A gentleman takes revenge, relying on his face for ten years

Early in the morning, the roof of the Qiongchang Palace was blown away by the emperor's screams.

Xia Rong rushed into the bedroom with a restless heart, and found that the two ancestors had quarreled again, but the quarrel seemed a little wrong.

Lord Long Live and Master Yan...why are they both on the bed? !

"Surnamed Yan! Who allowed you to climb on my bed?" Liang Hao shouted angrily while wrapping himself in a quilt.

Yan Chongjin explained helplessly: "Your Majesty had a nightmare last night, and kept holding on to Weichen's hand, so Weichen had to sleep with you all night." He is not someone who would wrong him to sleep on the ground, so he crawled up naturally. Went to the dragon bed.

Seeing that he was fully dressed, Liang Han felt relieved when he thought that he was indeed holding the other party's wrist when he woke up, but he was still a little resentful: "You can sleep as long as you want, what mask are you taking off?!" He opened his eyes Just seeing that ugly face, almost scared to death on the spot, okay?

"It's hard to sleep with a mask on." Yan Chongjin got off the dragon couch, and said to Xia Rong with a dull face, "Elder-in-law, it's time to prepare to go to court."

"Yes, yes, the old slave will arrange to freshen up."

"Stop." Liang Han nailed Xia Rong to the ground with a quick glance, "If I hear something messy, no one in the Qiongchang Palace will be left, including you."

"Yes, this old slave understands!!" Xia Rong rolled out tremblingly.

Yan Chongjin sneered and said: "The Emperor really cherishes Long Yu. The one who cleans himself will clean himself. If you do this, the more you describe it, the worse it will be."

"Why don't you say who did the harm?" Liang Han was furious, "Yan Chongjin, you are so brave, how dare you stun me!"

The other party looked innocent: "Your Majesty, did you remember wrongly? Obviously, the emperor himself didn't stand still and bumped into my finger..."

Are you a fucking magnet so attractive?Liang Han really couldn't get angry with this shameless person.After all, I can use him now, so I will remember this account first, and I will deal with it to death after I pass the scientific examination!

Seeing that the other party was blushing from the suffocation and hadn't scolded him, Yan Chongjin decided not to tease the child anymore.Coughing twice, he said seriously: "Your Majesty had a nightmare last night?"

"What's with you?"

"It has nothing to do with the minister, why call the minister's name?"

Liang Han was startled, and immediately responded quickly: "Did Yan Aiqing remember wrongly? It is obvious that you have auditory hallucinations, but I didn't dream of you..." Although the general in the dream I can't see the face clearly, but I still feel pretty handsome. After being ejaculated by him for so many years, I almost ejaculated my emotions. It doesn't look like someone who looks so disillusioned!I must have made a mistake, that person couldn't be Yan Chongjin!

The other party didn't want to admit it, and Yan Chongjin didn't ask any more questions.Seeing that Xia Rong came in with the palace servants who were waiting for the grooming, he put on a mask and avoided going out.

After Liang Han finished his breakfast, he changed into court clothes and drove to Fengtian Hall.The supervisor of ceremonies sang and drank, the emperor sat down, and all officials knelt on the mountain and shouted long live.

In the ranks of civil servants, Yan Chongjin was wearing a grimacing silver mask, neither an official cap nor a court dress, but only wearing a nondescript blue dark suit and standing next to the Minister of Rites, standing out among the officials.Liang Han didn't want to see anything wrong in the morning, so he pretended not to see it.

"There is an early play, and there is nothing to retreat."

"I have a book to play." Liu Tiance, Minister of the Ministry of Industry, reported.

"What's the matter with Liu Aiqing?"

"What Weichen played is related to the public toilet project in Dongdu City."

The new emperor took office three times, but no one thought that such an insignificant yamen as the Ministry of Industry would be burned by Liang Hao.Liu Tiance has never heard of any monarch who cares so much about shitting and peeing.However, the banner raised by the emperor is that there is no trivial matter, and people's livelihood is greater than the sky.What else can he say?Take the medicine according to the prescription - do it accordingly.

Liang Hao hopes to build public toilets on the major main roads in the eastern capital where there are many people, so as not to step on thunder when leaving the palace, and to improve the appearance of the city and prevent infectious diseases at the same time.But in this era, there are no high-power water pumps, no running water pipes can be repaired, and the underground sewage system is too huge, so only small independent public toilets can be built.

The eastern capital is built along the river, so there is no shortage of water.As long as the water truck transports the water to the water tank on the roof, and then uses the siphon principle of the flush toilet to flush and replenish, ordinary people can easily go to the toilet.

Liu Tiance stumbled and talked in circles for a long time, but in the end he only settled on one key point: money.

Hubu Shangshu shook on the spot, curled up his neck like a plague chicken, and pretended to be dead.

All the courtiers knew that Hubu Shangshu was a stunted cow.No matter when anyone opens his mouth at any time, he will stretch out a bitter face, lift up his sleeves patched with three flowers, and tell you: no money.

When Liang Han was in charge of the country, he had run into trouble with the miser, so when he heard the Ministry of Industry asking for money, his head suddenly became dizzy.

"Your Majesty, in fact, there is no need to use the treasury for this matter." Yan Chongjin came out to speak.

Liang Han didn't want to talk to him at first, but he couldn't be disrespectful in court, so he could only ask, "What is Yan Qing's good plan?"

"Returning to the emperor, the money for building public toilets can be collected from the people. If it is built near the market, the money from the merchants will be collected. If it is built near the houses of the people, the money from the households will be collected. Especially for those who collect manure and buy fertilizer For people, the cost of buying manure from all over the street is much higher than collecting it from public toilets, so they should be willing to pay the money. The final fertilizer can also be distributed according to the donation ratio.”

As expected of a profiteer from the Yan family, I like it.Liang Hao immediately saw that this annoying guy was very pleasing to the eye, and said to Liu Tiance: "Contract to build the toilet, and pay dividends according to the capital. Let's do it like this."

"The minister obeys the order."

Most of the officials present were from aristocratic families, and they were seldom interested in such filthy things, and even thought it would be disrespectful to talk about them in the court, so they all showed contempt for Yan Chongjin's businessman mentality.

Fortunately, a certain person has a double-faced face, and there is a mask to block it, so he is calm when thousands of arrows strike.

"Hmph." A light, cold hum came from above.Prime Minister Lin Xuan stroked his gray beard and said: "Your Majesty, according to the old minister, the matter of respect is important, and the matter of dressing is also important. Master Yan came to the morning court so casually, do you have decent officials and court discipline in your eyes?"

Liang Han sighed inwardly.

You old guy usually hates me, so why mess with him?The surname Yan doesn't even have me in his eyes, how can he return his mother's court face? !

Yan Chongjin really turned back: "Forgive me, Prime Minister, I left the court clothes with the emperor last night. I was afraid that I would miss the morning court so I didn't have time to change it."

Lin Xuan stuck his hand on his beard.There was silence in Fengtian Hall.

Liang Han almost slipped off the dragon chair.Can this bastard ball speak?Return my innocence!

He took a deep breath, collected himself, coughed lightly and said: "Commander Yan was on duty all night, it's been hard work, and he will come to the court later..." Curse!

Yan Chongjin bowed his head, and the officials remembered that someone was also the head of the internal supervisor, and they probably understood the reason in their hearts.

Next, various departments successively reported many trivial government affairs.Liang Hao reckoned that the memorial to be reviewed today would cost several catties, and his mood suddenly became as gloomy as a crow's hair.

What's so good about being an emperor?There are 360 ​​five days a year, and there is no day off.Fighting with the old foxes during the day, and grading papers at night is more tiring than doing homework.I thought I would be able to marry a bunch of beauties if I became a foundation, but my mother has to face Yan Chongjin's ugly face for three years. I really want to resign!

No one knew that the calm emperor was roaring like a horse leader in his heart.Just as Qu Jian finished reporting to the Ministry of Rites about the preparatory meeting, Xia Rong suddenly trotted from the apse, touched Liang Han's side, whispered a few words, and all the officials saw the face of the person on the dragon chair change slightly.

An urgent letter from Juxia Palace: Princess Mulan and Chen Yuan are missing.

This little girl, Chen Yuan, has a special status. She is Chen Yan's granddaughter, but was brainwashed by Liang Sheng to become her own daughter.Liang Han didn't want to kill innocent people in vain, so he sent someone to have a deep talk with her.Seeing that the little girl was sensible, Qiudi felt sorry for her having lost her family early, so she kindly took her in.

Princess Mulan is twelve years old this year, just at the age of fun, she gave the late Emperor a half-month mourning, and has regained her vitality in the past few days.Qiu Di has a demure temperament, and it is impossible to accompany her crazy all day long, so she let Xiao Chen Yuan accompany her.Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, the two little people disappeared, and a group of eunuchs and maids searched for half an hour but failed to find them.Hu Ji fainted on the spot when she heard about it, and the concubines couldn't make up their minds, so Qiu Di reported it to the emperor.

Liang Han hastily finished his morning court and returned to the harem.

It was early spring at this time, and the winter jasmine and forsythia in the imperial garden were in full bloom, and the garden was full of light yellow and fresh green.According to the palace people, Princess Mulan and the girl from the Chen family were kicking shuttlecocks behind the rockery at that time, and accidentally kicked the chicken feather shuttlecock onto the treetop.The two nuns climbed the tree to pick up shuttlecocks for them, and it took only one breath and one breath, and when they turned around, the two little girls were gone.

This thing is too strange.Liang Han stood at the place where Mulan and Chen Yuan disappeared, looking left and right.

There was no pool nearby, so it couldn't have fallen into the water.If he was taken away by someone, he should make some noise.He walked a few steps around the ancient and rugged rockery, and murmured: "The two big living people, in such a short time, did they go to the sky or to the earth? Or... turned into butterflies?" gone?"

"Your Majesty has such a rich imagination." A voice laughed in his ear.

Liang Han's blood pressure jumped sharply, and he turned his head while grinding his teeth: "Why are you here?"

Yan Chongjin shrugged and said in a natural tone, "Didn't Your Majesty ask the minister to come and get the clothes?"

Nima, don't mention the clothes, can you do it? !

Yan Chongjin didn't care about the other party's knife-like gaze, pointed to a protruding conglomerate on the rock wall of the rockery and said: "There is something wrong with this rock."

Knowing that it is not appropriate to argue with someone at this time, Liang Hao turned his attention to the dark green rock, and couldn't help frowning: "Why is there a thorn growing here... Hiss!" He just touched his finger It was punctured, and the bright red blood on the stone thorn disappeared instantly, as if it had been absorbed.

The two looked at each other, and they both noticed something strange.Before he had time to react, the stone path under the rockery shook slightly, and a huge, dark hole suddenly burst open!The ground was suddenly empty, and Liang Han and Yan Chongjin fell down in an instant.