Everyday being eaten by a dead enemy [Live]

Tan Xi was full of shit, after much deliberation, she couldn't figure out where the flaw was exposed, so she had to continue to pretend to be stupid.

Feed it to the dog: Qingxi ate all the porridge.

The highly recognizable slender fingers froze on the keyboard.

The owner of the hand let out a very low laugh,

...How can it be so cute.

That being the case, let's make fun of it again.

Anchor Yushanfang Laoye: I know you have difficulties, but you really don't have to hide them from me.

Feed it to the dog: Master Ye, are you thinking too much? I really don’t understand what you are saying [crying]

If you keep playing, the person on the opposite side might really collapse,

Anchor Yushanfang Laoye: Did you steal Qingxi's porridge?When I sent it out, it was full, but when he ate it, there was only half of it left.

After typing this text, Lao Ye waited for the other party's reply with great interest.

A long time has passed,

He seemed to be able to see the person on the other side of the screen patted his chest and let out a long breath.

Tan Xi's hanging heart finally fell to the ground,

This old leaf is so meticulous, Tan Xi couldn't figure out what was wrong at first, but never expected that the flaw would be in the weight of the porridge.

Of course Tan Xi would not tell Lao Ye that he could not resist the temptation to take a few mouthfuls of the porridge first.

Feed it to the dog: [shy] As expected of Master Ye, you discovered all of this.

Anchor Yushanfang Laoye: I knew it was you, a greedy cat, who stole the food.

? ?

Little greedy cat.

Tan Xi was very unhappy with this title: You are just a little greedy cat, and your whole family is a little greedy cat!

But now he is the soft and lovely Chen Qianqian,

Take it to feed the dog: Who told Master Ye that your dishes are so delicious (￣^￣).

Anchor Yushanfang Laoye: Hahahaha I want to eat, I will make it for you every day in the future.

Tan Xi stared at this thought-provoking reply, her long and narrow peach eyes narrowed,

Lao Ye is flirting with a girl?

Tan Xi rubbed her sharp chin, reviewed the chat records, and began to explore carefully.

In the end he came to a startling conclusion

Lao Ye has taken a fancy to Chen Qianqian!

Qin Xi's jaw dropped in shock.

If the inference is true, the most critical point in this incident——

This online Chen Qianqian is Tan Xi in real life.

If Lao Ye knew the truth...

Tan Xi didn't dare to imagine the scene of a car rollover in the future,

Just thinking about it is embarrassing enough, but Tan Xi couldn't help laughing now.

Although she also wanted to see Lao Ye get embarrassed, Tan Xi decided to show mercy in the end. After all, Lao Ye is also a good person, so it is better not to trick him.

Feed it to the dog: No need~ It’s too much trouble for Master Ye, it’s enough for me to rub Qingxi for a long time.

Tan Xi's refusal was beyond Lao Ye's expectation.

I thought that with the bad character of the other party, he should agree to go along with the flow, and then watched from the sidelines.

Lao Ye was about to reply when the doorbell rang.

Seeing the person at the door, Lao Ye frowned.

He said coldly through the door, "What are you doing here?"

The people outside hammered on the door for a while, and found that Lao Ye didn't intend to open the door,

Howling without image: "Lao Ye, open the door quickly, you can't just ignore death."

After confirming through the cat's eyes that the limbs of the people outside are healthy, Lao Ye folded his arms, "Looking at how alive you are, you won't die in a while."

"Please, let me in..."

Lao Ye finally opened the door.

Wei Zhiyan, who raised his eyes and squinted, came in: "Your live broadcast is over so soon, and the rankings rushed up in such a short time?"

"Damn, don't mention it." Wei Zhiyan took out slippers from the shoe cabinet and changed them on familiarly, "rankings are like floating clouds to me."

"Floating cloud?" Lao Ye didn't want to greet him, so he closed the door and went back to the living room, "It seems that I am not even as good as Floating Cloud."

Wei Zhiyan fell silent, after all, he was the one who tricked Lao Ye about his partner.But at that time, how could he have imagined that Bai Xiaoxiao, who thought that opening a live account was just for fun, would unexpectedly want to participate in the competition.

"I don't blame you, after all, it's not just once or twice that you value sex over friends."

Wei Zhiyan opened his mouth, and found that it seemed to be the case.

"I'm thirsty." Wei Zhiyan rushed to the bar to get a cup as soon as he entered the door, "The barbecue I ate just now was too dry."

Lao Ye glanced at him vigilantly,

Sure enough, Wei Zhiyan approached the computer screen on the bar counter...

"Feed it to the dog..." Before I could see the content clearly, I felt a gust of cool wind blowing behind me, and then I tightened my collar, and was pulled away by Lao Ye.

"Isn't this the idiot in the live broadcast room last time?" Wei Zhiyan took a few steps back and adjusted the clothes on his back, "I don't know why, but when I see this name, I always feel chills behind my back."

Lao Ye Mian turned off the chat interface without changing his expression, "Stop minding your own business and worry about your own business."

Wei Zhiyan poured water into the water purifier, sat down on the leather sofa of Lao Ye's house, with a sad face: "I regret it a little bit."

Lao Ye turned off the computer and sat down on the single sofa next to him.

"I used to think that one Tan Xi was enough trouble, but I didn't expect a woman to be like a hundred Tan Xi."

"........."

Wei Zhiyan complained to himself: "I found out that I really can't handle women. I swear I will never fall in love with a woman again."

Lao Ye couldn't stand the stand-up comedy, so he cooperated and asked, "What happened to your Miss Bai?"

"I met her manager today, the one called Fantuan." Wei Zhiyan drank the water in the glass bitterly. I know, I just mentioned a few more words in passing, and she turned her face, ignoring people during the live broadcast, and crying after the live broadcast, no matter how hard it is to coax her."

Lao Ye: "Isn't this obvious? I'm jealous."

Seeing Lao Ye not surprised at all, Wei Zhiyan asked, "Do you think this is normal for her?"

Lao Ye nodded: "She likes you, this kind of reaction shows that she cares about you."

Wei Zhiyan broke down and said: "The problem is that her jealousy is groundless and has no basis."

"You really don't have any feelings for Tan Xi?"

Wei Zhiyan was startled, he didn't expect Lao Ye to ask this question.

Scratching his ears, Wei Zhiyan gave Lao Ye an awkward look, and clasped his hands together, "It can't be said that I didn't feel it at all, after all, I loved it."

Lao Ye gave him a meaningful look: "Then why do you say that he is groundless?"

Wei Zhiyan thought for a while: "Because I was completely out of words to make a few polite words, why did she just hear that wind is rain?"

"Then why do you have to talk about Tan Xi, don't you have anything else to talk about?" Lao Ye raised his eyebrows, "It's not because you miss him in your heart."

Under Lao Ye's sharp gaze, Wei Zhiyan turned his gaze away: "No, Lao Ye, why do I think you are so strange today. You and Bai Xiaoxiao are not related, so what can you say to her?"

Lao Ye snorted, "I'm not going to help my relatives, I'm just telling the truth."

"No, no," Wei Zhiyan shook his head, "You're not helping her. You say that because that's what you think. It's normal for Bai Xiaoxiao to think that way, she's jealous. What about you?"

Wei Zhiyan looked at Lao Ye with strange eyes, "Could it be that you are also jealous?"

Lao Ye sneered twice, turned his head away: "Crazy line."

Lao Ye caught off guard and uttered lotus flowers in Cantonese, Wei Zhiyan was stunned,

Also...Although I haven't seen Lao Ye fall in love in so many years, he should be straight.

Wei Zhiyan remembered that he had been begging Tan Xi for a long time to pretend to be her boyfriend.

Thinking of this, he laughed and patted Lao Ye's shoulder, "Hahahaha, I'm just joking."

Lao Ye dodged Wei Zhiyan's claws in disgust, "I don't think you should complain, you'd better go back and coax her obediently, there will be a live broadcast tomorrow."

Wei Zhiyan waved his hand: "Hey, forget it, I figured it out, Xiaobai and I will definitely not be able to compete with you and Qin Xi in terms of popularity, and the temporary lead is just opportunistic, not steady enough."

"Really?" Lao Ye narrowed his eyes, "Your Miss Bai also thinks so?"

"Now I have a hot pot meal and a barbecue meal, and I have to sing halfway through the meal. In just two days, my mouth ulcers have come out." Wei Zhiyan clutched his back molars, "Why don't I live broadcast with you, and I can still eat the dishes you cook .”

"You think too much," Lao Ye waved his hand: "If I partner with you, I won't cook for you."

"Why?" Wei Zhiyan wondered, "I've seen it all, you cook delicious food for Tan Xi every day!"

"You cook and I sing, wouldn't it be more interesting?"

Wei Zhiyan's head was full of black lines: "...Are you sure?"

Lao Ye curled his lips, and found that Wei Zhiyan was looking for him purely for nonsense, picked up his phone to check the time, and issued an order to evict:

"It's getting late, you can go back if you have nothing to do, I'm going to study the recipes for the next few days."

After Lao Ye said that, Wei Zhiyan couldn't stand it anymore, and he was embarrassed to tell Lao Ye that he was kicked out by Bai Xiaoxiao.

"By the way, let me remind you." Wei Zhiyan turned his head in doubt as soon as he went out, "What?"

"My own woman takes care of herself. If she does something out of line... then your face won't matter."

After Lao Ye finished speaking harshly, he closed the door from the inside, leaving Wei Zhiyan in a daze.

What extraordinary things can Xiaobai do?

In the next week's live broadcast, Bai Xiaoxiao did not do anything out of the ordinary.

Even the sailors are gone,

Tan Xi was very sorry, he had prepared sufficient evidence to report, but the other party quietly stopped.A set of big moves reached the palm of the hand but there was nowhere to use them, the internal force gathered in the dantian had to be suppressed.

From the third day to the sixth day, Qin Xi tasted all kinds of delicacies made by Lao Ye, ranging from sea cucumbers and black truffles to bento stir-fries.

What was even more miraculous was that Lao Ye perfectly avoided Tan Xi's taboo.

After so many days and so many kinds of food, he didn't even feel sick once.

Tan Xi really wanted to take Lao Ye home and cook for herself every day.

The time soon came to the last day of the competition.

Sunday night is the prime time for traffic,

The live broadcast of Yushanfang Laoye floated on the homepage, with 100 million popularity.

There is a title next to it [Lao Ye works part-time to deliver food]

Wang Xiaolong is a loyal viewer of Liancheng live broadcast, wandering around the game area and living area all year round.

He occasionally watched Lao Ye's live broadcast during dinner.

Today he was going to watch a certain anchor playing the king, but when he entered the homepage, he was inexplicably attracted by the title.

How sad these days are, Wang Xiaolong thought, even a popular anchor like Lao Ye has been reduced to a part-time food delivery?

He opened the live link.

In the live broadcast room, Lao Ye's hands were on the steering wheel, and the night of the city was quickly reversing in the glass window.

When Wang Xiaolong went in, he dumped a 666.

Fuck me, drive a private car to deliver food?

Sure enough, he was a big anchor, and the mounts used to deliver food were of a higher grade than ordinary riders.

He didn't even see the 666 he dialed, and it disappeared into the barrage ocean in an instant.

Lao Ye's mobile phone was fixed with a bracket. Taking advantage of the interval of the red light, he glanced at the barrage and picked the most frequently asked question to answer:

"According to the navigation display, we should be able to reach his home in about ten minutes."

The author has something to say: Lao Ye (rubbing hands): Baby Xi, I’m coming!