Wind and Rain Empire

Mianxian Market Pharmacy

At noon, the shopkeeper of the pharmacy was dozing off with his head propped up

Zhang Tiancheng walked up to the shopkeeper and knocked on the counter

"Shopkeeper, bring me a laxative"

The shopkeeper woke up startled, looked at Zhang Tiancheng, saw that he was wearing a military uniform, nodded slightly, and took out two bags, one red and one blue, and put them on the counter

Looking at the two packs of laxatives, Zhang Tiancheng asked puzzledly

"Hey, I only need one pair, what are you doing with two packs?"

The shopkeeper quickly reached out to introduce laxatives

"Master Jun doesn't know something. Of course, the effects of these two packs are different."

Zhang Tiancheng picked up two packs of laxatives and looked them over carefully

"What's the difference between the two packs of medicine?"

The shopkeeper points to the red bag on the left

"This pack is for normal effects, and it only detoxifies for the day"

Pause he points to another bag in blue

"This is long-acting and can detoxify for three days"

Zhang Tiancheng looked back and forth between the two packs of laxatives and suddenly realized

"It turns out that there is such a miraculous medicinal effect! (Internal monologue) Lao Xie, Lao Xie, if you dare to grab the snow clothes with me, I will tell you that you can't eat them and walk around (to the shopkeeper) then come to this pack of long-acting ones."

The shopkeeper delivered the medicine, Zhang Tiancheng took out the money, and Lan Xueyi just entered the door

Lan Xueyi caught a glimpse of Zhang Tiancheng, stepped forward and asked

"Zhang Tiancheng, why are you here? What medicine are you taking?"

The shopkeeper hurriedly said

"General, this military lord has taken a pack of long-acting laxatives that detoxify for three days"

Zhang Tiancheng was so excited that he slapped the counter

"Hey! I said, why don't you keep secrets for patients?"

Lan Xueyi looked at Zhang Tiancheng suspiciously, and asked

"Are you constipated?"

Zhang Tiancheng looked away nervously, and replied hesitantly

"Yes... yes"

Lan Xueyi pretended to be worried

"Huh? Then why don't you eat it quickly after buying it? The shopkeeper quickly pours a bowl of white water."

Zhang Tiancheng is still hesitating

"No, no, I'll go back to the camp to eat"

Lan Xueyi stared at Zhang Tiancheng, her inner monologue

"Small sample, do you think I don't know what the hell you're up to? Who are you trying to harm? (to Zhang Tiancheng) Hey, no, you can just eat here (to the shopkeeper) I'll take care of the shopkeeper's toilet for three days, specially give him"

Zhang Tiancheng looked at Lan Xueyi, knowing he was wrong, so he changed the subject and asked

"You, what are you doing here?"

"The medicines for internal and external wounds in our camp are all taken from here. Isn't this general here to pay for it? By the way, I also paid for your bag of laxatives for you."

Lan Xueyi took out a silver coin and placed it on the counter

Although the shopkeeper is used to it, he still keeps saying

"General, you can't spend so much money"

Lan Xueyi looked at Zhang Tiancheng, and said to the shopkeeper

"Hey, there are still three days of toilet money."

After the shopkeeper collected the money, he looked at the two of them and was stunned. Lan Xueyi looked at the shopkeeper and found that he hadn't moved.

"Aren't you going to bring the water soon?"

The shopkeeper ran into the house and came out with a bowl of water

Lan Xueyi put her hands on the counter and supported her head, looking at Zhang Tiancheng

"Let's eat"

Zhang Tiancheng looked at the shopkeeper

"I……"

He reluctantly poured the powder into his mouth and picked up the bowl to drink water

Lan Xueyi laughed

"Hey, that's right, how can you not take medicine when you are sick (approaching Zhang Tiancheng, whispering) You, just enjoy these three days slowly, hahaha"

Then she walked out of the pharmacy laughing

Zhang Tiancheng suffered a huge dumb loss, but could only purse his lips, in unspeakable misery, and kept patting his forehead with regret

The shopkeeper looked at Zhang Tiancheng, and asked cautiously

"Then what...jun lord, are you okay?"

Zhang Tiancheng is angry

"Do you think I have something to do? What can I do! ... Hey ... why do I have to buy it for three days!"

The shopkeeper was also speechless, he could only comfort Zhang Tiancheng

"The toilet for these three days is yours, and the general will not reprimand you if you don't return to the camp."

Zhang Tiancheng roared

"I'd rather be trained by her than eat this thing!"

As soon as the words fell, his stomach growled, his expression suddenly became tense, and he whispered

"Oh, this is not good (yelling at the shopkeeper) Shopkeeper, tell me, where is the toilet? (covers buttocks)"

The shopkeeper points out the way

"Go straight and turn left"

Zhang Tiancheng ran straight to the right while clutching his butt, the shopkeeper yelled at Zhang Tiancheng

"Left, left!"

Zhang Tiancheng clutched his buttocks and ran to the left

In the middle of the night, outside the barracks, Zhang Tianyu was looking for Lan Xueyi

After finding it, Zhang Tianyu cupped his hands towards Lan Xueyi and said

"General Lan, my elder brother went out to buy medicine this morning, and he hasn't returned yet. I don't know if something happened."

Lan Xueyi almost burst out laughing, but pretending to be calm, she said to Zhang Tianyu

"Oh, I met him at the pharmacy today, he bought a pack of long-acting laxatives, and now he probably passed out in the pharmacy toilet"

Zhang Tianyu was puzzled and asked Lan Xueyi

"What does he buy laxatives for?"

Lan Xueyi was puzzled and looked at Zhang Tianyu

"What else can I do with laxatives? Eat it."

Zhang Tianyu was surprised, and asked Lan Xueyi

"Could it be that he...he eats by himself?"

Lan Xueyi asked Zhang Tianyu

"if not?"

Zhang Tianyu was thinking

"It must be what he said this morning that made him treat General Xie as a rival in love, so he wanted to buy laxatives to hurt General Xie (to Lan Xueyi) Then I will go to the pharmacy with the following people to see him."

Lan Xueyi shook Zhang Tianyu's hand and said

"Well, let's go"

Seeing Zhang Tianyu leave, Lan Xueyi patted the table and laughed

Pharmacy counter

Zhang Tianyu was leading a few soldiers knocking on the door

The shopkeeper ran to open the door with a strange expression on his face.

Zhang Tianyu walked in, looked around, and asked the shopkeeper

"The shopkeeper, where is the person?"

The shopkeeper looked bewildered, and asked Zhang Tianyu

"People? Who?"

Zhang Tianyu yelled at the shopkeeper

"It's the one who took laxatives!"

The shopkeeper suddenly realized, and replied to Zhang Tianyu:

"Oh, oh! He is lying on the bench in the house, and has passed out."

Zhang Tianyu grabbed the shopkeeper by the collar and asked

"Why did he pass out? What did you do to him?"

The shopkeeper quickly waved his hand and explained to Zhang Tianyu

"He took laxatives himself, it's none of my business!"

Zhang Tianyu let go of the shopkeeper's collar and said to him, "Lead the way!"

The shopkeeper hurriedly led Zhang Tianyu to find Zhang Tiancheng

The cubby next door to the pharmacy

Zhang Tiancheng was lying on the bench in a daze, with his arms on his head

Zhang Tianyu stepped forward, bent down, pushed Zhang Tiancheng, and called out

"elder brother?"

Zhang Tiancheng opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Tianyu

"Tianyu? Where am I? (Sit up)"

Zhang Tianyu sat beside Zhang Tiancheng, and said to Zhang Tiancheng

"You're still in the pharmacy, I'll take you back right away"

Zhang Tiancheng just stood up after answering "Okay", when his stomach started growling again, so he quickly covered his stomach

"No, wait for me (run away)"

After a while Zhang Tiancheng walked back to the small room, knelt down on the ground and cried

Zhang Tiancheng knelt on the ground crying and pounding the floor

"I hate, I hate!"

Zhang Tianyu dragged Zhang Tiancheng up, pulled him to a chair and sat down

"Stop howling, what a shame!"

Zhang Tiancheng sat on a chair and patted his thigh

"Why do I need to take that laxative? I'm telling the truth, just say that I'm jealous of General Xie!"

Zhang Tianyu blamed Zhang Tiancheng

"Look at you, who forced you to eat?"

Zhang Tiancheng explained to Zhang Tianyu

"I was shopping, and she came in Xueyi. I definitely can't say that it was for others to eat, so... I ate it myself"

Zhang Tianyu hit Zhang Tiancheng on the head

"Your brain is sick!"

Zhang Tianyu sighed, turned his forehead to the side

On this day, Lan Xueyi ordered the row of soldiers in front of him to

she shouted to the soldiers

"Today's task is very simple. Carry the bricks in front of you to the backyard, roll the rocks to the grass shed, do you hear me?"

The soldiers clapped their hands in unison

"Yes! General!"

Everyone started to move bricks

Zhang Tiancheng looked at the pile of bricks in front of him like a hill and a boulder at the same height as him

Lan Xueyi walked past Zhang Tiancheng

"What are you looking at? Are you moving soon?"

Zhang Tiancheng pointed to the pile of bricks and boulders

"General, are you not sincerely embarrassing me?"

Lan Xueyi pretends to remember

"Is there? Didn't you give you three days off a while ago? Just treat you as someone else's job for three days."

Zhang Tiancheng defended

"That's my diarrhea! Do you want to count those three days?"

"Stop talking nonsense, didn't you find that by yourself? Don't move it and wait for the army stick"

After Lan Xueyi finished speaking and walked away, Xie Guanxiong approached Zhang Tiancheng

Xie Guanxiong stepped forward and asked Zhang Tiancheng with concern

"What's wrong? Can't you move it?"

Zhang pointed to the pile of bricks in front of him

"General Xie, look at the number of people and mine"

Xie Guanxiong looked at the pile of bricks and boulders, nodded

"It's true that General Lan is biased like this. How about it, I will move the brick for you, and you will be responsible for rolling the stone."

Zhang Tiancheng is delighted

"Thank you so much, thank you General!"

Zhang Tiancheng's inner theater: Xie Guanxiong moved bricks, Zhang Tiancheng pushed the stone to Xie Guanxiong, Xie Guanxiong was crushed by the stone

He laughed so hard that he was hit on the head by Xie Guanxiong

Xie Guanxiong looked at Zhang Tiancheng

"You work honestly, why are you giggling alone?"

Zhang Tiancheng came back to his senses

"Oh"

Xie Guanxiong picked up a lot of bricks and walked forward slowly. Zhang Tiancheng pushed the stone hard, but it couldn't move. He pushed with all his strength, and the stone rolled forward. Zhang Tiancheng stepped on the air and fell to the ground

Zhang Tiancheng howled when he fell

"Ouch!"

Xie Guanxiong turned his head and saw Zhang Tiancheng wrestling, ran forward and asked Zhang Tiancheng

"Are you OK?"

Just when he was about to reach out to grab Zhang Tiancheng, the brick in his arms fell and hit Zhang Tiancheng with a crackling sound.

Zhang Tiancheng was hit on the head by a falling brick and screamed in pain

"what!"

Xie Guanxiong hurriedly picked bricks, and said sorry to Zhang Tiancheng

"Oh, it's all my fault! Are you okay?"

Zhang Tiancheng's head was bleeding, he pointed at Xie Guanxiong

"you you"

He finally felt something flowing from his head, and when he touched his head and saw blood, he passed out

Zhang Tianyu's tent in the military camp

Zhang Tiancheng woke up on the couch and felt a headache. He held his forehead and let out a cry

"what"

Zhang Tianyu pressed Zhang Tiancheng

"Don't move, there is a hole in your head!"

Zhang Tiancheng was shocked, and looked at Zhang Tianyu in panic

"What? Smashed a hole?"

"Hurry up! The two holes in your head were caused by Lan Xueyi, so you won't learn how to behave, will you?"

Zhang Tiancheng suffocated his mouth

"This time it's because I want General Xie to have a taste of my power, to crush him with rolling stones"

Zhang Tianyu sighed

"I think you can forget it, you don't have the talent to hurt people, you made yourself like this"

Xie Guanxiong heard the sound and entered the tent, and said with a smile

"Let me have a taste of how powerful you are?"

Zhang Tianyu vs Xie Guanxiong

"General Xie, my brother is talking nonsense, you can ignore him"

Zhang Tiancheng waved his hand with a dignified air

"No, I didn't! General Xie, I think we should talk about it. I hope you keep a distance from General Lan and stop seducing her."

Xie Guanxiong looked at Zhang Tiancheng in surprise, and pointed at himself

"Me? I seduced her? What did I do to seduce her? (Pointing to the outside of the camp, shouting) Who would take a fancy to her?"

Lan Xueyi walked into the tent and coughed

Xie Guanxiong hands over to Lan Xueyi

"Don't blame me for a momentary slip of the tongue, General Lan! But, I'm already getting married and he's still talking nonsense here! (Pointing at Zhang Tiancheng) Is there something wrong with this person's mind?"

Lan Xueyi laughed

"Sure (looks at Zhang Tiancheng) General Xie, he is going to marry Murat soon, you think too much"

Zhang Tiancheng looked at the three of them

"None of you mentioned it to me, how do I know?"

Lan Xueyi pointed at him

"That's because you are stupid, the reason is that your brain is broken!"

Zhang Tianyu laughed along

"Isn't that thrown out by you, General Lan, when you were a child?"

Xie Guanxiong suddenly realized, and looked at Lan Xueyi

"Oh! It turns out that you are still old friends."

Lan Xueyi glanced at Zhang Tiancheng, disdainfully

"Old is relatively old, but I have never been friends (to Zhang Tiancheng) Zhang Tiancheng, I will leave the words here for you today, I have nothing to do with you, I like whoever I don't like and whoever doesn't do your business, others like me If you don't like me, I won't do your business, understand?"

Xie Guanxiong Chao Zhang Tiancheng

"Yeah, none of your business"

Zhang Tianyu also faces Zhang Tiancheng

"Listen, it's none of your business!"

Zhang Tiancheng talking to himself

"Okay, don't do my business (pause, to Lan Xueyi) Then can I ask you, General Lan, one thing alone?"

Zhang Tianyu walks towards Xie Guanxiong

"Thank you General, let's go."

Xie Guanxiong nodded

Zhang Tianyu and Xie Guanxiong leave the camp

Lan Xueyi saw the two of them going out, and said to Zhang Tiancheng

"Everyone is gone, you can ask"

Zhang Tiancheng asked Lan Xueyi

"Is it possible for the two of us in the next life?"

Lan Xueyi laughed

"impossible"

Zhang Tiancheng continued to question

"What about the next life?"

Lan Xueyi looked directly at Zhang Tiancheng

"From this life to countless lives, it is impossible"

Zhang Tiancheng is puzzled

"Why? What's wrong with me, I can fix whatever is wrong"

Lan Xueyi approached Zhang Tiancheng

"Let me tell you, you have a lot of problems, you are a big problem, and I don't want you, a problem person, to be my problem. My family and my career have enough problems. I don't need More questions to fill my life"

Zhang Tiancheng looked at Lan Xueyi, fully understood what she meant, then lowered his head in frustration

"Okay then, I understand, from today onwards, I won't harass you anymore"

Lan Xueyi surrenders to Zhang Tiancheng

"Thank you for your fulfillment"

Then Lan Xueyi left Zhang Tianyu's tent

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The task of clearing the shit mines has been successfully completed, everyone can rest assured to read the follow-up part