learning to be human every day

After eating and drinking enough, the rain hadn't stopped yet, Xia Yun saw that it was still early, so he stretched his waist and wanted to go back to sleep.

Seeing him yawning and swaggering towards the master bedroom, Lu Yuanfei couldn't sit still, pulled him back by the collar, and scolded: "Why sleep, it's time to go to work."

Xia Yun blinked his sleepy eyes, pointed to the wall clock on the wall, and said that there was still an hour before the departure time. This kind of weather would not allow people to sleep under the covers.

Lu Yuanfei reached out and touched his head, and whispered, "It's not raining."

Xia Yun looked up at him stupidly, puzzled.

Lu Yuanfei held back his laughter, and explained solemnly: "I'm afraid that your head will turn into a paste if it gets wet with flour."

Xia Yun, on the other hand, was full and sleepy, and his head was really not working. It took him three seconds to realize that he was being ridiculed again.

He is worthy of being the brother of the special forces, who can fight and spray, and is a weapon of the country.

Xia Yun stared at him, trying to find a point of ridicule, but he looked up, down, left, and right, and found that this brother was flawless from head to toe except that he couldn't cook.

Heroic, majestic, upright and awe-inspiring, he seemed to have his own radiance, and his whole body was filled with fascinating positive energy, which made Xia Yun want to burn incense to him piously.

As soon as he showed such an angry and helpless expression, Lu Yuanfei couldn't do anything. He extrajudicially allowed him to sleep for half an hour, and added a compliment: "Breakfast is delicious, keep up the good work."

The effect of rainbow farts is good, who knows who knows, Xia Yunze's stagnation immediately dissipated, stood on tiptoe and turned around, and was about to go back to the room.

"Go back to your own room." Before the complacency lasted for two seconds, Lu Yuanfei's voice sounded again, which could not be refused or discussed.

Xia Yun gave him an aggrieved look, turned sharply, and obediently rolled back to the guest bedroom.

Lu Yuanfei took an umbrella and went to look for the property owner, wanting to find out who the woman was wandering around late at night.

He didn't let anyone watch the video, so he briefly described the other person's physical characteristics, and made up a story with a dull beginning, a bit miserable middle, and a happy ending——

The little coach in the same room was confused, and went out to buy a pack of cigarettes at night, without a mobile phone or money, and the girl helped to pay for it.

So he, the boss, came to inquire about which house the girl lived in, so that the little coach could pay back the money quickly.

Xia Yun turned over happily in his sleep, not knowing that a black pot was falling from the sky.

Just to be on the safe side, he set the alarm, woke up refreshed after a nap, and habitually touched his phone, only to see the banknote that Brother Lu had put on the bedside table earlier.

If putting pink banknotes on the bedside can keep away ghosts and ghosts, then by the same token, can sticking them on the door also guarantee that evil spirits will not invade?

The fear of ghosts overwhelmed the cherishing of money, Xia Yun got out of bed and ran out, holding a hundred yuan bill in one hand and transparent glue in the other.

As soon as Lu Yuanfei got out of the elevator, he saw the little coach whose wallet was cleaner than his face proudly pasting banknotes as Spring Festival couplets.

Xia Yun still had the face to flirt with him, and happily said that the door god has arrived, and we can rest easy from now on.

Lu Yuanfei admired Lao Xia and Aunt Chen from the bottom of his heart. How did they resist kicking this celestial soldier back to the alien planet?

It can be seen that there is great love in the world, and there is true love everywhere.

He sighed helplessly, took out his mobile phone and called up the surveillance screenshots for him to see, and said, "Don't get nervous, the person has been found, Ms. Xu from our unit 1201."

Xia Yun first shrank back in fright, and then saw the other party's shadow, suddenly became courageous, and muttered: "I don't know, what is she doing on our floor?"

It's easy to handle if it's not a ghost, but Xia Yun quickly took off the banknote, straightened it and smoothed it out, held it between two fingers, flicked it lightly, and stuffed it into Lu Yuanfei's pocket.

Lu Yuanfei didn't even sigh this time. On the one hand, he couldn't figure out how this kid's contradictory traits of being poor and treating money like dung were cultivated; The princess rewards you" arrogant manner.

After stuffing the money, he took his mobile phone away again, and zoomed in on the image for a closer look.

"Go down and ask, don't you know?" He looked at the time left, turned around and was about to enter the elevator, but Xia Yun grabbed him, dumbfounded, and asked, "You just ask directly?"

Lu Yuanfei raised his brows slightly, giving him an "otherwise" expression.

Xia Yun said with a serious face that Brother Lu, with your rough and straightforward style, you won't survive two episodes in the harem.

Of course, if you punch them all to death one by one, it's another matter.

"Then what do you want to do?" It was rare for Lu Yuanfei to be counterattacked, although there was a problem with the logic - what did he do as a big man in the harem?The bastard dared to curse him to be a eunuch?

Xia Yunze had been forced to be kind to others in his two lifetimes, so he practiced a roundabout manner, dragged Lu Yuanfei back to the house, and wrung his fingers to analyze the pros and cons with him.

The first is to rush to the door, and there is a high probability that people will not admit it.

Then the video slaps the face, and there is a high probability that people will become angry from embarrassment.

In the end, if everyone quarrels, it won't solve any problems, and they might offend others.

He has counseled for 16 years, and what he is most afraid of is offending people, especially fierce people who dare to wander around at night.

Multiple friends, multiple paths, multiple enemies, multiple walls, multiple members make more money!

It's better to turn hostility into peace and develop this girl into a member.

Sweat profusely from rolling the iron, go home and wash up when you are tired, and then go to bed, so as to ensure that you don’t have the energy to go out and wander around.

Lu Yuanfei was completely speechless after listening to his talk.

As expected of Huangshi's gold-medal coach, this kind of enterprising spirit that picks up vegetables in the basket makes him, the boss, feel ashamed.

"How do you plan to develop?" The boss was a little moved and wanted to see how he would act.

Xia Yun chuckled, and pasted Huangshi's fitness flyer on his door, and posted two copies in the elevator, not to mention the fire door. In short, wherever the other party passed by, he could see Huangshi's flamboyant And hot gilt characters.

There was his phone number on the flyer, and Xia Yun patted his chest and said that the client of this building was contracted by him.

Lu Yuanfei didn't quite believe that his trick would work, but the little coach corrected him solemnly, pointing to the surveillance screenshot and saying, "She's not wandering around, she's exercising."

Where does this start?Don't close your eyes and guess blindly just to get business.

Xia Yun said that he was not just guessing, zoomed in on the image again, pointed to her knee and said, "Look, this is the patella strap."

A fat girl who goes up and down with a patella strap every day is not haunted, but climbing stairs to lose weight.

It's just that the method is half the effort, and the mental state is not very online.

Lu Yuanfei took a closer look and found that there were indeed two patella straps looming under the hem of her fat home clothes.

Convinced, the boss gave a thumbs up, and the little coach beamed with joy, also gave a thumbs up, and suddenly leaned over to rub his thumbs.

Lu Yuanfei: ...Forget it.

You are an older brother, you have to give in to your younger brother.

As an only child, he can actually feel the sorrow of the eldest child in a family with many children. Life is full of surprises.

The morning rush hour on a cloudy and rainy day opened Xia Yunze's eyes, and he experienced for himself what it means to be "depressed autumn rainy land, traffic jams for several kilometers".

They set off 10 minutes earlier than usual, but at half past eight, they were still stuck in heavy traffic.

Lu Yuanfei was very calm, he didn't slam the horn or flash the headlights, and he had initially possessed the calm state of mind of an old driver in the city.

Xia Yun couldn't do it anymore. As time went by, he became more and more anxious, and his butt moved around, as if someone had thrown a handful of barbed wire under the seat cushion.

As the boss's direct descendant and cheap brother, he was not afraid of being late, but there was a student who made an appointment for a class early in the morning, and it was the one he didn't want to deal with.

The little coach frowned, told himself for the thousand and one time to be friendly, dedicated, and responsible, then took out his mobile phone, scratched a few words and deleted them, raking his short hair irritably, he had an idea As soon as he moved, he called the front desk: "Sister Ran, is Mr. Fu here?"

The voice at the front desk was crisp: "Brother Xia, he didn't come, why don't you send a WeChat message?"

In this kind of horrible weather, the social animals are all stuck on the road, the bully is lying on the bed, and no one is in the mood to come out to practice.

Xia Yun hung up the phone, thinking freely that if he didn't come, he wouldn't come, but just to be on the safe side, he reluctantly sent a WeChat message: Mr. Fu, the weather is bad, do you want to cancel today's class?

If you cancel for some reason, you can still make up for it later, and if you don't show up for a few hours, it will be abolished.

They moved across two crossroads like snails, and Mr. Fu replied irrelevantly: I was dreaming a sweet dream, but you woke me up, how can I compensate me?

Xia Yunze's scalp went numb, and he looked at Lu Yuanfei eagerly: "Brother Lu, why do I think this sentence is weird?"

As for what was wrong, he didn't understand, and he didn't dare to ask, so he had to borrow Brother Lu's pair of eyes to see what kind of medicine was sold in the other party's gourd.

Being blocked and unable to move, Lu Yuanfei turned his head and glanced at the screen, and couldn't hold back a low laugh.

The old fried dough stick farts to tease the children.

Fortunately, the children are not enlightened, not only did not take it as funny, but also felt that it was extremely greasy.

Lu Yuanfei asked him to press and hold the voice button to bring the phone over, and contributed a magnetic bass voice in friendship: "He has gone to take a shower, do you need me to speak?"

It took a long time to throw a sentence over there: ... No need.

The younger brother is incomprehensible, and the older brother is strictly guarded against death. Anyone who is ambitious will be in vain.

Lu Yuanfei blocked a rotten peach blossom for him, Xia Yunze didn't know what happened, but felt that Brother Lu silenced people with a single sentence, it was really amazing!

The rainy and snowy weather has always been a time when there are few customers in the gym. The coaches finally have a half-day leisure, and they all wear small vests that are better than nothing and practice fiercely on the equipment.

Among a group of exhibitionists, a thin figure in a sports coat is particularly eye-catching.

Xia Yun, on the other hand, could listen to five songs at a traffic light, and was so stuck that he couldn't live without it. After finally driving into the basement of Rongding, he grabbed his backpack and rushed down, rushing to the bathroom in a hurry.

Bladder swells, listening to the sound of rain outside the car makes it even more sour.

Lu Yuanfei also whistled boredly. Although he didn't do it on purpose, it didn't prevent Xia Yun from wanting to swing his backpack and blow his head off.

After clearing the inventory in a hurry, Xia Yun let out a sigh of relief, feeling that he was alive again.

With no burden, he walked lightly into the gym with whatever he saw, and was very pleasantly surprised when he saw that unique student boy, and raised his hand to say hello: "Chang Hui!"

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Xia: Brother Lu, why did you say that after I took a shower, there was nothing under him?Lu: Don't you think your words are a bit strange?Xia Xiaowan: What's wrong?Nothing below?Indeed, there will be none.

Lu: ...whatever you say is what you say. ("Desolate Autumn Rain" belongs to Xue Neng