Husband madman online
Dazai suddenly jumped forward and held Chizuru's hand with both hands, showing a handsome smile that he thought was confusing all living beings, and then smiled gently like a gentleman and said, "This lovely lady, can I trouble you to repeat what I just said ?"
"Why did you call that little black dwarf just now?" Dazai exuded a blinking pink aura around his body, making it impossible for the other two to look directly at him.
—Didn’t it say that the soles of the shoes were glued?
Nakajima twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, only to realize that he had been cheated again.
Nakaya, who had just reacted to what happened with Chizuru, felt his arm was empty, and when he realized, Chizuru's hand had already been held by Dazai, and Dazai was still talking flirtatiously at the moment, looking very cute Chic.
"Dazai, you bastard, let go of your hands!" Furious, Chuya stepped forward to separate them, blushing with anger, "Don't touch her with your dirty hands!"
It happened to be Qianhe, that merciless guy who dared to extend his claws to him!
Dazai raised his eyebrows, pulled Chizuru into his arms without a trace, and dodged the hand that Chuya extended with a dexterous dodge. , you can’t catch it, you can’t catch it!”
"Bastard!" From the corner of his eyes, he noticed that Dazai was holding Qianzuru's waist, Chuya rolled his eyes white with anger, and immediately gathered his strength to attack Dazai, "You are dead!"
"Dun Jun, this is not what I want to do, Zhongye, he is so fierce, you have to protect me and this lovely lady." Dazai felt that the scene was not chaotic enough, so he had to add oil and vinegar, The Nakajima on one side was also pulled into the water.
Nakajima looked at more and more people around him, his face was very pale, "Mr. Dazai, things are getting bigger and bigger!"
Chuya, who has always been calm and composed, was the only one who could not control himself when he met Osamu Dazai. If Nakajima hadn't made a sound, he would have almost lost his mind and used his supernatural powers to snatch him back.
"Okay, okay~ that's the end of the joke!" Hearing Qianzuru break the embarrassing and stiff scene with a smile, everyone's attention was on her for a while.
At this time, she put one hand on Dazai's arm, and put one hand against his chest to keep a certain distance from him. She maintained a gentle smile on her face, which was in stark contrast to Zhong who was full of anger.
"Since we are acquaintances, how about sitting down and having a cup of tea and chatting together?" Chizuru looked at Dazai with a smile, her demeanor and attitude were impeccable.
A little sweat fell on Dazai's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, but he still suppressed a smile, "Ah, I think this proposal is quite good, and I happen to be thirsty too."
"So, can you let me go? This windbreaker brother." Qianhe smiled kindly.
"After all, the beauty is in my arms, so I can't help it." Dazai couldn't hold back his smile.
Where no one else noticed, Qianzuru's hand was pinching Dazai vigorously, she had started since the moment she was holding her, but Dazai was not an idle person, he pretended nothing happened.
About 10 minutes later, the four of them went to a nearby dessert shop and sat down. Except for Dazai, who was smiling with nothing to do, and Chizuru, who was concentrating on ordering, the other two seemed to be meeting their parents.
Dazai and Nakajima sat side by side, and across from them were Chizuru and Nakaya.
Nakajima was sitting in danger. After all, he was sitting across from the port mafia who had almost killed him several times, and he was also a high-level cadre. Leaving aside his background, he had seen the strength of Chuya in the Central Plains.
But what made him more concerned was the strong dissatisfaction and resentment shown by Chuuya, as if he wanted to eat Dazai alive, but he didn't get angry because of Chizuru's presence.
The instigator is now having a good time, ignoring the "enthusiastic gaze" projected by Nakaya, and at the same time chatting with Chizuru on his own, if he is not someone he knows, he will really be sued for harassment up.
"Hey, what kind of drink does Chizuru like? I remember that the new signature mango parfait in this store is very good. Girls like it very much!" Pointing at the big yellow signature dessert on the menu, Dazai With bright eyes, it looks like a cute milk dog wagging its tail.
"Hey, that's really a pity, I'm allergic to mangoes." After finishing speaking, Qianzuru smiled and turned to the next page, making it clear that she didn't want to lose face.
"It's okay, it's okay, then why don't you try this strawberry flavor, it's also very good, especially for a cute girl like you, she must have no resistance to this kind of strawberry full of romantic fantasies!"
Stretching out his claws in an attempt to shake her hand, Dazai was unrelenting, not even a bit frustrated at being rejected.
"Strawberries are very good, but I don't want to eat them today." She dodged his outstretched hoof without a trace, and then she smiled and turned to the next page, and Dazai continued to pester.
Nakajima covered his face, preferring to disappear on the spot.
Chuya was originally angry, but seeing Qianzuru being so merciless, he was also happy to watch the show. It's time for Dazai to learn how to behave.
"Excuse me, what do you need?" The waiter dressed as a maid had an almost unbearable smile on his face, because these people here were too difficult to serve.
The man could say that he cue all the desserts in the store, but the woman denied them all.
Aren't you here for dessert? Is it necessary? QAQ?
At this time, Qianzuru closed the menu and said with a smile, "Please give us four glasses of water, thank you."
Nakajima:? ? ? ?
Miss Maid:? ? ? ?
"Yes?" The waitress thought she had heard wrong.
Qianhe repeated it patiently, "Please, just give us four glasses of ice water, thank you."
Nakaya supported his head and looked at Chizuru, wondering if she didn't like sweets to do this.
"Ah, it's ice water, what a surprise, Chizuru-chan is so caring, knowing that I'm thirsty~" Although he kept being rejected, Dazai's rainbow farts never stopped.
Chizuru, who automatically filtered Dazai, suddenly approached Chuya, covered her mouth and whispered, "Since they are people Anada doesn't like, then there is no need to spend money on them."
So it's not because he doesn't like desserts but because he does it?
Zhong Ye was stunned, looking at her serious expression, couldn't help reaching out and rubbing her head, showing a comfortable smile, "There's really nothing I can do about you."
Qianzuru's eyes sparkled, watching Zhong Ye's intimate movements, she was in a good mood.
In fact, at this time, Zhong Zhong only regarded her as a naughty child who played a prank.
Seeing this, Dazai smacked his lips with displeasure on his face, "Don't be fooled by that kind of person, Chizuru-chan, do you want me to tell you Chuya's dark history?"
Hearing this, Qianhe's expression froze, and she subconsciously looked in the direction of Zhongye.
And Chuuya was stunned, and soon the volcano erupted again, "I said, what on earth are you trying to do, you bastard? Can't you see that people are looking for trouble purely?"
"Slightly slightly!!" Dazai Chaozhong also stuck out his tongue, with a look of disdain, "I just can't see you well, even if you are a couple, it doesn't matter, as long as it can destroy your relationship, let me do anything."
"Bastard!" Zhong also slapped the table and stood up.
At this moment, Qianzuru grabbed him, and then turned to Dazai and explained seriously, "Well, Mr. Dazai..."
"What's the matter, lovely Chizuru-chan?" Dazai smiled happily.
"Actually, Anada and I are not in a relationship—" Qianzuru hesitated, looked at Yaya, and then seemed to make up her mind, then her face was full of shyness, and she was a little shy.
Hearing this, Dazai winked triumphantly at Chuya, but Chuya felt an inexplicable sense of unease.
"Me, Anada and I are actually—the kind of relationship between husband and wife." After finishing speaking, Qianzuru covered her face and sat on the chair shyly wriggling.
The world suddenly became silent, only the sound of Nakajima and Dazai's jaws dropping to the ground remained.
Nakaya slapped himself on the face, and looked out the window hopelessly.
--it is as expected.
"Ah, I'm so shy. I didn't want to announce this so quickly, but it would cause unnecessary trouble." With a red face, Qianhe's crimson pupils shone brighter.
Dazai has already petrified, and it will be weathered after a while.
Nakajima was shocked, he kept looking at Qianzuru, and said in surprise, "I thought Ms. Sugawara was a student, and she looked about the same age as Kyoka-chan, but I didn't expect—"
"Ah, I'm really annoying~ But I'm still very happy to hear words that praise me for being young." Qianzuru touched her face, blinked her big eyes, and said shyly, "Actually, I'm already 27, a little older than Anada Woolen cloth."
"Two, 27?!!" Nakajima's jaw fell to the ground again.
startled.
Sure enough, is this the so-called invisibility?
But Zhong Yuanzhong also doesn't look like someone in his 20s. Should we say that this couple is a Tongyan couple?Nakajima couldn't help but look at Dazai.
— Mr. Dazai, you have no chance.
Dazai: Weathering.gif
Zhong Ye covered his face, only to realize that she was so good at lying.
He couldn't help feeling a little desperate, so how much did she tell him?
No, it's a good thing he did the research beforehand, otherwise he would have been kept in the dark if he wasn't sure now, and he was suddenly thankful for his network of contacts.
However, what Zhongya didn't know was that in fact, more than 80% of the so-called survey results about her were fabricated by her, and she had prepared everything in advance, and all that was left for him to see was What she wanted to show him.
After all, she never fought an uncertain battle.
Afterwards, Chuya went to pay the bill, and there was a small accident during the period. Dazai raised his foot and bumped him when he was going out, but fortunately, Qianzuru quickly helped him up again.
"Ah, sorry, the legs are too long." Dazai whistled indifferently.
Zhong Ye felt annoyed, but Qianhe got up and straightened his clothes, sprinkled dog food properly, "Be careful on the road, Ananda."
It's just to buy a bill, it's like traveling far away.
Nakajima was fed a mouth full of dog food, so he had no choice but to complain on the side.
After Chuya went to pay the bill, Dazai tilted his head and looked at Chizuru, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, "As expected of Chizuru-chan."
"Where is it, Mr. Dazai is even better at being able to do that kind of thing under that kind of situation." Qianzuru also replied without showing any weakness.
Nakajima didn't understand what they were talking about, so he had to look at the two with wide eyes.
He felt a little strange, and for some reason, as soon as Zhong Ye left, the two of them gave him a feeling of "revealing their true colors"?
"I will definitely pay a visit next time, Chizuru-chan~" After finishing speaking, Dazai got up, and left with a bewildered Nakajima.
Chizuru smiled and watched them leave.
When Zhongye paid the bill and hurried back to escort him, he was relieved to find that only Qianzuru was left on the seat.
"Let's go, you haven't finished shopping yet." Zhong also said.
"Yes, I listen to Anada!" Qianhe replied sweetly.
Not long after leaving the store, Nakajima couldn't help but ask Dazai what they meant by their conversation just now.
"You said that." Dazai began to explain with a smile, "Didn't I trip over that idiot Chuya just now?"
Nakajima nodded.
"At that time, I had already taken the wallet of that idiot Chuya without him noticing it, trying to embarrass him or something," Dazai shrugged and said with a dissatisfied expression, "I didn't expect to be discovered Woolen cloth."
"Eh?! Was it discovered?!" Wasn't that allowed to kill someone?
Nakajima was a little puzzled, and said again, "But Mr. Nakahara doesn't seem to have noticed anything."
"How is that possible! I don't think that idiot will be smart enough to find out about my little trick," Dazai suddenly smiled with interest, "It's Chizuru-chan, she discovered it, and she's still there It was remedied in a short time."
Nakajima was startled.
What happened that day really surprised him.
"Oh, didn't you also watch her get up to fix the clothes for that idiot? Do you think it's as simple as spreading dog food?" Dazai was full of interest, and his tone was very melodious, "It's really surprising. There must be a secret that no one knows."
"Suddenly I'm interested."
Looking at Dazai who couldn't stop, Nakajima shook his body with a chill, "The next thing is to complete the task, otherwise Mr. Kunikida will criticize us again."
As soon as the words fell, the brown-haired man with glasses really appeared in front of the two——
"I said, you should also give an explanation to me who has been releasing pigeons for a long time, so I have to investigate the case alone?"
"Dazai?"
"Nakajima?"
Kunikida laughed out of anger.
He approached the two with death-like steps.
Dazai suddenly jumped forward and held Chizuru's hand with both hands, showing a handsome smile that he thought was confusing all living beings, and then smiled gently like a gentleman and said, "This lovely lady, can I trouble you to repeat what I just said ?"
"Why did you call that little black dwarf just now?" Dazai exuded a blinking pink aura around his body, making it impossible for the other two to look directly at him.
—Didn’t it say that the soles of the shoes were glued?
Nakajima twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, only to realize that he had been cheated again.
Nakaya, who had just reacted to what happened with Chizuru, felt his arm was empty, and when he realized, Chizuru's hand had already been held by Dazai, and Dazai was still talking flirtatiously at the moment, looking very cute Chic.
"Dazai, you bastard, let go of your hands!" Furious, Chuya stepped forward to separate them, blushing with anger, "Don't touch her with your dirty hands!"
It happened to be Qianhe, that merciless guy who dared to extend his claws to him!
Dazai raised his eyebrows, pulled Chizuru into his arms without a trace, and dodged the hand that Chuya extended with a dexterous dodge. , you can’t catch it, you can’t catch it!”
"Bastard!" From the corner of his eyes, he noticed that Dazai was holding Qianzuru's waist, Chuya rolled his eyes white with anger, and immediately gathered his strength to attack Dazai, "You are dead!"
"Dun Jun, this is not what I want to do, Zhongye, he is so fierce, you have to protect me and this lovely lady." Dazai felt that the scene was not chaotic enough, so he had to add oil and vinegar, The Nakajima on one side was also pulled into the water.
Nakajima looked at more and more people around him, his face was very pale, "Mr. Dazai, things are getting bigger and bigger!"
Chuya, who has always been calm and composed, was the only one who could not control himself when he met Osamu Dazai. If Nakajima hadn't made a sound, he would have almost lost his mind and used his supernatural powers to snatch him back.
"Okay, okay~ that's the end of the joke!" Hearing Qianzuru break the embarrassing and stiff scene with a smile, everyone's attention was on her for a while.
At this time, she put one hand on Dazai's arm, and put one hand against his chest to keep a certain distance from him. She maintained a gentle smile on her face, which was in stark contrast to Zhong who was full of anger.
"Since we are acquaintances, how about sitting down and having a cup of tea and chatting together?" Chizuru looked at Dazai with a smile, her demeanor and attitude were impeccable.
A little sweat fell on Dazai's forehead, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably, but he still suppressed a smile, "Ah, I think this proposal is quite good, and I happen to be thirsty too."
"So, can you let me go? This windbreaker brother." Qianhe smiled kindly.
"After all, the beauty is in my arms, so I can't help it." Dazai couldn't hold back his smile.
Where no one else noticed, Qianzuru's hand was pinching Dazai vigorously, she had started since the moment she was holding her, but Dazai was not an idle person, he pretended nothing happened.
About 10 minutes later, the four of them went to a nearby dessert shop and sat down. Except for Dazai, who was smiling with nothing to do, and Chizuru, who was concentrating on ordering, the other two seemed to be meeting their parents.
Dazai and Nakajima sat side by side, and across from them were Chizuru and Nakaya.
Nakajima was sitting in danger. After all, he was sitting across from the port mafia who had almost killed him several times, and he was also a high-level cadre. Leaving aside his background, he had seen the strength of Chuya in the Central Plains.
But what made him more concerned was the strong dissatisfaction and resentment shown by Chuuya, as if he wanted to eat Dazai alive, but he didn't get angry because of Chizuru's presence.
The instigator is now having a good time, ignoring the "enthusiastic gaze" projected by Nakaya, and at the same time chatting with Chizuru on his own, if he is not someone he knows, he will really be sued for harassment up.
"Hey, what kind of drink does Chizuru like? I remember that the new signature mango parfait in this store is very good. Girls like it very much!" Pointing at the big yellow signature dessert on the menu, Dazai With bright eyes, it looks like a cute milk dog wagging its tail.
"Hey, that's really a pity, I'm allergic to mangoes." After finishing speaking, Qianzuru smiled and turned to the next page, making it clear that she didn't want to lose face.
"It's okay, it's okay, then why don't you try this strawberry flavor, it's also very good, especially for a cute girl like you, she must have no resistance to this kind of strawberry full of romantic fantasies!"
Stretching out his claws in an attempt to shake her hand, Dazai was unrelenting, not even a bit frustrated at being rejected.
"Strawberries are very good, but I don't want to eat them today." She dodged his outstretched hoof without a trace, and then she smiled and turned to the next page, and Dazai continued to pester.
Nakajima covered his face, preferring to disappear on the spot.
Chuya was originally angry, but seeing Qianzuru being so merciless, he was also happy to watch the show. It's time for Dazai to learn how to behave.
"Excuse me, what do you need?" The waiter dressed as a maid had an almost unbearable smile on his face, because these people here were too difficult to serve.
The man could say that he cue all the desserts in the store, but the woman denied them all.
Aren't you here for dessert? Is it necessary? QAQ?
At this time, Qianzuru closed the menu and said with a smile, "Please give us four glasses of water, thank you."
Nakajima:? ? ? ?
Miss Maid:? ? ? ?
"Yes?" The waitress thought she had heard wrong.
Qianhe repeated it patiently, "Please, just give us four glasses of ice water, thank you."
Nakaya supported his head and looked at Chizuru, wondering if she didn't like sweets to do this.
"Ah, it's ice water, what a surprise, Chizuru-chan is so caring, knowing that I'm thirsty~" Although he kept being rejected, Dazai's rainbow farts never stopped.
Chizuru, who automatically filtered Dazai, suddenly approached Chuya, covered her mouth and whispered, "Since they are people Anada doesn't like, then there is no need to spend money on them."
So it's not because he doesn't like desserts but because he does it?
Zhong Ye was stunned, looking at her serious expression, couldn't help reaching out and rubbing her head, showing a comfortable smile, "There's really nothing I can do about you."
Qianzuru's eyes sparkled, watching Zhong Ye's intimate movements, she was in a good mood.
In fact, at this time, Zhong Zhong only regarded her as a naughty child who played a prank.
Seeing this, Dazai smacked his lips with displeasure on his face, "Don't be fooled by that kind of person, Chizuru-chan, do you want me to tell you Chuya's dark history?"
Hearing this, Qianhe's expression froze, and she subconsciously looked in the direction of Zhongye.
And Chuuya was stunned, and soon the volcano erupted again, "I said, what on earth are you trying to do, you bastard? Can't you see that people are looking for trouble purely?"
"Slightly slightly!!" Dazai Chaozhong also stuck out his tongue, with a look of disdain, "I just can't see you well, even if you are a couple, it doesn't matter, as long as it can destroy your relationship, let me do anything."
"Bastard!" Zhong also slapped the table and stood up.
At this moment, Qianzuru grabbed him, and then turned to Dazai and explained seriously, "Well, Mr. Dazai..."
"What's the matter, lovely Chizuru-chan?" Dazai smiled happily.
"Actually, Anada and I are not in a relationship—" Qianzuru hesitated, looked at Yaya, and then seemed to make up her mind, then her face was full of shyness, and she was a little shy.
Hearing this, Dazai winked triumphantly at Chuya, but Chuya felt an inexplicable sense of unease.
"Me, Anada and I are actually—the kind of relationship between husband and wife." After finishing speaking, Qianzuru covered her face and sat on the chair shyly wriggling.
The world suddenly became silent, only the sound of Nakajima and Dazai's jaws dropping to the ground remained.
Nakaya slapped himself on the face, and looked out the window hopelessly.
--it is as expected.
"Ah, I'm so shy. I didn't want to announce this so quickly, but it would cause unnecessary trouble." With a red face, Qianhe's crimson pupils shone brighter.
Dazai has already petrified, and it will be weathered after a while.
Nakajima was shocked, he kept looking at Qianzuru, and said in surprise, "I thought Ms. Sugawara was a student, and she looked about the same age as Kyoka-chan, but I didn't expect—"
"Ah, I'm really annoying~ But I'm still very happy to hear words that praise me for being young." Qianzuru touched her face, blinked her big eyes, and said shyly, "Actually, I'm already 27, a little older than Anada Woolen cloth."
"Two, 27?!!" Nakajima's jaw fell to the ground again.
startled.
Sure enough, is this the so-called invisibility?
But Zhong Yuanzhong also doesn't look like someone in his 20s. Should we say that this couple is a Tongyan couple?Nakajima couldn't help but look at Dazai.
— Mr. Dazai, you have no chance.
Dazai: Weathering.gif
Zhong Ye covered his face, only to realize that she was so good at lying.
He couldn't help feeling a little desperate, so how much did she tell him?
No, it's a good thing he did the research beforehand, otherwise he would have been kept in the dark if he wasn't sure now, and he was suddenly thankful for his network of contacts.
However, what Zhongya didn't know was that in fact, more than 80% of the so-called survey results about her were fabricated by her, and she had prepared everything in advance, and all that was left for him to see was What she wanted to show him.
After all, she never fought an uncertain battle.
Afterwards, Chuya went to pay the bill, and there was a small accident during the period. Dazai raised his foot and bumped him when he was going out, but fortunately, Qianzuru quickly helped him up again.
"Ah, sorry, the legs are too long." Dazai whistled indifferently.
Zhong Ye felt annoyed, but Qianhe got up and straightened his clothes, sprinkled dog food properly, "Be careful on the road, Ananda."
It's just to buy a bill, it's like traveling far away.
Nakajima was fed a mouth full of dog food, so he had no choice but to complain on the side.
After Chuya went to pay the bill, Dazai tilted his head and looked at Chizuru, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, "As expected of Chizuru-chan."
"Where is it, Mr. Dazai is even better at being able to do that kind of thing under that kind of situation." Qianzuru also replied without showing any weakness.
Nakajima didn't understand what they were talking about, so he had to look at the two with wide eyes.
He felt a little strange, and for some reason, as soon as Zhong Ye left, the two of them gave him a feeling of "revealing their true colors"?
"I will definitely pay a visit next time, Chizuru-chan~" After finishing speaking, Dazai got up, and left with a bewildered Nakajima.
Chizuru smiled and watched them leave.
When Zhongye paid the bill and hurried back to escort him, he was relieved to find that only Qianzuru was left on the seat.
"Let's go, you haven't finished shopping yet." Zhong also said.
"Yes, I listen to Anada!" Qianhe replied sweetly.
Not long after leaving the store, Nakajima couldn't help but ask Dazai what they meant by their conversation just now.
"You said that." Dazai began to explain with a smile, "Didn't I trip over that idiot Chuya just now?"
Nakajima nodded.
"At that time, I had already taken the wallet of that idiot Chuya without him noticing it, trying to embarrass him or something," Dazai shrugged and said with a dissatisfied expression, "I didn't expect to be discovered Woolen cloth."
"Eh?! Was it discovered?!" Wasn't that allowed to kill someone?
Nakajima was a little puzzled, and said again, "But Mr. Nakahara doesn't seem to have noticed anything."
"How is that possible! I don't think that idiot will be smart enough to find out about my little trick," Dazai suddenly smiled with interest, "It's Chizuru-chan, she discovered it, and she's still there It was remedied in a short time."
Nakajima was startled.
What happened that day really surprised him.
"Oh, didn't you also watch her get up to fix the clothes for that idiot? Do you think it's as simple as spreading dog food?" Dazai was full of interest, and his tone was very melodious, "It's really surprising. There must be a secret that no one knows."
"Suddenly I'm interested."
Looking at Dazai who couldn't stop, Nakajima shook his body with a chill, "The next thing is to complete the task, otherwise Mr. Kunikida will criticize us again."
As soon as the words fell, the brown-haired man with glasses really appeared in front of the two——
"I said, you should also give an explanation to me who has been releasing pigeons for a long time, so I have to investigate the case alone?"
"Dazai?"
"Nakajima?"
Kunikida laughed out of anger.
He approached the two with death-like steps.
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