lustful
Chapter 107: Hold back!Can't laugh!
In spring, the grass grows in Pingnan City and warblers fly, making it very lively.
Huo Yunshan left Yunzhong with Yuejie. At this time, the two parties were negotiating peace, and Lin Hengzhi was watching in Yunzhong, as stable as an iron bucket.
He's gone.
Pingnan City is very prosperous, the kind of prosperity he likes, lively and crowded.The street is full of all kinds of fun.Walk around a place surrounded by people, there is an old man talking about the book, it feels like there are piles of people all over the street.
"Xiao Huo, this Pingnan city is much more fun than the capital city!" Yue Jie said excitedly, she already had food on her hands, she grew up in the capital city, and this is the first time she has seen many southern snacks here.
Huo Yunshan gave her a blank look: "Don't call me Xiao Huo on the street, it's so ugly."
Yue Jie stuck out his tongue: "Slightly slightly..."
She jumped and saw a lot of people not far away, reached out and grabbed Eleven beside her: "There are a lot of people there, let's go and have a look."
Eleven looked at Huo Yunshan longingly.
Huo Yunshan disliked these two people who had never seen the world: "If there is anything interesting, just an old man telling stories. There are many capitals. I have listened to the one about Eighteen Arhats [-] times, and that's about the same few stories."
Over the festival, he did not give up: "A lot of people, you see the teahouses in the capital telling stories, how can there be so many people like this."
Huo Yunshan made a sharp cut.
Eleven didn't change his face: "My king likes to watch the excitement, maybe it's there."
Huo Yunshan: "Go!"
The three of them managed to squeeze in a little bit, and the storyteller was talking about Kunlun rumors, and he said that General Yin, who had a human face and a beast heart, was about to molest the heavenly maiden.The listeners were very nervous.
The content makes people blush, but it is not the blatant blush of erotic pictures. In short, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, everyone who listens to it is shy and can't help but think about it.
And this book is more handsome and handsome than other old men, so naturally his business is much better, no wonder there are so many people!
Huo Yunshan got angry from the heart, picked up a bunch of food in Yuejie's hand and was about to throw it at him, but was dragged out of the crowd by Eleven.
"Master Hou, Master Hou, calm down!" Eleven said while dragging him away.
No matter how calm Huo Yunshan was, he was so angry that he wanted to jump out and beat someone.
Eleven managed to pull him down to a small steamed stuffed bun shop beside him: "There is nothing we can do about this kind of thing, and it's not that the name of the general is really used."
Huo Yunshan slammed the teacup on the table with a "humph": "It's useless to say it, but who doesn't know that it's my cousin!"
He grabbed a bun from the boss and gnawed it, eh!The buns are so delicious!
Huo Yunshan managed to calm down, and turned to look at Eleven: "It's the festival, she went there!"
Eleven turned her head to look, and said awkwardly: "Uh, Miss Yuejie thinks it sounds too good, and I'm still listening to it."
Huo Yunshan: "..."
He was going crazy, grabbed a bun, stuffed it into his mouth, and pushed Eleven: "Hurry up and chase that girl back, and before she becomes stupid, tell her that if she doesn't come back, I won't give you money." .”
On the eleventh day, the sound of "stabbing" disappeared.
Huo Yunshan ate several steamed buns, and felt much better. He sat bored and waited for the [-]th. It was already noon, and there was no one in the steamed stuffed bun shop. The boss had gone to the back kitchen. Huo Yunshan was very bored.
He waited for a stick of incense, and he still hasn't returned after the festival.
It's over, that girl has lost her temper, Huo Yunshan lost some money, and went out to look for those two people with a heavy heart.
When he arrived at the place where he was dragged back by Eleven, the situation was quite different from what he had imagined!
Yuejie was catching the young storyteller and beating him violently, even Shila couldn't pull him back!
The people who listened to the book saw that they started fighting. She was still a beautiful little girl with a round face and round eyes, so cute, she didn't know how to persuade the fight for a while.
Some girls who admire Mr. Storyteller can't see it, so they want to go up and beat Yuejie.
As a result, Yue Jie had an idea and burst out a few tears: "This bastard, he is a bastard who has always been in chaos and abandoned. He said he would elope with my brother, but when he arrived in the capital, he sold my brother!"
Emma, this story is so exciting that everyone is dumbfounded.
The storyteller yelled while being beaten: "That's not the case, I don't know this person, help me!"
Yue Jie cried loudly: "You actually said that you don't know me, you should know my brother, his surname is Huo, and his name is... ah!"
Huo Yunshan had a dark face, rushed up and dragged the crazy girl away with Eleven, and kicked the scholar to eat shit before leaving.
The people who watched the excitement quickly figured out what the excitement they watched today was called excitement, and then found that this story was really horrifying, appalling, and immoral...
However... so evocative.
It's even more imaginative than the story of Kunlun Ballad. The kid who hit someone is so cute, so her brother must be a beauty too.
cough cough cough.
Huo Yunshan was almost driven mad by Yue Jieqi, and he carried her all the way to the inn.
"Tell me, what did you do!"
Yue Jie took a sip of water in pain, and looked at Huo Yunshan in grief: "Why don't you let me beat this guy to death!"
Huo Yunshan turned to look at Eleven: "What's going on?"
Eleven tried his best not to laugh out loud, he coughed and explained the whole story.
It turns out that Yue Jie is a good boy with a super sense of justice. He originally shared the same hatred with Huo Yunshan, but when he came here, seeing that the storytelling book was growing well and the story was really attractive, she couldn't help but listen to it.
Listen with gusto.
But the good times didn't last long, she just listened for a while to how Mr. Zhang Qingtian defeated the enemy and how he doted on the Holy Maiden of the Vault of Heaven.
Then came out the fiancee of Mr. Zhang Qingtian!
Coincidentally, this fiancee's name is Yue Jie, she is 14 years old this year, and she is the youngest daughter of some kind of Duke.
Yue Jie in the story has a yin and yang face, extremely ugly, and has a vicious heart, unruly and self-willed, especially though she is ugly, she also likes ugly people to make troubles, loves to wear red and green, and makes herself a red The hairy parrot went to seduce Mr. Qing Tian.
Later, the red-haired parrot failed to seduce and kidnapped the innocent saint. He did a lot of evil, and was finally killed by gangsters.
With a violent temper, Yue raised his fist and went up.
"I understand, this storyteller is a drag, he must be a member of Zhang Hua's gang, a gang!" Yue Jie blushed with excitement, "He also said that our Yue family is ugly, and that I Dad tricked them into getting engaged back then, and I was so mad!"
Huo Yunshan covered his face, what a crime he did!
He's going to be so mad that when he finds the guy who spread the rumors, he'll kill him.
Eleven whispered: "Could it be a coincidence, after all... "Yue" is a big family in this dynasty, it is possible that this... story has the same name."
Oh my god, I'm going to die laughing, but Xiao Shiyi is a good guard, so hold back!can't laugh! "puff!"
Huo Yunshan gave him a blank look: "I don't believe it, grandpa just doesn't believe it, I'm going to copy out the script writer, it's such a piece of crap!"
Next door to the room, Xiao Bai was so shocked that the buns dropped!
Huo Yunshan left Yunzhong with Yuejie. At this time, the two parties were negotiating peace, and Lin Hengzhi was watching in Yunzhong, as stable as an iron bucket.
He's gone.
Pingnan City is very prosperous, the kind of prosperity he likes, lively and crowded.The street is full of all kinds of fun.Walk around a place surrounded by people, there is an old man talking about the book, it feels like there are piles of people all over the street.
"Xiao Huo, this Pingnan city is much more fun than the capital city!" Yue Jie said excitedly, she already had food on her hands, she grew up in the capital city, and this is the first time she has seen many southern snacks here.
Huo Yunshan gave her a blank look: "Don't call me Xiao Huo on the street, it's so ugly."
Yue Jie stuck out his tongue: "Slightly slightly..."
She jumped and saw a lot of people not far away, reached out and grabbed Eleven beside her: "There are a lot of people there, let's go and have a look."
Eleven looked at Huo Yunshan longingly.
Huo Yunshan disliked these two people who had never seen the world: "If there is anything interesting, just an old man telling stories. There are many capitals. I have listened to the one about Eighteen Arhats [-] times, and that's about the same few stories."
Over the festival, he did not give up: "A lot of people, you see the teahouses in the capital telling stories, how can there be so many people like this."
Huo Yunshan made a sharp cut.
Eleven didn't change his face: "My king likes to watch the excitement, maybe it's there."
Huo Yunshan: "Go!"
The three of them managed to squeeze in a little bit, and the storyteller was talking about Kunlun rumors, and he said that General Yin, who had a human face and a beast heart, was about to molest the heavenly maiden.The listeners were very nervous.
The content makes people blush, but it is not the blatant blush of erotic pictures. In short, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, everyone who listens to it is shy and can't help but think about it.
And this book is more handsome and handsome than other old men, so naturally his business is much better, no wonder there are so many people!
Huo Yunshan got angry from the heart, picked up a bunch of food in Yuejie's hand and was about to throw it at him, but was dragged out of the crowd by Eleven.
"Master Hou, Master Hou, calm down!" Eleven said while dragging him away.
No matter how calm Huo Yunshan was, he was so angry that he wanted to jump out and beat someone.
Eleven managed to pull him down to a small steamed stuffed bun shop beside him: "There is nothing we can do about this kind of thing, and it's not that the name of the general is really used."
Huo Yunshan slammed the teacup on the table with a "humph": "It's useless to say it, but who doesn't know that it's my cousin!"
He grabbed a bun from the boss and gnawed it, eh!The buns are so delicious!
Huo Yunshan managed to calm down, and turned to look at Eleven: "It's the festival, she went there!"
Eleven turned her head to look, and said awkwardly: "Uh, Miss Yuejie thinks it sounds too good, and I'm still listening to it."
Huo Yunshan: "..."
He was going crazy, grabbed a bun, stuffed it into his mouth, and pushed Eleven: "Hurry up and chase that girl back, and before she becomes stupid, tell her that if she doesn't come back, I won't give you money." .”
On the eleventh day, the sound of "stabbing" disappeared.
Huo Yunshan ate several steamed buns, and felt much better. He sat bored and waited for the [-]th. It was already noon, and there was no one in the steamed stuffed bun shop. The boss had gone to the back kitchen. Huo Yunshan was very bored.
He waited for a stick of incense, and he still hasn't returned after the festival.
It's over, that girl has lost her temper, Huo Yunshan lost some money, and went out to look for those two people with a heavy heart.
When he arrived at the place where he was dragged back by Eleven, the situation was quite different from what he had imagined!
Yuejie was catching the young storyteller and beating him violently, even Shila couldn't pull him back!
The people who listened to the book saw that they started fighting. She was still a beautiful little girl with a round face and round eyes, so cute, she didn't know how to persuade the fight for a while.
Some girls who admire Mr. Storyteller can't see it, so they want to go up and beat Yuejie.
As a result, Yue Jie had an idea and burst out a few tears: "This bastard, he is a bastard who has always been in chaos and abandoned. He said he would elope with my brother, but when he arrived in the capital, he sold my brother!"
Emma, this story is so exciting that everyone is dumbfounded.
The storyteller yelled while being beaten: "That's not the case, I don't know this person, help me!"
Yue Jie cried loudly: "You actually said that you don't know me, you should know my brother, his surname is Huo, and his name is... ah!"
Huo Yunshan had a dark face, rushed up and dragged the crazy girl away with Eleven, and kicked the scholar to eat shit before leaving.
The people who watched the excitement quickly figured out what the excitement they watched today was called excitement, and then found that this story was really horrifying, appalling, and immoral...
However... so evocative.
It's even more imaginative than the story of Kunlun Ballad. The kid who hit someone is so cute, so her brother must be a beauty too.
cough cough cough.
Huo Yunshan was almost driven mad by Yue Jieqi, and he carried her all the way to the inn.
"Tell me, what did you do!"
Yue Jie took a sip of water in pain, and looked at Huo Yunshan in grief: "Why don't you let me beat this guy to death!"
Huo Yunshan turned to look at Eleven: "What's going on?"
Eleven tried his best not to laugh out loud, he coughed and explained the whole story.
It turns out that Yue Jie is a good boy with a super sense of justice. He originally shared the same hatred with Huo Yunshan, but when he came here, seeing that the storytelling book was growing well and the story was really attractive, she couldn't help but listen to it.
Listen with gusto.
But the good times didn't last long, she just listened for a while to how Mr. Zhang Qingtian defeated the enemy and how he doted on the Holy Maiden of the Vault of Heaven.
Then came out the fiancee of Mr. Zhang Qingtian!
Coincidentally, this fiancee's name is Yue Jie, she is 14 years old this year, and she is the youngest daughter of some kind of Duke.
Yue Jie in the story has a yin and yang face, extremely ugly, and has a vicious heart, unruly and self-willed, especially though she is ugly, she also likes ugly people to make troubles, loves to wear red and green, and makes herself a red The hairy parrot went to seduce Mr. Qing Tian.
Later, the red-haired parrot failed to seduce and kidnapped the innocent saint. He did a lot of evil, and was finally killed by gangsters.
With a violent temper, Yue raised his fist and went up.
"I understand, this storyteller is a drag, he must be a member of Zhang Hua's gang, a gang!" Yue Jie blushed with excitement, "He also said that our Yue family is ugly, and that I Dad tricked them into getting engaged back then, and I was so mad!"
Huo Yunshan covered his face, what a crime he did!
He's going to be so mad that when he finds the guy who spread the rumors, he'll kill him.
Eleven whispered: "Could it be a coincidence, after all... "Yue" is a big family in this dynasty, it is possible that this... story has the same name."
Oh my god, I'm going to die laughing, but Xiao Shiyi is a good guard, so hold back!can't laugh! "puff!"
Huo Yunshan gave him a blank look: "I don't believe it, grandpa just doesn't believe it, I'm going to copy out the script writer, it's such a piece of crap!"
Next door to the room, Xiao Bai was so shocked that the buns dropped!
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