Wind and Rain Empire
Chapter 48 Drunkenness
In the post house, Li Siqin and Li Xiaoliang are playing dice in the hall
Li Siqin shouted, "Little! Little!"
Li Xiaoliang opened the lid, "There are four points in total, and you guessed it right again."
Li Siqin rested her head on her hands and sighed
“Not fun at all, not exciting”
"Why, do you still want to gamble?"
"It's boring for me to gamble alone"
Li Xiaoliang tweeted Li Siqin
"Then I'll go with you, I haven't played yet"
Li Siqin looked at Li Xiaoliang, disdainful
"You? I'm tired of seeing your old face all day long."
Li Xiaoliang replied with disdain
"Say it as if I don't get tired of watching you (turning point) How about I send someone to find General Zhang for you?"
"Why are you looking for him? He is No.1 on the list of people I least want to see."
Li Xiaoliang knocked Li Siqin on the head
"Hey, you fell into the water yesterday but he saved you, why don't you want to see him?"
"He's obviously taking advantage of others' dangers, and he finally seized the opportunity to take advantage of it!"
Li Xiaoliang ordered Li Siqin
"You, this is judging a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain. If he wants to take advantage of you, he can do it at any time. Why do you have to wait until you fall into the water?"
Li Siqin shook her head, "I'm not a villain, I'm a woman"
"It's the same, the only difference is that it's difficult to raise anything." Li Xiaoliang said with a smile
"Hey, can you say that about your sister? Are you my brother or Zhang Tianyu's brother? Why do you always like to speak for him?"
"This is the truth. You see that you have described Lan Xueyi so badly before, why don't you like someone else?"
Li Siqin pouted
"His advantages are much more than his disadvantages, I can't bear to like him at all"
Li Xiaoliang asked curiously
"Then what will he do that you will give him up?"
Li Siqin didn't even think about it, and replied
"Him? I won't give up on him no matter what he does, unless..."
"Unless what?"
Li Siqin said shyly
"Unless he slept with me without my consent"
Li Xiaoliang sighed old-fashioned
"Oh, you really think too much, he doesn't like you at all, what kind of room is he with you?" After saying that, he stood up
Li Siqin looked at Li Xiaoliang who got up
"Hey, brother, where are you going?"
"I'm going into the palace to find my father. I'd rather go to the garden with the emperor and watch a show than sit here all day and listen to your nagging."
Li Siqin let out an unconvinced "呿"
"Aren't you going?"
"I'm not in the mood to go"
Li Xiaoliang put on his coat and said
"then you sit here and daydream by yourself" then go out
Li Siqin sat and thought for a while, then stood up and chased him out
"Brother, wait for me! I'll go too!"
In the imperial garden
The emperor and Xia Wang Li Chunyou, Xixia Queen Murashi, Li Xiaoliang, Li Siqin, Xianfei, and Guifei went to the theater together
Li Siqin looked at the colorful clothes on the stage and the half-understood libretto, and asked Li Xiaoliang in a low voice
"Brother, what is the content of this play?"
Li Xiaoliang answered in a low voice
"Don't ask me, I don't know either"
"Didn't you learn martial arts for so long in the Song Dynasty? How could you not know?"
"You idiot, learning martial arts is not learning opera!"
The emperor laughed when he heard the conversation between the two
"Princess Siqin, this play is about Mu Guiying, the Female General of the Yang Family, and it's about things before the capital of the Song Dynasty moved south."
Li Siqin looked at the stage
"Oh, female generals? That's female generals? Can women in the Song Dynasty fight? Are there female generals now?"
The emperor was stunned for a while
"Women... of course women can fight, and of course there are female generals now!"
Li Siqin excited
"Wow, really? Then her martial arts must be very high! Ah~ I really want to meet her, she must be majestic and heroic!"
The emperor pretends to be calm
"That's for sure (internal monologue) You will see her tomorrow and every day."
Li Chunyou turned to Li Siqin
"Siqin, watch the show carefully and don't disturb the emperor"
The emperor waved his hand
"Princess Siqin just has something she doesn't understand. It's a good thing to ask if you don't understand. It's okay, it's okay."
Chunming Palace
Concubine De and Concubine Shu are knitting sweaters in the hall
Concubine Shu asked Concubine De
"Sister Concubine Xian invited you to the theater today?"
Consort De lazily replied
"invited"
"Why don't you go?"
"Don't want to go"
Concubine Shu continued to ask
"Why don't you want to go?"
Defei put down the sweater
"Hey, I said you really plan to break the casserole and ask the end, right? Okay, I'll tell you why I don't want to go, because the female general of the Yang family has watched it more than 800 times, and I can memorize it. What are you looking at?"
Concubine Shu widened her eyes
"Then try memorizing one"
"you!"
Concubine De turned her head to one side and continued knitting
"I don't care about you"
Concubine Shu touched Concubine De with her arm
"Hey, have you heard? Something big happened in Ziyun Pavilion last night."
Concubine De is curious and leans forward
"Ziyun Pavilion? What can happen? Could it be that Zhao Rong is pregnant?"
"No, no, she has been in the palace for less than three months, and she doesn't sleep in bed every day, so how can she be pregnant?"
Concubine De looked at Concubine Shu in puzzlement
"Then what are you talking about?"
"I heard from the palace people that it was General Lan who quarreled with the officials."
"What? General Lan is arguing with the officials? Why? General Lan doesn't want his head?"
Concubine Shu also shook her head
"Then I don't know, who would know what can be arguing between these two fathers and daughters?"
Concubine De has a slightly skeptical tone
"I said, who did you listen to? Is it reliable? How can you listen to half of the story and then don't know it? Logically speaking, you should be able to hear the whole thing, and you can't hear it. I haven’t heard it all the time, how good you are.”
"What's so strange about this? That's why you can't hear everything if you are interrupted while eavesdropping!"
"Since you can't hear everything, what kind of rumors are you spreading? You should ask less in the future, lest you don't know when you will offend people."
Concubine Shu rolled her eyes at Concubine De
"You can pull it down. There are only five of us in this harem concubine. Who can offend each other?"
Another night, Lan Xueyi was holding two jugs of wine in his left hand and a bottle of wine in his right hand. While drinking, he walked into the post house drunk.
Seeing that Lan Xueyi was coming, Li Xiaoming greeted him and asked
"Junior brother, why did you drink like this? Hurry up, sit down first!"
Lan Xueyi staggered, stuffed two jugs of wine into Li Xiaoliang's arms
"Come on, let's drink!"
Li Xiaoliang snatched the wine bottle
"How much have you drank, do you still want to drink?"
Lan Xueyi fell to the ground, lying on the table
"Brother, you drink, drink quickly!"
Li Xiaoliang opened the jug to deal with it
"Okay, okay, brother, I'll just drink it (take a sip) I can drink it!"
Lan Xueyi lay on the table and muttered
"Brother, have I never been feminine?"
Li Xiaoliang squirted out the wine with a "poof"
"What? Femininity? (Then burst into laughter) Where did this come from? Of course you are not feminine anymore!"
Lan Xueyi stood up and pointed at Li Xiaoliang
"You...how can you say that to me!"
Li Xiaoliang looked at Lan Xueyi in front of him and thought he was stupid.
"Are you a man, why are you so feminine? I have been a teacher with you for three years, and I have never felt that you are feminine."
Lan Xueyi was completely drunk, he laughed and continued to lie down
"Okay, then I'll tell you a secret today!"
Li Xiaoliang sat quietly, looked at Lan Xueyi, waited for a while, and saw that she was about to fall asleep
"Hey, I'm waiting for you to tell the secret, but tell me quickly!
Lan Xueyi has fallen into a drowsy sleep
"Say...what do you say?"
Li Xiaoliang sighed and stood up, took a blanket and covered Lan Xueyi
Li Siqin rubbed her eyes and came out from the next room
"Brother, what are you doing up so late? (Cover your nose) Drinking so late? It stinks."
Li Xiaoliang pointed at Lan Xueyi
"I didn't drink it, he drank it! Don't wrong a good man"
Li Siqin ran forward in surprise, knelt and sat by the table, she turned to Li Xiaoliang
"Brother, what is he doing here so late? Still drinking like this?"
"Our brothers and sisters made an appointment to have a drink together before, but it's so late tonight (hesitating), I'm afraid he has something on his mind."
"Nonsense! Who cares to drink so much? (Looking at Lan Xueyi) What did he just say?"
Li Xiaoliang recalled
"He said something unfeminine, and... oh, yes, there is a secret!"
Li Siqin tilted her head and thought for a while
"Unfeminine? Is that me?"
"It doesn't look like it, but it seems to be talking about himself"
Li Siqin looked at Lan Xueyi for a long time
"...brother, carry him to my room"
"What do you want, you?"
"I want to make him my man, and when we cook the raw rice tonight, see if he can still let it go!"
Li Xiaoliang laughed
"Hey, do you know what is raw rice and cooked rice?"
Li Siqin shouted
"Hey! Why don't I know? Isn't it just getting drunk, undressing, and sleeping in a bed? Isn't it?"
"It's the program, but..."
"Don't be such a big deal, we've already finished the matter with this time"
Li Xiaoliang poked Li Siqin's head
"Are you sick? Why are you a big girl (pause) so shameless?"
Li Siqin pokes Li Pinliang's stomach
"I just want your junior brother to be your brother-in-law. What's wrong?"
"Then you can't... take advantage, take advantage of others!"
Li Siqin pouted, looking at Li Xiaoliang with an unhappy expression
"Don't look at me, I don't care about you two, I'm sleepy, I'm going to rest"
"Hey! You can lift him for me anyway! Just lift him!"
Li Siqin watched Li Xiaoliang enter the room and yelled at him
"If you don't help me carry me, I will sleep with him in the living room!"
Li Xiaoliang's response came from the room
"up to you!"
Li Siqin turned Lan Xueyi over and lay on the ground, put a pillow under her head, covered her with a blanket, then brought a basin of water to wipe Lan Xueyi's face, looked at her with a smile on her face, and thought about it
"The eyes are so beautiful, the nose is so high, and the lips are so full, how can this person look so good-looking?"
Li Siqin sniffed Lan Xueyi's mouth
"Uh...it seems to still smell of wine, should I kiss or not?"
Li Siqin shouted, "Little! Little!"
Li Xiaoliang opened the lid, "There are four points in total, and you guessed it right again."
Li Siqin rested her head on her hands and sighed
“Not fun at all, not exciting”
"Why, do you still want to gamble?"
"It's boring for me to gamble alone"
Li Xiaoliang tweeted Li Siqin
"Then I'll go with you, I haven't played yet"
Li Siqin looked at Li Xiaoliang, disdainful
"You? I'm tired of seeing your old face all day long."
Li Xiaoliang replied with disdain
"Say it as if I don't get tired of watching you (turning point) How about I send someone to find General Zhang for you?"
"Why are you looking for him? He is No.1 on the list of people I least want to see."
Li Xiaoliang knocked Li Siqin on the head
"Hey, you fell into the water yesterday but he saved you, why don't you want to see him?"
"He's obviously taking advantage of others' dangers, and he finally seized the opportunity to take advantage of it!"
Li Xiaoliang ordered Li Siqin
"You, this is judging a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain. If he wants to take advantage of you, he can do it at any time. Why do you have to wait until you fall into the water?"
Li Siqin shook her head, "I'm not a villain, I'm a woman"
"It's the same, the only difference is that it's difficult to raise anything." Li Xiaoliang said with a smile
"Hey, can you say that about your sister? Are you my brother or Zhang Tianyu's brother? Why do you always like to speak for him?"
"This is the truth. You see that you have described Lan Xueyi so badly before, why don't you like someone else?"
Li Siqin pouted
"His advantages are much more than his disadvantages, I can't bear to like him at all"
Li Xiaoliang asked curiously
"Then what will he do that you will give him up?"
Li Siqin didn't even think about it, and replied
"Him? I won't give up on him no matter what he does, unless..."
"Unless what?"
Li Siqin said shyly
"Unless he slept with me without my consent"
Li Xiaoliang sighed old-fashioned
"Oh, you really think too much, he doesn't like you at all, what kind of room is he with you?" After saying that, he stood up
Li Siqin looked at Li Xiaoliang who got up
"Hey, brother, where are you going?"
"I'm going into the palace to find my father. I'd rather go to the garden with the emperor and watch a show than sit here all day and listen to your nagging."
Li Siqin let out an unconvinced "呿"
"Aren't you going?"
"I'm not in the mood to go"
Li Xiaoliang put on his coat and said
"then you sit here and daydream by yourself" then go out
Li Siqin sat and thought for a while, then stood up and chased him out
"Brother, wait for me! I'll go too!"
In the imperial garden
The emperor and Xia Wang Li Chunyou, Xixia Queen Murashi, Li Xiaoliang, Li Siqin, Xianfei, and Guifei went to the theater together
Li Siqin looked at the colorful clothes on the stage and the half-understood libretto, and asked Li Xiaoliang in a low voice
"Brother, what is the content of this play?"
Li Xiaoliang answered in a low voice
"Don't ask me, I don't know either"
"Didn't you learn martial arts for so long in the Song Dynasty? How could you not know?"
"You idiot, learning martial arts is not learning opera!"
The emperor laughed when he heard the conversation between the two
"Princess Siqin, this play is about Mu Guiying, the Female General of the Yang Family, and it's about things before the capital of the Song Dynasty moved south."
Li Siqin looked at the stage
"Oh, female generals? That's female generals? Can women in the Song Dynasty fight? Are there female generals now?"
The emperor was stunned for a while
"Women... of course women can fight, and of course there are female generals now!"
Li Siqin excited
"Wow, really? Then her martial arts must be very high! Ah~ I really want to meet her, she must be majestic and heroic!"
The emperor pretends to be calm
"That's for sure (internal monologue) You will see her tomorrow and every day."
Li Chunyou turned to Li Siqin
"Siqin, watch the show carefully and don't disturb the emperor"
The emperor waved his hand
"Princess Siqin just has something she doesn't understand. It's a good thing to ask if you don't understand. It's okay, it's okay."
Chunming Palace
Concubine De and Concubine Shu are knitting sweaters in the hall
Concubine Shu asked Concubine De
"Sister Concubine Xian invited you to the theater today?"
Consort De lazily replied
"invited"
"Why don't you go?"
"Don't want to go"
Concubine Shu continued to ask
"Why don't you want to go?"
Defei put down the sweater
"Hey, I said you really plan to break the casserole and ask the end, right? Okay, I'll tell you why I don't want to go, because the female general of the Yang family has watched it more than 800 times, and I can memorize it. What are you looking at?"
Concubine Shu widened her eyes
"Then try memorizing one"
"you!"
Concubine De turned her head to one side and continued knitting
"I don't care about you"
Concubine Shu touched Concubine De with her arm
"Hey, have you heard? Something big happened in Ziyun Pavilion last night."
Concubine De is curious and leans forward
"Ziyun Pavilion? What can happen? Could it be that Zhao Rong is pregnant?"
"No, no, she has been in the palace for less than three months, and she doesn't sleep in bed every day, so how can she be pregnant?"
Concubine De looked at Concubine Shu in puzzlement
"Then what are you talking about?"
"I heard from the palace people that it was General Lan who quarreled with the officials."
"What? General Lan is arguing with the officials? Why? General Lan doesn't want his head?"
Concubine Shu also shook her head
"Then I don't know, who would know what can be arguing between these two fathers and daughters?"
Concubine De has a slightly skeptical tone
"I said, who did you listen to? Is it reliable? How can you listen to half of the story and then don't know it? Logically speaking, you should be able to hear the whole thing, and you can't hear it. I haven’t heard it all the time, how good you are.”
"What's so strange about this? That's why you can't hear everything if you are interrupted while eavesdropping!"
"Since you can't hear everything, what kind of rumors are you spreading? You should ask less in the future, lest you don't know when you will offend people."
Concubine Shu rolled her eyes at Concubine De
"You can pull it down. There are only five of us in this harem concubine. Who can offend each other?"
Another night, Lan Xueyi was holding two jugs of wine in his left hand and a bottle of wine in his right hand. While drinking, he walked into the post house drunk.
Seeing that Lan Xueyi was coming, Li Xiaoming greeted him and asked
"Junior brother, why did you drink like this? Hurry up, sit down first!"
Lan Xueyi staggered, stuffed two jugs of wine into Li Xiaoliang's arms
"Come on, let's drink!"
Li Xiaoliang snatched the wine bottle
"How much have you drank, do you still want to drink?"
Lan Xueyi fell to the ground, lying on the table
"Brother, you drink, drink quickly!"
Li Xiaoliang opened the jug to deal with it
"Okay, okay, brother, I'll just drink it (take a sip) I can drink it!"
Lan Xueyi lay on the table and muttered
"Brother, have I never been feminine?"
Li Xiaoliang squirted out the wine with a "poof"
"What? Femininity? (Then burst into laughter) Where did this come from? Of course you are not feminine anymore!"
Lan Xueyi stood up and pointed at Li Xiaoliang
"You...how can you say that to me!"
Li Xiaoliang looked at Lan Xueyi in front of him and thought he was stupid.
"Are you a man, why are you so feminine? I have been a teacher with you for three years, and I have never felt that you are feminine."
Lan Xueyi was completely drunk, he laughed and continued to lie down
"Okay, then I'll tell you a secret today!"
Li Xiaoliang sat quietly, looked at Lan Xueyi, waited for a while, and saw that she was about to fall asleep
"Hey, I'm waiting for you to tell the secret, but tell me quickly!
Lan Xueyi has fallen into a drowsy sleep
"Say...what do you say?"
Li Xiaoliang sighed and stood up, took a blanket and covered Lan Xueyi
Li Siqin rubbed her eyes and came out from the next room
"Brother, what are you doing up so late? (Cover your nose) Drinking so late? It stinks."
Li Xiaoliang pointed at Lan Xueyi
"I didn't drink it, he drank it! Don't wrong a good man"
Li Siqin ran forward in surprise, knelt and sat by the table, she turned to Li Xiaoliang
"Brother, what is he doing here so late? Still drinking like this?"
"Our brothers and sisters made an appointment to have a drink together before, but it's so late tonight (hesitating), I'm afraid he has something on his mind."
"Nonsense! Who cares to drink so much? (Looking at Lan Xueyi) What did he just say?"
Li Xiaoliang recalled
"He said something unfeminine, and... oh, yes, there is a secret!"
Li Siqin tilted her head and thought for a while
"Unfeminine? Is that me?"
"It doesn't look like it, but it seems to be talking about himself"
Li Siqin looked at Lan Xueyi for a long time
"...brother, carry him to my room"
"What do you want, you?"
"I want to make him my man, and when we cook the raw rice tonight, see if he can still let it go!"
Li Xiaoliang laughed
"Hey, do you know what is raw rice and cooked rice?"
Li Siqin shouted
"Hey! Why don't I know? Isn't it just getting drunk, undressing, and sleeping in a bed? Isn't it?"
"It's the program, but..."
"Don't be such a big deal, we've already finished the matter with this time"
Li Xiaoliang poked Li Siqin's head
"Are you sick? Why are you a big girl (pause) so shameless?"
Li Siqin pokes Li Pinliang's stomach
"I just want your junior brother to be your brother-in-law. What's wrong?"
"Then you can't... take advantage, take advantage of others!"
Li Siqin pouted, looking at Li Xiaoliang with an unhappy expression
"Don't look at me, I don't care about you two, I'm sleepy, I'm going to rest"
"Hey! You can lift him for me anyway! Just lift him!"
Li Siqin watched Li Xiaoliang enter the room and yelled at him
"If you don't help me carry me, I will sleep with him in the living room!"
Li Xiaoliang's response came from the room
"up to you!"
Li Siqin turned Lan Xueyi over and lay on the ground, put a pillow under her head, covered her with a blanket, then brought a basin of water to wipe Lan Xueyi's face, looked at her with a smile on her face, and thought about it
"The eyes are so beautiful, the nose is so high, and the lips are so full, how can this person look so good-looking?"
Li Siqin sniffed Lan Xueyi's mouth
"Uh...it seems to still smell of wine, should I kiss or not?"
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