lustful

Yu Shi was blocked by Xiaobai's words, and he was speechless for a long time.

Xiao Bai said softly: "Since you don't know her, how can you know that she is a terrible queen?"

The censor was embarrassed to say that the empress was really shivering, so he could only murmur: "This Xie family has been trafficked by human traffickers..."

Xiaobai smiled: "She was arrested by a human trafficker, and it's not that she is a human trafficker?"

He added another sentence: "Even if you are a human trafficker, as long as you have the heart to repent, you should give people a chance."

He coughed and said nothing.Let the censor go back.

On the way back, the censor felt something was wrong.Thinking of the last words of the emperor, I always feel that there is something behind the words.

He thought of home all the way, so nervous that he couldn't sleep at night.

In the middle of the night, I suddenly remembered something!Then Prime Minister Xiao has been a human trafficker!

terrible.

The emperor was reminding him not to talk about this matter all the time, if one day people feel that he is targeting the prime minister, then life will be difficult in the future.

As a censor, he always offends people on weekdays, and he has no daughter to marry the emperor. What about the empress is actually a trivial matter.She can turn the world upside down, and... To be honest, Xie Yinger's article is not bad, even an old man over fifty years old may not have such skills.

Hey, why bother, it's not worth it to offend the queen and the prime minister for a trivial matter.

A few days later, the censor never said anything about this.

Chaozhong finally calmed down.

After the Zhengshuo is determined, it will be the reign name of the new monarch.

Huo Yunshan gave it a name, Ping An.

Xiaobai has no opinion, he has no opinion on anything, he has given full play to his lazy skills as a monarch, as long as it is harmless, he has no opinion!

Because he always has no opinion, it is very easy for the ministers to work.

A few months later, everyone discovered another big problem.

That's the name!

Huo Yunshan found that the ministers in the memorials they got several times wrote Bai in all kinds of strange ways!

"What the hell is this! Look at the meaning of the multiple apostrophes in front of the white character!" Xiao Bai couldn't laugh or cry.

Huo Yunshan said: "There are still people who put a grass head on it!"

Yin Yuanshan flew over a memorial: "Look at me, there is also a girl for me!"

Xiaobai couldn't laugh or cry: "What is this for?"

Xiao Mo said: "It's because His Majesty called this name, so avoid it."

Huo Yunshan smiled: "Perhaps he called this name, and others can't even write this word, it's also fun."

Xiao Mo said: "This is also a rule. The first emperor's name contains the character for longevity, so when everyone writes the character for longevity, don't write that dot!"

Xiaobai was surprised and said, "There is still a dot in the word Shou?"

Huo Yunshan: "..."

No culture is terrible!

Zhou Ruoci persuaded: "This is also a rule. If your majesty finds it troublesome, you can stipulate the way to write this word."

Xiaobai said: "Does that mean I can only exchange it after I die?"

Zhou Ruoci was taken aback for a moment, and said awkwardly, "Then...theoretically, it is like this."

Xiaobai said: "Then what if there are children like me who don't know the original one?"

Zhou Ruoci: "This...just one word..."

Xiaobai said again: "It's just one word, if someone writes a few, I won't lose a piece of meat."

He smiled slightly: "I never shy away from these things. I will make an order tomorrow and let everyone write whatever they want."

Zhou Ruo said: "No!"

"why?"

Huo Yunshan and Xiaobai looked at him with surprised eyes.

Zhou Ruo said: "This taboo is a rule. Since there is such a rule, it makes sense."

He sighed: "Abstaining from a taboo is to determine your superiority and inferiority. If you don't have this, everyone will inevitably look down on you. I also know that a real gentleman doesn't mind this, but it is inevitable that a villain will make trouble because of it."

Xiaobai nodded, and felt that what Zhou Ruoci said made sense.

also agreed.

The next day he felt something was wrong again.

"Huao, tell me, if I become the emperor and I can't write the name Xiaobai, then wouldn't others be able to call it by this name, even if it is written in white, many people have to write and use the small characters, it's too troublesome. "

Huo Yunshan saw that he was worried, and he was also worried for a while: "Is there any way to do this? Master Zhou's words are also reasonable. If you don't even care about the superiority and inferiority, you will definitely have trouble. Think about it, if you become the emperor, everyone else will have trouble." Taboo, only you don't have it, what if someone with a heart takes advantage of it to cause trouble?"

He added: "It's better to change the word than to fight."

Hearing what he said, Xiaobai still felt uncomfortable.

At night, he dreamed that other people's children had to change their names, which was troublesome and easy to mess up.

I also thought that when I was in my 20s, I didn't even know the real way to write the character "Shou", so it would be troublesome to think about it!

Early the next morning, Xiao Mo came to urge him to change the small characters and white characters and issue an edict.

result……

Xiaobai's paper is empty.

"Your Majesty, what are you doing? Is this so difficult!" Xiao Mo said sadly, "Why worry about such a trivial matter!"

Xiaobai gave him a blank look: "I'm thinking of a word!"

"What word?"

Huo Yunshan walked in with a smile, and said lightly, "He wants a word that no one uses."

"What?"

Xiaobai held his chin and said: "I've thought about it, my name is too common, many people have to write it down, and there are still many people with this name, so everyone can't make trouble with me."

"So..." Xiao Mo looked at Xiao Bai in shock, "What are you doing, Your Majesty?"

Xiaobai said, "I'm going to change my name."

"No..." Xiao Mo looked at him dumbfounded, "Your Majesty, your operation has never been done before."

Huo Yunshan folded his arms and said with a smile: "What no one has done before, he has done it once or twice."

Xiao Mo sighed: "Just find a word here, what if someone accidentally offends me?"

How can this word be used?

If you change the name for this, wouldn't it be annoying to death.

If this is changed today, a batch needs to be replaced, and if the other is changed tomorrow, another batch will be replaced.

Xiaobai said: "So I want to change a word that is not commonly used! Help me think about it."

Xiao Mo thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out.

Later Huo Yunshan said: "It's better to just create a new character!"

Xiaobai shook his head: "No, if you create a character, people in the future will inevitably follow suit. This is not generosity but arrogance. If everyone becomes an emperor, he must create a character. Isn't it too arrogant? How many strange words there are!"

After tossing like this until the afternoon, he finally found a word in an ancient book.

"Gu!"

"What do you mean!" Yin Yuanshan was excited, "This word is amazing!"

Xiaobai said seriously: "This is the name of the mountain with steep sides and a relatively flat top!"

"However, this is the name of a mountain." Xiao Mo said regretfully, "In ancient times, the names of mountains and waters should not be used as names. Ordinary people even avoid it, let alone the emperor? I am afraid it will be unlucky."

Xiaobai waved his hand: "That's all, I like this word."

The next day the imperial court issued an edict:

"I heard that the name of the Son of Heaven in ancient times was difficult to know but easy to taboo. Now there are many people among the people who commit crimes because of the taboo. Those who have violated the taboo (Xiaobai) before this edict and were convicted will be pardoned."