lustful

The little white man is big as a kid, and he is so strong that he dies. Master Huo Xiaohou couldn't beat him, so he touched his armpit and moved around, his face turned red with anger.

Xiaobai grabbed a few handfuls under his armpit with both hands, and seeing Master Huo Xiaohou moving around, his face was flushed, and he couldn't help but smiled triumphantly.

But not long after he was complacent, he heard Master Huo Xiaohou's cold and dissatisfied voice: "Xiaobai, let me go!"

Xiao Bai was startled by the sound, embarrassed for a while, and then decided not to admit it, but his hands were no longer embarrassed to tease him, and pressed his arms up and down, without moving or speaking.

The little dude was already a broken sleeve, and after being teased by him like this, his whole body softened. Seeing that he didn't speak, he shouted angrily: "Stop pretending, I saw the teeth on your neck."

Xiaobai panicked, and guiltily covered the string of small pendants around his neck with his hands.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Master Huo Xiaohou pushed him off with a carp, and jumped away a few steps.

When Xiaobai was seven years old, he secretly drank wine from Prince Xue Jia's cup at the royal banquet.When playing hide-and-seek with other children, I hid behind the rockery and fell asleep as soon as I got drunk, and fell asleep all day long.

When someone found him, there was a string of pendants around his neck, which were eleven teeth made of jade.

He was confused and couldn't tell where the teeth came from. For this reason, Master Huo Xiaohou made fun of him for a long time.

"It's promising, I've become the King of Shu, I've come back to tease my brother by pretending to be a scholar." Master Huo Xiaohou couldn't get enough of it, he grabbed a snowball and threw it at Xiaobai viciously.

Xiaobai groped his childhood friend out of conscience, and when he found out, he felt sorry for him, no matter how thick-skinned he dared not hide, he beat him hard.

A snowball with dirt in it smashed towards the door, and the face like a small white jade carving immediately turned red.

He stretched out his hand to wipe it, and said with a bitter face: "It's my fault that I lied to you, but you..."

How did you become such a ghost?

Where did the little talent go when the pen fell in shock and the poem became weeping ghosts and gods?

Xiaobai left Beijing at the age of eight to become the king of Shu, and only briefly returned to the capital once or twice in the middle, and had some correspondence with Huo Yunshan over the years.

Huo Yunshan's handwriting became more and more beautiful, and his poems became better and better, while Xiaobai's handwriting remained the same as when he was seven years old, like a dog crawling.

Later, the number of letters gradually decreased. Young people always grow up and gradually forget their childhood friendships.

Huo Yunshan gradually grew into a handsome young man, and then he accidentally overturned his car and became the number one dude in the capital, a super immoral man with broken sleeves, who robbed civilian men everywhere, even promising scholars.

And Xiaobai became a... a freak.

"But what am I?" Huo Xiaohou's handsome face collapsed, and he stared at Xiaobai: "Our brother, I won't care about you if you beat me up, tell me honestly, you secretly left Shu , What are you going to do when you come to the capital?"

Xiaobai frowned. He came to Beijing because he received a secret order from the palace, but how could he let Huo Yunshan know that if this person hadn't started committing suicide five years ago, he could still help him now, but now he What else can you expect from him if he looks like a rat crossing the street?

He regretted that he had teased him on a whim, otherwise he wouldn't have found himself.

"I... I'm here to participate in the scientific examination." Xiaobai said, this lie is really not very clever.

Huo Yunshan stared at him with wide eyes: "You? Take the imperial examination?"

Xiaobai didn't dare to speak.

Huo Yunshan suddenly covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "You can't even write well, and you still dare to take the imperial examination, you should be more careful."

noob:"……"

It seems that Huo Xiaohou has been a dandy for a long time, and his brain is not working well. He actually really believes that he is here to take the imperial examination.

"Don't talk about whether your essay is good or not. Your writing is like a dog crawling. When the official who collects the paper sees your handwriting, he directly throws your exam paper into the wastebasket." Huo Yunshan was eloquent. Jedi said, "Our emperor is a great calligrapher. He hates bad calligraphy the most. If there is something good at the top, it will be worse at the bottom."

Xiaobai saw that the blindness had passed, and immediately pretended to be disappointed: "I spent a lot of energy to come here. You don't know how closely the ministers of the Shu Kingdom watch me. Ever since my father died when I was eight years old Afterwards, my mother, concubine and ministers looked at me like a puppy every day, not letting me do this or that, so I just wanted to go back home with a champion."

Huo Xiaohou has never seen such a brazen person. Although he hasn't seen Xiaobai for many years, he has written a lot of letters and heard rumors. Xiaoshu King is just a fool short of being illiterate.

If he can get a champion, then the champion will be like the cabbage on the street, worthless!

"Your Highness, you seem to have misunderstood the difficulty of Chunwei, how did you get in the exam before!" Huo Yunshan said.

Xiaobai bowed his head shyly: "I found someone to secretly make a fake name assassin, and then bribed the examiner. It was not difficult. It cost me 3 taels of silver, and I passed the exam all the way."

"It's really... thank you for your hard work." Master Huo Xiaohou glanced at Xiaobai pityingly, "How much money did you prepare for Chunwei?"

Xiaobai said with a righteous face: "Of course I didn't prepare any money. I want to get a champion by myself. You know my handwriting is not very good, and my literary talent... is not very good, but my head is quite clear. Your Majesty read my article. It will definitely feel good."

You have a clear head, Mr. Huo Xiaohou has been a dude for several years, and finally met someone worse than himself.

"Your Majesty will never see your article." Huo Yunshan said.

Xiaobai let out an "ah", a little disappointed, and then pretended to be excited and said: "I have come here, I have to take the exam, I am not like you who are ignorant, I want to be a pillar of talent. "

"Cut..." Huo Yunshan said disdainfully: "Being a pillar is not as fun as being a bully. Let me tell you, the scholars who come to Beijing to rush for the exam are the most easy to deceive, and their bodies are also weak..."

Xiaobai gave him a sad look, then shook his fist: "Even if you are a dude, don't be so wicked."

Huo Yunshan has been in a daze for several years. Except for swordsmanship, everything else has been neglected. Knowing that he can't beat Xiaobai, the wild monkey jumping up and down in that damn place in Sichuan, he shuts his mouth wisely.

Seeing how he shut up, Xiaobai sighed: "You want to be a dandy and waste your studies and talents. I won't stop you. If you want to... cut off your sleeves, I can't control you. It's all up to you." Xinyi, but if you are such a bully running rampant in the capital, I will have to cut off justice with you."

He tore his robe to tear it.

Huo Yunshan became anxious, and grabbed his arm: "For such a trivial matter, you have to cut off your robes with me, you might look like a man! At worst, I promise you, I won't snatch men from now on."

Xiaobai didn't expect someone to be abducted back after being a bully for so long, so he was overjoyed: "Really?"

Master Huo Xiaohou blushed with pride on his white and elegant face: "What did I lie to you for? In fact, I didn't rob anyone before, so I robbed you... and you beat me."

noob:"?"

Huo Yunshan said: "It was all wronged by me. The scholar the year before last was voluntary. He wanted me to point out his articles..."

noob:"……"

Huo Yunshan patted Xiaobai's shoulder loyally: "Don't worry, I have a brother, I will definitely help you pass the exam."

Xiao Bai's expression was startled: "You?" He grabbed Huo Yunshan's arm nervously, "What can you do?"

Huo Xiaohou has been a dude for a long time, his former companions have alienated him, cats hate dogs, and suddenly saw someone who didn't cut his robes with him, he was so happy, he didn't notice the strangeness in his eyes, and patted his chest : "Don't worry, wrap it on me."