Anyone who mocks me will be transmigrated

Lin Xiaozhai entered the woods, and approached carefully the direction where the black object disappeared.

Their urban greening is very good. Just pick a small forest at random and it will be full of greenery. There are small grass and flowers that elementary school students love to write in the composition under their feet, and there are chirping birdsong above their heads.On the outskirts of the woods, there are many art departments or groups or come to sketch alone, and if you walk a little bit inside, you can see couples flirting in twos and threes.

Lin Xiaozhai was hit again in his heart, the promised woods were tired of playing and no one came here!

Damn, you can't escape dog food anywhere.

He didn't find anything suspicious along the way. After thinking about it, he decided to go deeper.I also said before that there are no dangerous animals in this forest, and the safety factor is still very high.

If you don't come for nothing, it's not bad to take it as a relaxation.Lin Xiaozhai definitely didn't want to go back until he finished a round of the woods, because he had to waste time when he came out, and the days were still long, so why go back so early.

Deep in the grove is a lake, the water source mainly comes from the ground.The lake, the size of a football field, divides the grove from the larger forest in the foothills opposite the grove.The environment by the lake is quiet, but...

Lin Xiaozhai always remembered that many corpses were fished out of this lake. What kind of dormitory conflicts drowned roommates? Dare to get close to the river that flows through the city, which often floats dead bodies after high tide.

Lin Xiaozhai approached the lake trembling, and decided to go back if there was nothing left.

……Um?No, wait...

Lin Fanggui couldn't help but feel a chill running down his back, it's really scary if he has something!

Just after thinking about it, he bumped into a transparent invisible thing.Clutching his painful nose with tearful eyes, Lin Xiaozhai looked at his eyes in horror. There was an unexpected change in front of what was supposed to be a beautiful lake view!

Lin Xiaozhai was immediately pleasantly surprised, excited, shocked, scared and nervous.

Because in front of his eyes!Appeared!A door!

After waiting for a while, there was still only one door. I don't know where his nose poked just now. This dark door appeared and moved to one side, opening directly to him.

Lin Xiaozhai...

Do you still need to think about it? Lin Xiaozhai was super curious, so of course he walked in directly!

After entering that door, Lin Xiaozhai was in a passage.Different from fantasy, the scene behind this door is so majestic and majestic that Lin Xiaozhai couldn't help but sigh, even when the door slammed shut behind him, he didn't even bother to look at it.

Even the floor of the passageway is covered with a dark green long blanket that looks exquisite at first glance, and the two walls look like walls paved with long strips of wood, which are cool and smooth to the touch.There will be large or small hanging paintings and photo frames at a distance on the wall, all of which are landscapes.However, Lin Xiaozhai couldn't understand the text engraved on the golden nameplate beside these artworks. Based on his guess, it was probably something like the name of the painting or the author.

There will always be an exquisite round stool without a back at the corner, and a vase is placed on the stool. Inside the vase are flowers that Lin Xiaozhai does not recognize but are beautiful and smell good. Walking straight in one direction, Another new door.The door is wooden with a doorknob on it.

He tried to turn the doorknob, and unexpectedly it opened.

He looked inside cautiously first, and after confirming that no one was there, he opened the door and walked in.Although Lin Xiaozhai didn't come here to be a thief but just to satisfy his curiosity, it is an indisputable fact that he came in directly without the owner's consent.

Inside the door is a circular hall, surrounded by countless doors, Lin Xiaozhai only opened one of the doors.The painting style in the hall is somewhat different from that of the corridor outside. The huge and solemn conference round table in the center makes the atmosphere of the whole hall a lot more serious, and on the wall directly behind the main seat is a A huge hanging painting that you can't take your eyes off.

On the hanging picture, it is a magnificent empire.

Lin Xiaozhai swallowed his saliva, and couldn't help but walk into the hall lightly.When he turned his attention away from the portrait of the empire, he saw a Rubik's Cube floating on the table with a blue light shining in the center of the round table.

Lin Xiaozhai took off his shoes and climbed onto the table cheaply, then touched the Rubik's Cube with his hands.

He knew that strange things should not be touched randomly, but... he couldn't help it!

The light of the Rubik's Cube is particularly beautiful, and there are nebulae in the faint blue light, like a miniature vast and mysterious universe.

Then the entire Rubik's Cube turned red the moment his fingertips touched it.

Lin Xiaozhai: Ah _(:з"∠)_

He knew it, he committed suicide again!

At the same time, the light that originally illuminated the room also turned into a warning red. Lin Xiaozhai was so frightened that he quickly jumped off the table, put on his shoes, and prepared to run. Extra harsh.

However, when he was only the last meter away from the door he twisted open, the door slammed shut in front of him, extremely cold and merciless.

Lin Xiaozhai's heart was trembling.

Then, he heard a clear and pleasant girl's voice sound out of thin air: "The target is detected, the physical strength is weak, the mental strength is weak, the judgment result is low-level danger, it is judged as a low-level intruder, and the prison function is activated..."

what? !

Lin Xiaozhai was stunned, and then paused when he heard the girl's words, before continuing.

"Insufficient energy, relaxed confinement conditions, and the target of confinement is not limited to the confinement room on the spacecraft as a whole."

Imprison play? !

Only then did Lin Xiaozhai realize that he was entering a spaceship. He was distracted and realized that he was in a serious crisis, and panicked: "Wait! I'm sorry, girl, I shouldn't have broken in! Don't imprison me and let me go!" I leave……"

If he is imprisoned, he will be disconnected from the Internet!

It is forever separated from the cute little computer in the dormitory!

He knew he was wrong, is it still useful now!

The girl should have heard what he said, and asked him: "Do you want to send an application to Lord Luvia?"

Lord Luvia?As soon as he heard it, he knew it was the owner of the spaceship, Lin Xiaozhai couldn't wait to say: "Yes!"

He vowed that as long as he was released to go back and fall in love with the Internet, he would definitely open an interstellar novel and do his best to turn this Luvia-sama into the favorite character of book fans! ! !

The girl's voice disappeared for a while before reappearing, telling him: "Let's go."

As soon as the words fell, one of the countless doors around the hall suddenly opened, which startled Lin Xiaozhai, and then he saw a stretching all the way under his feet, which seemed to appear when he was playing a game to automatically find his way. The long arrow indicator of the end point.

Lin Xiaozhai walked through the door along the indicators, and walked around countless passages for ten minutes, and finally stopped in front of a closed door.

Lin Xiaozhai knocked on the door nervously, and shouted: "Hello!"

There was a few seconds of silence inside the door before a leisurely response came.

"……Hello."

His tone was very calm, and his voice surprised Lin Xiaozhai.

It was like suddenly hearing the sound of a piano playing a melodious movement in a quiet night. Lin Xiaozhai was in a trance when he felt the emotion of admiration and was also captured by the elegance of that voice.

But Lin Xiaozhai suddenly felt that this scene was very embarrassing.

He coughed and cleared his throat, and said hastily, "Lord Luvia, my name is Lin Xiaozhai, and I'm from Earth. I came here just out of curiosity. I really don't mean anything else. You have to believe me..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the door opened before his eyes.

"Come in and talk."

That pleasant voice said so.

There was no light in the room, but the daylight seemed to come directly from outside the spaceship, so it wasn't dim at all.

This is a bedroom, but the interior decoration is a little unexpected, which made Lin Xiaozhai's tense lips twitch inadvertently.

Not as full of literary and artistic atmosphere as seen in the aisle, the interior...

Cute.

The bed is covered with fluffy light blue sheets with the pattern of white clouds, and the two big white rabbit dolls beside the bed are so cute. There are also various dolls in other places that are carefully placed as decorations, and even the bookshelves are not placed. Pass.The floor is a log-colored wooden floor with a strong natural atmosphere. Looking along the floor, Lin Xiaozhai saw a pair of pure white jade-shaped feet stepping on the ground bare, and followed the look of white, thin and beautifully shaped calves.

A foot-controlled heart began to thump, thump, thump, thump, until the gaze moved up and met the owner of another gaze.

Lin Xiaozhai's mind went blank for a moment, and he smirked: "Hey."

What's wrong with long legs!

The long legs are super beautiful!

Lin Xiaozhai immediately bowed down to these long legs.

There was only one person in the room, but after Lin Xiaozhai entered, there were two people.Lin Xiaozhai was obsessed with beauty, and said with a smirk, "Master Luvia! I am Lin Xiaozhai!"

But he didn't forget to look at this Luvia-sama, and then indulged in beauty again.

The young man is handsome and has an innate noble aura.Under the short jet-black hair are blue eyes. The first moment Lin Xiaozhai saw those eyes, he thought of the sky.

The young man was wearing a white and soft bathrobe, his white neck was exposed because the neckline was slightly open... Cough, even though the other party looked plain, he didn't dare to look at the collar for too long, besides being impolite, he was not gay It's too weird to watch for so long.

However, what attracted the most attention was the overlapping long legs that made Lin Xiaozhai suspect his sexual orientation. The whole leg from the knee to the bottom was exposed unconsciously by the owner, making him almost drooling.

stop it!Do not sin!

Lin Xiaozhai tried to tell himself.

Luvia looked at Lin Xiaozhai for a long time.

An hour had passed since the ship landed on the planet, and he had adjusted his mentality from being ready to die to being ready to meet people on a new planet.

It's just...he didn't expect it to be in this form.

Lin Xiaozhai began to introduce himself in a rambling manner, and then explained the reason why he entered the spaceship.

The moment the spaceship landed on the earth, the camouflage failed for a short time. Although the camouflage was resumed later, Lin Xiaozhai caught the flaw at this moment... This made Luvia vigilant against the keen observation ability of the people on Earth.

As for how he was discovered by Lin Xiaozhai after he was disguised and the spaceship automatically opened the door to let him in, Luvia thought about it for a while and quickly understood the reason.

...The system put in the first life form "Earthman" who came into contact with the spaceship.

It's just that I didn't expect this earthling to touch things that shouldn't be touched.

The Rubik's Cube placed in the center of the round table is actually a siren. It is a coincidence that the people on earth did not touch anything except the door after entering the spaceship until they encountered the siren.The siren was touched by someone other than Luvia, who mistook Lin Xiaozhai for an intruder.The system put the earthlings in but did not give the earthlings the corresponding authority, which caused the earthlings to become "trespassing houses".After the siren transmitted the information, the subsystem classified Lin Xiaozhai into the list of intruders.

After understanding the situation, Luvia nodded and said, "Cancel his status as an intruder."

"Okay." The girl's voice said, "...the energy is insufficient, and the state of imprisonment cannot be lifted."

……

Luvia was silent.

It's his fault, because anyone who can be imprisoned by his spaceship must not be let go. Imprisonment is the locking of the spaceship as a whole on the target. No matter what method the target uses, even if the door is opened and the spaceship is destroyed, they cannot escape Escape from the body of the spaceship.

Just in case, he simply set the energy required to disarm the intruder very high.

Of course, he would not tell this earthling the truth. Luvia stood up from the water chair, with a trace of gentleness on his expressionless face.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you won't be able to get out until the energy is replenished."

The earthlings looked shocked.

Luvia said to him gently: "Just tell me what you want, and I will satisfy you."

Lin Xiaozhai tried his best to accept the status quo, but couldn't help showing a strange expression that seemed to be crying and smiling: "In terms of body... oh no, any conditions can be met?"

He felt that he had made a fool of himself, but after thinking about it carefully, he couldn't blame others.

He was the one who wanted to die, and he was mentally prepared for such consequences.Luvia is willing to compensate him instead of doing excessive things with his strength, which is already good for him.

"Is there food and drink for living here? Is there any high technology? Can I send someone out to look like me?" Lin Xiaozhai said what he cares most about. .”

Luvia didn't need to think about it, nodded and said: "Eating and drinking are not a problem. As for high-tech... I can interfere with other people's cognitive abilities and make them think that I am you. If you need anything, I can help you get it." Come back ... or if you want to meet someone in person, you can also do a video meeting instead."

Lin Xiaozhai breathed a sigh of relief, and then suddenly thought about whether he could live a long period of undisciplined and free self, without worrying about going to school, getting a job...all kinds of problems.

Lazy Cancer Lin Xiaozhai was successfully launched.

Then he asked again: "Can you engage in the Internet?"

Luvia said directly, "Yes."

"Is there any black technology? The kind that can convert the words in the heart into words and input them into the computer."

Luvia was a little puzzled, but he still said: "...I will work hard, and I can help you make it if I have the energy."

Lin Xiaozhai was so happy that he flew up, but he still thought about it.

After all, black technology is not created in a day.

In the end, Lin Lanjian asked a more important question.

"Can you make my typewriter first?"

Luvia's eyes were a little dazed: "..."

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