their model.And Qi Chang'an himself also has a hobby of photography, and with the idea of ​​going out to take some pictures, he also brought his camera.

It was almost time, and they packed up their things and prepared to leave.The two roommates of Qi Yuqing lived in the local area, and the locals went back to their respective homes after saying goodbye.

After returning to the room and turning on the computer, Qi Changan imported the photos from the camera to the computer, then clicked on the folder in the computer, and began to filter the photos.

When he flipped through the last page, an inaudible sigh escaped from his lips.

No matter which one is deleted, I will feel extremely regretful.

He couldn't help it.

Of course, Luvia would not take the bus back to school again. Firstly, it took too long to wait for him to return to the spaceship. Earth was starved to death, and secondly, he had no money on him.

So he ran straight back, using his legs.

The milk tea has already been drunk, and the discarded packaging is thrown directly into the trash can.Things can be put into the space chain, and there is no need to hold things in the hand to hinder the forward speed.

After using the system to open the shield, you will not worry about being seen by the monitoring machine, and the figure jumping on the roof will not be noticed due to its extremely fast speed.Under the cover of the night, Luvia left the urban area, and after entering the unmanned expressway, he landed lightly on the roof of a bus and let the car take him back to the place where Huasheng University is located.

It was also a coincidence that this bus happened to be one of the last buses from downtown to Huasheng University. If Luvia obediently went to the station to take the bus, he could take the bus that departed after it.

The vehicle was running fast against the wind, and Luvia stroked his forehead that was blown by the wind, and turned his head to look at the urban area that was so far away that there was only a little light left, and the buildings could no longer be seen clearly.

The aftertaste of the lively atmosphere gradually dissipated in the cool breeze.

Back in the spaceship, the subsystem's welcome sound sounded in time, and told him: "The people on Earth are still in the game room, and they have played continuously for more than five hours so far."

Luvia said indifferently: "Turn off the energy in the game room and call him out for dinner."

Luvia learned the parental style of management without a teacher.

The restaurant is located on the second floor of the spaceship, and the game room is located in the same place. Earthlings can go directly to the restaurant as soon as they go out.Luvia sent it to the kitchen to take out all the newly purchased ingredients in the space chain. The small system under the sub-system is responsible for the food and the information of each item in the spaceship. The body of the robot organizes the ingredients and enters the new ingredient information at the same time. It leads other robots controlled by its data to start cooking.

Even though the intelligent systems are very versatile and can do everything, Luvia has clearly delineated the scope of their responsibilities.

Although it is a robot, Luvia has made it look exactly like a human and put on human clothes.The little system is a 17-year-old brown-haired boy with a handsome appearance, and he is slender in a well-fitting deacon uniform.As long as the rest of the cooking robots are controlled by its data, they all look and dress the same.

Because no matter which one, it is actually it.

The sumptuous dishes were quickly presented to the dining table by the small system, and the portion was just right, enough for the intake and satiety of a meal for people on earth.Luvia asked the small system to select the appropriate recipes after searching many places on the Internet, so the dishes served happened to be the common taste of the place where he was.

Lin Xiaozhai has been forced out of the game room by the subsystem Lina. When Luvia came to the restaurant, he was already sitting obediently waiting for Luvia to come and eat together, but his heart was still playing. The room did not come back, and the whole person was in a trance.

Lina stood a few steps away from Lin Xiaozhai's position, watching him to prevent him from running back to the game room.

Luvia sat down on the seat and said, "Let's eat."

Lin Xiaozhai came back to his senses, then glanced at the dining table, dazed again.

"What? Don't want to eat?"

"No, I want to eat." Lin Xiaozhai couldn't believe it, "But we just...just sit like this?"

This is a big dining table.

Lin Xiaozhai has only written about it in novels.

The long oval dining table is covered with a white tablecloth, and in the center of the dining table is a decorative white porcelain vase, in which a bright red flower is inserted. Red is the only color on the dining table other than white. The contrast between red and white is very strong.A boy younger than him had already brought all the dishes to the table just now, and now there are still dishes on the table that are full of color, fragrance and allure to seduce his stomach.

Lin Xiaozhai was in a daze...

Luvia sat on the main seat of the dining table. The main seat was on the narrower side of the oval dining table. Although Lin Xiaozhai was sitting next to him, but this side... was a little far away. Lin Xiaozhai was sitting The side of the dining table that is about two meters away from Luvia is relatively wide. Luvia on the front left is a bit far away, and the right side is empty, which makes him feel very insecure.

Luvia glanced at Lin Xiaozhai's face, not quite understanding.

"Is there anything wrong with sitting like this?"

"...It's too far away, it's inconvenient to talk."

After hearing this, Luvia felt a little strange, and asked Lin Xiaozhai: "When people on earth are eating, do they want to talk?"

"Of course!" Lin Xiaozhai's eyes were sharp, and he suddenly grasped a good idea in his heart, "Let me tell you, people in Huaguo make friends at the dinner table. Even if they don't make friends, they can still make friends at the table It's a business deal! And you don't need to practice too much etiquette before eating, just wash your hands before eating, otherwise there will be a set of procedures in private, and the atmosphere will be embarrassing..."

"You're very guilty." Luvia chuckled softly, "These are all common sense at home and at gatherings with relatives and friends. It shouldn't be so casual in formal occasions."

"...Yes." Lin Xiaozhai was a little embarrassed, coughed twice and added: "Of course, it is necessary to follow the etiquette in formal occasions, otherwise it will appear impolite."

Luvia hooked the corners of her lips, but did not insist on some extra etiquette. She wiped her hands with a small white towel soaked in warm water from the small system and picked up the chopsticks naturally.

Lin Xiaozhai also wiped his hands and put the fluffy towel back on the tray. The teenage boy he had just met before didn't know if he had the ability to predict, but he had a very good timing and walked out of the restaurant door. Wai walked in and took away his and Luvia's tray.

Lin Xiaozhai was a little curious: "Luvia, do you know how to use chopsticks? I thought that your habit is almost the same as that of foreigners here..."

Luvia obviously doesn't want to talk while eating, but since he wants to follow the Romans, he won't be willful.After swallowing a mouthful of rice in his mouth, he said: "There are also races that use chopsticks in the interstellar world. I am fortunate to have eaten with them."

"Tsk tsk." Lin Xiaozhai sighed, "I'm so ignorant, I thought only the earth has people who use chopsticks."

The dishes on the dinner table are all home-cooked dishes that Lin Xiaozhai feels very familiar with. There are no luxurious set meals as imagined, nor high-end food made of high-end ingredients.

"Are the dishes on Earth delicious?" He couldn't help asking.

"It's not bad." Luvia said so, but the action of eating was not in a hurry, not at all like Lin Xiaozhai who was so hungry that he ate delicious food with big mouthfuls.But Luvia really thinks that the food on Earth is delicious. Although the energy intake is far from the interstellar food he usually eats, he will be hungry very quickly after eating, but the taste is not bad at all.

You must know that StarCraft has developed for so many years, and the food culture has been improving. It is absolutely impossible to regress to the point where you can't even eat delicious food.

Lin Xiaozhai was still not satisfied after the first bowl of rice, so he wanted to go out to find the kitchen for a second bowl of rice.

Luvia couldn't see it, and told him to eat slowly.

"No, let me tell you that delicious food will paralyze the stomach, so that the stomach will not feel that it is full," Lin Xiaozhai shook his head helplessly, "so I can't stop eating, and I will think Eat a lot... Speaking of which, there are still so many people on your spaceship. The one just now is younger than me, has it graduated yet?"

"He is also a system, similar to Lina."

When Lin Xiaozhai heard this, his heart trembled and he didn't dare to bring up these systematic topics. He sat down and ate his food in peace, and asked, "Actually, there is one thing I've been thinking about for a long time, and I really want to know about it."

Luvia: "You say."

"Did you aliens bring their own translation machines? Why can you understand what I say when you come to the earth, and I can understand what you say? Obviously when I came in, I saw the picture next to the wall painting in the corridor. I can't read the text."

Luvia said: "Bring your own translation machine? It's almost like this. The system can assist me and interpret the sound waves I hear into my language at the moment of hearing. What I say will also be converted into something you can understand. language, so..."

Luvia looked at Lin Xiaozhai's well-hidden excitement, and said, "This only has auxiliary functions for speaking and listening. I heard that your college students have to take the English test CET-[-]? If you don't learn Chinese well, you want to pass only by listening." Level four?"

Lin Xiaozhai was shocked: "How could you understand what I was thinking!"

He's on a spaceship, and he doesn't need to take the CET-[-] test. He just thought about it and could use it for this kind of thing...how did he get guessed? !

Looking at his expression, Luvia thought it was true, and reluctantly took another bite of the crispy and sweet cabbage.

The cooking of the small system is very good, and the food of the earth is also good.Luvia cleaned himself up after eating the food, and all the food on the table happened to be empty due to the efforts of him and Lin Xiaozhai.

Luvia doesn't like to waste food, and let the small system make just enough to fill up and there will be no leftovers.Seeing Lin Xiaozhai's final reaction, he was obviously full, and the amount calculated by the small system was not bad.

One of the robots in the small system has been guarding the door of the restaurant. After receiving Luvia's instructions, it walked in, and waited for the two diners to leave the restaurant before starting to clean up the dishes.

It was the first time Lin Xiaozhai felt that he didn't have to do anything, and he couldn't help telling himself... The world is so beautiful, enjoy as much as you can.

Luvia stood in front, and the two of them used the teleportation function at the restaurant door to enter Lin Xiaozhai's room.Take out all Lin Xiaozhai's things from the space chain and arrange them in rows on the ground from big to small. Luvia asked him to organize his own things.

Lin Xiaozhai nodded, but looked at a bunch of things and wanted to wait until he got them.Luvia didn't have any ideas either, he could deal with his things whenever he wanted.

Lin Xiaozhai stopped Luvia who wanted to leave, took out the computer and plugged it into the power supply handled by Lina, started the computer and opened a website in Luvia's sight.

Pujiang Net.

This is the largest literature website in Huaguo. There are two sub-sections for men and women, and there are various sub-sections.

Lin Xiaozhai's article happened to be advertised on the largest advertising space on the homepage. It was a suspenseful article that had just been adapted into a movie.On the advertising space, in the center of the pure black background is a man wearing a blood-stained white shirt with only the lower half of his face visible, smiling dangerously and charmingly.A line of words was written in the pure black space on the left:

[No matter how beautiful the wooden bridge is, it will decay one day. 】

The movie "Wooden Bridge", adapted from the novel of the same name by Pujiang.com, will premiere on November 11.

He told Luvia a little shyly and proudly that this was his text, and then asked him carefully:

"The last request I said before... Do you want to know about it?"

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