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Someone is opening my door with a key

Apart from me, only Osamu Dazai has the key to this house

If you want to ask why, of course it’s because Dazai doesn’t knock on the door every time, he only picks the lock, and the lock breaks after more times, so I gave Dazai the key to the new house

Anyway, I don't want to go to the hardware store to buy door locks anymore. The store manager and I know each other so well that we can go to Chinatown for morning tea for a day!So familiar that I became the only gold card user of that store, the one with a [-]% discount on door locks

very tired

The door opened, but I don't know why Dazai didn't speak

Did Dazai get scared by Zhikun?Zhijun seemed to hear the sound and rushed to the door

"Dazai?" I got up from the sofa and walked to the door, "Dazai, say something, it's scary that you are so quiet."

Sugaji and Dazaiji stood motionless at the door in tacit understanding. Even though they were of different species, I felt like I was looking at the "same person"

Ah... am I so short-sighted?

"When did Yuansheng have a pet? I don't even know." First, Dazai Osamu looked away, and then Zhijun "speaked" with his tail

...?

Feel like I'm missing a fight with no sound?

"Brought home three weeks ago, the child's name is 'Su Wozhi'."

"You brought it home yourself? Did you name it? You also bought the collar?" Osamu Dazai asked three questions in doubt.

Osamu Dazai noticed the weirdness at the first sight when he saw this weird cat. No matter how this cat looks like "Osamu Dazai"

Not referring to Osamu Dazai himself, but the individual "Osamu Dazai"

In this world, there are kings, supernatural powers, monsters, and of course magic. Osamu Dazai dare not take his momentary feeling as an illusion

This game is betting on his few friends

"Where did this cat come from?" Osamu Dazai asked again.

I don't quite understand why Osamu Dazai asked such details, but I still told him the truth

Osamu Dazai glanced at the cat, which was so well-behaved that it didn't even bark, and decided to use his contacts to ask the onmyoji about the cat demon after returning home, and ask the onmyoji to eliminate the demon directly if possible.

"Did Yuansheng bring him back because he saw that the cat resembled me?" Osamu Dazai walked towards the living room.

"Ah? I have to ask my friend about this, but I will not intentionally make friends with someone just because someone is like you, even if it is a cat."

"That means Yuan Sheng didn't want to keep cats?"

ha?Why is the topic getting weirder and weirder?

I don't understand why Dazai is targeting a cat like that all of a sudden

Although the color scheme is very similar, Dazai, you are not going to fight with a cat, are you?When did you become a small rights protection expert like Disney?

"I just want to know why Yuansheng didn't go to the bar for half a month, and why he suddenly raised a cat." Dazai Osamu's kite pupils were full of water.

I:……

I always feel that Dazai is lying, forget it...it's not a big deal

"Okay, let's sit down first, what does it look like standing up and talking?" I sat back to the original seat, and Su Wozhi also jumped on the single sofa with red pillows - it used to be Dazai's exclusive seat

Dazai sat down on another armchair in displeasure

Where I couldn't see, Osamu Dazai and the cat looked at each other, and their eyes were full of dislike for each other

"Dazai, do you hate cats besides dogs?"

"I think he looks like I'm looking at myself." Osamu Dazai confessed everything. He didn't dare to bet that the cat would do nothing while he was investigating. Of course, he had to remind his friends first.

I know it's hard to dispel Osamu Dazai's suspicion, so I took him to Earl D's pet shop

"The creatures you see are not human, so be careful. After all, I don't know their personalities." I held the cat bag in my right hand and Dazai's hand in my left, and entered the pet store in such a strange posture.

Earl D is indeed a person who has seen the big world, uh, an inhuman who has seen the big world, and he didn't laugh out loud when he saw our special posture

"It turns out that the person asked me to do this because..." Earl D smiled, and then turned to other things, "What does the guest want to know this time?"

I simply explained my purpose

"So, it's not surprising that this gentleman has such an idea." Earl D said with a graceful smile that shocked people into a daze, "After all, the soul in the cat's body is the same as this gentleman's soul."

That is to say...

The one in the cat bag is also Dazai? !

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Dazai Osamu had an unnatural expression for a moment, and then said to me with a smile: "In this case, let me take care of me from another world. After all, I am the same person, and I know everything."

"This is not good." I refused. After all, putting two dazai together might make some big news

Earl D: "Mr. Dazai seems to have a special energy in him. Too much contact with cats will delay the time for cats to transform into humans."

I wish he could be a cat all his life.But Dazai remembered that another self not only lived in my house but also ate the meals I cooked, so he silently decided to find a way to "help" the other self to become a human faster

Osamu Dazai: "What can I do to speed up the time for him to become a human?"

Earl D: "Currently, the only thing that can give that gentleman the energy to transform into a human is the meals of Mr. Suga and Mr. Yuansheng."

I heard Osamu Dazai make a small "呿"

kindness?I didn't expect Dazai to be so narcissistic, ah no, a self-loving person, he is still very unhappy after knowing that he can't change in advance

In this case, don't hurt your body anymore.

—Wait, I remembered something very very very important

Will the cat commit suicide hand in hand with Dazai after the cat becomes a human?

Well... there is one more person to take care of...

When will my "friend" take away Zhijun, who he fostered to me?There is already one Dazai in my family, there is no need to get a second one, really no need

Can you imagine the scene of two Dazai jumping into the river together?Really, mental pollution, the san value will drop completely!

Not to mention that after I caught Dazai in the past, I not only had to dry his clothes, wipe his hair, and make crab meat dishes... If Zhijun really jumped into the river hand in hand with Dazai after he became a human-no, can't think about it anymore

The author has something to say:

About Chief Jae: Chief Jae has his own origin and they will meet again

It seems that some cuties in the comment area misunderstood what I wrote about the two masters fighting for the source. In fact, what I wrote was Yuansheng × Dazai and if Yuansheng × leader Zai!

Even if you write the leader of Shura field, there is no chance, because Yuansheng's cp is Dazai, not the leader.

The if line is so abused, why is the text still abused?Right?So the IF Yuansheng for the leader Zai must also be arranged!

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