learning to be human every day

The snow didn't stop until evening, but Xia Yun took a long nap, seeing how clean the whiteness outside was, he excitedly wanted to go down and build a snowman.

Old couples and old wives still have this kind of interest, how can they not think about making progress when they are passionately in love with each other?

In his previous life, he wrapped himself up in a ball and nestled in the brazier in his room during the winter. He was afraid of getting cold when he watched the snow through the window.

The master was ill all day long, and it was not easy for the court ladies to play and frolick in the court. When it snowed, they hurriedly cleaned it up, for fear of slipping the princess's golden body.

After time travel, he lived a life with gusto, enjoying the trivial and busy secular fireworks.

Lu Yuanfei always pampered him in these small things, and responded to his requests, so he dressed neatly and went downstairs with him, while Xia Yun found a flat snow field to perform bunny jumps, and accidentally tripped over a fire hydrant buried in the snow , the whole person flew out and fell out of a human-shaped hole.

Lu Yuanfei was sweeping the snow from the car, and if he didn't notice for a while, his treasure disappeared, and he had to be troubled to dig it out of the snow.

Xia Yunze's head was covered in snow, his eyebrows and hair were all white, he spat out the snow scum in his mouth, and jumped up and down to help him clean the car.

You can forget it.

Lu Yuanfei grabbed a snowball and told him to roll it around. When the lights came on, the warm yellow light cast a long shadow on that big urchin who looked like a wild dog.

He couldn't help smiling, grabbed a handful of snow from the front windshield, and threw it at Xia Yunze's ass in a standard bombing posture.

The bear boy screamed, picked up the snowball that rolled into a watermelon, and wanted to blow his face full of pear blossoms. Lu Yuanfei turned his head and ran away. The one in the front deliberately played tricks, and every time the general entered the range, he jumped out, making the one in the back want to stop, panting, and suddenly screamed in pain and fell into the snow.

"Yunze!" Lu Yuanfei thought that he had bumped into an obstacle hidden under the snow again, so he turned around and ran back, but was ambushed right in the middle, and Xia Yunze tripped and fell straight onto him.

"You've been captured!" He wrapped his hands and feet around him like a vine wrapped around a tree, and was so excited, "Raise your hands and surrender to spare you."

Lu Yuanfei couldn't stop laughing, this idiot, he used himself as a pawn for being tripped up by others, for fear of accidentally injuring prisoners of war.

He took off his gloves, held Xia Yunze's face carefully, and said emotionally: "In a few days, go see my parents."

Xia Yun's expression froze, his hands and feet slipped down, and the blood on his rosy cheeks instantly disappeared.

Brother Lu, this is enough of a good life, you want to take him to the underworld in advance?

It's no wonder that he strayed eight hundred miles in his thinking. He was originally a feudal remnant who pretended to be the successor of communism. He believed in these gods, ghosts and ghosts. Whatever is said can be understood literally, and there is no room for extension and divergence.

As a result, he occasionally threw out his literary accent, which made him suffer from indigestion.

The little coach was so frightened that his claws numb, Lu Yuanfei suddenly felt a little lost, touched his trembling lips, and said softly: "Forget it, it's cold, so don't follow me to suffer this."

Xia Yunze:?

The short-circuited brain suddenly came alive, he blinked his eyes and asked half-believingly, "Are you going to come back?"

Ever since the two established their relationship, it has been a long time since he put on such a trembling little pitiful look. Rare things are precious, and once in a while, his hard-hearted heart can soften into a puddle of water, and it melts like tears in the little coach. In the eyes of the fog.

Lu Yuanfei sighed, and wanted to knock his head open to see what mess was inside, and it would be even better to control the water inside.

"If I don't come back, will you be called the king?" He couldn't help complaining, and then thought that he, a mature and stable old man, always cares about over-age children?Is childish disease also contagious?

He stood up, stretched out his hand to pull Xia Yunze up, patted the snow off his body, and gave a serious answer: "Go back to the grave and drive back and forth for a day."

"Ah!" After figuring out that he was going to the grave instead of being buried with him, Xia Yun beat his chest and stamped his feet, secretly hating that his head couldn't keep up, and hurriedly turned the tide: "Of course I'm going!"

Lu Yuanfei looked at him suspiciously, not knowing which part of the song he sang.

He was still resisting in every possible way before, why did he suddenly change his position in the blink of an eye?

Could it be that after standing up, the water in his head flowed away?

Xia Yun was flustered inside, and he still had to put on a bluff and arrogance on his face, squinting his eyes and shouting: "This is my job, why don't you take me?"

Lu Yuanfei:?

I think you are Zhu Bajie playing tricks - beat back.

It seems that no flaws can be seen from the other party's words and demeanor. This kind of hypocrisy and fickleness is normal for Xia Yunze, and he is asking for trouble if he cares about it.

An ugly daughter-in-law wants to see her in-laws, and a handsome daughter-in-law also wants to see her in-laws. Although Brother Lu's parents have long since passed away, there is no need for him to serve his sister-in-law day and night. fine tradition.

Soon he was beaten by reality, and sadly found that the fine traditions had become feudal dross.

Before the Christmas red envelope that Lu Yuanfei gave him was warmed up, he asked him to buy three animals and nine gifts, flowers and vegetables, and all the incense and paper money. Not only the huge banknotes issued by Tiandi Bank, but also the gold foil paper he cut and folded by himself. Big ingot.

If it weren't for his lack of cash, he would still bring back a pair of paper-made golden boys and girls.

However, this is not a problem for Xiao Gongju, who is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. If you can't afford it in the sacrifice shop, you can paint it yourself.

Xia Yun used the remaining money to buy the Four Treasures of the Study. On the eve of departure, after Lu Yuanfei fell asleep, he spread out the rice paper, rolled up his sleeves and splashed ink.

Lu Yuanfei fell into a chaotic dreamland and did not sleep peacefully.

After serving in the army, except for the first two years when he didn't have family leave, as long as he didn't perform missions, he would go back to visit the grave on the anniversary of his parents' death, and in the next few days, he was always depressed and depressed.

This year is different, apart from bringing back a fellow traveler for the rest of his life, my heart seems to be much more relaxed, and it is no longer clouded like before.

He woke up from a drowsy light sleep, turned over and saw that there was no one beside the pillow, and fell to the ground for a moment, thinking of attacking the guest bed at night.

Even if you don't do anything, it's good to sleep with your sweetheart in your arms.

As a result, as soon as he went out, he found that his sweetheart was standing in front of the table, holding a pen with his wrist hanging, his mood was graceful and agile, and he wrote it with spirit.

A pair of immature boys were painted on the rice paper hanging beside them, they were lifelike and naive, while Xia Yun was concentrating on drawing a group of beautiful maids.

Some people light up the lamps, some hold the lamps, some hold the jugs to pour the wine, some urge the meal attentively, each with a dignified and respectful demeanor, as if they can walk out of the painting with just a breath.

Lu Yuanfei was dumbfounded and shocked beyond words.

He thought of Xia Yunze's four-line poem posted on Moments, with smooth brushwork and dignified font, gentle and casual, making it unforgettable.

It turns out that what he said at the beginning, "Qinqi, calligraphy and painting are nothing to worry about" was not bragging?

No wonder the little coach exudes a clean and dignified aura from time to time, and always despises the vulgar and the reckless. With such accomplishments in calligraphy and painting, he can indeed look down on the crude ones in the gym.

No... He is obviously a literary youth who can rely on his talent to make a living, so why can't he think about becoming a fitness trainer who relies on sweat to make a living?

Lu Yuanfei was puzzled. Seeing that Xia Yunze was drawing perfect women and started drawing beautiful men for a meeting, he looked up at the wall clock and realized that it would be dawn if he didn't remind him, and he would have to get up early in the morning to hurry.

He picked up a gold ingot, deliberately made the sound of shredded paper to attract Xia Yunze's attention, and asked softly, "You made this?"

Xia Yun was taken aback, turned around and saw him, pursed his lips into a smile, and nodded shyly.

In the past, he paid homage to the virtuous concubine secretly in Zhilan Palace, and he didn't dare to disturb the Ministry of Internal Affairs. He took a few confidantes and maids to stack the ingots by himself.

"A little heart, burn it to our parents." He was ashamed, but he didn't show any weakness. He quickly labeled himself the daughter-in-law of the Lu family. Brother Lu asked him to get up and write a divorce letter.

"Did you draw this?" Even though he had witnessed the whole process of painting with his own eyes, Lu Yuanfei still couldn't believe it. He picked up the picture of the boy and looked at it carefully, sighing while looking at it.

Even if he is a rough blank with no literary talent, it can be seen that Xia Yunze has at least ten years of skill under his command.

"That's right." Xia Yun stretched his waist, and introduced his masterpieces to him one by one, "This is the golden boy and jade girl, this is the maid, this is a group of eunuchs... Uh no, waiter, let's set it on fire tomorrow." , send them to serve the elders under the Nine Springs."

Lu Yuanfei was speechless for a while, amazed at his brain circuit, and felt that it was a pity that such a masterpiece should be burned.

"It can be framed and hung in the gym, so that everyone can see the most artistic fitness trainer in history." He came up with ideas half-jokingly, and even began to fantasize about the stunned expressions of the rough blanks.

Xia Yun opened his mouth, feeling that the boss's head had probably been flooded.

How can the sacrifice be hung in the sun?

Even if it wasn't a sacrifice, no big family would hang a group of court ladies and eunuchs on the wall.

"This is to be burned." He emphasized, and pointed to the hill-like gold ingots and a large bundle of money next to him.

Facing Shang Lu's far-from-bewildered expression, Xia Yun felt aggrieved with resentment in his eyes.

If this guy didn't appear suddenly to waste his precious time, he still planned to paint a palace to honor the two elders.

Lu Yuanfei stared at him for a while, then suddenly held his forehead and laughed silently, Xia Yun was so angry that Xia Yun waved his pen and wanted to draw his beard.

He quickly grabbed the little coach's wrist, couldn't hold back a few more laughs, and said, "There are regulations in the cemetery that forbid burning sacrifices, and I will accept your filial piety for them."

"Ah?" Xia Yun was stunned, and the brush fell to the ground with a "click", splashing ink spots, "Why?"

"PM2.5 exceeds the standard." Lu Yuanfei took him to sleep involuntarily, and wanted to make things worse for him, "You don't know?"

Xia Yun shook his head and nodded again, and forced out a sentence between his teeth: "Of course I know."

How could he, an airborne soldier, pay attention to this!The baby is bitter, the baby can't say it yet!

Xia Yun roared wildly in his heart, with a calm face, followed Lu Yuanfei into the bed, holding his arm silently with red eyes.

Wronged, too wronged.