mediocre novelist

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At the Moon Festival, I can't take off the mask to taste the food openly, and I can't pack it home (it will lose the flavor when it's too cold)

——so I just put on a mouth mask (wait, isn't it more attractive to wear a mask)

I'm such a genius.jpg

however……

Ango is working overtime again and has no time to accompany me

Odasaku was worried that taking five children with him would make the children get lost, so he didn't agree

Nakahara Nakaya grabbed Dazai by the nape of his neck to make up work

My parents also said they weren't available (I know they've been to duo to heck)

My other relatives rejected me on the grounds that "walking with me may be trending"

so i had to go alone

i'm dry

The grass on the head is so dry that it is sickly (is it not good for the grass to grow on the head)

Every rejection of Suwo Yuansheng will reduce the green area (?) Caring for the environment is everyone's responsibility, there is no harm if there is no business (what and what is this)

Seeing me so pitiful, Odasaku wanted his landlord to take care of the children so that he could accompany me to the Tsukiyō Festival, but I couldn’t let the five children lose their father(?) so I refused

I have considered Nakiri Alice and Kurokiba Ryo, but I gave up again. The itinerary of the two children may have been arranged long ago, and my rash request may disturb them

If you put the word "nakiri" on it, you have to bear the corresponding responsibility. It's a bit sad to think about it carefully.

My niece was very considerate and said she could accompany me to Alpine Mountain for dinner on the first night

I was overjoyed and quickly agreed

After all, being with your family is better than being alone

On the first day of the Yueyue Festival, I checked into the room I booked at Yuanyue Resort, set myself a buff, and started my shopping trip by myself. In the afternoon, I went to other places in Yuanyue College for digestion. Take a walk——one has to say one thing, Yuanyue covers a really large area, and there is even a spicy pond~ what a big pond

I didn’t go to the “High Mountain” in Yuanyue Academy until evening—most of the Shijie opened mock stores in the “High Mountain”, and the prices were high. Compared with customers in other districts, there were much fewer customers in Gaoshan, most of them were upper-class people

——What if an acquaintance recognizes it?

How can it be!

Not only am I wearing another mask today, but I am also wearing an unusual sand-colored windbreaker of the same style as Oda, and it is blessed with supernatural powers. Can anyone recognize me?If anyone could recognize me, I'd--

Yeah, don't do anything, just... treat the other party to a meal (counseling)

Takayama is a nice place (but not the pretty boys I like)

If you are in the high mountain area but don’t want to taste Shijie’s cuisine or can’t eat the food when the time is not up, the dance hall in the high mountain area is a good place to go. The desserts and drinks inside are first-class dishes

I'm going to go to the dance for some dessert and champagne after eating the dishes I'm looking forward to.

But I saw an unexpected person, he stood under the street light and waved to me, as if he was waiting for me

After I recognized who the other party was, I couldn't help but stop breathing, and the sound of my heart beating suddenly passed through my bones into my ears

Why did I meet you here?

source of my nightmare

—— Edogawa Ranpo

"I was invited by a previous client." Ranpo Edogawa wore his glasses, and his green pupils were as dazzling as emeralds specially collected by nobles

It's normal for me to get an answer without asking a question

I think he also wore glasses when we met for the first time at the author exchange meeting, which made me feel dangerously targeted by natural enemies

This is of course not an illusion, Edogawa Ranpo expressed my thoughts at that time in a second

"You like the face of the real detective...?! Especially the eyes?" He was a little annoyed, "This kind of liking is not real at all."

"……terribly sorry."

At that time, I never thought that this man with a tender face like a junior high school student was the same age as me, not only a good writer of detective novels, but also a real detective

I respect those who can make good use of their talents, but this does not mean that I will allow Edogawa Ranpo to diss my detective novels after being seen through!

He said something like "you can know who the criminal is in three seconds", "the criminal method is too clean" and so on. At that time, I was so angry that I wanted to splash him with soda, but I held back

"If that's the case, why don't you read other detective novels." I said this in a displeased tone. I originally planned to leave directly, but the next second the other party's words made me wonder if I should leave

"Because in other novels, it didn't take me even a second to find the culprit."

So the previous words were complimenting me in his own way?

My mood is complicated, guilt wells up in my heart, and I have a higher affection for Edogawa Ranpo

"Detective novels aren't my teacher Su's specialty, are they? Otherwise, it might take me a little longer."

I nodded silently

After getting the correct way to communicate with Ranpo Edogawa, I chatted with the detective

Later we talked about literature

While chatting, Edogawa Ranpo suddenly said: "Anyway, Sensei's book is finished, why don't you come to the competition? Let's compare... the readers' comments after the new book is finished."

"it is good."

I originally wanted to let him, but the other party has a personality like a three-year-old child. If he knows that I will do this, he will not be happy, so I will do my best.

Who knew that this little black fox's book review was so severe that he polarized, he quickly admitted that he had lost, and then sealed the pen!

"The famous detective just delayed the time to close the pen, not because of failure." Edogawa Ranpo in front of me said with a straight face, "It's not because of you—it's better to say that I met you at the author exchange meeting. Decided to postpone the seal."

Is that so?The boulder that has been pressing on my heart disappeared in an instant

Your soul didn't die because of me...it's really good...

"Why didn't you tell me, I thought—"

"A famous detective is not so fragile that he will shrink back when he is hit." Ranpo Edogawa didn't feel that he did something wrong for closing his pen without explaining. "And isn't this kind of thing easy to see?"

I:……

It’s okay, you’re smart, you’re good-looking, you’re reasonable, it’s my stupidity, it’s my fault

The author has something to say:

Su Woyuansheng: I always thought it was my fault...who knew...

Edogawa Ranpo (confident): Why do you say such a simple thing?Can't you see it?

I recently found a sand sculpture video of Zhen Huan Chuan at station b, almost made me laugh to death www

Author: Primordial Nightmare

Odasaku: (consolation)

Ango: (diversion method)

Dazai: Since you are flustered, you don’t need to cook this brown rice and barley soup, just drink it after boiling

Yuansheng:? !

Osamu Dazai: College students are delicate, how old are you now

Su Wo·College student·Yuansheng: (Small question mark, do you have many friends)

Grass, these are the words that Osamu Dazai can say

The three-time teacher Edogawa has a pen name "Edogawa Lanfeng", and the pen name "Lanfeng" of this article is taken from this

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