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At the beginning of the Chinese lanterns, the summer cicadas sing.The breeze blows over the willows on the shore, and the water surface has a few ripples~~~~~ "Boom——" The sound of the cola can hitting the fence broke the tranquility.

"Hiss—that kid Dong Mo is too aggressive! Didn't he just kiss him once with a truth-or-dare kiss, as for blowing him away?!" Geng Xiaoyu muttered as he walked while rubbing his hot face. with. "Sir, I see that your luck is in a mess, and you have been in some misfortune recently~" A voice that sounded young but not lacking in the aura of a magic stick came from the side of him.Looking up, a young man in his 20s, with two classic mustaches, wearing a Taoist hat from a street stall, holding a rough whisk, pretending to be sitting roadside.Hey, can't this little liar pretend to be a fortune teller to be more professional?Isn't the classic line black?What the hell is luck? !Geng Xiaoyu complained endlessly in her heart, anyway, these two days just happen to be in the state of running away from home, so why don't you just bully this buddy~ So, our actor Geng (Da Wu) instantly changed his face, "Ah? How do you know that?" ? Master~ What should I do? Help me quickly!" "Don't believe me, just listen to me... huh? Cough cough, benefactor, don't panic, Pindao has his own way to help you adjust your luck and resolve disasters For the first time, Han Ye felt the kindness of this society~ I think he has been in the society for several years, how can there be such a good boy with roots (stupid), righteous (white), seedlings (good) red (bully)!As Han Ye said, he took out the ghost painting talisman he had drawn in the afternoon from his arms, pretending to be inscrutable, "This talisman can resolve bad luck and adjust the luck of the whole body. It can not only keep you safe but also help you strengthen your body." Keep fit. For the sake of your sincerity, I will reluctantly part with you, and I will count you as 88." After finishing, he showed an expression of saving all sentient beings. "No!" Unexpectedly, this seemingly stupid young man refused straight away.Han Ye, who was maintaining an embarrassing and profound appearance, was thrown to the ground by the kid before he could react.

"Wow! Master, did I commit some kind of bloody disaster with a dark seal, an unlucky fate, and a tribulation of karma~ Then what kind of life and money wasted, and you beat him and ended up alone for the rest of his life~~~ woo woo woo~~ Don't~~!" Geng Xiaoyu uttered all the words that came to mind, and at the same time, rubbed a few times on this fortune teller who seemed to have no meat but was soft. "Ah? Huh? Stop, stop! Don't move, stop!" Han Ye's heart seemed to be ~ ah no, it really felt like ten thousand mud horses whizzed by!This buddy looks tall and handsome, but it's a pity~ he's a bitch!Hehe, look at my 360-degree eyes with no dead ends.have to!I've been busy for a long time. "This benefactor, you get up first, let me see~ your luck is not that serious. Er... Look, do you see it? The tree at 30, ah no, 80 meters to our left The tree saw it. You, go and run around the tree three times clockwise and then three times counterclockwise, and you’ll be fine.” Tsk tsk tsk ~ little liar Taoist priest, you just want to send me away, it’s not that easy~

Geng Xiaoyu secretly pinched herself, and squeezed out two tears, "No, master~ I'm not going anywhere, I'll just follow you!"... Tell me, if you grow a cute face, showing big wet eyes, there is no doubt that the lethality must be leveraged.But you have a pair of sword-shaped eyebrows, a high nose bridge, and although your eyes are not big, you have a deep face. What a cute face!Han Ye, who kept a dark face on his face, silently pushed away the young man who hadn't (!) let go, "Relax first, it's getting late, and the poor are about to go home..." Geng Xiao Yu couldn't help but smirk in her heart, what she wanted was this result! "Yeah, master, I'll help you clean it up." "Stay!...OK. Come and put these things here, where are the two..." Han Ye instructed the young man while putting the valuables Stuffed a few things into the bag, "...well, yes, put those together." Immediately, he ran away.I can't fool you little bastard, and I can't hide anymore, you want to rely on me~ no way.Tsk, I know this pirated little Taoist is not so easy to fool, but, with your small body of at most 178, you are going to sprint with me?Hey~ I won the 400m champion for nothing!Started to catch up, not forgetting to take the pile of junk.

"Master, master~ Is it necessary for us to run home like this to adjust our luck?" I'll go!Why did this kid catch up so quickly! !There is no other way, young man, you forced me~ Han Ye adjusted his pace and rushed towards the police station.

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_(:зゝ∠)_The scumbag author said that he didn’t know much about professional discourses such as Taoist priests and spell functions, and the relevant discourses in the article were compiled by himself