mediocre novelist

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"Gensheng, are you a god?" Dazai asked suddenly

"If you want, I can be."

"Forget it then, the gods will forget me for the sake of other believers." Dazai walked in front of me, I don't know what kind of mood he had when he said these words

"No," I said, "the gods with human hearts have a preference, and I—"

"Oh, what Yuansheng said recently is like a confession." Dazai interrupted me with a smile

"Do you think so?" I blinked

Anyway, Dazai won't ask

"Then are you confessing?" Dazai asked, also winking at me

???

Why don't you play cards according to the routine?

Dazai: Because no matter whether Yuansheng answers yes or no, I don’t lose money.

"……you guess."

"I do not guess you guess guess?"

"Then do you guess, can I guess, can you guess?"

"Guess I guess you guess I guess you guess I guess or not?"

"..."

Yuan Jieshen passing by again:? ? ?

She knew that the marriage of these two people was not connected now, not because she couldn't connect the steel wire, but guessing and guessing made the marriage line so idle that it mutated

It's definitely not that she can't connect the steel wire!

Dazai and I played the game of "guess it or not" until our mouths were dry, and at the same time we decided to call a truce, and then looked at each other and laughed

"Let's go." My tone was much more cheerful than usual, because staying by this person's side always makes me happy, "I haven't taken you to see the Kagura dance between Sakura and the maidens."

"You can't invite Miss Miko to die in love." I saw Dazai's eyes light up instantly, and I regretted reminding him

Let me see what it is to strike up a conversation with someone I like!

"There will be a festival in a few days, do you want to go out for a stroll?" I quickly changed the subject

"Okay." Dazai tugged on my kimono sleeve, "Now take me to the shrine www"

…is that what makes you happy to invite someone to die?Obviously, I only confessed to you in a cryptic way not long ago!You can clearly hear it!

excessive guy...

but i still like you

When I came to the shrine, I naturally went to buy a few guards, because there were too many people, so I asked Dazai to stay and wait for me

Who knows... as soon as I came back, I saw Dazai inviting the maiden to die in love

"This beautiful lady, I finally understand why I have lived until now." Dazai held the hand of a fox priestess, "That is to die in love with you who is as beautiful as a water lily!"

The witch shook her ears, "Sir, you really know how to joke, you obviously have a partner."

"No, why do you think so?" Dazai asked with a smile

"You smell like your partner." Miko nodded, "And you were together not long ago, otherwise I wouldn't be able to smell it."

Dazai laughed and wanted to perfunctory, but the priestess said: "So you want to make your partner jealous? I can understand, but it's not good to strike up a conversation with other women in front of him."

"In front of you?" Dazai subconsciously let go and turned his head, only to find that I was standing not far away, crossing my chest and watching. From that distance, I could hear the conversation between Dazai and the witch

"If you want to make your partner jealous, it's the easiest and most effective way to show how others like you. You don't have to do such a dangerous move." The witch shook her head, "Do you need me to explain to that gentleman?"

"We're not partners."

The witch gave Dazai a strange look, then looked at me again, and suddenly realized, "So the two of you had a fight?"

"No, you misunderstood." The explanations of Dazai and I overlapped

The witch covered her mouth and chuckled, and left with the excuse that she still had work to do.

"Oh, Yuansheng, you are back." Dazai said with a smile, as if nothing had happened

"Is that Miss Miko your type?"

"As long as it's good-looking, I like it." Dazai said straightforwardly in a certain sense.

"Especially Yuansheng, he is completely my ideal type." Dazai replied with a smile

just lie to me

Don't talk about dying for love when we first met, you were very silent that night, okay?

Maybe my eyes revealed something, Dazai explained: "When I was 16 years old, I thought you recognized me, so I didn't say those frivolous words."

"But you didn't, you didn't even recognize me, I waited for that 'long time no see' all night." Dazai turned his head unhappily

It took me a long time to coax the little rabbit to be happy. I was so focused on Dazai that I completely ignored the beautiful maidens dancing the Kagura dance

It was only after I left the shrine that I realized that the fundamental purpose of my visit to the shrine was not to watch Kagura dance?

In the end, I didn't see it at all, so I patronized and coaxed Dazai away

Dazai glanced at me, "When I'm by your side, you're thinking about other people?"

I suddenly suspected that Dazai would be angry because he didn't want me to see the dancing witches

No, he has no reason to be jealous, right?

"When I watched Kagura Dance alone at the shrine last year, I thought I could watch it with you, so I proposed to come together today." I said, "I admit that I am a face controler, but I don't think anyone can compare You, it's impossible for me to think about others when I'm with you."

"Whether it's true or not, Gensei's words make me very happy." Dazai blinked.

These words are all true, why don't you believe them?It's the same with the cryptic confession before

Could it be... are you rejecting me?

I suddenly remembered something I've been ignoring

"Dazai, do you like women?"

"En..." Dazai glanced at me with a smile on his face, "What do you think?"

"...You said before that you like good-looking ones." I didn't step into this pit, don't answer Dazai's question directly, this is my experience

"Yeah, the more beautiful I am, the more I like it." Dazai said something very scumbag in a serious manner, "After all, beauty has no gender."

"You are just looking for sex." I was a little tired

If Dazai will stay with me in the future simply because of my face, then it's better not to be together in the first place

Appreciate the love like a vase, not what I want

"But Yuansheng is the same." Dazai looked at me, "It's even more serious than me, see one and love the other."

"..."

How should I answer this question? !Isn't this a brand new version of the "Your mother and I fell into the water, who did you save" series? !

"No... I'm not that serious."

I love only you!

"I won't look at one and praise the other in the future."

"Why?" Dazai broke the casserole and asked, "Could it be because I'm so good-looking? Yuansheng has already looked down on others?"

Yeah, there's no reason other than that

It's impossible to say it directly

Although it has been confirmed that Dazai does not hate having sex with homosexuals, Dazai did not answer my cryptic confession

Hey...is it still too early...

"I looked in the mirror one morning and found that I looked better than everyone else, so I corrected my faults." I said it seriously, and I was serious on the surface. In fact, I was so embarrassed that I could pick out the floating city with my feet.

...what am I talking about...

Is the debuff that lowers IQ after falling in love also useful for rules, splits, and bodies?

The follow-up is that Dazai laughed for 10 minutes, and almost laughed out of breath

...I didn't regret it to the extent that I wanted to change the past, no!

The author has something to say:

Osamu Dazai: No routine is also a kind of routine

Yuan Jieshen: Don't do it, don't do it, please don't add to my work pressure!

If Yuan Sheng had spoken his mind, you would have been together long ago (sigh)

It was agreed to speed up the progress, why did I write more and more? ? ? (Maomao is confused)

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