mediocre novelist

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new year is coming

Osamu Dazai suddenly wrote a New Year's card

Of course, I knew about this after a few days. Those days I was busy organizing the publishing house’s New Year’s party and checking the income and expenditure of the publishing house for a year.

When I received the greeting card, I thought it was a curse painting sent by black fans, but I looked at the handwriting again

——Isn’t that Dazai’s character?

He sent me a greeting card, which made me very happy, but how should I put it... When I saw his paintings, I suddenly didn't want to accept them, and even wanted to give them to my father for him to use as evil spirit charms

Just kidding, I put it away and sent greeting cards back to my friends (Odasaku and Ango also sent me greeting cards)

Then I got busy organizing internal parties at the publishing house

The New Year in other people's homes is to go back to their hometown, and the whole family celebrates the New Year together

Our Suwo family is different, because the elders are heartbroken when they see the younger generation coming back alone, so they directly tell us not to go back unless we are not alone.

——It is said that a cousin brought his pet dog home, and he was the only one of our younger generation who did not receive any red envelopes from the elders

I have organized two New Year's parties at the publishing house, and I want to do something different this year

"How about live streaming? It's popular right now. It can absorb the heat without being as cumbersome as recording a show." My wife's editor suggested, "If someone doesn't want to show their face, they can wear a mouth mask."

No wonder many people say, "There are no scum in my wife's family." It's a really good idea.

So the matter of live broadcasting the New Year party was settled like this, and the news was also sent to the official website of the publishing house

[Suwo Publishing House's New Year's party live broadcast decision!Please celebrate the New Year with us! /Love//Love/]

This news was reposted over ten thousand times in just ten minutes after it was sent out, and most netizens are begging me to appear on the scene

Of course I went out of the country, but I wore a paper bag like a bakery used to pack bread, covering up my beautiful face

But this is also considered to be a duck (righteous)

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ."

"Where is Master Su?"

"I think Teacher Su should be among the writers wearing masks."

"After chasing books for so many years, we don't even know what the author we like looks like."

I felt a little sorry for seeing the barrage, but there are so many people who are famous, if I show my face, I will not be able to live a peaceful life in the future

I, Su Woyuansheng, only want to live a peaceful life, how can I cultivate!

Forget it, rare opportunity, they will be disappointed if I don't do something, as long as I don't expose myself

I asked the editor Fujiwara for an erasable oil-based pen and a whiteboard. This scene was not missed by netizens

"What does that teacher want to do?"

"Eh? Could it be that you want to paint for us?"

"I think I got an inspiration and wanted to write it down."

"Then why don't you take a pen and paper and a whiteboard?"

"Maybe it's a bigger inspiration?"

I am indeed drawing, and it is a Q version of the characters under the brush, and there is a crocodile representing me (so my readers often leave a message saying that after reading my book, they will have crocodile dreams①)

Well, a family portrait (?) is thus completed!

I was writing my name, then walked up to a camera and showed my drawing

The live broadcast page was instantly filled with barrage, and the number of people watching the live broadcast continued to increase

In fact, our New Year's live broadcast is very dull. It only takes half an hour to broadcast, and the content is about food, interviews with writers and editors, and before the end, let the writers read the New Year's greetings I prepared for netizens.

However, I suddenly drew a picture, which caused the popularity of the live broadcast room to continue to rise. A bunch of netizens shouted "wife/husband/dad/mother/child! Come out and see Teacher Su!"

I know my influence, I thought that after several years, the fans should not be as crazy as they were at the beginning

Hmm... I can't think of it...

"Teacher Su, do you want to say something?" the editor in charge of the interview asked.

"I am very happy to celebrate the New Year with everyone."

「老师我也是！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！这是今年最棒的惊喜！我要下楼跑二十圈！」

"Su my teacher has spoken! I want to record it!!! Not only is the article well written, the teacher's voice is so nice! /Love/"

"The dark ones in front don't have to...cough, no, this is the first time the teacher speaks in front of the public, and it's worth recording."

"I seem to smell the fragrance? It turns out that my brother was so happy after knowing that Mr. Su painted a picture."

"I wish you a happy new year and good luck in everything." I bowed slightly, returned the whiteboard and pen, and joined the team of destroying pastries

I never thought that my trending search has been hung up for three days and has not been removed

"I just knew it would be a hot search, but I didn't know it would last so long."

"Gensheng, do you not understand your fame?" Osamu Dazai took the "hot search event" for granted, "You are known as the writer who is most likely to break the record of the youngest winner of the Nobel Prize, let alone the writer in your country. You're almost done with the rewards."

"We have to wait for the Nobel Prize or something, and it's not necessarily the case." I replied

"Gensheng, when the first volume of your new book is published, do you want to go see the release site?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "Only after reading, you can understand the influence of 'Sensei Suga'."

Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement.

So I took them and went together, and I found a lot of tents for camping on the outskirts

"I heard that it was waiting outside for a few days before it was released." Osamu Dazai said

"I thought that such a grand event would stop after the third year." I was very touched, and felt that I was like an idol who is on fire nowadays. Hit a big wall, or hit the south wall without looking back

"Then write more in the future." The conscience of the pigeon spirit was disturbed, and he issued the above declaration

Osamu Dazai: "Hehe."

Oda Sakunosuke: "Hehe."

Although I knew they must be laughing at me, I couldn't help but ask, "What are you laughing at?"

Dazai Osamu: "I think of happy things. The author I like said that he will work hard to write a book."

Oda Sakunosuke: "Me too, but I don't believe it."

Wow!Odasaku, you learned badly!You are no longer an angel in a sand coat!Dazai, how obedient you were before!You see you now!

"You two are laughing at me and haven't stopped."

Osamu Dazai: "Yes."

Oda Sakunosuke: "That's right."

…………… I can’t stay in this house anymore, can I? !Ango came to persecute me, right? !

"I will never pigeon you!"

Osamu Dazai looked at me very tolerantly

No, am I that unbelievable?

The author has something to say:

①: I still remember when I watched Ghost Slayer: Mr. Crocodile was really ruthless, and the nightmare turned directly into a crocodile dream. Most of the books written by my protagonist are BE, so let him be Mr. Crocodile too.

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