The Second Generation Ancestor Is Always Charming People's Hearts [Rebirth]

Wei Jun didn't drink enough until dawn this day, so he went back to sleep with his shoulders crossed.

General Wei Zhang Yang was so full of food that he groped his belly and went back. He fell asleep and fell asleep. Who knows, he was suddenly woken up by a sharp pain!

"Oh! Come on!" Zhang Yang got up in a cold sweat, turned over and fell to the ground, hunched over, clutching his stomach, and shouted palely, "Come on! Hurry up! Wait for me!"

There was no one outside, Zhang Yang's face changed back and forth, and finally he couldn't take it anymore, he walked out with his legs crossed, what he saw was wailing and the smell of feces all over the place!

Zhang Yang didn't have time to ask what was going on, and he couldn't do anything about it. He found a relatively hidden bush nearby and sneaked in. Before he squatted down after taking off his pants, there was a sound of farts!

"General? You also have diarrhea?" The voice of his confidant soldier came from beside him.

General Zhang turned his head and saw the pale face of his confidant. It was no different from a ghost. He was shocked and sat back...

There was a sound of 'baji',? That was the sound of General Zhang sitting on his own filth.

The confidant looked disgusting and funny, but because his stomach hurt so much, he couldn't laugh, so he pretended to ask, "General, are you okay?"

"Do you think I'm okay?!" General Zhang's face flushed red and he was dying of anger, but there was nothing he could do. The most important thing now was the diarrhea, and the rest had to be sidelined.

General Zhang held back his anger for the time being, and stopped here for half an hour before he tremblingly supported the tree and came out of the grass. The appearance of being supported by his confidant soldiers seemed to have done something shameful in the grove It's like a big fat boy who just gave birth to a smell of shit.

"Tell me, what's going on?" General Zhang squatted until it was dawn, sitting in his tent, pinching his nose and saying, "Our side is in such a mess, why is it decent?!"

The confidant had no choice but to look at General Zhang’s face helplessly, and replied: “Probably there is something wrong with the mutton or the wine that I ate last night. It stands to reason that the mutton is slaughtered fresh and it will not go bad. The wine is not necessarily so. So bad? So all the soldiers in our army have lost their human form, and it is estimated that they will not be able to advance for a while..."

"Our entire army has diarrhea?!" General Zhang became suspicious, "What about the Yuan Army?!"

"They are also, but they suffered relatively few people, only two or three thousand." The confidant said, suddenly hesitating.

Seeing his confidant's appearance, General Zhang got impatient, slapped his palm heavily on the table, and said angrily: "What time is it, and you still hesitate to talk to me! Is there something wrong?!"

"It's... nothing wrong..." The confidant Xiaobing is not too afraid of General Zhang, a general who has no majesty, but he also knows the seriousness of such a big incident, so he dare not hide it, "Actually, the wine and mutton last night were all We picked it ourselves, and Yuan Jun asked us to pick it first, so we picked the fat and big sheep, and the wine was also good wine, all of which were old daughters."

"The mutton was slaughtered by ourselves, so it may be that Nurhong has gone bad..."

"If you say that the rich businessman who offered the wine put medicine in the wine, he wanted to poison the Yuan army. We..." The confidant soldier was extremely embarrassed. If he had known that he would not have followed those bandit-like veterans to rob the Yuan army yesterday. The daughter is popular, otherwise they won't be the ones who suffer!

As soon as General Zhang heard this, he understood that the defeat of the army was entirely caused by the gluttony of his soldiers!There is no conspiracy at all, it's all done by themselves!

As soon as he thought about it, General Zhang's stomach growled again, trying to have another violent diarrhea that made the general pull out his internal organs.

General Zhang had no choice but to bear it again and again. He couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to rush out of the tent again, this time squatting next to the deputy general Huang Qiu.

These two people are very at odds with each other, but squatting side by side, it is unrealistic to move their positions at this moment, so they can only smell each other's stink, looking at each other speechlessly.

In this way, Wei Jun spent the whole morning to solve the diarrhea problem, completely unable to prepare for the departure, but Yuan Jun couldn't wait, and Yan Qianming, the general of the Yuan Army, came over in person—it just happened that Zhang Yang couldn't pull out anything anymore, but he still had a stomachache. When it hurts like hell——explain the situation to Zhang Yang.

General Zhang called Lieutenant Huang Qiu, who was also exhausted, and Lieutenant Lu San, who was lucky enough to escape yesterday and only drank the spirits he brought, and the four of them sat down neatly behind four low tables and discussed.

"Generals of the Wei Army, I am afraid that the three of you, Yan Qianming, are well aware of the intention of coming here. Now is the time to fight against the enemy. According to the plan, we should have confronted the two armies of the Liang Army at the front of the Wei River. We can survey the terrain in order to prepare for emergencies, and we may fall into a trap if we go later. We, Da Yuan, will devote all our strength to the whole country and fight with our backs. Time cannot be delayed, so I am afraid that we must start first. The Wei army will rest for a while, perhaps as a reserve army , stay here again, and wait for the news ahead of us. Once the battle starts, we will notify you as soon as possible. The Wei army will be as powerful as a rainbow. When it comes, it will increase our army's prestige and strengthen our army's spirit! If you can explain clearly and make Liang Jun retreat, then Wei Jun doesn't have to travel to and fro, how about it?"

Yan Qianming sat in the tent with a big horse and a golden sword, his momentum was unrestrained, and he was almost three points more powerful than Zhang Yang who was sitting in the upper position.

Zhang Yang was afraid and didn't dare to look at him, so he only looked at Yan Qianming's tightly wrapped chin, at the outline on the gauze, at the cold and majestic words that he spit out one after another, very useless He looked at Lieutenant General Huang Qiu.

Zhang Yang has no actual military power. Even if he actually agrees with Wei Jun staying, he can't say anything, so he can only smile and ask the round-faced Vice-General Huang Qiu, saying, "What does Vice-General Huang think?"

Deputy General Huang nodded, and was about to speak, but Lu San snatched the right to speak. Lu San sat upright and spoke bluntly: "It's not right, we just stay? What about your soldiers who are also unable to move?"

"Of course it was left behind." Yan Qianming's voice was cold, and he looked at Lu San with a pair of overly rational eyes, making it impossible to see whether there were other conspiracies or tricks in it.

When Lu San heard this, he said: "Leave 3 people. After all, we hardly have any action power now. If Liang Jun or other bandits with a large number come here, we will have no power to resist. If Yuan Jun can It would be great to keep 3 people and take care of us a little while we rest."

Yan Qianming hesitated this time, as if he was in a difficult situation. Everyone is a smart person, and they are striving for the greatest protection for each of them.

What Lu San meant was that he wanted a bunch of hostages. If the situation was not right, their [-] soldiers could hold [-] Yuan troops hostage and escape.

Yan Qianming also understood, but he had no choice but to refuse.

"No problem." After Yan Qianming agreed, he stood up and said goodbye.

Lu San thought for a while, stood up and walked out with Yan Qianming, his simple and honest face was flushed with embarrassment that he hadn't noticed: "That...General Yan, I was thinking about Wei Jun just now, I hope you don't take offense."

Yan Qianming looked at Lu San, a strong man, with deep eyes, and said, "Yes."

"Actually... well, I want to ask, is there any trick for your military adviser?"

"what?"

"Cough, it's nothing, I'm just worried. I met Junshi Yan last time. He is a white-faced boy like a girl. His thighs are not as thick as my arms. If I also have stomach troubles, I don't think it will feel good. Do you want to stay too..."

"He's fine. I'm sorry to trouble Vice-General Lu." Yan Qianming slowed down, not knowing what he was thinking, and slowly blinked his eyes that tended to be cold, and asked, "Wei Guo is still in the south, and Vice-General Lu is the same. ?”

Lu San blushed, picked the back of his head, and said, "No."

"That's good, neither is my younger brother." After Yan Qianming said, he stopped looking at Lu San, left the stinking camp, and returned to his own territory.

Lu San stood there for a long time, feeling a little uncomfortable for some reason, as if he was forced to retreat.

But Lu San didn't figure out what the retreat was, so although he was sullen, it didn't last long, and soon he remembered the little military advisor he had met that day, and felt that the military advisor was eloquent and aggrieved, probably because there was no other person As good as it can be.

On the other side, Yan Qianxu, who was stuffed into the carriage again, was enduring the headache of a hangover and the memories of last night that made him feel ashamed like fragments.

This time he was alone in a carriage, the wolf boy was locked in the prison carriage at the back, and the fourth prince rode in the front, all clearly arranged by the crown prince.

Yan Qianxu covered her head, her throat felt dry. He rubbed his temples, but the headache couldn't be relieved, so he solved his thirst.

He picked up the kettle, the kettle had a big mouth, took a sip, and three drops leaked, Second Master Yan boldly wiped the water leaking from his chin with his forearm sleeve, but even though it was a brutal action, Yan Qianxu did it very pleasing to the eye .

Yan Qianxu, who was like a painting at any time, stood still and was in a daze. It took a while to put the water bottle back, and then he hammered his head vigorously, cursing: "My God! What should I do!"

——He seemed to have personally delivered his strange place to the dead son's mouth yesterday!

——Still haunting and wanting to be entered in the back!

——But he failed, Shizi satisfied him with his hands in frustration...

There are still many things that Yan Qianxu can't remember, but most of them are very embarrassing. He can't believe that he was the one who did that kind of thing yesterday!Is it because it's been too long since I've vented, or is it just too good to be freed from my chest?

Damn it!He seems to have promised Zhao Qian that pervert to have a formal bridal chamber tonight...

Yan Qianxu doesn't care whether he does that kind of thing or not, but as long as he thinks of Zhao Qian's expression when he speaks, he feels that something is wrong, it shouldn't be so formal and full of ritual!

Sooner or later, he will get rid of Zhao Qian, a pervert who doesn't know when he will explode. He doesn't want to feel wronged that he is tied too tightly with such a person, so let Zhao Qian look forward to tonight too much, or do too much to make the other party serious. Promises are digging their own graves.

At that time, if one is not careful and cannot completely get rid of Zhao Qian, Zhao Qian's madness will not be inferior to his elder brother.

He has to think of a way, it's best not to go any further with Zhao Qian, just hang on like this forever... best.

"so annoying……"

Yan Qianxu covered her forehead, and when she closed her eyes, it was the expression of Shizi kissing him while pleasing him with his hands last night, as if he was about to cry, staring at him devoutly, and said: [Yan Qianxu, I think I love you ...]