learning to be human every day

What should I do if the bear child has itchy skin?Just a good beat.

Ms. Chen is impatient, her hands are faster than her mouth, and she threw a pillow with her hands.

Xia Yunze was not a fitness trainer for nothing, he was extremely alert, ducked to avoid the surprise attack, and stopped the pillow casually.

He didn't have time to think, he acted completely instinctively, and with a big wave of his hand, he threw the pillow back to Ms. Chen's face.

The real enemy not only did not surrender, but dared to fight back!

Ms. Chen's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the veins on her forehead popped up. She grabbed a handful of melon seeds and wanted to give him a celestial flower.

A small stick accepts, a big stick walks away, which is not unfilial.

So tickling is a small stick or a big stick?He struggled for three seconds, and Ms. Chen rushed over aggressively, waving the tickle and scratching at his fleshy place.

Lu Yuanfei called him to run quickly in his pocket, and his mother became even more angry when he heard it: "You still have a military adviser?"

Xia Yun jumped back and said unconvinced: "You still have a quartermaster!"

Lao Xia: ... Let's fight.

Ms. Chen gritted her teeth and drove him around the room. Xia Yun was a little flustered at first, but after running for a few laps, she let herself go, and still had the energy to tease his mother: "Mom, don't kneel when you run. Buckle in, relax your shoulders, and swing your arms naturally."

Lu Yuanfei: ...you are very happy!

Ms. Chen was also strictly required by the original owner to practice before, but after the original owner was thrown into the hospital, the airborne soldiers did not care to supervise her daily training, so they started fishing for three days and drying the net for two days, and now they still keep jumping in the square The amount of dance exercise and physical fitness dropped sharply.

Although Xia Yunze was not as wild as the original head coach, it was more than enough to crush the middle-aged and elderly aunt.

The two of them played chasing and chasing for more than ten minutes, and Lao Xia was forced to join the battle. The couple chased and intercepted their own son like a husky, but Xia Yun didn't dare to confront them head-on, so he jumped onto the window sill with a long The legs stepped out.

"Get off!" Ms. Chen panted while supporting her waist, frightened and angry, "You are dying! This is the ninth floor!"

Xia Yun didn't blush and was not out of breath, and held on to the edge of the window to resist: "You put down the itch first."

Ms. Chen refrained from haste, took a deep breath, and threw the weapon aside.

Xia Yun disarmed the enemy without bloodshed, jumped down from the window sill, and before he had time to report the result of the battle to the military adviser, Ms. Chen twisted his ears, causing him to groan, and was dragged down on the sofa by his ears superior.

"You still dare to stab your mother?" Ms. Chen raised her eyebrows upside down, and raised her palms high. Xia Yun turned her face and gave her a resentful look. Misty and hazy.

This slap can no longer be slapped.

Her son has always been rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and he's still a naive boy who doesn't remember to beat, so she beats her child without any psychological burden. How come looking back, the naive boy turned into Lin Daiyu, which makes me feel pity. It's unbearable.

Xia Yun sniffed his nose, his ears were red, his eyes were red, his nose was also red, tears were streaming down his face, he was so pitiful that he could make the Iron Blood Soldier bow down, not to mention his own mother?

Lao Xia helped her hold down her son, waited for a long time without any movement, and asked puzzledly, "Are you still beating?"

Ms. Chen's hands were sore, and finally thunder and rain hit him on the buttocks, the sound was crisp, and it didn't hurt or itch.

Lu Yuanfei: I don't need to worry about you.

He decisively ended the call and exited the war zone, so as not to be settled by his mother-in-law.

This is the end?Xia Yun raised his head, feeling more and more that the modern society is great, and before that, he would not have dared to act like a monster with his father after eating a bear's heart and leopard.

There was a commotion, it seemed that something between them was gradually melting away, Xia Yun blinked, and couldn't help being provocative again: "Mom, you haven't eaten?"

His mother pretended to twist his ears again, so scared that he quickly raised his hand and surrendered, begging for mercy repeatedly: "Mom, I was wrong, I won't dare in the future!"

Ms. Chen was so angry that she couldn't laugh or cry, she poked her finger on his forehead, and said bitterly, "You brat!"

Xia Yun tested the old mother's bottom line, and knowing that he didn't have to suffer from flesh and blood anymore, he coaxed her with a playful smile: "Mom, calm down, tell you what I did wrong, and I will correct it."

At least you can change it at home, and then go back to brother Lu and continue to make heaven and earth.

His mother picked him up, rubbed his hot ears, and asked angrily: "So what do you mean by what you said before?"

Xia Yun recalled that the trigger seemed to be the sentence "Do you not want me to live at home?" He himself could not understand it, so he replied straightforwardly: "It's literally!"

Seeing that Ms. Chen was about to burst into anger again, Lao Xia came over and said, "Forget it, your son has strong limbs and a simple mind. What do you care about with him?"

Xia Yun held his chest and let out a "hiss". It would be better not to pull the frame, and rubbed his IQ on the ground.

In order to avoid being beaten again, he touched his ears and explained in a coy manner: "I really don't mean anything else, I just think that if I'm here just to cause trouble for you, then I can go back..."

"Where are you going?" Ms. Chen squeezed out between her teeth, "Isn't this your home? You don't want a mother until you marry a wife?"

Ashamed, he really felt that this was his parents' home and had little to do with him.

In the few days since he came back for the new year, he had to change his mind and develop a sense of ownership.

It is impossible to have a daughter-in-law, but the son-in-law does have one, and he tries his best to encourage him to enjoy the family happiness to the fullest.

Xia Yunze had an idea and decided to tackle the problem from this angle: "Mom, what kind of daughter-in-law do you want?"

As soon as we talked about this, Ms. Chen immediately became full of energy. She grabbed a handful of melon seeds and chatted while chatting: "Hey, what can Mom ask for, as long as you like it."

Lao Xia also came over and joined the gossip camp with a serious face: "People have to really like you."

"Don't worry." Ms. Chen sneered, "Your son doesn't have a car or a house to pay the moonlight, whoever can see him is definitely true love."

Xia Yun used his mother to peel the fruit to cover up his guilty conscience. He didn't dare to say that his true love not only didn't care that he didn't have a car or a house, but also posted a house on him.

"Don't worry, son." Ms. Chen thought he was discouraged by the blow, and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him, "Mom will save money for you to buy a house."

"Don't, don't." Xia Yun firmly refused, "Don't worry about this, I have no plans to get married now."

Ms. Chen sniffed out the unusual smell, raised her eyebrows and asked, "Have you met a little girl you like?"

She began to search for unmarried women from the families of her classmates and colleagues, but unexpectedly, her son gave her a hard blow, Xia Yun frowned, with a troubled expression on his face, hesitating again and again, finally met her gaze, and confessed: "I don't like girls. "

Ms. Chen froze for a moment, then spat out a piece of orange. Lao Xia gripped the remote control tightly, like holding a brick, ready to greet him on the head.

Seeing this posture, Xia Yun was overwhelmed with desire to survive, and continued to talk without changing his face: "I don't like boys either."

He played a trick of "a white horse is not a horse" to avoid trapping himself in injustice.

Lu Yuanfei is not a boy, he is a genuine old man.

The eyes of his parents are more subtle, the kind of subtlety that the lead wire is sparking and is about to burn to the explosive bag, but it is extinguished by a basin of water.

Xia Yun scratched his head and added: "I don't like animals either."

The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds. In order to avoid being regarded as a pervert, some supplementary explanations are still necessary.

His parents leaned back in unison, like two sea fish thrown to the reef by the waves.

"Er...plants are not allowed..." The more the chatter became more and more endless, Ms. Chen couldn't listen anymore, cut off the conversation, and cursed: "You are so old that you are talking nonsense! Who used to give rewards to female anchors all day? One mouthful of 'my wife'? Why, your wives are all atomized? Ascension? Make you see through the world?"

The old woman sang Husui, and snorted through her nose: "Have you turned off the beauty face?"

This time it was Xia Yun's turn to lean back, he especially wanted to meet the original owner and worship the other party's super psychological quality.

Being able to grow up safely under the viciousness of these two couples is really invulnerable.

"Everything in the past is like dying yesterday." Xia Yun sat upright with a solemn expression, folded his hands and said goodbye to his past goddesses, "Since I survived a catastrophe, I have fully realized my whole being and become much more transparent."

It's okay if he doesn't mention this, but when he mentioned this, his parents instantly recalled the days when they were guarded outside the ICU, and they couldn't even get up the energy to clean up the brat.

"Gold is easy to get, but true love is hard to find. I managed to get my life back, and I don't want to waste my life chasing those vain things." Xia Yun said every word, calmly, from the bottom of his heart, expressing himself I just want to be a socialist builder with no distractions.

The couple looked at their son from head to toe repeatedly as if they were looking at aliens, and they beat a small drum in their hearts in unison.

What stimulated this kid?The atmosphere has changed.

Xia Yun has been well-trained since he was a child, and he can still bluff people by acting like a princess. His parents know his son's body, hair and skin well, and they are really unpredictable when he suddenly shows dignified, dignified and slightly melancholy temperament. He couldn't help becoming cautious, not to mention beating him, even saying something harsh seemed to offend others.

"You..." Ms. Chen found her voice with great difficulty, and said helplessly, "You are still young and have too little experience. Don't be discouraged. Maybe one day you will meet someone who is tempted."

Lao Xia clasped his hands and said in agreement: "Little brat doesn't know the sky is high and the earth is thick. He said that a thousand gold is easy to get. How can a thousand gold be easy to get? You have to have one and let me see."

No, did you have a child just to push him against the wall?

Xia Yun met their eyes and met the two faces that were pretending to be relaxed but actually full of worries. He suddenly smiled, his eyes filled with warmth, and said softly: "Dad, Mom, thank you."

Ms. Chen turned her face away uncomfortably: "Thank you?"

"Thank you for tolerating me." Xia Yun smiled deeper, the sun was handsome, and his spirit was high, "Thank you for not blaming me for being deviant and disgraceful to you."

The husband and wife looked at each other, well, the goddam son brags first, and each person has a high hat, so being a father and mother is too embarrassing to criticize him again.

Who did you learn from, so cunning!