Anyone who mocks me will be transmigrated

"Outer Outer Outer Aliens!"

Wang Xi yelled and took three steps back, "What is your purpose for coming to Earth? Do you want to invade Earth—"

Zhao Liufan also looked vigilant: "We Earthlings are very powerful! We are not afraid of you!"

Lin Feng stretched out his hand to stop the two of them, and said in a heavy tone, "Lin Xiaozhai, have you already joined the alien camp? Are you going to become the enemy of the earth? Have you forgotten the various bosses we fought and defeated together? ……"

The corners of Lin Xiaozhai's eyes twitched: "Beating the boss doesn't count!"

After complaining about this sentence, Lin Xiaozhai suddenly didn't dare to speak.

Yes, what is the real purpose of the aliens?

In case it really invades the earth...

Luvia finally met an earthling who treated the appearance of aliens seriously. Neither Lin Xiaozhai nor the two traversers raised the word "aggression" in front of his eyes. These earthlings finally imagined him. The topic was brought up several times, and I immediately cheered up.

He said, "Invasion? What has your planet to plunder?"

Wang Xi said: "Resources, and people on earth can also be taken as slaves as labor..."

Luvia almost laughed out loud.

"Don't worry, I still don't like the resources of the earth."

Wang Xi said angrily: "It's too hurtful to say you don't like it?!"

"This is a fact." Luvia said, "With all due respect, the earth's technological level is so backward, if you want to invade the earth... I alone will be enough."

Seeing the people on Earth fall into shock, Luvia went on to say: "The reason why we look down on the resources of the earth is because it is only enough for self-sufficiency, and it is maintained at a relatively stable level in the back-feeding and accumulation of you people on earth, which is just right. A state of balance that is sufficient for the continuous development of the earth. In other words... once we wait for the aliens to plunder, your planet will only go all the way to destruction."

"Destroy..." Including the two people in the spaceship, they all trembled when they heard this passage.

"Of course, in addition to this, there is another most important reason." Luvia hooked the minds of several people, and said slowly, "Article [-] of the Star Alliance Law, no Star Alliance country is allowed to take the initiative during the effective period of the law. Invade any planet, including other galaxies."

Wang Xi murmured, "Yes... there are legal constraints."

"It's also against the law to kidnap people from Earth as slaves."

Lin Feng breathed a sigh of relief, "We are all civilized people, why bother to fight and kill?"

Luvia smiled slightly, "That's right, praise for peace."

He didn't say, there is another sentence after the third article.

If the opponent attacks first, it can be regarded as a declaration of war to counterattack.

The hostile relationship was eliminated before it even arose. Several people on Earth carefully asked Luvia questions about roommates, such as where Lin Xiaozhai is now and why he couldn’t come out. Seeing that Luvia answered patiently , it gradually became easier.

Zhao Liufan asked: "Are you from a galaxy other than the solar system? How many countries over there can form an interstellar alliance peacefully?"

Affirming Zhao Liufan's previous question, Luvia didn't mind their curiosity about their interstellar world, and said with a storytelling mood: "At the beginning, more than a dozen civilizations came into contact with each other, and after a chaotic era, In the end, the five great powers were determined in the form of war. After the order stabilized, the alliance was established for recuperation... The alliance has experienced many open and secret battles since its establishment, and even now I cannot guarantee the alliance In a state of complete peace, no matter how peaceful the surface is, there will still be many secret means."

"If there are too many countries, there will be conflicts," Lin Feng tried to comfort him, "It's good to have peace on the surface, at least we can live a peaceful life as little people."

Luvia said, "Why do you think I came to Earth?"

Lin Feng: "...Didn't you come here in a spaceship?"

"Before that, I was being hunted down by the most famous bandit group in the interstellar world." Luvia curled his fingers and pressed his knuckles against the smile on his lips. Feel free to know."

Curious about Luvia's identity, Lin Feng followed his topic and said, "Have you been tricked by...?"

"Correct answer." Luvia put down his hand and said, "As a reward, give me your mobile phones."

The three obediently took out their mobile phones to him, and then they didn't know what Luvia had done. When they took the mobile phone back, there was an app with an icon of a big black fish.

"Click to see."

After doing as they said, the three earthlings were stunned by the contents of the APP.

"This is a little preferential treatment for the people on Earth." Luvia said, "It's good to set up the image as a mobile phone pet at will. You can choose the name of this AI yourself. I refer to your common system flow novels for the function design. After it is turned on, it becomes your personal system."

Wang Xi suddenly became a little excited: "The magic assistant system that let me embark on the road to attack girls?!"

"No." Luvia broke his fantasy cruelly, "It's shameful to play with emotions, and the main direction of your system's functions is to achieve success and fame."

Wang Xi: "...Oh, I love studying!"

"You can contact Lin Xiaozhai with the system, and you can also contact me," Luvia said, "Since you already know my identity, from now on I don't have to pretend that Lin Xiaozhai goes back to the dormitory every day in front of you."

Seeing what the roommates said was good, Lin Xiaozhai suddenly had an idea.

...Could this be Luvia's plan from the beginning?Just to avoid going to the dormitory? !

No, no, how could Lord Luvia be so boring.

Mu Qiaosheng was quiet and silent, thinking in his heart that Luvia not only let Lin Xiaozhai meet with his friends, but also sent high-tech gifts to his friends, he is really a good person.

Saying goodbye to the three Earthlings in the dormitory, Luvia walked out of the dormitory door. When he went downstairs to bathe in the sun, he felt as happy as he imagined to take the initiative to reveal his true identity.

Life in the dormitory was not as interesting as he had imagined, and it seemed extremely boring to live in a common environment with these earthlings who were not tied to him day in and day out as someone else.

Now he can finally return to the spaceship to leisurely...

"Lin Xiaozhai, the counselor is looking for you!"

Luvia listened to the people on Earth talking to him with the system he had just sent out, telling himself that breaking the law would cause trouble, and without changing his face, he said that he understood, turned off the communication, went to a hidden place, and turned on the disguise, and then came to Go to Xu Changge's office.

Pushing open the door of the office, what greets us is the soft warmth created by the air conditioner, which is completely different from the cooling temperature outside.

Besides Xu Changge, there was another person in the office—including Qi Changan, who happened to be meeting for the third time now.

Seeing him, Xu Changge said, "You are finally here, come and sit down, I have something to say."

Xu Changge was still sitting on the office chair with the same fox-like smile as the last time I saw him, wearing a rigid but handsome suit with a serious look.There are two chairs on the left and the right in front of his desk, the one on the left is empty, and Qi Changan is sitting on the one on the right.Qi Changan was wearing a slim-fit black turtleneck sweater with dropped shoulder sleeves. The simple design style made him look slender.He was flipping through an A[-] paper size document with his head down, and on the white paper were fingers as white as jade.

This kind of deep black made Luvia somewhat like it. He thought about whether he would go shopping in the shopping street when he had time, and sat down on the empty seat with a smile on his face.

Paying attention to what others are wearing and updating your own in time is a must for royals who are trendsetters.

Qi Changan also closed the document in his hand, and looked up at Xu Changge: "Teacher, I'll leave first if there's no problem."

Xu Changge said: "Go, the sincerity of the other party is good."

Qi Changan nodded, and then left the office.Luvia didn't pay attention to him, nor did he pay attention to the documents in his hand. It was the other party's personal privacy, and he would not pry into it.He looked at Xu Changge and asked him why he called him here.

Xu Changge said, "Have you had any conflicts with your classmates in the same dormitory recently?"

Luvia said, "No."

Xu Changge said: "...Well, it's fine if there is none."

After hearing the importance of a dormitory relationship from Xu Changge, Luvia came out of the office.

He touched his fingers, thinking.

... Is he too indifferent to the earthlings?

This idea was strongly refuted by Lin Xiaozhai after returning to the spaceship.

"How can this be called indifference!" He said, "If you didn't show a different attitude from mine, how would my roommates know about my current situation, and how could I get in touch with them!"

Luvia said: "Even if I promise you to play you well?"

Lin Xiaozhai said: "You're not the film king, how could you be flawless?"

Luvia wanted to retort that as long as I was serious about playing anyone, it would be fine, but he quickly let go of this idea.

Because Mu Qiaosheng also said beside him: "Master Luvia is really a good person."

...He accepted the card of being a good person.

Before I knew it, it was the end of December.

During this short month, Luvia still lived a peaceful life between class and class. After reading all the books in the school library, he purchased a new batch of books in the nearby bookstore and sent them to the study room in the spaceship. .

Unlike before, he finally got rid of the trouble of having to go back to the dormitory before the door was closed at night.

In order to let a few earthlings deal with the surprise ward rounds, Luvia also asked Neil, who has the most body, to send a body disguised as Lin Xiaozhai to sleep when the time comes.

Neal protested: "It's a waste of energy. This body could do more things."

Luvia said: "Now its task is to go to the dormitory to shut down or sleep every night."

"...good master."

Luvia said, "Wait, you're right, we can't waste energy."

Neil looked at him, and heard him say: "Add one more content to the task - class."

"..."

Neil's data felt the madness that the system often felt.

In this way, Luvia didn't need to ask the school for a week's vacation in order to attend the annual meeting by himself, and let Neil's robot body directly take over the class tasks, and he was in a good mood.

Afterwards, he packed his clothes and other items and set foot on the plane with a suitcase.

Compared with Interstellar, the technology of Earthlings is very backward, but it also has its unique charm.If placed in the interstellar, the existence of an airplane is actually an old antique that is not allowed to fly.The current earth is like the interstellar countless centuries ago, and a special sense of nostalgia can be felt on the earth.

The capital is located in the north of the country. After getting off the plane, Luvia passed by a snack alley in the dark and couldn't help but go in and take a look around.When he came out, he gained some new understanding of the food varieties of the earth.

The different diets in the south and the north make people on earth feel extra novel, let alone aliens.The cuisines of different countries on the same earth are different. The cuisines of the stars are not inferior, but the cuisines of the earth are also impressive.

Since the next step is to appear as the author of Lin Xiaozhai, Luvia started to pretend to be Lin Xiaozhai.

As for how to explain that there is a Lin Xiaozhai in the school, there is also a Lin Xiaozhai in the author's annual meeting... Well, this is not something that an alien like Luvia needs to worry about.

Lin Xiaozhai knew that the poor man had to attend classes with Neil and was not allowed to take annual holidays, so he sadly sent a message to Luvia and said, "Don't worry, no one in school knows about me except myself and my roommates. It's Mu Xiu Yulin, the author."

By the time he arrived at the hotel that Pujiang.com had booked for various authors and found his room in the hotel, it was already late at night.

Even though there will be no fatigue after getting off the plane, the people on the fragile earth are often tired after taking transportation, Luvia wants to take a good rest after a day of action.

As the leading novel website in China, Pujiang.com is even more powerful now that the novel industry is booming.They boldly booked a hotel with the best reviews in the capital and a price that should not be underestimated. This is not only the place where the authors lived for a short week, but also the place where the annual meeting of Pujiang.com was held.

It is said that it is an annual meeting, but it is actually a bit similar to a celebration meeting and exchange meeting.The first day was relatively leisurely, and it was also for the authors to take a good rest after getting off the plane. They could have face-to-face meetings or go out for fun, which was quite relaxing.

Luvia didn't have any familiar authors to meet, so his purpose for the first day, tomorrow, was to simply stroll around the capital.

Holding the expectation for tomorrow, Luvia pushed the door open.

By the way, the room booked in the hotel is a standard double room. Although the bed is two beds, but... still have to live with another person.

Even knowing that he would have a roommate, Luvia still didn't expect...

With the pillow on his back and his upper body leaning against the head of the bed, Qi Changan was typing strings of texts with his ten fingers briskly and quickly at the laptop placed on his lap covered by the quilt.He was simply wearing a warm brown plush pajamas, and his lower body was buried under a white quilt.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, he said "Hello" and then raised his head to look at the door, and nodded to the person standing at the door without any surprise.

"I am Chang'an."

The author has something to say:

Author: Hehehehehe, last time you took the initiative to take off your vest, this time it's not that simple

Happy Valentine's Day!But... what kind of Valentine's day do singles celebrate? (laughs)