learning to be human every day

Guanyin Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother... don't care who it is, come and save me!

The alarm bell was ringing in his head, and he was even more nervous than when he was holding Tintin Face Saint.

Xia Yun peeked at his boyfriend's face, felt guilty and short of breath, swallowed his saliva, his brain cells clashed passionately, and came up with a deadly answer: "I'm pretending to be young, can't I?"

Lu Yuanfei let out an "oh", handed over his backpack, scanned him with probing eyes, and joked, "I don't think you look like Shiliu."

"Ah?" Xia Yun pursed his lips and touched his familiar face, feeling a little wronged in his heart.

Superficial modern people, can't appreciate his [-]-year-old soul through the surface?

Just now he mocked Jin Zhen as a little bastard who was eager to learn about people without the world, but even that was better than himself, at least he could grow up slowly under the sun and rain, rather than being ripened overnight when he was airborne.

Xia Yun looked up to the sky and sighed, "It's true that you were born before I was born, and you are already old when I was born. I wish I was born at the same time, and the old cow eats young grass."

Looking at his uncertain face, Lu Yuanfei said slowly, "Like six years old."

Xia Yun's eyes went dark, and the thousands of melancholy in his chest turned into grass.

He was going to die of anger, someone wanted to make up for it, so he stretched out his hand to rub his head, and said with a smile, "Call me uncle."

Xia Yun's scalp was numb, and the hair on the back of his neck exploded. He slowly raised his hand and gave him a straight middle finger in return.

Lu Yuanfei became addicted to playing, his handsome face tensed up, like a head teacher admonishing a pupil, he asked angrily, "The gestures are indecent, who did you learn from?"

Xia Yun stared, and answered without shame that all the knowledge points come from the Internet, he has to search a hundred times every day, how can he piss off the boss.

If you shake the pot well, you can live to old age in peace.

Lu Yuanfei believed in his evil. A young man in the world of mortals had to rely on the Internet to learn how to put the middle finger, maybe he was living in a vacuum can.

However, his intuition was not accurate, so he could only turn a blind eye and close his eyes, so as not to act too hastily and cause unjust, false and wrong cases.

Xia Yun, on the other hand, was hairy from being stared at by him, covered his mouth with his hands, and yawned artificially, showing a tired and half-dead expression, and complained in a low voice: "Aren't you going home yet? I'm going to be sleepy."

Lu Yuanfei's throat trembled, he grabbed his neck, and turned him around to take the straight ladder.

The ability to act like a baby probably wasn't learned from the Internet, it's a talent that kills people.

Christmas was so busy that he was exhausted, but the next day Xia Yun woke up naturally, got out of bed and lifted the curtains, and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was snowing outside.

Xiao Ran sent him a text message, telling him to stay in bed with peace of mind. The heavens were beautiful, and the students who had booked classes called to cancel one after another. There were only a few coaches in the gym practicing fiercely.

Xia Yun, on the other hand, no longer takes the route of big muscles. He only wants to look thin in clothes and have flesh in his clothes. Therefore, he does not restrict himself to eating and drinking while exercising.

He went back and rolled a few times, sat up and rubbed his stomach, reluctantly climbed out of the soft and warm bed, and went out to solve the problems of people's livelihood.

The living room was gloomy and quiet with no lights on. Lu Yuanfei was not there, and the quilt was already cold when he touched it. Xia Yunze searched every room, even opened the wardrobe, and was amazed at Brother Lu's self-discipline.

The lights are on the third watch and the chicken is on the fifth watch, and the soldiers are awesome when they retire.

He looked at the heavy snowfall outside the window, overlooking the thousands of people downstairs from the floor-to-ceiling windows. In such bad weather, most of the private cars were lying in the parking spaces, and they looked like huge mushrooms under the thick snow.

Xia Yun hummed a little song and opened the refrigerator, took out the pork belly to defrost, cut half a Chinese cabbage, patted the onion, ginger and garlic, and waited for the vermicelli to soak until soft.

Looking at the sky with dark clouds over the city, the heavy snow won't stop for a while, just to steal half a day's leisure and carefully cook a good meal.

He is fed by Brother Lu and Xiao Ran every day, and there are very few opportunities to cook, but every time the progress is obvious, he suddenly developed the self-confidence of "I am the god of the kitchen", and he was so inflated that he didn't know how much he weighed. A few taels.

However, he is quite good at making use of his strengths and avoiding weaknesses. He knows that the only thing that can guarantee delicious food is his unpredictable intuition when adding seasonings. It was just right.

As for the dishes that need to reflect knife skills, such as stir-fried potatoes, shredded coir raincoats and cucumbers, he is very self-aware and says forget it.

The pork belly is sliced ​​thinly by the stall owner, the vermicelli is irrespective of its length, the Chinese cabbage is also delicious when cut into large and small pieces, and the onion, ginger and garlic are even more non-existent. A dried chili adds flavor, not to mention how beautiful it is.

Soak more vermicelli, even the staple food.

Xia Yun put on an apron and turned into a young snail. After a while, all the ingredients were put into the pot, and the fire was simmered, and the aroma became stronger and stronger. Mouthwatering warm fragrance.

He was so hungry that he stuck his chest to his back, took out his mobile phone and called Lu Yuanfei: "The meal is ready, when will you be back?"

"Immediately." Lu Yuanfei said in a low voice with a gentle smile, "What meal?"

"Stew everything in an iron pot." Xia Yun shook his head, hoping that his curiosity would drive him to run home, lift the lid of the pot, and praise the precious boy at home.

"Pork stewed vermicelli?" Lu Yuanfei guessed it right, and Xia Yun couldn't help but look up to see if this guy had installed a camera in the kitchen: "How do you know?"

It would be easy to guess if Lu Yuanfei cooks, he only knows how to cook instant noodles in an iron pot, but Xia Yun, who claims to be a contemporary chef, is very unconvinced.

Lu Yuanfei stopped teasing him, hung up the phone and opened the door for 2 minutes to enter the house, and brought back a bottle of oil.

"Coach, help!" Xu Li with a look of death on his face, followed Lu Yuanfei and leaned on the wall to come in, groaning and pretending to cry, "Your brother is not human..."

Xia Yunze was still wearing an apron, looking like a good man at home, looking at them in confusion, and asked, "Brother Lu, what happened to her?"

Lu Yuanfei bent down to change his slippers, and glanced at Xu Li: "You were not awake when she knocked on the door, so I taught you a lesson."

Xu Li looked down at the hand knocking on the door, thinking why I couldn't control my hand, so I chopped it off with a knife.

She didn't need to ask the coach to accompany her to practice, and she quietly climbed a few times upstairs to check in. She insisted on disturbing people's dreams on the second day of Christmas without winking. Don't you know that the guns were rumbling all over the country last night?

The one who opened the door was Da Shuai Bi, who lived with her coach, with a stern and serious face, coupled with a dignified and upright spirit like pine and cypress, making people instantly become a quail, not daring to make trouble in front of him.

The coach said that Coach Xia hadn't woken up yet, he was idle anyway, so he might as well substitute for Coach Xia.

Xu Li nodded hurriedly, secretly thanking God for changing her to a handsome guy as a training partner.

Facing Xia Yun every day is a bit aesthetically fatigued, and now the old look has a new look, losing weight is still good for the eyes.

Although there is no desire to hook them up, but the food and sex are also satisfying the soul of Yangou, which is more helpful to increase the heart rate, right?

As a result, Lu Yuanfei turned the stairwell into a hell on earth. Even with more than a month of exercise foundation, Xu Li's heart rate still soared to [-] every minute, just like sitting on a sky monkey, rushing towards the limit heart rate.

The cold-faced handsome guy is not only fierce but also ruthless, unlike Xia Yunze, who has unlimited supply of chicken soup and rainbow farts for the soul, like a devil instructor cleaning up recruits, his eyes are like whips, and a glance at her makes her feel her heart and lungs tremble. A sense of fear that if you dare to stop, you will be dragged out and shot for 5 minutes.

If the wristband hadn't started to call the police, she believed that Lu Yuanfei would have pushed her heart rate all the way up.

The substitute coach trained her until her panting smelled like rust. Although the requirements were slightly lowered later, the training intensity was still eight blocks higher than Xia Yunze's.

What's more terrible is that at some point, the fragrant and tempting smell of stewed pork noodles came from the stairwell on the [-]th floor. According to the direction of the wind, it came from his house, which made her unable to bear it every time she flew past. Take two more breaths, your stomach is rumbling, and your cry is like thunder.

I didn't expect Coach Xia to be able to cook, the cooking skills are not bad!

The handsome guy is more than lucky, he clearly has a smile in his eyes, but he still has a poker face that should not be approached by strangers.

No, Coach Xia is awake!Her days of misery are over!

Xu Li's words got to the edge of his mouth a few times and he swallowed them back mixed with saliva. He wanted to propose that coach Xia should take her, but he also thought it would be better for the family cook to sit in the kitchen. It's a waste of money.

Thankfully, when her eyes were dark and she was about to ascend to heaven, Xia Yun called his devil to go back to eat.

After hearing what happened to her, Xia Yun pursed his lips and bowed his head, resisting the urge to burst out laughing, and beckoned her to wash her hands and eat.

Lu Yuanfei had already washed his hands and sat at the dining table, his face was neither red nor out of breath, and his expression was calm. Then he looked at Xu Li's whole figure being fished out of the water, his hair was soaked and stuck to his head in locks and strands.

It looks very sad, and there is a bit of weird joy.

Xia Yun filled three bowls of stewed vegetables, put the largest one in front of Lu Yuanfei, smiled with his lips pursed, and said softly.

Xu Li pinched his chopsticks and stared out a pair of copper bell eyes, shouting in his heart, coach, look at me, look at me!I'm the one who brews Coptis chinensis in coffee, okay?

Xia Yun looked at her with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, and gave her another dose of strong medicine: "If you rebound after the Spring Festival, let Brother Lu take you to practice."

Xu Li gasped, beat his chest and stamped his feet to express his daring, and regretted that he used Coach Xia's good temper as a soft persimmon. The first time I kicked the retired soldier brother's iron plate, I realized that I didn't know the blessing in the blessing, so she wanted to shake the coach's hand, and sincerely praised the new acquaintance, the old and the good.

In short, in the future, I must change my mind, shed blood and sweat without tears, shed skin and flesh without falling behind, and become a sonorous rose made of iron.

Xia Yun, on the other hand, was so amused that he laughed straight away, and lamented that Brother Lu would know if there was one as soon as he made a move. Not only was his physical strength, endurance, and cardiorespiratory ability superb, but he was also quite sharp in his ability to deal with lazy people.