learning to be human every day

"I really didn't know that thing was eyeliner." During lunch, Xia Yun took the lunch box and went to the boss's office.

Huangshi staff’s lunches are divided into two batches, one group has no special requirements for meals, and the front desk counts and orders meals every day, and the other group has requirements, and monthly meal supplements are settled by themselves.

Xia Yunze still lacks the self-consciousness of a muscular man. He only has one requirement for lunch, which is delicious. In the Rongding Building where there are many delicious food, this is equivalent to no requirement, so he has been playing his true role as a follower. He eats whatever the boss eats.

Rossi also complained from time to time that he realized it after being hit once, and then reluctantly went out to eat low-calorie green and healthy meals.

Even the muscular old man who claims not to be wronged, under the curse of "a man will gain weight when he gets married", in order to maintain his 5% body fat rate, he dare not let himself go like milk tea, cakes, barbecued pork and rice.

Xia Yun is a greedy ghost with no ambitions, and a little narcissistic. When he takes a shower, he looks at the mirror in circles and feels that he is perfect compared to his previous life.

Although it is not as majestic and majestic as Brother Lu's clothes, his muscles are still smooth and clear. Besides, he doesn't show his flesh. If he doesn't show his flesh, he doesn't worry about gaining flesh. As long as he doesn't become fat like a Michelin star, he can still eat a few more bites .

Everyone else went to eat in the lounge or on the terrace outside the venue. Only he, the direct follower, would sneak into the boss's house if he had nothing to do, and would sleep on the sofa after eating.

Although Lu Yuanfei used to treat him as his younger brother, he was still a straight steel man who didn't understand his style. He couldn't figure out Xia Yunze's delicate thoughts under the sunny and handsome appearance.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and both are from Pluto.

The place of origin is different, so there is no way to communicate.

Lu Yuanfei had already finished eating, and laughed while making tea, jokingly said: "You will know if you have a girlfriend."

Maybe you can delve deeper and transform from a little Russian prince into a beauty otaku.

Xia Yun took a bite of the char siu pork as if venting his anger, imagining that what he was chewing between his teeth was his brother Lu's meat.

This body of tendon meat must be chewy.

He can't take advantage of bickering with Brother Lu, and of course he is not an opponent in a fight. After thinking about it, he can only use the most primitive rebound method, and be a simple and rude echoing wall.

Xia Yun swallowed his food, cleared his throat, and said, "Brother Lu is not young anymore, where is his girlfriend?"

Lu Yuanfei glanced at him with a half-smile, and forced the little coach to blush.

Xia Yun looked as if he had been stung, and buried his head in his meal with drooping eyebrows.

Both of them are not ugly, why are they still single?

Relying on his mental age, he is still young, he has not yet understood the relationship between men and women, and he has to do his best to adapt to this new world, so he really has no intention of hooking up with the young lady.

I also want to secretly rejoice that the original owner of this body was single, and did not leave him with an old relationship that is constantly being cut and messed up.

Lu Yuanfei was four years older than him. In his previous life, he was a miserable old bachelor. Now he is supported by his good looks, and he is still a golden bachelor.

Gold always shines, and bachelors make waves sooner or later.

Don't look at you putting on a handsome face all day long and pretending to be serious, let's settle the score after the autumn when you are rambunctious.

Xia Yun finished his meal without saying a word, packed up the lunch box and threw it away, and Lu Yuanfei reminded him: "I sent you a red envelope, don't forget to collect it."

"Hey?" He had turned off the notification sound when he was taking the students to play the iron before. When he heard that there was a red envelope, he quickly took out his phone, only to find that his news and circle of friends both exploded.

The original body was hit on the local news before. Ms. Chen took over his mobile phone and replied a wave of greetings on his behalf. After that, he never appeared in places outside the circle of friends and work groups, which caused the original body's old friends to take it for granted that Either he has already burped his fart or is about to die, and they are all waiting to set up a funeral committee for him.

Today, he suddenly posted spliced ​​poems in Moments, and few people understood them. Instead, they all came to line up to leave messages in fear of chaos, so that he would blink if he was kidnapped.

What kind of fox friend and dog friend are these?

Xia Yun picked Brother Lu out of a lot of nonsense and put it on the top, and set a strong reminder, then happily received the red envelope, and replied in a unified way in the circle of friends: I am me, from now on I can only see but not touch.

An illiterate person is not worthy of playing with him, and none of so many bad friends can see the metaphor that he is going to celebrate his birthday. It's terrible to be uneducated.

While flipping through the conversation, he belatedly asked the boss: "Brother Lu, why did you send me a red envelope?"

Lu Yuanfei sipped his tea, kept his eyes on the computer screen, and said casually: "I have a lot of dinners next week, so I can't pick you up from get off work, so I'll send you the travel expenses in advance."

Classes are full these days, and there is no day when I can get off work before ten o'clock. The commuting bus just stops running. I only have taxis or online car-hailing. If I don't send a red envelope, I'm really afraid that this penny-pinching little miser will drive the [-]-way home. .

"Huh?" Xia Yun couldn't hide his disappointment, and asked in a low voice, "No other meaning?"

Lu Yuanfei raised his head and looked at him puzzled: "What other meaning?"

Xia Yun said to Ai Ai periodically: "Just, just the meaning of that poem in my circle of friends."

Lu Yuanfei raised his eyebrows slightly, a look of doubt flashed in his eyes, and asked, "What does that mean?"

Xia Yun frowned, and called out in a low voice, "Brother Lu, don't you understand?"

Lu Yuanfei shook his head without changing his face to express his incomprehension, and he was not ashamed but proud of that attitude.

Xia Yun felt as if struck by lightning, shocked and disillusioned, his eyes widened, and he almost jumped onto the table.

Did you agree not to play with the uneducated?There seemed to be a crackling, crisp and pleasant face-slapping sound in the air.

He angrily removed Lu Yuanfei from the top, but kept the reminder, and then looked at the other party sadly: "Brother Lu, you have no heart!"

"I didn't have the heart to die long ago. What kind of charades are you playing?" Lu Yuanfei was baffled, only thinking that the brat was too full and acting like a demon, too lazy to argue with him, waved his hand, and said, "Go out if you don't sleep, don't get in the way here of."

The lunch break is not over yet, and every second is a second, Xia Yun threw himself on the sofa angrily, his handsome face flushed, and he felt a dull pain from being beaten by life.

How could he, a well-educated little princess, be able to stay with such rough people all day long?

Xia Yun shrank in aggrievedly, hugged a soft pillow and curled up his long legs, for fear that someone would come in and grab the sofa from him.

He only knows how to cook instant noodles and loves to meddle in his own hands. No wonder no one asks for his age.

He quietly swiped to open the phone, pinned Lu Yuanfei to the top, and set him a star friend.

Then I was so tangled up that I couldn't sleep.

It seems that Fan Yi Fan'er's hint is useless, he has to resort to the second trick.

He has learned a lot this time, the selection part is visible, and then he only chose the boss, and sent out a special circle of friends: 24, a big accident happened, and he almost died at work, 25, life is so hard, his pants are torn and no one can mend them. [poor] [poor]

After posting Moments, he closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. When he was about to fall asleep in a daze, he finally heard a chuckle from behind the desk.

Like a feather passing along the ear, he woke up instantly.

Xia Yun was stiff all over, so nervous that he didn't dare to breathe, his eyes were closed tightly, and his eyelashes trembled slightly.

The footsteps approached, and they stopped firmly beside him. He received a light flick on the forehead, and the man's laughing voice rang in his ears: "It's my birthday, why don't you act like a baby with me?"

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!

Xia Yun pretended to be woken up, arched his head against the armrest of the sofa, turned his face to look at him with a frown, lifted his chin, and asked impatiently: "What do you mean?"

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The little coach is clever, but unfortunately he overturned when he met Brother Lu.Chang Hui: Although I have a name, I don't have a Xipi. Just looking at this random name, I know that I am not worthy of dating in this book.